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by Charune

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Isluna2007-02-01 15:30:40
Viravain drops a wooden ball of earthly travels.
A wooden ball of earthly travels drops to the ground and spins.

A wooden ball of earthly travels bounces back into Viravain's hands.


Felandi climbs onto a giant wombat.

Richter drops a wooden ball of earthly travels.
A wooden ball of earthly travels drops to the ground and spins.

Richter drops a wooden ball of earthly travels.
A wooden ball of earthly travels drops to the ground and spins.

Richter drops a wooden ball of earthly travels.
A wooden ball of earthly travels drops to the ground and spins.

Richter drops a wooden ball of earthly travels.
A wooden ball of earthly travels drops to the ground and spins.

Richter drops a wooden ball of earthly travels.

A wooden ball of earthly travels drops to the ground and spins.

A wooden ball of earthly travels bounces back into Richter's hands.

A wooden ball of earthly travels bounces back into Richter's hands.

A wooden ball of earthly travels bounces back into Richter's hands.

A wooden ball of earthly travels bounces back into Richter's hands.
A wooden ball of earthly travels bounces back into Richter's hands.

Gwynevere Natsurei says, "Oooo!"

Gwynevere gives a trillingly melodic laugh.

Archon Richter Carthan says, "I may have bought a few spares..."

Richter twiddles his thumbs.

Viravain's eyes sparkle with amusement.


Shinza arrives from the ether.

Shinza leaves to the out.

Viravain, Mistress of the Webs says to Richter, "Yes, one can never hold enough
of Avechna's balls."


Krellan arrives from the ether.

Krellan suddenly scoops up Urlach's Fury.

White Viper Ishimoru Natsurei, Gwynevere's Knight says, "Ahaha."

Krellan picks up Tetra, the elemental scourge.

Gwynevere Natsurei says to Richter, "May I see one? I've been asleep for far too
long!"

Archon Richter Carthan says, "I like to cup them firmly, and then drop them."

Ishimoru points a wickedly curved scythe at Krellan.

Ishimoru's eyes sparkle with amusement.

"Oooooooooh!" Krellan says, eyes wide with wonder.

Viravain picks up a pigwidgeon.

Krellan says, "Lemme see."

Krellan gives a horrified gasp.

Krellan says, "No!"

Krellan exclaims, "Fae thief!"

Gwynevere Natsurei sticks out her tongue and says to Richter, "Are we talking
toys or women?"

Ishimoru utters a deep, rumbling laugh
.

Elaria arrives from the ether.

Elaria leaves to the out.

Viravain, Mistress of the Webs says, "Better a fae thief than a fae killer,
Krellan."

Archon Richter Carthan says, "Well, my balls in particular."

Richter points accusingly at a wooden ball of earthly travels.

Kaalak raises an eyebrow at Richter.


Krellan hops about the area madly.

Archon Richter Carthan says, "The mysterious balls of wooden crystal."

Gwynevere gives a trillingly melodic laugh.


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Unknown2007-02-01 17:16:55
mimi: yea life without Tarotis gay
Elaria: yea, good for sexual encounters
Unknown2007-02-01 19:01:09
QUOTE(isluna @ Feb 1 2007, 09:30 AM) 379410
Viravain drops a wooden ball of earthly travels.
A wooden ball of earthly travels drops to the ground and spins.

A wooden ball of earthly travels bounces back into Viravain's hands.


Felandi climbs onto a giant wombat.

Richter drops a wooden ball of earthly travels.
A wooden ball of earthly travels drops to the ground and spins.

Richter drops a wooden ball of earthly travels.
A wooden ball of earthly travels drops to the ground and spins.

Richter drops a wooden ball of earthly travels.
A wooden ball of earthly travels drops to the ground and spins.

Richter drops a wooden ball of earthly travels.
A wooden ball of earthly travels drops to the ground and spins.

Richter drops a wooden ball of earthly travels.

A wooden ball of earthly travels drops to the ground and spins.

A wooden ball of earthly travels bounces back into Richter's hands.

A wooden ball of earthly travels bounces back into Richter's hands.

A wooden ball of earthly travels bounces back into Richter's hands.

A wooden ball of earthly travels bounces back into Richter's hands.
A wooden ball of earthly travels bounces back into Richter's hands.

Gwynevere Natsurei says, "Oooo!"

Gwynevere gives a trillingly melodic laugh.

Archon Richter Carthan says, "I may have bought a few spares..."

Richter twiddles his thumbs.

