Quotes 3

by Charune

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Unknown2007-03-20 12:17:12
My first conversation with the new guildmaster:

QUOTE
Raan tells you, "Have you read latest news?"
4590h, 2772m, 3186e, 10p, 20750en, 13210w ex-reply which section?
You tell Raan Mes'ard-Lycaon, "Phicch sEc *hic* tttion?"
4590h, 2772m, 3186e, 10p, 20760en, 13216w ex-tell raan oops, sorry
You tell Raan Mes'ard-Lycaon, "Oops, *hic* , soprry."
4590h, 2772m, 3186e, 10p, 20820en, 13246w ex-
Raan tells you, "No worries. Let me know when your sober -sparkle-."
Clise2007-03-20 13:46:07

(Bellator Societas): Ashteru (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "And if
anyone tells that to Daev."
(Bellator Societas): Ashteru (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I am going
to get you."
(Bellator Societas): You say, "Consider it done."
(Bellator Societas): Ashteru (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "..."
(Bellator Societas): You say, "Going to post in quotes."
(Bellator Societas): Ashteru (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "If you do
that, I'll fly to you and kill you."
(Bellator Societas): Ashteru (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "With a
pencil."
(Bellator Societas): You say, "I call your bluff."
(Bellator Societas): You say, "My finger is poised over the post key now Ash."
(Bellator Societas): Ashteru (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Please
don't."
(Bellator Societas): Ashteru (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "*beg*."
Charune2007-03-20 14:07:52
Poor Dylara...

(Watchers of the Hunt): Kalodan says, "Nature is what was created by Dylara, on the Prime Material Plane."

(Watchers of the Hunt): You say, "Dylara is talented!"

(Watchers of the Hunt): Kalodan says, "Dynara."

(Watchers of the Hunt): Kalodan says, "BAH."

(Watchers of the Hunt): Dylara says, "I know you like to believe it, but I really didn't create it!"

(Watchers of the Hunt): Aesyra says, "Haha."

(Watchers of the Hunt): Kalodan says, "The woman spends so much time chewing on my ear, she's stuck in my mind."

(Watchers of the Hunt): You say, "Perhaps I should have the Eye of Dylara instead!"

(Watchers of the Hunt): Dylara says, "I think it's rather the opposite really, except..oi."

(Watchers of the Hunt): Kalodan says, "You're welcome to it!"

(Watchers of the Hunt): Kalodan says, "In fact, I'll fetch it for you."
Diamondais2007-03-20 14:34:48
My signature at least grows!
Tael2007-03-20 15:35:30
QUOTE(diamondais @ Mar 20 2007, 09:34 AM) 391987
My signature at least grows!


Mm. Yes. But all the reason for me to hire a Blacktalon to get Dylara's eye for Charune... evil.gif
Arix2007-03-20 16:17:12
Ialie tells you, "((Five dollars suckie suckie))"
also, an excerpt from Charune post 72, and the discussion that followed

QUOTE(Charune @ post 72)
Since Nature comes from Beings of a Higher Power, what makes the
Taint/Light/Wyrd unnatural?

Nature was, in some sense, an accident - it was created in it's most
basic form by Dylara, when She created and designed the First World


followed by

(Watchers of the Hunt): You say, "Oh dear."
(Watchers of the Hunt): You say, "Hehe."
(Watchers of the Hunt): You say, "Read post 72."
(Watchers of the Hunt): Iasmos says, "Such verbiage."
(Watchers of the Hunt): You say, "Second question."
(Watchers of the Hunt): You say, "Read where it says who created nature."
(Watchers of the Hunt): Kalodan says, "It says Dynara."
(Watchers of the Hunt): Kalodan says, "Wait, second."
(Watchers of the Hunt): Kalodan says, "DAMNIT."
(Watchers of the Hunt): Kalodan says, "I THOUGHT I GOT ALL THE DYLARAS OUT."
(Watchers of the Hunt): Kalodan says, "I'm going to kill the Heirophant."

and also
Faethyr: Dylara's sig is NOT going to stop growing.
Faethyr: And I blame Kalo.
Kharaen2007-03-20 17:07:26
These conversations almost tempt me to join an order. Save the only Gods I could see Kharaen worship would be Viravain or Fain :/
Diamondais2007-03-20 17:22:43
Stop tormenting me while I sleep. crying.gif
Diamondais2007-03-20 17:40:06
QUOTE(diamondais @ Mar 20 2007, 12:22 PM) 392006
Stop tormenting me while I sleep. crying.gif

Adding to this:

The rapid drum of galloping hooves and the bellowing call of the Hunter's Horn announce the blurred arrival of Charune as He thunders into view.
You curtsey respectfully before Charune.
You say, "This isn't about eyes is it?"
Charune, the Horned One places a large finger under your chin and tilts your head upwards. Gazing into your eyes He ponders a moment.
Defensively raising your hands, you back away from this predicament slowly.
The corners of Charune's mouth turn up as He grins mischievously.
Charune, the Horned One smiles with a wink and says to you, "As pretty as they are, I think I will let you keep them."
You wipe the back of your hand across your brow in relief.
Charune reaches over and ruffles your hair with a fond expression.

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Diamondais2007-03-20 18:48:30
I was told to quote this one, hopefully it's the last of the Eye of Dylara bit.

