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Shiri2007-01-30 14:02:53
QUOTE(Xenthos @ Jan 30 2007, 01:03 PM) 378746
Start using CLT#. For example, CLT1 Hello. CLT2 Goodbye. Adds another step in (opens up the door for clan misaethers if you quit clans a lot, but hey-- it cuts org mistells down considerably).


Even better: write aliases (I can tell you how to do it on nexus: have alias "swa" execute "clan swarm tell $0", for example) that will tell to all their specific clans. That way you hardly ever screw up. I can't tell you how to do it on zmud or MUSHclient though.
Unknown2007-01-30 14:11:04
QUOTE(Shiri @ Jan 30 2007, 08:02 AM) 378753
Even better: write aliases (I can tell you how to do it on nexus: have alias "swa" execute "clan swarm tell $0", for example) that will tell to all their specific clans. That way you hardly ever screw up. I can't tell you how to do it on zmud or MUSHclient though.


It's really easy in zMUD. I haven't actually tried implementing it, but it should just be something simple like: #ALIAS swa {clan swarm tell %1}
Gehn2007-01-30 15:00:59
QUOTE(diamondais @ Jan 23 2007, 08:50 PM) 376675
Just made me actually giggle.

You say, "What happens when ten Fae are brought to a single Avatar of Moon?"

Dedicant Gehn Mes'ard, Hart's Glory says, "A Lady is... erm... beamed down?"


But that is what happens... closedeyes.gif
Elysiana2007-01-30 15:42:34
QUOTE(mitbulls @ Jan 30 2007, 06:11 AM) 378754
It's really easy in zMUD. I haven't actually tried implementing it, but it should just be something simple like: #ALIAS swa {clan swarm tell %1}

It is. It's cut down significantly on my misaethers. Of course now I have to avoid misaethering between Order aethers and a particular pair of clans... And since I already have the aliases in place for those clans, I have no excuses left except senility!

Edit: The way to do it on cmud is #alias swa {clan swarm tell} and then set it to autoappend arguments.
Diamondais2007-01-30 15:56:10
Just got in from my Art Exam and signed in...


Gehn pounces on you, sending you rolling head over heels with him.

"Hiya!" you say, smiling happily.

Dedicant Nirsen, of the Hart says, "Your wife, i presume."

The corners of Nirsen's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.

"Erk!" Gehn says with a grimace.

You cough softly.

You say, "No!"

Druid Gehn Mes'ard, Hart's Glory says, "No."

Gehn gives you the once-over, eyeing you suspiciously.
You stick out your tongue and say, "Cousin."
4220h, 3980m, 3980e, 10p ex-

The corners of Gehn's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.
4220h, 3980m, 3980e, 10p ex-

Dedicant Nirsen, of the Hart says, "Right."
4220h, 3980m, 3980e, 10p ex-

Nirsen ponders the situation.

Nirsen rolls his eyes.

Druid Gehn Mes'ard, Hart's Glory says, "..."

Druid Gehn Mes'ard, Hart's Glory says, "She is my cousin..."

The corners of Nirsen's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.

You mumble incoherently.

Gehn thwaps Nirsen on the head.

Gehn tugs his chin thoughtfully.

You say, "We're both happily married to -other- people."

Dedicant Nirsen, of the Hart says, "Sorry, the fetishes thing set me off."

Defensively raising your hands, you back away from this predicament slowly.

The corners of Gehn's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.

Dedicant Nirsen, of the Hart says, "And she's certainly way more stylish."

Druid Gehn Mes'ard, Hart's Glory says, "We were talking of ecology."

Gehn thwaps Nirsen on the head.

Dedicant Nirsen, of the Hart says, "No, HE was talking of ecology."

Gehn ponders for a moment and says "Hrm..."

Dedicant Nirsen, of the Hart says, "I was just listening and then he shocked my mind."

Druid Gehn Mes'ard, Hart's Glory says to you, "The Hartstone doesn't provide enough novices to beat up on, y'know.."
Dain, Nature Guide exclaims, "I do so enjoy teaching the little ones of the Hartstone!"
Fluttering his wings, Dain flits happily around the hillside.

Dedicant Nirsen, of the Hart says, "With the F-word."

You say, "Fetish?"

You pet a bone fetish ingratiatingly.

Dedicant Nirsen, of the Hart says, "ARRRRRRRRR."

Druid Gehn Mes'ard, Hart's Glory says, "See!"

Druid Gehn Mes'ard, Hart's Glory says, "Dylara carries her fetishes with her."

Dedicant Nirsen, of the Hart says, "You're just as bad as he is!"

Gehn hums a happy tune.

Dedicant Nirsen, of the Hart says, "No wait, worse!"

You cast a suspicious eye about your surroundings.

Druid Gehn Mes'ard, Hart's Glory says to you, "What is a fetish exactly?"

Gehn tilts his head curiously.

Dedicant Nirsen, of the Hart says, "Just think, that rabbit i saw earlier could have been the cousin of that poor fetish."

The corners of Gehn's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.

You say to Gehn, "A amalgamation of bones from varied animals and power."

Druid Gehn Mes'ard, Hart's Glory says, "Dylara doesn't use rabbits!"

You say, "An amalgamation."

Druid Gehn Mes'ard, Hart's Glory says, "She uses little Hartstone druids."
Dain, Nature Guide exclaims, "I do so enjoy teaching the little ones of the Hartstone!"
Fluttering his wings, Dain flits happily around the hillside.

Gehn nods his head sagely.

You chew on your lip thoughtfully.


