Viravain is now on my list of damn good gods. Not that she wasn't already... or anything...

(House of Shadows): Halamir (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Life's a
bitch, but unfortunately, focus body cures paralysis, it does not however cure
life, that is reserved for forren, who cures everyone of life with his OP Aqua
demigod 25 intellect massive blessing staff."

Gooo Forren!

Out of context again:
(Shadowdancers): Shayle (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Drag Queen of the Night, perhaps."

(House of Shadows): Aiwendil (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Someone's
asking me to marry them out of the blue, like wtf."
(House of Shadows): Kharvik (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I need a
wench."
(House of Shadows): Kharvik (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Would you be
My wench?"
(House of Shadows): Incabulos (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I'll be
your wench."
(House of Shadows): Kharvik (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "You already
failed me as a wench, three times."
(House of Shadows): Incabulos (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "...no, I
failed you as a WIFe."
(House of Shadows): Incabulos (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "+shift."
(House of Shadows): Kharvik (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "You ate my
meat."
(House of Shadows): Kharvik (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Then left."
(House of Shadows): Incabulos (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I did not.
I merely fondled it, then you put it back in Marcalo."
(House of Shadows): Incabulos (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Marcalo's
box, I mean."
(House of Shadows): Aiwendil (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "This
conversation gets weirder by the second."
(House of Shadows): Kharvik (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Hm, i do seem
to remember putting my meat in his box now that you mention it."
(House of Shadows): Aiwendil (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Bad imagery.
BAD."
(House of Shadows): Incabulos (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "He had to
shake it vigorously until it came."
(House of Shadows): Incabulos (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Came out,
that is."
(House of Shadows): Incabulos (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Of the
box."
(House of Shadows): Kharvik (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Eventually
though, it did come out. It fell across the Necropolis floor."
(House of Shadows): Incabulos (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Did it? I'm
sure Marcalo was able to grab it in time."
(House of Shadows): Valarien says, "WTF."
(House of Shadows): Aiwendil (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "*sob*."
(House of Shadows): Kharvik (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "He is very
quick to catch my meat when it comes out of his box."
(House of Shadows): Valarien says, "I leave you bastards for like six minutes
and come back to this."
(House of Shadows): Aiwendil (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I walked in
on it! I swear!"
(House of Shadows): Valarien says, "Wendy I know you had a hand in this!"
(House of Shadows): Aiwendil (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Two in
fact."
(House of Shadows): Incabulos (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "*highfive
Kharv*."
(House of Shadows): Incabulos (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "We've
traumatized Glomdoring's official people."
(House of Shadows): Aiwendil (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "But at least
I'm using my own hands."

Dear god, do we really get -that- bad?

You give a furry tarantula a compassionate hug.
A furry tarantula crawls backwards, away from you.

Poor thing!

Btw, this default skin is really annoying, I can't see any of the buttons because they don't stand out from the background... let's change those settings...

If you go down to the bottom, you'll see something with ENGLISH and then another bar. The bar to the left of the ENGLISH is the skin changer.

Yea, I figured that one out. got myself some Megalith now, something dark so as not to hurt my eyes. Thanks!

I love my life.

I hate when they say "Recommended Training" and then enforce it with punishment. Recommended my ass.

FYI: A hold back is 1 hour, an advancement is 5 hours.

That being said I'd be pretty ticked if I told a novice "learn these things, they are of the most use to you" and they put everything into some trade skill, practically screaming: "I'm an alt". I'd be ticked, but I don't think I'd hold them back for it. I also don't know if that's the case here.

Why would you be angry? If you've already explained to them what will be useful and why, the rest is for them to decide. You can't force them to learn anything in particular, and if they later complain that they can't do anything with the skills they have, it's no one's fault but their own. As long as you do your part, I wouldn't worry about it overmuch.

He learnt adept Planar and Knighthood - and I knew the advancement was 5 hours, but the reasoning for being held back was so stupid that I didn't care.

Today has been fun for me for a couple of things I've done like that, I won't mention what the others are though, suffice to say when people make stupid rules I like to break them.

I so wish I could do crap that I think needs to be done, and give the reason 'completely and utterly retard.' Hell if people in Lusternia started to realize how much BS is completely and utterly retarded, we might actually not deal with as many headaches. Before this turns into a rant...

(The Dark Carnival): You say, "You fool."

(The Dark Carnival): Daevos says, "Quiet, man ho."

i'd insert a clever smiley face but they seem rather... different and unappealing

This relates...
O_o I thought they had brought thunderclap back when I saw this spam.

nerf forren, either that or make him join the wilde.

Hailstorm seriously needs nerfing.

Could it be maelstrom? It does massive damage after all.

I've never seen Forren not whore hailstorm in group combat. Not when it does like 2k damage per person to the non-omnitrans.