Some time after tomorrow?


#12 Jigan: 01/31 19:47 "It's not like in order to save time I kick a puppy at a
child and then steal the candy it drops and set them on fire."

Valarien asks you to repeat the oaths of the Collective of Glomdoring after him.
You do, and you are admitted as the newest, proudest commune member of the
Collective of Glomdoring!

Seneschal Valarien Moonbane, Harbinger of Shadow says, "Welcome to the
Glomdoring, Shamarah."

A true lollerskates moment.

Aww you finally made it!

Anyone taking bets that Sham will be the next Yurika?

Whoa

Shamarah+Glomdoring= grieferiffic

Just a -small- sample of Talnara weirdness:

(The Talnaras): Hiriako (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Let me go steal Gehn's
pants.

(The Talnaras): Vix (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Need help?


(The Talnaras): You say, "Leave my pants out of it. They're innocent.

(The Talnaras): Hiriako (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "I think that if Celest
has taught us anything, it's that innocents are also targets.


(The Talnaras): You say, "So the Talnaras are Celestians and my pants are the
forest...? I'm confused.

(The Talnaras): Hiriako (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Gehn, just surrender your pants,
it will be safer that way.

(The Talnaras): You say, "I'll just tie some rope around my waist

(The Talnaras): Hiriako says, "I'll just slice it off with my axe. Be careful
though, or I might miss the rope

(The Talnaras): Hiriako says, "Ista would understand, especially as we could
give her the detached part as a keepsake. Or toy

(The Talnaras): Hiriako says, "That way she'll always have a little piece of you
with her, Gehn. She can wear it close to her heart.

(The Talnaras): Eilaera (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "I could commission a
locket to keep it in!"


Lesson? I should've stayed a Mes'ard. Talnaras are scary... and dangerous

failed

Still always that option of having me and Ista change hat

You think that too? Wow, the Talnara's are scary. Not only do they plot to take over the Serenwilde, they try and steal your pants!

I wanna be a Talnara, I'd fit right in

you are a Catharn.. NO SOUP FOR YOU

Orti tells you, "And I did logged in to get an advancement.. cheap, but, hey..."
You tell Dedicant Kalas Orti, Builder of Hope, "It's okay."
You tell Dedicant Kalas Orti, Builder of Hope, "And it's not cheap in the least, it'd be cheap if you got them all. Learned all your skills and left the Guild."
Orti tells you, "Lauls I should try that."
Orti tells you, "... zOMG KIDDIN!"

You married him.

And I'm an Aristata and you're a Kalas Zerg-Borg.

You hand a hunting trophy bearing Sipelus's head to a bloodhound, making sure it has it securely in
its jaws before nodding to it. A bloodhound turns around and sniffs the air.

A bloodhound scents the air briefly before beginning to sniff the ground, following some invisible
trail as it disappears, tracking its prey.

Your companion has successfully delivered a hunting trophy bearing Sipelus's head to Sipelus.

You look through the mind of a bloodhound:
On the upper deck of the Pool of Stars.
A golden light flows outward from a shield shrine of Terentia nearby. This location is flooded with
shallow, crystal clear water. The stars twinkle in the clear night sky. This ring-shaped catwalk
matches the girth of the Pool of Stars below in a thirty foot diameter. Looking over the inner
edge, the dark, sparkling water glistens twenty feet below. Along the outer rim of the ring, round
platforms enlarge the walking space at five equidistant intervals. The low railing around both the
inside and outside of the walkway provides little security against falling. A statue of Veshkal
stands here, memorializing his noble spirit. There are 20 archons of Eternal Light here. Sitting on
its haunches, a bloodhound rests here. Sipelus is here, shrouded. He wields a coral staff in his
left hand and a silver scaled shield emblazoned with crossed blades in his right.
You see exits leading north, northeast, southeast, southwest, northwest, down (open door), and in.

A bloodhound rushes in quickly, circling you briefly before settling at your side.

You say to a bloodhound, "Good doggie."

You reach over and ruffle a bloodhound's hair fondly.

Proof that Trader Bob is indeed an evil novice gold thief.

You swing a exquisitely crafted draconic broadsword at Trader Bob. You cut him with a light wound.
You have scored a WORLD-SHATTERING CRITICAL HIT!!!
The blade shears through Trader Bob's body, coming clean through the other side with a strangely
quiet swish. He appears momentarily surprised, before his eyes glaze over in death and he collapses
to the ground.
You have slain Trader Bob.
A large pile of sovereigns spill from the corpse.

You pick up the corpse of Trader Bob.

You pick up 666 gold sovereigns.

You put 666 gold sovereigns in a fesix backpack.

You peer at a hunting trophy bearing Sipelus's head unscrupulously.
Sir Ekard Peulus smiles impishly and says to you, "Instead mirror?"
You nod your head at Ekard.