Sipelus2007-01-30 16:47:52
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Dedicant Nirsen, of the Hart says, "Your wife, i presume."
The corners of Nirsen's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.
"Erk!" Gehn says with a grimace.
You cough softly.
You say, "No!"
Druid Gehn Mes'ard, Hart's Glory says, "No."
You stick out your tongue and say, "Cousin."


I thought those two weren't self-exclusive in Serenwilde? ninja.gif

(joke, plsdonthurtme quickexit.gif )
Sipelus2007-01-30 16:48:24
edit: meh, double post
Diamondais2007-01-30 16:52:15
QUOTE(Sipelus @ Jan 30 2007, 11:47 AM) 378792
I thought those two weren't self-exclusive in Serenwilde? ninja.gif

(joke, plsdonthurtme quickexit.gif )

sad.gif
Unknown2007-01-30 18:37:32
QUOTE(mitbulls @ Jan 30 2007, 03:11 PM) 378754
It's really easy in zMUD. I haven't actually tried implementing it, but it should just be something simple like: #ALIAS swa {clan swarm tell %1}


It's obvious that you didn't try it from the code shown here. tongue.gif

Try: #ALIAS swa {clan swarm tell %-1} or just #ALIAS swa {clt# %-1}
Little change but it makes all the difference.
Unknown2007-01-30 19:07:56
QUOTE(shadow @ Jan 30 2007, 12:37 PM) 378818
It's obvious that you didn't try it from the code shown here. tongue.gif

Try: #ALIAS swa {clan swarm tell %-1} or just #ALIAS swa {clt# %-1}
Little change but it makes all the difference.


You're right, that's actually the more proper way to do it. Still, it's not required. If no other breaks are defined, zMUD usually interprets all of the following text (including spaces) as a single parameter, so my example works too! dry.gif
Shorlen2007-01-30 20:15:05
QUOTE(mitbulls @ Jan 30 2007, 02:07 PM) 378822
You're right, that's actually the more proper way to do it. Still, it's not required. If no other breaks are defined, zMUD usually interprets all of the following text (including spaces) as a single parameter, so my example works too! dry.gif

Your example actually works for a completely different reason. zMUD tacks all unused parameters onto the end of whatever is sent to the MUD last. So, #ALIAS swa {clan swarm tell} would work, since it will tack on everything passed to swa to the end of "clan swarm tell."

Aesyra's method though is far cleaner and clearer.
Gelo2007-01-31 02:04:40
QUOTE(mitbulls @ Jan 30 2007, 11:58 PM) 378752
What's worse is getting mixed up between alts. You haven't lived until you say something like Glory be to Glomdoring on Serenwilde's aethers...


Psh! You haven't playes IRE games until you misaethered "Flow target at Mother?" on Shallam's channel.
Then a guide would send you a tell saying "Wrong game dear, but you can use Merloch as a portal target to Mother right now."
Arix2007-01-31 02:38:07
Clise: Y HELO THAR KEKEKE
Reverie: Typical Clise greeting tongue.gif
Clise: nah
Arix: that is the language of the Clise alt as well
Arix: imagine
Arix: you're sitting at your nexus
Arix: when suddenly, a novice you've never met walks in
Arix: and with a charming smile, they say
Arix: Y HELO THAR, HOW R U?
Arix: it is a spreading epidemic

and shortly after
Dedicant Arwendil d'Illici, of the Hart says to you, "Y HELO THAR, HOW R U?"
Ixchilgal2007-01-31 02:39:43
(The Academy of Earthen Ire): Athana says, "I was at borders the other day looking for a book and I saw this magazine that was headlined "we have sex with sea cucumbers"."
Unknown2007-01-31 02:44:26
You are essentially naked, and utterly satiated.
You are slightly tired.
You are sober and in control.
You are completely sane.
From the clothing that can be seen, you look well-to-do.

Well, thank you. I work out.
Shiri2007-01-31 02:57:26
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Someone's got a crush.
Viravain2007-01-31 06:04:55
QUOTE(Demetrios @ Jan 30 2007, 09:44 PM) 378915
You are essentially naked, and utterly satiated.
You are slightly tired.
You are sober and in control.
You are completely sane.
From the clothing that can be seen, you look well-to-do.

Well, thank you. I work out.

More clothes...less jewelry. blush.gif
Arkzrael2007-01-31 06:19:47
QUOTE(Demetrios @ Jan 30 2007, 08:44 PM) 378915
You are essentially naked, and utterly satiated.
You are slightly tired.
You are sober and in control.
You are completely sane.
From the clothing that can be seen, you look well-to-do.

Well, thank you. I work out.



You're running around naked?! After you know I'd keep you clothed?!

BAD XIN!

Why the hell do I have shears if no one lets me play with them?
Aison2007-01-31 06:46:30

You are wearing:
a canvas backpack, a floaty sky-blue cotton skirt, a bodice of sky-blue silk, a
sleek wave-embroidered sea blue cloak, pearly slippers of ivory silk.


You are scantily-clad, and not hungry.
You are slightly tired.
You are sober and in control.
You are completely sane.
From the clothing that can be seen, you look prosperous.


mellow.gif
Jigan2007-01-31 19:43:28
Lady Terentia swore by the hairs on Malicia's hair and started a discussion. A little while later...

All over an aether, not saying which, but I found it amusing.

Malicia says, "And I can assure you, I'm hairless."
Malicia says, "Wait."
Malicia says, "That's too much information."
Tervic says, "You're bald?"
Malicia says, "Not on my head!"
Tervic says, "No eyebrows then."
Malicia says, "My hair's actually quite long in that regard."
Malicia says, "..that too."
Malicia says, "No where else!"
You say, "I'd stop digging if I were you."
Malicia says, "*grr*."