Quotes 3

by Charune

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Anarias2007-02-19 02:23:55
Took me forever to find this. Shamarah posted what it looked like when you tried to take fae from Faethorn to Celestia. This is what it looks like when you try to take them away up to Nil.

Ooohing and ahhhing, you make a great fuss over a sprite's choice of hair style,
clothes, and good looks.
A sprite wraps an arm around you, declaring you to be the truest of friends.
You bind a sprite wrists in shackles, locking them tightly.
A sprite says, "Crap. This definitely won't be one of those happy endings."
Diamondais2007-02-19 02:29:04
QUOTE(Anarias @ Feb 18 2007, 09:23 PM) 384546
Took me forever to find this. Shamarah posted what it looked like when you tried to take fae from Faethorn to Celestia. This is what it looks like when you try to take them away up to Nil.

Ooohing and ahhhing, you make a great fuss over a sprite's choice of hair style,
clothes, and good looks.
A sprite wraps an arm around you, declaring you to be the truest of friends.
You bind a sprite wrists in shackles, locking them tightly.
A sprite says, "Crap. This definitely won't be one of those happy endings."

Oh. My. God. wub.gif That makes Fae awesome.
Shamarah2007-02-19 02:32:46
Haha. Fae are so cute.
Hazar2007-02-19 02:45:11
All apologies, but this had to be quoted.

You tell Fledgling Narsrim, Slave of Glomdoring, "How goes slavery?"
3100h, 3100m, 3520e, 10p, 13350en, 14400w elrx -
Narsrim tells you, "It is...interesting."
Danae2007-02-19 04:09:17
Kalodan says to you "Remember the bunny."
Diamondais2007-02-19 04:11:29
Kalodan proudly shows off a bunny carrot cake:
This cake is in the shape of a small bunny, complete with the elongated ears and the fluffy white bunny tail. Not only this, the entire cake is brightly coloured with colourful frosting, covering the entire cake in a sweet white icing sugar with designs etched on from all hues. As part of the design, a small carrot is placed in front in the bunny's paw to signify the cake as a carrot cake.
Piped in frosting on it are the words:
Vote for Kalodan!

Druid of Wildes, Kalodan Faechild, Ancestor's Hound says, "DO IT."

Druid of Wildes, Kalodan Faechild, Ancestor's Hound says, "Arix provides me with wonderful campaign tools."
Shamarah2007-02-19 04:14:20
(Market): Revan says, "Seeking esteem."

(Bellator Societas): Diamante (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Your a good
person."

(Bellator Societas): Diamante (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "People like you."

(Bellator Societas): Diamante (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "You are
attractive."

(Bellator Societas): Diamante (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "You're good at
everything you do."

(Bellator Societas): Vix says, "Was that a Valentines card or something?"

(Bellator Societas): Diamante (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Nope."

(Bellator Societas): Forren (from Celestia, Plane of Light) says, "?"

(Bellator Societas): Diamante (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Revan was seeking
esteem."
Diamondais2007-02-19 04:16:20
Did it help Revan get his esteem back?
Unknown2007-02-19 05:34:51
QUOTE
Urth Setherimon, Instrument of the Fates (Male Trill).


SETHERIMON, I CHOOSE YOU!

EDIT: Sorry, it's getting late and one of my roomies is playing a techno version of the pokemon theme song way too loud
Doman2007-02-19 07:50:05
(The Aethercity of Deepnight): Arix says, "That just makes me feel all warm and
fuzzy."

(The Aethercity of Deepnight): Arix says, "Oh wait, there's a furrikin humping
my leg."

(The Aethercity of Deepnight): Arix says, "Shoo!"
Aison2007-02-19 08:40:31
Aison has come across some nasty stuff near Avechna's teeth before, but this... this took the cake.


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A vast meadow.
The corrosiveness of the taint sickens the land. A smattering of clouds fills
the sky, lacing it with spiderwebs of grey. A disembodied brain sits here,
rhythmically pulsating.

You see exits leading north and south.

The disembodied brain is massive, and shaped in convoluted geometrics that defy
description. The pulpy grey tissue glistens and pulsates rhythmically. It seems
to quiver of its own volition and uses the brain stem to crudely propel itself.
A brain looks weak and feeble.
He weighs about 3 pounds and 2 ounce(s).
You see nothing in it.

A disembodied brain drags itself off to the north, leaving a trail of slime.
A disembodied brain drags itself in from the north.
You suddenly scoop up a brain.
A majestic moose leaves to the north in search of better grazing.
You drop a brain.
A disembodied brain drags itself off to the north, leaving a trail of slime.
You exclaim, "Ew!"
You exclaim, "Ew!"
You exclaim, "Ew!"
You exclaim, "Ew!"
A disembodied brain drags itself in from the north.
A disembodied brain drags itself off to the north, leaving a trail of slime.
"Ewwwwwww!" you say in disgust.
A disembodied brain drags itself in from the north.
"Ewwwwwww!" you say in disgust.
"Ewwwwwww!" you say in disgust.
"Ewwwwwww!" you say in disgust.
"Ewwwwwww!" you say in disgust.

A disembodied brain drags itself off to the south, leaving a trail of slime.
A disembodied brain drags itself in from the south.
A disembodied brain drags itself off to the south, leaving a trail of slime.
(Celestines): You say, "Eww!!"
(Celestines): You say, "There is a brain."

