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Tervic2007-02-15 23:16:22
QUOTE(Razenth @ Feb 15 2007, 02:57 PM) 383675
Zoaka is not worth it at all. Trust me.


Unless you're either me or Kaervas.
Acrune2007-02-15 23:39:28
QUOTE(Reiha @ Feb 14 2007, 02:39 PM) 383212
Sheesh, everyone around me is in Bellator *sob*


Don't worry, Saitama is better wink.gif
Reiha2007-02-16 01:38:31
QUOTE(Acrune @ Feb 15 2007, 03:39 PM) 383684
Don't worry, Saitama is better wink.gif

Says the traitor pissed.gif

That's one ugly smiley...
Valarien2007-02-16 02:51:12
House of Shadows): You say, "It is done."
5585h, 4164m, 4788e, 10p, 19720en, 19720w exb<>-
(House of Shadows): Diamante (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Heh."
5585h, 4164m, 4788e, 10p, 19720en, 19720w exb<>-
(House of Shadows): You say, "I've completed all of the necessary requirements for the end of the Lusternian world."
5585h, 4164m, 4788e, 10p, 19720en, 19720w exb<>-
(House of Shadows): Sarrasri says, "I love the title."
5585h, 4164m, 4788e, 10p, 19720en, 19720w exb<>-
(House of Shadows): You say, "I now sit back and await apocalypse."
5585h, 4164m, 4788e, 10p, 19720en, 19720w exb<>-
(House of Shadows): Sarrasri says, "Me too."



Ever have one of those really ominous feelings?
Nico2007-02-16 03:15:10
I amuse myself sometimes smile.gif

(House Aurendil): Trakis (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Nico - HOW DO I
GET WOMEN."
5726h, 4894m, 4894e, 10p, 21470en, 20180w elrxk<>-

(House Aurendil): Trakis (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Please,
Lusternian friend."
5726h, 4894m, 4894e, 10p, 21470en, 20180w elrxk<>-

(House Aurendil): You say, "1. Cut a hole in a box."
5726h, 4894m, 4894e, 10p, 21470en, 20180w elrxk<>-

(House Aurendil): Malicia says, "ROFL."
5726h, 4894m, 4894e, 10p, 21470en, 20180w elrxk<>-

(House Aurendil): Trakis (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "2. Put your junk
in that boxxx!!!"
5726h, 4894m, 4894e, 10p, 21470en, 20180w elrxk<>-

(House Aurendil): Malicia says, "Oh my god, I love you."
5726h, 4894m, 4894e, 10p, 21470en, 20180w elrxk<>-

(House Aurendil): You say, "3. Make her open the box!!"
5726h, 4894m, 4894e, 10p, 21470en, 20180w elrxk<>-



For those that don't understand the reference, first crawl out from under that rock, then go here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dmVU08zVpA

Edit: Warning on the video, some crude language.
Gelo2007-02-16 05:06:19
Gehn tells you, "Hrm... It's the oddest thing.. Every time I hear someone call
out your name I get hungry!"

Gehn tells you, "Are you all jiggly too!? That comes to mind for some reason as
well."

ohmy.gif Dont bite me please!
Richter2007-02-16 05:10:00
I think of Bill Cosby.
Athana2007-02-16 05:49:50
Quazybantra tells you, "Is there food anywhere around newton."

You tell Pupil Quazybantra, "No but there is some in the city."

You tell Pupil Quazybantra, "Do you need me to mail you some?"

Quazybantra tells you, "You can do that....wow."

Quazybantra tells you, "I want to be like you."

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You give a horrified gasp.

You say, "Would you like some new clothes?"

Gaul blinks.

Pupil Gaul says, "Oh my."

You say, "Yours are so plain."

You say, "I can't have my pupils looking like that."

Pupil Gaul says, "I could not ask for such things. Fine raiment is not suiting for one such as myself, a lowly serf of the Engine."

You say, "Serf or no, I would not dress the mutts on the streets in those rags."

Pupil Gaul says, "Then I shall cast off these tatters and scraps and submit to being clothed in the glory of Magnagoran tailors."
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I so *LOVE* our novices smile.gif
Aison2007-02-16 06:03:02
That's way awesome, Athana. wub.gif

Nico: mellow.gif I love that video.

Athana2007-02-16 06:15:11
Omg rofl..I've only ever heard that tune on the radio and they definitely don't use the same words so it was really stupid. It makes so much more sense now.
Lysandus2007-02-16 06:27:12
(The Car'vier Dynasty): Isluna (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "These
kudzu vines."

(The Car'vier Dynasty): Alodia (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Want to
grow some in your manse?"