Viravain's eyes sparkle with amusement.


Shinza arrives from the ether.

Shinza leaves to the out.

Viravain, Mistress of the Webs says to Richter, "Yes, one can never hold enough
of Avechna's balls."


Krellan arrives from the ether.

Krellan suddenly scoops up Urlach's Fury.

White Viper Ishimoru Natsurei, Gwynevere's Knight says, "Ahaha."

Krellan picks up Tetra, the elemental scourge.

Gwynevere Natsurei says to Richter, "May I see one? I've been asleep for far too
long!"

Archon Richter Carthan says, "I like to cup them firmly, and then drop them."

Ishimoru points a wickedly curved scythe at Krellan.

Ishimoru's eyes sparkle with amusement.

"Oooooooooh!" Krellan says, eyes wide with wonder.

Viravain picks up a pigwidgeon.

Krellan says, "Lemme see."

Krellan gives a horrified gasp.

Krellan says, "No!"

Krellan exclaims, "Fae thief!"

Gwynevere Natsurei sticks out her tongue and says to Richter, "Are we talking
toys or women?"

Ishimoru utters a deep, rumbling laugh
.

Elaria arrives from the ether.

Elaria leaves to the out.

Viravain, Mistress of the Webs says, "Better a fae thief than a fae killer,
Krellan."

Archon Richter Carthan says, "Well, my balls in particular."

Richter points accusingly at a wooden ball of earthly travels.

Kaalak raises an eyebrow at Richter.


Krellan hops about the area madly.

Archon Richter Carthan says, "The mysterious balls of wooden crystal."

Gwynevere gives a trillingly melodic laugh.


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I think the non-bolded part with Viravain and Krellan is almost as funny as those balls...

Speaking of, where did they come from? I've seen several people with them lately...
Acrune2007-02-01 19:22:14
The nature event, I think.
Isluna2007-02-01 20:41:07
QUOTE(mitbulls @ Feb 1 2007, 12:01 PM) 379459
I think the non-bolded part with Viravain and Krellan is almost as funny as those balls...

Speaking of, where did they come from? I've seen several people with them lately...



I should have kept that part then. It was in the am part of the night though and I was groggy.

As to the balls, *points to bottum of siggy* They are fun. The fact so many sold theirs suprises me. Sort of like your own bit of a event that you can keep always. I wouldn't willingly part with the Moonflower Lady Lisaera gave me and the others when she left. I don't think anyone who got one from her would. But guess thats me, gold isn't that important, not even taking some of Richters.
Diamondais2007-02-02 04:37:43
Nessa was working with the shop, but she's getting tired.

Proprietor: Hierophant Kalas Dylara Mes'ard.
--------(Item)-------(Description)----------------------------(Stock)-(Price)-
The shop attendant sniffs in distaste and frowns at you.


My own attendant. sad.gif
Ixion2007-02-02 15:49:51
Awww poor Dy.
Unknown2007-02-02 18:19:39
QUOTE(diamondais @ Feb 1 2007, 10:37 PM) 379659
Nessa was working with the shop, but she's getting tired.

Proprietor: Hierophant Kalas Dylara Mes'ard.
--------(Item)-------(Description)----------------------------(Stock)-(Price)-
The shop attendant sniffs in distaste and frowns at you.
My own attendant. sad.gif


You'd better give her a raise, shop attendants need a little love too! How often do you stop by just to talk, and tell her what a great job she's doing?

Keep it up and she'll start organizing the others, and soon you'll have a mass shopkeeper revolt on your hands! And they have access to every kind of weapon and item they need to pwn the Serenwilde masses (aka the Talnaras), leaving only the Kalas to take over the Serenwilde.

On second thought, don't give her a raise after all...
Adee2007-02-02 18:26:30
Gotta love Seren Newbies!

The Portal of Fate flashes as Pinkranger steps through, now ready to begin a
fresh life in Lusternia.

honors pinkranger

Dedicant Pinkranger, of the Hart (Female Elfen).

rolleyes.gif
Adee2007-02-02 18:29:02
QUOTE(isluna @ Feb 1 2007, 03:41 PM) 379482
I should have kept that part then. It was in the am part of the night though and I was groggy.

As to the balls, *points to bottum of siggy* They are fun. The fact so many sold theirs suprises me. Sort of like your own bit of a event that you can keep always. I wouldn't willingly part with the Moonflower Lady Lisaera gave me and the others when she left. I don't think anyone who got one from her would. But guess thats me, gold isn't that important, not even taking some of Richters.


