You'll have to rip the keyboard from my cold, dead hands.

Certainly, would you like the keyboard removed from your hands while they are attached to you or while they are not attached?

Clise...knows Singlish?

Demonstrate!

*insert whip sounds trying to demote your level of manhood*

no.. really... you are whipped

Posting singlish here will earn me being buried alive under a mountain of dictionaries, Oxford editions.

Psh, if it's whipped by a girl who can go out with me for two years and still find it funny when I make nonsensical nerd commentary... she's a keeper and I don't mind

You swing a exquisitely crafted draconic broadsword at a beatific cherub. You cut him with a light
wound.
You have scored an ANNIHILATINGLY POWERFUL CRITICAL hit!
A beatific cherub begins to yell for help.
The blade shears through a beatific cherub's body, coming clean through the other side with a
strangely quiet swish. He appears momentarily surprised, before his eyes glaze over in death and he
collapses to the ground.
You have slain a beatific cherub.

White fire blazes from the eyes of a beatific cherub and you erupt in white flame.

You swing a exquisitely crafted draconic broadsword at a beatific cherub. You cut him with a light
wound.
You have scored an ANNIHILATINGLY POWERFUL CRITICAL hit!
A beatific cherub begins to yell for help.
The blade shears through a beatific cherub's body, coming clean through the other side with a
strangely quiet swish. He appears momentarily surprised, before his eyes glaze over in death and he
collapses to the ground.
You have slain a beatific cherub.

You roll on the floor, laughing.

You have recovered balance on your left arm.
You have recovered balance on your right arm.

Grand Templar Nydekion, Knight of the Aegis has entered the area.
Excogitator Creslin, Protopresbyter of Japhiel has entered the area.

Ur'Tormentor Marcalo De'Unnero, The Scarecrow says, "Seriously ixion."

You swing a exquisitely crafted draconic broadsword at a beatific cherub. You cut him with a light
wound.
You have scored an ANNIHILATINGLY POWERFUL CRITICAL hit!
A beatific cherub begins to yell for help.
The blade shears through a beatific cherub's body, coming clean through the other side with a
strangely quiet swish. He appears momentarily surprised, before his eyes glaze over in death and he
collapses to the ground.
You have slain a beatific cherub.

You roll on the floor, laughing.
You roll on the floor, laughing.
You roll on the floor, laughing.
You roll on the floor, laughing.

You have recovered balance on your left arm.

Myrmidon Caedryn d'Iasani says, "Let us get a shot!"

Can't believe they got mad at me for not letting them get any hits in.. >.>

Edit: Sometimes I like math too much. At my current anni crit rate of 1.95928192138672%, the odds of three annis in a row is 7.5213e-6, or 0.0000075213 or 0.00075213% or 1 in every 132,955 three hit consecutive series.

Ialie Starfall, Rainbow Princess says, "I Wonder if the mommy merians tell
their children to either be good or Arix will come and make them into a fish
cake."

(The Daughters of Attai): Kharaen (from the Aetherways) says, "When are you guys getting engaged?"

(The Daughters of Attai): Gelo says, "Uh... back on toooopic. Interview."

(The Daughters of Attai): Kharaen (from the Aetherways) says, "Gelo, you're my servant. I'm ordering you to propose to Dylara."

Gelo tells you, "Stop ruining it! Im still planning."

Gelo tells you, "Aaaaacfccck!!!"

You tell Grumpy Old Druid Gelo, the Hartstone Hornstar, "..."

Gelo tells you, ". . ."

Gelo tells you, "You tell Hierophant Dylara, "Stop ruining it! Im still planning
the proposal." <-------You made me blow my plans ._."

...poor guy. : (

One wonders how you manage to roll on the floor laughing so many times in such quick succession. It must take a great deal of practice.

I love that, I have that as a skill in Impy now and that is just like the best thing evah! It has a mana drain there but so what. You specs should be more available to ummm Me.....

edit- oh yeah I forgot I can use them when I ask to borrow em from ya

It's late for him, so I understand mixing up the tells.

For once, it really isn't my fault! I blame Kharaen.

What's the point of having slaves and servants if you can't order them around!

Besides, Dy and Gelo blame your pookah.

My Pooka brought them TOGETHER! If it wasn't for me, they'd still be in the phase of passing letters around that say: 'Do you like me? Check yes or no.'

But that math isn't actually right, is it?--Critcal calculations, as far as I know, have no memory. Each hit is calculated on its own, without your last hit having any effect on it. Because of that, the chance to get an Anni crit is always 1.959%. Its like roulette. Even if you get black 100 times in a row, the chances of getting black on the next spin is the same as getting red, despite the lenghty series prior.

Yes, things will inevitably balance out, but the length of time before they do could be 132,955 hits, or 1,032,955 hits. There's no point at which things have to even out, so there's no way to create that sort of odds calculation.

Or is my memory of that sort of thing off? Its been a while.

That totally doesn't look like it took into account the previous hits. He was just stating that, on average, out of every 132,955 three-hit combos only one would contain three annihilating critical hits. Dice have no memory either, but that doesn't stop people from calculating the odds of dice rolls.

Please change that title, Gelo! I keep on reading it as Pornstar!