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Unknown2007-03-18 07:47:15
(12:28:10 AM) Shiri: You, no you can start at 15 if you make your character Roarkian 25.
(12:29:39 AM) Verithrax: Interesting.
(12:29:53 AM) Verithrax: Very useful piece of information if you want to get in on the in-game underage hooker trade.
(12:31:56 AM) Verithrax: Okay, I get it.
(12:31:59 AM) Verithrax: No more underage hooker jokes.
(12:32:25 AM) Seraphi: lol
(12:32:34 AM) Seraphi: i actually new that.. but not really
(12:32:54 AM) Seraphi: does it just have it as an option, or do you get assigned it automatically on that day
(12:33:41 AM) Verithrax: You get it automatically; you also come into the game with special ho clothes instead of noob rags, and are assigned into the ubersekret ring of prostitution that *really* runs all of Lusternia's organisations.
(12:33:53 AM) Seraphi: mmmmmmmm
(12:34:04 AM) Seraphi: i should make various alts on that day, because it is coming up soon
(12:34:35 AM) Seraphi: then i can multilogin and sell my new hoes to the expectant perverts that frequent the game...
(12:34:40 AM) Seraphi: i could make millions!
(12:35:18 AM) Verithrax: Sorry, but Roark is a figging mean pimp.
(12:35:27 AM) Verithrax: He don't let his hoes multiplay.
(12:35:56 AM) Seraphi: i could pull it off *shifty eyes* i'll sell him a couple of the younger female elfens.. i think he'd like that *evilgrin*
(12:36:59 AM) Seraphi: or would he prefer furrikins?
(12:37:16 AM) Seraphi: its not too hard to emulate their mating call
(12:39:41 AM) Verithrax: Actually, male faelings are in higher demand than anything right now. Sorry.
(12:45:21 AM) Verithrax: I was gonna follow that up with a Narsollodan joke, btw.

Meh. I thought it was pretty damn funny when the conversation happened. The whole thing is just poking fun, we promise.
Shiri2007-03-18 09:04:08
(12:28:10 AM) Shiri: You, no you can start at 15 if you make your character Roarkian 25.

Wtf happened there? :blink:
Ashteru2007-03-18 17:43:40
You take and tradein a changeling cameo, receiving 666 Bound Credits in preparation for a later purchase.


An era ended! Now's the time for a new one! Ash, the Tae'dae 4 lyfe.
Unknown2007-03-18 17:48:10
2007/03/18 05:22:39 - Bilbobaggins stepped out of the Portal of Fate as a
citizen.
2007/03/18 05:24:54 - Bilbobaggins is now known as Sammwise.
2007/03/18 05:26:03 - Sammwise is now known as Deez.

He didn't even spell Samwise right.
Unknown2007-03-18 21:46:29

(Nihilists): Supreme Master Luciphage says, "Nihilists! Bring me a hairbrush
immediately!"

Funniest thing I've heard in ages.
Shyshaeia2007-03-18 21:55:55


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1729 Public Saran Perceptions
1730 Public Nihmriel Mortal Races: Creation, Biostructure
1796 Public* Elostian Thoughts on the Enigma
1878 Public Saaga A small discourse on Ethics
1903 Public Neerth The Enigma's Assumption
1919 Public Nihmriel Experiments with Crystal
1924 Public Aiakon The Collected Essays of Aiakon d'Mura
1925 Public Aiakon The Collected Essays of Aiakon d'Mura
1947 Public Aiakon A Guide to Lord Elostian
1975 Public Arel Conflict: Crystal and Flame
2002 Public Vionne Sentience, Humanity and Divinity
2061 Public Genevieve On Kethuru and Astral
2065 Public Lysandus About Life
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2066 Public Rena Worldly Virtues
2067 Public Neerth Sermon on Egoistic Practice and Propr
2068 Public Neerth Cipher: a Gaudiguchian game
2069 Public Neerth Lord Japhiel's Doctrine
2098 Public Vionne The Questions of a Human Youth
2099 Public Vionne An Investigation of the Taint
2100 Public Vionne The Scroll of Songs
2101 Public Vionne Symbols: Black and White
2103 Public Nirrti On Ritual and Ceremony
2104 Public Saaga Becoming You
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3796h, 3796m, 3112e, 10p ex-

honors aiakon
Father Aiakon, Crimson Prelate (Male Human).
He is 64 years old, having been born on the 17th of Estar, 107 years after the
Coming of Estarra.
He is ranked 18th in Lusternia.
He is the 1st ranked combatant with a rating of 259.
He has triumphed 1 time in the combat rankings.
He is an extremely credible character.
He holds the position of a Deathguard in the ur'Guard.
He is an Astral Traveller in the Fellowship of Explorers.
He is a member of the clan called 'Disciples of Klangratch.'
He is a member of the clan called 'House d'Murani.'
He is a member of the clan called 'The Barracks.'
He is a member of the clan called 'The Tharedian Forge.'
He is a mentor and able to take on proteges.
His motto: 'Oderint Dum Metuant.'
He is accounted Narrator among literary writers.
He is accounted Bachelor of Science among scholars.
He is considered to be approximately 205% of your might.
He has taken the hand of Aabtria d'Murani in marriage.
He is a first generation member of the d'Murani family.
See HONOURS FULL AIAKON for a complete honours list.