I agree. I love my moonflower!
Diamondais2007-02-02 18:34:36
QUOTE(mitbulls @ Feb 2 2007, 01:19 PM) 379818
You'd better give her a raise, shop attendants need a little love too! How often do you stop by just to talk, and tell her what a great job she's doing?

Keep it up and she'll start organizing the others, and soon you'll have a mass shopkeeper revolt on your hands! And they have access to every kind of weapon and item they need to pwn the Serenwilde masses (aka the Talnaras), leaving only the Kalas to take over the Serenwilde.

On second thought, don't give her a raise after all...

Right.. now.. why would I want to give her a raise since it's my Guild that's the last one holding out against the Talnara? tongue.gif


And as for Pinkranger.. thank God I was warring with a scroll when that happened.
Viravain2007-02-02 20:53:35
QUOTE(Adee @ Feb 2 2007, 01:26 PM) 379821
Gotta love Seren Newbies!

The Portal of Fate flashes as Pinkranger steps through, now ready to begin a
fresh life in Lusternia.

honors pinkranger

Dedicant Pinkranger, of the Hart (Female Elfen).

rolleyes.gif

That's not the first Power Ranger I've seen come through the Portal. I usually end up singing the original Power Rangers theme song out loud when that happens. laugh.gif
Shamarah2007-02-03 00:30:10
GO GO GADGET OUT OF CONTEXT QUOTING

(Bellator Societas): Nirrti says, "I like it hard :D."
Xenthos2007-02-03 00:39:51
QUOTE(Shamarah @ Feb 2 2007, 07:30 PM) 379909
GO GO GADGET OUT OF CONTEXT QUOTING

(Bellator Societas): Shamarah (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I'm a noob."
Shamarah2007-02-03 00:43:40
QUOTE(Xenthos @ Feb 2 2007, 07:39 PM) 379911
(Bellator Societas): Shamarah (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I'm a noob."


I don't deny it. sad.gif
Diamondais2007-02-03 05:04:05
This'll explain a lot to Serenwilde. sad.gif

You say, "I've been on Ethereal for several days now.."
Druid Kalodan Faechild, Hart's Glory says, "Aye. Imagine Ethereal Insanity."
Druid Kalodan Faechild, Hart's Glory says, "Or, more correctly, Ethereal Giddiness."
You say to Kalodan, "Nobody sees the effects."
Druid Kalodan Faechild, Hart's Glory says, "You begin laughing and singing Fae songs the more and more Giddy you get."
You say to Kalodan, "Nobody."
You giggle happily.
Druid Kalodan Faechild, Hart's Glory says, "And, if you spend too long on the Ethereal Plane."
Druid Kalodan Faechild, Hart's Glory says, "You begin to think you ARE a Fae."
Druid Kalodan Faechild, Hart's Glory says, "And start shooting arrows at people."
You grin mischievously at Kalodan.
Druid Kalodan Faechild, Hart's Glory says, "And ordering them around at the behest of Krellan."
You curl your nose up and grimace awfully.
Druid Kalodan Faechild, Hart's Glory says, "And tripping EVERYONE."
Throwing his hands in the air, Kalodan tosses his head back and laughs sadistically.
Druid Kalodan Faechild, Hart's Glory says, "And every time you touch someone, they get an affliction."
Druid Kalodan Faechild, Hart's Glory says, "And hearing your voice paralyzes."
You ponder the situation.
You reach out and touch Kalodan.
A single tear drops from Kalodan's eye as he stops his own heart, slaying himself instantly.
Kalodan has been slain by misadventure.
(Serenwilde): Hiriako (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "You ok Kalodan?"
You say, "Ahem, not my fault."
(Serenwilde): Kalodan (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Ack! Dylara touched me!"
Gelo2007-02-03 05:14:12
Dylara just killed a communemate! laugh.gif
Diamondais2007-02-03 05:14:54
QUOTE(Gelo @ Feb 3 2007, 12:14 AM) 379982
Dylara just killed a communemate! laugh.gif

I killed him with my demesne the other day too. ninja.gif But that time was really an accident!
Ixion2007-02-03 05:49:07
"Oops?" Kinda disappointed that I lived.
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==========Well, at least you chose an amusing way to kill yourself.

Richter2007-02-03 05:52:20
QUOTE(Adee @ Feb 2 2007, 10:29 AM) 379822
I agree. I love my moonflower!


Hrm. Find someone to sell me one of these. biggrin.gif I love unique or rare items.