(The Car'vier Dynasty): Fionn (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I believe
they live in their nexus world."

(The Car'vier Dynasty): Isluna (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Might keep
out intruders rather well."

(The Car'vier Dynasty): Alodia (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Hmm, well
those vines looks better than jellyfish in our nexus world."

(The Car'vier Dynasty): Isluna (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "They make
the urn water taste funny!!"

(The Car'vier Dynasty): You say, "Hmm."

(The Car'vier Dynasty): Alodia (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "You
noticed too?!"

(The Car'vier Dynasty): Isluna (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Like
drinking fish pee."

(The Car'vier Dynasty): You say, "Fish something."

(The Car'vier Dynasty): You say, "Eww."

(The Car'vier Dynasty): Daedalion says, "Omg."

(The Car'vier Dynasty): You say, "Bad mental image, BAD MENTAL IMAGE."

(The Car'vier Dynasty): Daedalion says, "You've tasted fish pee?"

(The Car'vier Dynasty): Alodia (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I think we
are surrounded in fish pee while inside the enxus world, a world of diluted fish
pe that is."

(The Car'vier Dynasty): Isluna (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Well, I am
guessing."

(The Car'vier Dynasty): You say, "Well."

(The Car'vier Dynasty): You say, "The city is flooded."

(The Car'vier Dynasty): You say, "You don't know some of the waters will be..."

(The Car'vier Dynasty): You say, "Hmm."

(The Car'vier Dynasty): You say, "Don't wanna finish that."

(The Car'vier Dynasty): Daedalion says, "Remind me not to go in your nexus
world."

(The Car'vier Dynasty): Fionn (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "That would
be an interesting study..."


(The Car'vier Dynasty): Alodia (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Now that
you mentioned it, I'm now reluctant to wade in the Moon River and Gloriana as
well..."

You utter a deep, rumbling laugh.

(The Car'vier Dynasty): Vionne says, "Hope you don't use that water in your
food."

(The Car'vier Dynasty): You say, "We make soup."

(The Car'vier Dynasty): You say, "Hmm."

(The Car'vier Dynasty): Daedalion says, "Omg."

"Tsk, tsk," Vionne says to Daedalion as she waggles a finger at him.

(The Car'vier Dynasty): Daedalion says, "Pee soup?"

(The Car'vier Dynasty): You say, "Didn't say it was made of pee."
k-

(The Car'vier Dynasty): Isluna (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Ok,
testing here, stop making me laugh!!!"

(The Car'vier Dynasty): You say, "And BAD MENTAL IMAGE."

(The Car'vier Dynasty): Fionn (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "What
percentage of the Inner Sea do you guys think is the excrement of the dragon
turtle, sharks, dolphins, and the like?"

(The Car'vier Dynasty): Alodia (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Daedalion
where are the rest rooms in Glomdoring?"

(The Car'vier Dynasty): You say, "They use it to grow herbs."

(The Car'vier Dynasty): Daedalion says, "We go in the bushes."

(The Car'vier Dynasty): Fionn (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I mean,
there's an awful lot of critters that live in there."

(The Car'vier Dynasty): You say, "For fertilizer."

(The Car'vier Dynasty): You say, "And Fionn... ugh, bad mental image."

(The Car'vier Dynasty): Alodia (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Thank gods
you said bushes, i'd hate to know if they were on trees, I'd bring an umbrella."

(The Car'vier Dynasty): You say, "Eww."

(The Car'vier Dynasty): You say, "I heard Seren does that to mark their
territories."

(The Car'vier Dynasty): Fionn (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "So that's
what "skunking" is..."

(The Car'vier Dynasty): You say, "No wonder Krellan 'nature guards'"

(The Car'vier Dynasty): Alodia (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I hope
theres an affliction that effects as a diuretic."


(The Car'vier Dynasty): Alodia (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Imagine it
would be like fear with... I don't know."

(The Car'vier Dynasty): You say, "The ability to nature guard 'marks' the herbs
thus making the other herbalists unable to harvest them."

(The Car'vier Dynasty): Isluna (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Fionn can
we have some food?"

(The Car'vier Dynasty): Vionne says, "Where are our envoys! Submit that!"

(The Car'vier Dynasty): Isluna (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Marilynn
needs it."

(The Car'vier Dynasty): Fionn (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Okie
dokie."

(The Car'vier Dynasty): Alodia (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "But
running in and out of the room seeking a means to relieve themselves is
amazing!"

(The Car'vier Dynasty): Daedalion says, "You are overcome by the smell of
krellan, and suddenly dont want to harvest anymore."

(The Car'vier Dynasty): Alodia (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Ooh!"


Vionne laughs out loud.

