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Richter2007-03-01 04:13:17
QUOTE(Gandal @ Feb 28 2007, 04:05 PM) 387098


Bah, I've seen that, someone had that on at their place for their kid. It was horrible.

QUOTE(Druken @ Feb 28 2007, 06:44 PM) 387135
There isn't a lot else someone can do when an insubordinate gr1 doesn't do anything. I'm not about to outguild you and let you skip around the Glomdoring with everything transed. smile.gif So quit and see what happens!


I did that. They told me it wasn't allowed.
Aiakon2007-03-01 11:26:17
QUOTE(Shamarah @ Mar 1 2007, 02:37 AM) 387133
Well, I've got to admit that he's right. I AM only in there for the skills tongue.gif Guilds don't matter in Lusternia anyway.


How lame.
Arix2007-03-01 12:24:11
Conversation Destroyer, Laxinova Aristata of Broken Dreams says to you, "You're
a ho, tell me, seen Shulamit or Anisu lately?"
Unknown2007-03-01 14:01:16
Out of context:

(Coven): Shayle says, "I like older men, what can I say?"
Shayle2007-03-01 14:08:03
QUOTE(Caerulo @ Mar 1 2007, 09:01 AM) 387225
Out of context:

(Coven): Shayle says, "I like older men, what can I say?"


CAERULO!!

I'm taking back my guildfavour. Hmph. : P
Unknown2007-03-01 14:17:58
Awww, but I couldn't resist it... happy.gif
Shulamit2007-03-01 17:24:14
Awww, Laxinova...see if I design that book for you now. sad.gif

Shulamit
Xenthos2007-03-01 17:27:07
QUOTE(Caerulo @ Mar 1 2007, 09:01 AM) 387225
Out of context:

ohmy.gif
Callia2007-03-01 21:24:24
QUOTE(Gandal @ Feb 28 2007, 04:05 PM) 387098



You have not seen ANYTHING until you have seen Chinese, Japanese, or Filipino children's television.

the Boohbah picture on the Wikipedia thing still did send me into a panic induced seizure as my brain cells attempted to save themselves.
Unknown2007-03-01 21:32:50
I saw one of those bo...You-know-what things in a shop window once. A little girl was staring at it like it was the best thing ever. I feel sorry for their generation. Thank god I missed The Telle-you-know-whats by a good few years. *shudder*
Diamondais2007-03-02 00:44:45
Diamondais rubs up against your soul.

I don't recall doing this!
Unknown2007-03-02 02:55:37
Right now I'm having a contest of getting people to give me 12 paintings, 1 of each astral creature, for 150,000 gp, as I've made my first credit payment in 3 months for some gold, and I have some to spare.

So, look who joined in on the fun!

QUOTE
A whirlpool of incorporeal shadows fills the area with an unnatural darkness,
revealing the ghostly figure of Viravain, Mistress of the Webs at their centre
as the umbral filaments dissipate.

Viravain strokes a painting of Astral critters tenderly.

Your eyes bug out of your head in wonder.

You say, "You have 12 paintings of them?"

Viravain, Mistress of the Webs says, "I have one single painting of them all.
Unlike you tiny mortals, I can make Astral monsters sit still."
You say, "Can ye show it off to me?"


Viravain proudly shows off a painting of Astral critters:
Painted with a vibrant display of colours, this painting has been painstakingly
painted with the image of every creature that dwells upon the Astral plane. It
is truly a testament to the bravery of the artist that got all twelve to sit
still long enough for such a painting to be made.

Childishly, Viravain looks for someone to stick out Her tongue at.

You say, "Well...ye won by the letter of the law...too bad I can't see the
details, but a promise is a promise."

You get 150000 gold sovereigns from a coin pouch of crystal blue silk.

Viravain, Mistress of the Webs says to you, "Keep your gold."

Viravain, Mistress of the Webs says, "I was amused by your challenge."

Viravain gives a painting of Astral critters to you.

Viravain's eyes sparkle with amusement.