(Order): Elostian says, "You may want to read that one, we can discuss it later."



(Order): You say, "You mean 'A Guide to Lord Elostain'?"

(Order): Elostian says, "Yes."

Lord Elostian can read minds!
Unknown2007-03-18 22:27:20
Marani Veloske shouts, "I will bring Shallamar into existance with my last breathe, if needs be!"

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EDIT: Don't ninja-edit my post without saying why. It's bad forum etiquette. I've reverted it to its proper state. >: (
Ayridion2007-03-18 22:29:43
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Unknown2007-03-19 01:00:19
(Market): Kharaen says, "Vials of wine and tea, some enchantments and pipes,
refills galore at the Attai aethershop! WARES (item) and ad 8!"

ad 8
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Poster: Kharaen
Price: -

Brief:
attai

Description:
*blah blah blah stuff they sell here, rules and stuff*
Celest, for being douchbags, will be received most
discourteously.
Reiha2007-03-19 01:25:34
roflmao.gif

And that's why I love Kharaen wub.gif
Ashteru2007-03-19 01:38:53
Someguy says:
Well, if I someday have excess creds
Someguy says:
I'm transing jewelry
Someguy says:
LOL LOOK AT MY JEWEL WHILE I RAPE YOUR FACE WITH AN AXE
Kharaen2007-03-19 01:48:25
You have emoted: Kharaen brings out the whip. You notice some new bloodstains on
it.
4356h, 2511m, 3186e, 7p, 20680en, 13660w elr-
You have recovered balance on all limbs.
4356h, 2511m, 3186e, 7p, 20680en, 13660w elrx-
"Erk!" Nerra says to you with a grimace.
4356h, 2511m, 3186e, 7p, 20680en, 13660w elrx-
Nerra Natsurei says, "I gotta run."
4356h, 2511m, 3186e, 7p, 20680en, 13660w elrx-
Nerra Natsurei says, "Something came up."
4356h, 2511m, 3186e, 7p, 20680en, 13660w elrx-wry

A wry smile spreads across your face.
4356h, 2511m, 3186e, 7p, 20680en, 13660w elrx-
Nerra leaves to the ether.

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Arix2007-03-19 23:11:49
(Watchers of the Hunt): Krellan says, "Umm will you just mount Lord Charune
sometime and joust me?"
(Watchers of the Hunt): You say, "No mounting the Divine."
(Watchers of the Hunt): Charune says, "I am picky about who mounts Me."
(Watchers of the Hunt): Kalodan says, "Holding tongue holding tongue holding
tongue holding tongue holding tongue."
(Watchers of the Hunt): Aesyra says, "Have.. to.. NOT.. say.. anything."
(Watchers of the Hunt): You say, "I think that's why Krellan prefers the
virgins, they aren't as picky."
Diamondais2007-03-19 23:16:33
That must have been hard for some of them. There were funny parts way before that, where two people got zapped but that happened on the TMC.
Charune2007-03-19 23:57:53
Right, it is time to start instituting regular beatings for my Order...
Ixion2007-03-20 00:03:45
(Grunts): Zemire (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "How do I get to the city portals?"

(Grunts): Aiakon (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "From the Megalith, south, south east and
in."

(Grunts): Zemire (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Thank you, ma'am."

laugh.gif karmic justice for the female ur'guard who train.
Nico2007-03-20 02:03:31
A phantasm in the likeness of a trained rockeater swirls into existence before
you, shimmering slightly before it dives directly into your body, and with a
sinking horror you realise the phantom is in control of your actions.
You yell, "Look at me! I'm a fairy!"
6596h, 2848m, 4041e, 10p, 21715en, 20410w elrxk<>-



Fear the wrath of the divine sad.gif
Isluna2007-03-20 03:09:08
QUOTE(Nico @ Mar 19 2007, 07:03 PM) 391922
A phantasm in the likeness of a trained rockeater swirls into existence before
you, shimmering slightly before it dives directly into your body, and with a
sinking horror you realise the phantom is in control of your actions.
You yell, "Look at me! I'm a fairy!"
6596h, 2848m, 4041e, 10p, 21715en, 20410w elrxk<>-
Fear the wrath of the divine sad.gif



laughing1.gif Thats what Isluna missed...
Reiha2007-03-20 04:29:54
While picking his nose with a severed finger, Kalas Ildaudid says, "Bah!"

You continue enchanting an energy cube, which pulsates with an inner light.

Archlich Haiden, Death Marshal of the Wrath says, "..."

You say, "..."
Unknown2007-03-20 05:38:30


Archlich Haiden, Death Marshal of the Wrath says, "That's how you do it, dumb
dumb."
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With a look of agony on her face, Rideta manages to writhe herself free of that
which impaled her.
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Haiden cuffs Rideta upside her head.
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Rideta Feyranti, of the Gaping Maw says, "Psh."
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Rideta Feyranti, of the Gaping Maw says, "I need drama."
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Rideta Feyranti, of the Gaping Maw says, "I need suspense!"
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Rideta glances askance.
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Archlich Haiden, Death Marshal of the Wrath says to Rideta, "Your drama and
suspense puts people to sleep."
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Rideta gibbers gleefully at the ground.
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Haiden cuffs Rideta upside her head.
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Your exhausted mind can stay awake no longer, and you fall into a deep sleep.
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Haiden rolls on the floor, laughing.