(The Car'vier Dynasty): Isluna (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Oh, that
is nasty!!"

"Nice!", Vionne says to Daedalion with an enthusiastic thumbs up.

"Heh heh heh" you chuckle.
p elrxk-

(The Car'vier Dynasty): Isluna (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I think
you all went wrong somewhere when in the protal..."

Lord Dirgesinger Daedalion Rillaen, The Childe of Malice says, "No wonder
krellan gets all the sparkleberries."


Vionne laughs out loud.

You wince in pain.

Vionne twitches spasmodically.

(The Car'vier Dynasty): You say, "No wonder sparkleberries taste 'sour' if you
haven't digest the first one."

Vionne snickers softly to herself.

Daedalion eats a sparkleberry.

Daedalion ponders for a moment and says "Hrm..."

(The Car'vier Dynasty): Isluna (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Eh,
Krellan's are wrinkly and small anyways."

(Choir): Nymerya says, "How goes?"

Vionne rolls on the floor, laughing.

You roll on the floor, laughing.

Vionne's eyes widen in disbelief as she shouts, "Oh my GOD!"

Vionne rolls on the floor, laughing.

The corners of Daedalion's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.

You say, "Bad mental image."

(The Car'vier Dynasty): Isluna (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "He
admitted to it."

You flap your arms madly.

(The Car'vier Dynasty): Daedalion says, "Well you know, the leprechaun stole his
balls."
Ildaudid2007-02-16 07:33:43
(Market): Haiden says, "Being harassed while you're on duty? Tired of being attacked at random? Get some revenge! Little Viscanti Merc Services."

(Market): Genevieve says, "What if we want to hire the little viscanti's big brother?"


Arix2007-02-16 07:47:10
No matter how many times I see it, that angry baby makes me laugh.
Arkzrael2007-02-16 08:17:08
This sort of torture of the male mind is what I live for...and pretty much the main reason for this conversation...teehee
<3 Gene

(The Eternal Assembly): You say, "Soo...I want to try this Seasonele stuff."
(The Eternal Assembly): Genevieve says, "The IUD is terrible. You HAVE to get it taken out exactly when it runs out."
(The Eternal Assembly): You say, "That's supposed to make you have only four periods a year."
(The Eternal Assembly): Genevieve says, "If you run even like 5 minutes over, it's really bad for oyu."
(The Eternal Assembly): Genevieve says, "You."
(The Eternal Assembly): You say, "Not because I want that extra three weeks of sex."
(The Eternal Assembly): You say, "But because I want that extra three weeks of not bleeding like I've been shot in the crotch and having to tote massive amounts of pads and tampons everywhere."
(The Eternal Assembly): Genevieve says, "Sexy."
(The Eternal Assembly): You say, "And three less weeks of psychosis...it's like Menopause Light."
(The Eternal Assembly): Genevieve says, "8 less weeks."
(The Eternal Assembly): You say, "You okay, Haiden?"
(The Eternal Assembly): Haiden (from the Aetherways) says, "Not really O.o."


Unknown2007-02-16 13:48:10
(The Aethercity of Deepnight): Marina says, "Everytime I see Laysus, I think of
Michael Jackson."
Unknown2007-02-16 15:20:22
QUOTE
(Market): Ixion says, "Fresh stock available, ad 67 updated. Grab 'em while
they're bloody."

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Poster: Ixion
Price: Varies, some heads are bigger than
others


Brief:
Celestian Trophies for Sale!

Description:
If you're tired of the same people giving you trouble, remind
yourself of the good times with a trophy of their head on your
mantle! Decapitated heads have been exquisitely crafted into
hunting trophies for your personal pleasure.
Ialie2007-02-16 18:30:00
QUOTE(Archer2 @ Feb 16 2007, 08:48 AM) 383849
(The Aethercity of Deepnight): Marina says, "Everytime I see Laysus, I think of
Michael Jackson."



I thought she was dead. Isn't there supposed to be a funeral? Is Deepnight an OOC city tongue.gif
Unknown2007-02-16 22:06:51
Ialie, Deepnight isn't OOC, that was a mischan tongue.gif I think Tully came up with the "Marina is dead" headline. I could be wrong though dunno.gif

EDIT: Ugh. Die crowned smilie, die.
Laysus2007-02-16 23:30:43
QUOTE(Archer2 @ Feb 16 2007, 01:48 PM) 383849
(The Aethercity of Deepnight): Marina says, "Everytime I see Laysus, I think of
Michael Jackson."


Every time I see Marina I think "Oh god, not again."
Arix2007-02-17 01:21:14
every time I see Laysus, I think: Hey, it's Laysus