Couldn't have been anything worse from when I was a Tailor and threw a pair of dirty boxers at him.

The Tabernacle of Raziela.
A golden light flows outward from a shield shrine of Terentia nearby. This location is
flooded with shallow, crystal clear water. The stars twinkle in the clear night sky. A
symbol of Raziela hangs on the wall. There are 999 supplicants worshipping here,
surrounded by a protective glow. A statue of Raziela stands here, memorializing her noble
spirit. Ecclesiar Zeth is here, sprawled on the floor. He wields a radiant symbol of love
in his left hand. High Priest of Raziela, Faragan is here, sprawled on the floor. He
wields a radiant symbol of love in his left hand and a golden angel tower shield in his
right.
You see a single exit leading southeast.

'Boo!' you scream happily at Faragan.


Faragan screams abhorrently and tears at his eyes with his fingernails before shifting and
falling silent.

(This part wasn't coloured like emotes and such are, so I did have a small panic attack, thinking I actually did something to hurt him.)

You say, "..."

You exclaim to Faragan, "I'm sorry Papa I didn't mean to scare you!"

(Suddenly it dawned on me.)

You say, "Oh."

You say, "He's sleeping."

(Then I LOOKed to confirm my suspicions.)


The Tabernacle of Raziela.
A golden light flows outward from a shield shrine of Terentia nearby. This location is
flooded with shallow, crystal clear water. The stars twinkle in the clear night sky. In
this widened area on the ring-shaped walkway, a diagramme of a five-pointed star is cut
deeply into the masonry. The name of Raziela, Supernal of Celestia is engraved in the
centre. A symbol of Raziela hangs on the wall. There are 999 supplicants worshipping here,
surrounded by a protective glow. A statue of Raziela stands here, memorializing her noble
spirit. High Priest of Raziela, Faragan is here, sprawled on the floor. He wields a
radiant symbol of love in his left hand and a golden angel tower shield in his right.
Ecclesiar Zeth is here, sprawled on the floor. He wields a radiant symbol of love in his
left hand.
You see a single exit leading southeast.

Wait, since when was Elliot a girl's name? Must be some crazy British thing. I've known people of both genders who go by "Ash", though I usually don't bother asking what that's short for.

Ever see Scrubs?

Ever see Scrubs?

and wtf is with all the British people named Terry?

God, I saw those once, a tailor accidentally made the wrong pattern for me, like 3361, instead of 3362 or something, and it was those stained boxers. I don't know who designed those but.. well.. they're 'something' at least.

You carefully study a tailoring pattern.
Item: Boxers Type: Underwear Org: Public
Commodities: cloth 3
Layer: UNDERWEAR Bodyparts: waist
IMPORTANT: The main noun of this item MUST use this name: BOXERS
Appearance:
a pair of dirty boxers
Dropped:
A pile of filthy cloth lies on the ground here, barely distinguishable as a pair
of boxers.
Examined:
Sewn from what used to be crisp white cloth, these boxers are in severe
need of a good washing. Dirt and sweat splotch the fabric, among other
unmentionable stains. The elastic band has been stretched out, almost to
the point of the boxers being unwearable, and small holes and tugs in
the fabric can be seen scattered across this sorry piece of underwear.
Comments:
Why the would anyone design that?

You carefully study a tailoring pattern.
Item: Boxers Type: Underwear Org: Public
Commodities: cloth 3
Layer: UNDERWEAR Bodyparts: waist
IMPORTANT: The main noun of this item MUST use this name: BOXERS
Appearance:
a pair of dirty boxers
Dropped:
A pile of filthy cloth lies on the ground here, barely distinguishable as a pair
of boxers.
Examined:
Sewn from what used to be crisp white cloth, these boxers are in severe
need of a good washing. Dirt and sweat splotch the fabric, among other
unmentionable stains. The elastic band has been stretched out, almost to
the point of the boxers being unwearable, and small holes and tugs in
the fabric can be seen scattered across this sorry piece of underwear.
Comments:
Why the would anyone design that?

Wait, since when was Elliot a girl's name? Must be some crazy British thing. I've known people of both genders who go by "Ash", though I usually don't bother asking what that's short for.

Oh, and Terry Pratchett...if any of you non-Brits know who he is :/

Oh, and Terry Pratchett...if any of you non-Brits know who he is :/