Painted with a vibrant display of colours, this painting has been painstakingly
painted with the image of every creature that dwells upon the Astral plane. It
is truly a testament to the bravery of the artist that got all twelve to sit
still long enough for such a painting to be made.
It has 253 months of usefulness left.
It weighs about 37 pounds.
It bears the distinctive mark of Viravain, Mistress of the Webs.

Viravain, Mistress of the Webs smiles with a wink and says, "Give the gold to
the real winner."
You say, "I figure I'm never gonna get a chance to paint them all..."

You say, "Because those buggers would kill me as soon as I get out my brush."

Viravain, Mistress of the Webs has bestowed Her divine strongfavour upon you. It
will last for 3 days.

Your eyes bug out of your head in wonder.


happy.gif

Shorlen won, by the way.

Ista2007-03-02 04:22:06
QUOTE(Phred @ Mar 1 2007, 07:55 PM) 387439
Right now I'm having a contest of getting people to give me 12 paintings, 1 of each astral creature, for 150,000 gp, as I've made my first credit payment in 3 months for some gold, and I have some to spare.

So, look who joined in on the fun!
happy.gif

Shorlen won, by the way.


That's awesome.
Shorlen2007-03-02 05:08:50
Dylara tells you, "I'll need to give you a hole just like Kalodans. Then put you
in it. Without the seal. And the cudgel."

-rescue dylara

You briefly touch the Ancient Cudgel of Glinshari and concentrate on Dylara.
Power surges through you as your spirit is flung out to switch places with your
guild mate in a heroic rescue attempt.
The Moonhart Mother Tree.

"Hmph!" you snort.

Kalodan rolls on the floor, laughing.

-rescue dylara

You briefly touch the Ancient Cudgel of Glinshari and concentrate on Dylara.
Power surges through you as your spirit is flung out to switch places with your
guild mate in a heroic rescue attempt.
The Cave of Chaos.

Dylara tells you, "HOLE. NOW."

wub.gif
Diamondais2007-03-02 05:24:48
QUOTE(Shorlen @ Mar 2 2007, 12:08 AM) 387457
Dylara tells you, "I'll need to give you a hole just like Kalodans. Then put you
in it. Without the seal. And the cudgel."

-rescue dylara

You briefly touch the Ancient Cudgel of Glinshari and concentrate on Dylara.
Power surges through you as your spirit is flung out to switch places with your
guild mate in a heroic rescue attempt.
The Moonhart Mother Tree.

"Hmph!" you snort.

Kalodan rolls on the floor, laughing.

-rescue dylara

You briefly touch the Ancient Cudgel of Glinshari and concentrate on Dylara.
Power surges through you as your spirit is flung out to switch places with your
guild mate in a heroic rescue attempt.
The Cave of Chaos.

Dylara tells you, "HOLE. NOW."

wub.gif

I don't see you in the hole yet. glare.gif

You no longer have to share with Kalodan.
Aison2007-03-02 05:30:35
QUOTE(Shorlen @ Mar 1 2007, 09:08 PM) 387457
Dylara tells you, "I'll need to give you a hole just like Kalodans. Then put you
in it. Without the seal. And the cudgel."

-rescue dylara

You briefly touch the Ancient Cudgel of Glinshari and concentrate on Dylara.
Power surges through you as your spirit is flung out to switch places with your
guild mate in a heroic rescue attempt.
The Moonhart Mother Tree.

"Hmph!" you snort.

Kalodan rolls on the floor, laughing.

-rescue dylara

You briefly touch the Ancient Cudgel of Glinshari and concentrate on Dylara.
Power surges through you as your spirit is flung out to switch places with your
guild mate in a heroic rescue attempt.
The Cave of Chaos.

Dylara tells you, "HOLE. NOW."

wub.gif



Fantastic. laugh.gif
Unknown2007-03-02 06:50:44
Murphy takes you by the hand, draws you into him, and whispers, "I love you,
Airees."

Arix2007-03-02 07:17:45
Murphy is back?
Unknown2007-03-02 07:38:17
No just came around for a few to say hi
Arix2007-03-02 07:48:42
awwwwwwwwwww