But this part:

A leprechaun named Lil' Master Tooshpeencher says, "All girlies like the

Cut off. Sad.

I'm the novice he was trying to seduce! :sob:

Why is it anytime Fae are possessed it turns out to be incredibly juvenile and immature? I honestly wonder how Serenwilde puts so much trust in them when they act like that. I would have thought at least Leprechauns are a bit more sinister considering they're cleptomaniacs.

Jigan tells you, "Raid on Fain's undergarment drawer."

Jigan tells you, "It'd be like raiding a women's, only less frilly and slightly
less dangerous."

You tell Hodinifu of the Dove, Sir Jigan the Black Hand, "Ah right, Fain would
just smush you. Women would destroy your life."

Jigan tells you, "Yes. Fain has nothing on a woman finding a man in her
undergarment drawer."

Jigan tells you, "Then we see Fain sneaking into Lady Terentia's undergarment
drawer."

Jigan tells you, "And that's the real reason they hate each other."

You tell Hodinifu of the Dove, Sir Jigan the Black Hand, "Haha Fain is a closet
transvestite?"

Jigan tells you, "No, the reason He wears a mask? He has one of Lady Terentia's
panties on the inside of it."

Jigan tells you, "She wants it back."

suppose to be all the girlies like the leprechaun lovin'

I've always treated my fae, possessed or otherwise, in manner befitting a Shadowdancers (for example, telling to refer to me as Master, or I'll discipline them properly). They're usually quickly un-possessed after that, though. The admins need to have fun, too, I guess?

well that fit how I treat my fae. My pooka and leprechaun are the only ones I've had possessed and I always treat them like troublemakers

I always find that too. I decided a while ago that while Nejii respects the Fae and protects them because they're important nature spirits, he doesn't actually like them 'cause whenever they talk they're huge pains in the arse.

The Fain panties and girl slanted jokes are funny but for only so long.

Was in bad need of sleep, but wanted to grab a karma blessing before sleeping ... I've heard of sleepwalking, but never sleep teleporting!

You struggle to stay awake as your eyelids shut repeatedly of their own accord.
- karma blessing justice
Standing before the Seal of Justice, you raise your arms and tilt back your head. A glowing light suffuses the cave and your soul soars with a karmic blessing.
Your exhausted mind can stay awake no longer, and you fall into a deep sleep.
- wake
You open your eyes and yawn mightily.
- teleport nexus
You tug upon the aether strands around you, searching for one that connects to the Pool of Stars.
Your exhausted mind can stay awake no longer, and you fall into a deep sleep.
You have recovered equilibrium.
You teleport along the aether strands to the Pool of Stars.
- wake
You open your eyes and yawn mightily.
- snigger
You snigger evilly.

Shoulda taken a taxi....

(Magnagora): Eruttu says, "You ain't planning on molesting my rabbit are you, Meshora?"

It isn't even safe to log on for a few minutes anymore.

it pays to stay up late.

(The Midnight Legion): Haiden says, "Pickup lines that are doomed to fail: "You
look familiar. Have I seen you before? Oh yeah! You look like my next
girlfriend!" - "Hey baby, I'm like a rubix cube; The more you play with me, the
harder I get!" - "Do you have a map? I got lost in your eyes" - "If I said you
have a nice body, would you hold it against me?" - "You be the iceburg, I'll be
the titanic, and I'll go down on you!" - "If I tossed a coin, what are the
chances of me getting head?""

(The Midnight Legion): Haiden says, "..."

(The Midnight Legion): Haiden says, "IGNORE ALL OF THAT."

You tell Death Marshal Haiden, the Wrath, "((Quote!))"

Haiden tells you, "(( Shut up! ))"

Edit: My very first quote! Huzzah!

Fae are very juvenile, immature and sexual in many of the myths.

Rock on.

Intersection in the caves.
The corrosiveness of the taint sickens the land. Dripping crimson ichor from
its fangs, a furry red spider waits patiently for the next meal. A large yellow
spider skitters about, its mandibles clicking menacingly.
You see exits leading northeast, east, and northwest.

2476h, 3137m, 3628e, 10p, 11280en, 15777w exkdb-forestcast forest
You raise your arms and hum deeply the note of the forest. Around you, the wyrd
seeps out of the trees and plant life, which start to look greener and
healthier than before.
2476h, 3087m, 3628e, 9p, 11275en, 15781w xkdb-

Wyrd=Taint

If it ain't Wyrd, Taint good enough.



(And it isn't, Wyrd, that is. That was all Taint. The Wyrd isn't Taint, it's the stuff the Powerpuff Girls were made out of. Just ask False Memory, that dude is a sage.)

Fain tells you, "I cannot forgive your spouse."


I actually had to check to see if this one was fake or not. It's insanity.. just seems as something that could be considering Orti just left Magnagora.

They're out to get you.