"Ewwwwwww!" you say in disgust.
"Ewwwwwww!" you say in disgust.
"Ewwwwwww!" you say in disgust.
"Ewwwwwww!" you say in disgust.
"Ewwwwwww!" you say in disgust.

(Celestines): Neerth says, "Where are you?"

(Celestines): You say, "The mountains."

(Celestines): You say, "Eww!"

(Celestines): Kaalak says, "Hmm. What are you doing in the catacombs of the
Viscanti houses?"
(Celestines): You say, "Huh?"
-some movement. Cautious movement.-

(Celestines): You say, "Well it's gone now."
(Celestines): You say, "But it was CRAWLING."
(Celestines): You say, "That was the grossest thing I've ever SEEN."
(Celestines): You say, "Worse than when Creslin was trapped in that block of
ice."
(Celestines): Kaalak says, "Hmm. Odd. The caves below that area hold worse
secrets. The brains fly."

(Celestines): You say, "Ewww."

(Celestines): You say, "And I touched it... gross."
(Celestines): Neerth says, "That's what happens when you let your mind wander."

-pause-

(Celestines): You say, "I get it."

(Celestines): Kaalak says, "I do believe I have....NEerth that was BAD. VERY
BAD."
(Celestines): Neerth says, "My work here is done."

(Celestines): Genevieve says, "Brava Neerth, brava!"
(Celest): Ralek says, "Farewell all."
(Celestines): You say, "Uuugh."
(Celestines): You say, "I have slime all over mee."

Arkzrael2007-02-19 09:30:52
I would like to apologize for posting this link, to those of you who suffered similar plights.

However, this is funny.

Daem tells you, "((by the way did I thank you for posting the taking the
hobbits to isenguard on the forums? I have it stuck in my head since yesterday
and it took me so long to go to sleep last night because I kept on thinking,
the hobbits the hobbits the hobbits to isenguard to isenguard, over and over
and over. ))"
Ixion2007-02-19 09:32:32
QUOTE(Shamarah @ Feb 18 2007, 11:14 PM) 384567
(Market): Revan says, "Seeking esteem."

(Bellator Societas): Diamante (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Your a good
person."

(Bellator Societas): Diamante (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "People like you."

(Bellator Societas): Diamante (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "You are
attractive."

(Bellator Societas): Diamante (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "You're good at
everything you do."

(Bellator Societas): Vix says, "Was that a Valentines card or something?"

(Bellator Societas): Diamante (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Nope."

(Bellator Societas): Forren (from Celestia, Plane of Light) says, "?"

(Bellator Societas): Diamante (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Revan was seeking
esteem."


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Arkzrael2007-02-19 09:36:06
QUOTE(Ixion @ Feb 19 2007, 03:32 AM) 384609
nono.gif


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Tervic2007-02-19 12:08:49
Noooo!

They're taking the hobbits to Isengard... to Isengard! The hobbits!
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Aiakon2007-02-19 12:16:18
QUOTE(Folkien @ Feb 19 2007, 05:34 AM) 384582
SETHERIMON, I CHOOSE YOU!

EDIT: Sorry, it's getting late and one of my roomies is playing a techno version of the pokemon theme song way too loud


Heh. Setherimon.

Morgfyre appeared last night. There were the usual chorus of sycophantic "Hail Lord"s and "Hail milord"s etc.. right in the middle of them, Setherimon interjected "SIEG HEIL".. so I pressed my outcitizen button. (I'd have a log but I'm at work). Anyway, the poor lamb contacted me later to be recitizened - but I was busy raiding or stopping raids or something along those lines.. and when I got back to him, he was afk.. and he's probably quit now - his Magnagoran career in ruins.
Shamarah2007-02-19 12:54:16
QUOTE(Aiakon @ Feb 19 2007, 07:16 AM) 384637
Heh. Setherimon.

Morgfyre appeared last night. There were the usual chorus of sycophantic "Hail Lord"s and "Hail milord"s etc.. right in the middle of them, Setherimon interjected "SIEG HEIL".. so I pressed my outcitizen button. (I'd have a log but I'm at work). Anyway, the poor lamb contacted me later to be recitizened - but I was busy raiding or stopping raids or something along those lines.. and when I got back to him, he was afk.. and he's probably quit now - his Magnagoran career in ruins.


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Diamondais2007-02-19 12:55:45
QUOTE(Aiakon @ Feb 19 2007, 07:16 AM) 384637
Heh. Setherimon.

Morgfyre appeared last night. There were the usual chorus of sycophantic "Hail Lord"s and "Hail milord"s etc.. right in the middle of them, Setherimon interjected "SIEG HEIL".. so I pressed my outcitizen button. (I'd have a log but I'm at work). Anyway, the poor lamb contacted me later to be recitizened - but I was busy raiding or stopping raids or something along those lines.. and when I got back to him, he was afk.. and he's probably quit now - his Magnagoran career in ruins.

I got shown that..with the Sieg Heil bit. confused.gif My impression was 'Oh my.."
Unknown2007-02-19 13:17:54
Hmph, him and that other one that couldn't stop dancing, what fun to come back to.
Gelo2007-02-19 14:05:16
Noola!

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EDIT: Shorlen's right. But I had fun! tongue.gif