(insert non-crowned LOL smiley--had to edit ((insert sad non-crown smiley)))

Sure sure...just omit the part about BAD PARENTING!!

Shayle is Daganev and Nayl's kid. Therapy anyone?

(Bellator Societas): Ildaudid (from the Earth Elemental Plane) says, "I was in his base sniffin his spores."

(Sparks of the Playful): Ferian says, "Can anyone think of a way to remove time itself?"
(Sparks of the Playful): Ferian says, "Anyone?"
(Sparks of the Playful): You say, "No."
(Sparks of the Playful): You say, "Well I guess you could slam your head against a wall until you become dulled to the passage of time."

It's called Vodka. Deletes the next 12 hours after you start drinking it.

* Acrune dances around the room in a banana suit, singing "Its peanut butter jelly time! Peanut butter jelly time! Peanutbutterjelly, peanutbutterjelly, peanutbutterjelly with a baseball bat! Now break it down and freeze, now break it down and freeze!"

During a discussion about Daevos and the flower shop:

(Bellator Societas): Diamante says, "Ur'florist Daevos, the Snapdragon of Midnight."

Saske has been crushed to death by a rat.

(Bellator Societas): You say, "Forren, are you griefing again?"

(Bellator Societas): Forren (from the Earth Elemental Plane) says, "Maybe."

Thanks for the orchids, Shishi, you're awesome!...but mine and Ark's fav is the tiger lily.

Kari tells you, "Heya!"

Kari tells you, "How rich are you?"

You tell Penitent Kari, "Pardon?"

Kari tells you, "Money? how rich is you?"

You tell Penitent Kari, "Why do you inquire?"

Kari tells you, "I wonna learn to explore aetherspace and depending on your wealth was thinkin of
hittin you up for 2 credits."

Kari tells you, "And by hittin you up i mean begging like the bum i am at the moment!"

Kari tells you, "I would pay you back, i just dont have the patience to make the money to buy them
myself right now..."

You tell Penitent Kari, "While your poverty is noted, in the time it would take to "bum" them from
someone you could be out there learning about creation and have earned them on your own."

Kari tells you, "Hey i had 4 creds til early this month when i used them to get necromancy! after
having used 40 bound credits to get my imp in nihilism!"

Kari tells you, "Howabout you lend it to me and consider it a graduation present?"

You tell Penitent Kari, "The only beggars I "help" are those seeking soup within the city, and only
because it aids the Engine via the necromentate. No."

Kari tells you, "Heh okay gg! i'll get off my bum and buy them myself then!"

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Edited: more added.

Holy.. she's lucky she didn't try me. I might have given her more than just a simple 'No'.

From a conversation I was having with Yrael on msn (He's
Live..." I'm "Gavin...")

Live in your world, die in mine. says:
Sorry, I just found the lyrics so very homoerotic, and you're the first readily available gay person I could lay hands on.
Gavin so the caterpillar has emerged from its cocoon as a shark with a gun says:
you'd like to lay hands on me?
Live in your world, die in mine. says:
Oh, yes. For hot, sweaty gay sex.

and are you going to take him up on that offer?

I thought about it in between commercials...but no. Yrael and I work well as long-distance lovers and partners in pyramid selling schemes.

I thought she was married...?

I knew that... I really did... I just got you mixed up with someone else...

(Astral insanity)

Himself in suggestively kinky ways tells you, "Fool! A garghast murdered a
lucidian astrologer."

Not sure I want to know.

This is a discussion about what the Organizations stand for, more specifically Serenwilde. Made me laugh more than Albion talking about Achaea.. but that's for another time and much hiding from the Divine controlling her afterwards.

You say, "The balance between life and death."
Druidic Aspirant Vaera, of the Hart says to Tael, "And death."
Vaera nods her head emphatically.
Lunar Warlock, Tael Talnara says, "Natural death."
Lunar Warlock, Tael Talnara says, "Not.. mutated, oh my gods what is that on his head death."