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Dylara pulls the lever and you hear a hollow click and an ominous rumbling.
Cayen Nial, the old gnome exclaims, "Ack! Not enough tokens! Jump off the ship
and run for the hhhiiiiillllllsssss!"
Cayen Nial, the old gnome jumps off the side of the deck, his screams echoing on
the wind.
The granite box begins to vibrate faster and faster, eventually getting to the
point where it is literally hopping up and down.
Dylara jumps into the air and lands with a bump.
You tilt your head curiously.
Suddenly, the box explodes into many pieces of shrapnel that sting as they cause
shallow gashes in your skin.
Cayen Nial, the old gnome exclaims, "Ack! Not enough tokens! Jump off the ship
and run for the hhhiiiiillllllsssss!"
Cayen Nial, the old gnome jumps off the side of the deck, his screams echoing on
the wind.
The granite box begins to vibrate faster and faster, eventually getting to the
point where it is literally hopping up and down.
Dylara jumps into the air and lands with a bump.
You tilt your head curiously.
Suddenly, the box explodes into many pieces of shrapnel that sting as they cause
shallow gashes in your skin.
This is why women should never drive.
QUOTE(yendos @ Mar 9 2007, 09:15 PM) 389767
This is why women should never drive.
Yet I'm the one piloting eh?
I haven't stopped laughing yet from this. And I did think he was following me.
Given what I do, I'll say that your post mirrors an expert's opinion.
So -you- were the ones taking all of my gold I dropped there... 
QUOTE(Exeryte @ Mar 9 2007, 11:15 PM) 389789
So -you- were the ones taking all of my gold I dropped there...
Say hi to Acquisitio, a nifty little enchantment that just randomly grabs things.
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You see Keeper of the Sacred Grove, Kalodan Faechild, Spring's Rebirth shout,
"And a wonderful, happy birthday, to my lovely, beautiful wife."
Dark Maestro Visaeris Mae'loch, the Silent Symphony shouts, "Yes, happy
birthday. I sincerely hope age has rendered her barren, for the sake of us
all."
You shout, "Oh, that's mean."
Keeper of the Sacred Grove, Kalodan Faechild, Spring's Rebirth shouts,
"Thankfully, Visaeris, I've heard tale of such being done to you, except 'age'
is interchangeable with 'rabid bear'."
"And a wonderful, happy birthday, to my lovely, beautiful wife."
Dark Maestro Visaeris Mae'loch, the Silent Symphony shouts, "Yes, happy
birthday. I sincerely hope age has rendered her barren, for the sake of us
all."
You shout, "Oh, that's mean."
Keeper of the Sacred Grove, Kalodan Faechild, Spring's Rebirth shouts,
"Thankfully, Visaeris, I've heard tale of such being done to you, except 'age'
is interchangeable with 'rabid bear'."
Rawr.Hey Inox - he's yours!
QUOTE(Forren @ Mar 9 2007, 04:19 PM) 389656
I usually alternate between trampling and hailstorming, depending on the current situation.
Glad to see that group combat in Lusternia is balanced
QUOTE(Ixchilgal @ Mar 10 2007, 10:02 AM) 389837
(Clan I Should't Be Quoting): Name I Shouldn't Be Quoting (from the Plane I Shouldn't Be Quoting) says, "By the way, nicely done with slaying all the guards."
3980h, 4460m, 3740e, 10p, 18800en, 18766w, esSilrxk- {12}
Kraimlek has been beaten to a pulp by a krokani guard.
3980h, 4460m, 3740e, 10p, 18800en, 18790w, esSilrxk- {12}
Completely unrelated, but I still thought it was quite amusing.
Psh, that's not juicy enough when you edit everything out.3980h, 4460m, 3740e, 10p, 18800en, 18766w, esSilrxk- {12}
Kraimlek has been beaten to a pulp by a krokani guard.
3980h, 4460m, 3740e, 10p, 18800en, 18790w, esSilrxk- {12}
Completely unrelated, but I still thought it was quite amusing.
QUOTE(Shorlen @ Mar 10 2007, 10:06 AM) 389840
Glad to see that group combat in Lusternia is balanced
Ya I thought the same thing, at least everyone has the possibility to learn trample right? 
I've still always thought trample should have some collateral damage to all non mounted people in the room myself, though they did slightly nerf it recently didn't they? Anyway, group combat shouldn't degrade into spaming group attacks, but for those who have access to them it typically does.You store 429 wood, bringing the total to 666.
I was feeling pretty down, but this just made my day. 
---
*spots Pegasus left in Ashtorath's tower*
Possessing a finer and stronger build than any mere horse, the proud and noble
pegasus is a paragon of equine and avian creatures alike. Feather-soft, his pale
coat shimmers like freshly fallen snow, the faintest celestial luminescense
clinging to him as though eternal light is woven into his very form. His mane
and tail both fall in silken cascades, the occasional strand glittering like a
captured ray of starlight, and his long, broad wings oft impatiently flick open
in a half-beat, just waiting to be put to use. Complimenting the sheen of his
hide, his hooves hold a metallic lustre and the liquid metal pools of his eyes
glow from within. He is called 'Sereb.'
A proud celestial pegasus is quite powerful.
He weighs about 1875 pounds.
His feedbag is nearly full and will last him approximately 40 months.
He is mountable as a legendary steed.
He is loyal to Squire Shiro, of the Armies of Light.
*commence killing*
You point your staff at a proud celestial pegasus and it swells, rapidly
discharging a torrent of poisonous fumes and sharp rocks into his body,
engulfing flesh and spirit with deadly venoms.
A proud celestial pegasus turns purple as the poisonous fumes overcome him and
blood gushes out of his mouth as he collapses to the floor, dead.
You have slain a proud celestial pegasus.
-three seconds later-
Shiro tells you, "WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY."
I am not cruel, but that's about as great an reaction as you can ask from someone
---
*spots Pegasus left in Ashtorath's tower*
Possessing a finer and stronger build than any mere horse, the proud and noble
pegasus is a paragon of equine and avian creatures alike. Feather-soft, his pale
coat shimmers like freshly fallen snow, the faintest celestial luminescense
clinging to him as though eternal light is woven into his very form. His mane
and tail both fall in silken cascades, the occasional strand glittering like a
captured ray of starlight, and his long, broad wings oft impatiently flick open
in a half-beat, just waiting to be put to use. Complimenting the sheen of his
hide, his hooves hold a metallic lustre and the liquid metal pools of his eyes
glow from within. He is called 'Sereb.'
A proud celestial pegasus is quite powerful.
He weighs about 1875 pounds.
His feedbag is nearly full and will last him approximately 40 months.
He is mountable as a legendary steed.
He is loyal to Squire Shiro, of the Armies of Light.
*commence killing*
You point your staff at a proud celestial pegasus and it swells, rapidly
discharging a torrent of poisonous fumes and sharp rocks into his body,
engulfing flesh and spirit with deadly venoms.
A proud celestial pegasus turns purple as the poisonous fumes overcome him and
blood gushes out of his mouth as he collapses to the floor, dead.
You have slain a proud celestial pegasus.
-three seconds later-
Shiro tells you, "WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY."
I am not cruel, but that's about as great an reaction as you can ask from someoneTrue but its also 120k gold down the drain
QUOTE(Clise @ Mar 11 2007, 08:01 PM) 390150
True but its also 120k gold down the drain
Shiro's pegasus has a collar on it. So... nope.
