You are carrying 0 gold sovereigns.



put gold in purse

You put 0 gold sovereigns in a parafilament purse.
4906h, 2702m, 5170e, 10p ex put gold in purse

You hold no "gold".
4906h, 2702m, 5170e, 10p ex get 0 gold from pack

You cannot get 0 'gold'.
5009h, 2763m, 5170e, 10p ex get 0 gold from purse

You cannot get 0 'gold'.





I'm now manipulating non-gold. And, I can divide by zero. Fear the powers of the merchant.

Aesyra tells you, "Hm a fish and a furball... which do you think tastes better?"

(Moondancers): Callia (from the Aetherways) says, "The lack of any true form of
sanity in this guild is at once a blessing, and then when I think about it, I
realize... oh shiney..."

(Moondancers): Inox says, "SHINEY!"

(Moondancers): Ahnn (from the Aetherways) says, "Shiney!"


Just goes to show that Moondancers are more insane than Geomancers.

Shiney skyclad insanity goodness, ftw.

This explains a lot about some of the moondancers I've talked with, that guild seems like fun

Made me laugh. I'm so odd.

You are holding:
"chocolate76933" a small square of chocolate

This sweet piece of confection comes from a secret recipe that involves raw chocolate and cream, giving it a smooth texture and also making it extremely easy to melt.

(It does exist.)

(Market): Tael says, "Random homicidal basin dweller seeking to make a living
through Alchemy. Send tells please."

Someone send him a tell please!

Chocolate exists for the gods and I gave you that.

Airees tells you, "Psh i have no fuzzballs."



Neutered Poor guy

Yea least it was not all of it..and I meant kids...gah

Regarding methods of procuring cucumbers from their parental plants:

(House of Shadows): Anisu says, "And I should try harvesting with handgrenades."


(House of Shadows): Lisarel (from the Aetherways) says, "Heh Anisu's hand
grenade statement reminds me the story one of my lecturers told me."

(House of Shadows): Lisarel (from the Aetherways) says, "He was in the army,
tank divison, and one day they were so bloody thirsty cleaning the tanks and
there was this lovely coconut tree close by."

(House of Shadows): You say, "Oh dear."

(House of Shadows): Lisarel (from the Aetherways) says, "They ram the coconut
tree with a tank and collect the fallen coconuts."

(House of Shadows): Anisu says, "They rammed a tree with a tank?"

(House of Shadows): Lisarel (from the Aetherways) says, "Yep."


Go go creative harvesting

EDIT DISCLAIMER: No coconut trees or cucumber plants were harmed in the making of this quote. Well, not in any -permanent- way at least.

Wardoebi, Proselyte of the Fires says, "The ritual was a success, Alianna..."
Wardoebi, Proselyte of the Fires hands Alianna some glittering firegems.


Wardoebi, Proselyte of the Fires exclaims, "Get... get away from me, you
monster!"
Wardoebi, Proselyte of the Fires stares wide-eyed at Alianna with an expression
of pure horror.

Wardoebi, Proselyte of the Fires clutches his head, backaway away slowly from
you until he loses control and runs off into the depths of the Astral Plane,
leaping off the edge of the sphere and falling into the everlasting void beyond.

The astrosphere jolts and surges upwards as Capricorn disconnects from Aries.

Kalas Alianna, Maiden of the Mists says, "He did that of his own accord. You saw
it!"

You say, "... uhm.. I'm blaming you, child."


Later...



You exclaim, "She killed a Pyromancer!"

Kalas Alianna, Maiden of the Mists says to Dylara, "He pushed a dude into the
void of the Astral Plane!"

You exclaim, "I saw her!"

Dylara peers about herself unscrupulously.

You peer at Alianna unscrupulously.

Hierophant Dylara Mes'ard says, "Ooooo-kay. You Kalas scare me."

Defensively raising her hands, Dylara backs away from the situation slowly.

Kalas Alianna, Maiden of the Mists says, "Really, you pushed him..and he
felllllll."

You exclaim, "You tormented him!"

You say, "You said you were going to eat him."

You say, "And he fell into the void!"

Kalas Alianna, Maiden of the Mists says, "I said I was gonna eat the -goats-."

You say, "I saw you!"

Alianna frowns and shakes her fist angrily.

You say, "Well, he thought you were going to."

You say, "Go to prime, young lady."

You scowl miserably at Alianna.

A look of utter annoyance showing on her face, Alianna glowers darkly.

You say, "Who's the next victim?"

Alianna points accusingly at Digoth, Novice of the Flame.
Digoth, Novice of the Flame concentrates on maintaining the flicker of flame
suspended above his palm.

Kalas Alianna, Maiden of the Mists says, "Novice. They fly farther."

Airees tells you, "Guess i should give up on all this wear a dress and heels and be a hooker."


Yes, I am trying to ruin his reputation by posting this.

I should stop talking to you

This reminded me of that animated movie Monster House, which was nominated for the Acadamy Awards last night.
Who says Serenwilde is tame? psh! Fear our glade, it eats people!

You missed the conversation before. They blamed the Arena eatting people on me. I'll see if I can find it.

Here we go:

Ildis has been slain in Glade of Champions by the raging rapids.
Ildis has been torn to shreds by the raging rapids.
You see the death occur at the Glade of Observation.
Alianna has been torn to shreds by the raging rapids.
You see the death occur at the Glade of Preparation.

(Serenwilde): Kielo says, "Damn those raging rapids."

(Serenwilde): You say, "Hm. Arena's at it again."

(Serenwilde): Alianna says, ".....ugh."

(Serenwilde): You say, "Kalodan'll have to go tame it again."

(Serenwilde): Tael says, "Our arena needs to stop eating people. Dylara gave it the liking for the taste of people."

(Serenwilde): Enhrill says, "It... eats people? Dylara, how could you!"

(Serenwilde): Orti says, "I heard Dylara created the Soulless...."

(Serenwilde): You say, "I didn't really have to train it."

(Serenwilde): Orti says, "But they probably confused her with Dynara."

(The Talnaras): Nejii (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "...have fun!"

(The Talnaras): Nejii (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "And sod off whoever
threw that!"

(The Talnaras): Nejii (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Hmph."

(The Talnaras): Eilaera says, "Hrm?"

(The Talnaras): Danae (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Wow, they're strong
words Uncle Nejii!"

(The Talnaras): Nejii (from the Ethereal Plane) says, ""have" and "fun"?"

(The Talnaras): Sarrasri (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "I think the "sod" and
"off"."

(The Talnaras): Danae says, "Yeah, that's what I meant."

(The Talnaras): Nejii (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Pshh."

(The Talnaras): Nejii (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Wasn't that harsh. Who
threw it, anyway?"

(Serenwilde): Eilaias (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Be Well Serenwilde."

(The Talnaras): Danae says, "I have NO idea who it could have been..."

(The Talnaras): Nejii (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Aha!"
--

Couldn't have been anything worse from when I was a Tailor and threw a pair of dirty boxers at him.