A flicker of white flames falls down from above to fill the air with its gentle warmth.
Spiralling downwards to flicker around you, a divine presence begins to permeate the air.
The flames suddenly burst into an explosion of pearlescent lights that flare around you, leaving you blind and stumbling for vision.
In a display of gore, one of your eyes pulls itself painlessly free of its socket and plops to the floor.
"Eep!", you scream in fright.
Beithe peers at you unscrupulously.
Druid Arix Carthan, Hart's Glory says, "Keeping an e ye on things?"
You say, "Very.. funny."
Druid Arix Carthan, Hart's Glory says, "Look!"
Druid Arix Carthan, Hart's Glory says, "I have my eye on you."
You sway back and forth.
A sense of euphoria fills you, and you feel your eye rematerialising in your socket, fibre by fibre.
(Watchers of the Hunt): Tael says, "Heeey. I thought we weren't stealing Dyl's eyes."
Arix begins to wield the eye of Dylara in his right hand.
Pristine flames circle lazily through the area before coalescing into words in the air that read, "Thank you."
Someone powerful strokes the eye of Dylara tenderly.
You whimper like a wounded puppy.
Inefficient Beithe, Adherent of the Mother says, "Alright... what was that?"
Moonstruck Kielo, Adherent of the Crone says, "Someone being mischievous?"
(Watchers of the Hunt): You say, "Someone flamely stole my eye.."
Pristine flames circle lazily through the area before coalescing into words in the air that read, "Don't think you can steal eyes that I work hard to get, Arix."
"Tsk, tsk," someone powerful says to Arix as He waggles a finger at him.
You say, "You know."
ou say, "It really wont do anything."
Pristine flames circle lazily through the area before coalescing into words in the air that read, "We shall see."
Throwing His hands in the air, someone powerful tosses His head back and laughs sadistically.
You peer about yourself unscrupulously.
Druid Arix Carthan, Hart's Glory says, "Such a strange person."
The flames in the air flicker and fade, leaving the lingering sound of amused laughter.
You twitch spasmodically.
Moonstruck Kielo, Adherent of the Crone says, "That was bizarre,."
You say, "Painful too."
Kielo wraps a comforting arm around you.
Pristine flames circle lazily through the area before coalescing into words in the air that read, "Now now, I made quite sure it was not painful. Stop exaggerating!"
You say, "Well, painful more so in the fact I'm losing my eye more than anything."
Druid Arix Carthan, Hart's Glory says, "Gods are weird."
Ayridion, the White Flame has bestowed His divine favour upon you. It will last for 1 days.
Unknown2007-03-20 21:55:59
You recall that Luciden told you:
"Heh, they aren't, but you were faster than my ex husband."
Hazar2007-03-21 05:15:46
Mhume tells you, "Thought you were going for another eye. Decided to run."

Later:
Viravain, Mistress of the Webs says, "There are only two."
3140h, 3425m, 3566e, 10p, 14600en, 14600w elrxk-
Viravain, Mistress of the Webs says, "A male and a female."
3140h, 3425m, 3566e, 10p, 14600en, 14600w elrxk-
You say, "Perhaps I should go keep them from more mischief..."
3140h, 3425m, 3566e, 10p, 14600en, 14600w elrxk-
Druid Mhume of the Rowan says, "Let Arel handle it."
3140h, 3425m, 3566e, 10p, 14600en, 14600w elrxk-
Viravain, Mistress of the Webs says, "Arel is attempting to find them so that the spiders and harpies do not choke on them."
3140h, 3425m, 3566e, 10p, 14600en, 14600w elrxk-
You scent at the air, your skilled nose picking up the faint traces of others in the surrounding area.
You make out the scent of Mhume coming from before the Master Ravenwood Tree.
You make out the scent of Arel coming from through the rapids.
You make out the scent of Valarien coming from feeding grounds.
3140h, 3425m, 3566e, 10p, 14590en, 14600w elrxk-
Viravain, Mistress of the Webs says, "I think he's more worried about the shards than the spiders."
Reiha2007-03-21 06:15:18
You say, "Airees needs his cube recharged."

You say, "You two can talk shop while I enchant."

Kalas Ildaudid says, "Ok I need to go hunting with him anyways,."

You tell Airees Valentine, "Come on over."

Kalas Ildaudid says, "He wants me to take him to astral."

You tell Airees Valentine, "And then you two can go hunting and have a guy's night out."

You nod your head emphatically.

You say, "He should be on his way."

Airees tells you, "Aww thanks I will make his censor.gif feel loved."

You tell Airees Valentine, "...."

Airees tells you, "HA."
Unknown2007-03-21 06:38:58
your just jealous he likes me more than you!
Ixion2007-03-21 10:34:11
laugh.gif at I believe it was Ayridion who controlled the hamster just a moment ago. Thanks for the fun!
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(in a manse)

A long haired hamster descends, resting on a golden disc of pure light.

A long haired hamster says, "Squeak squeak."

A small ball of fluff disappears to the south, looking a little like a long haired hamster.

A fluffy white hamster scurries in from the south.

A long haired hamster descends, resting on a golden disc of pure light.

A long haired hamster squeaks in fright at you.

This hamster has long fur, making him appear like a small ball of fluff, scurrying around madly.
A long haired hamster appears to lack strength.
He weighs 3 ounce(s).
You see nothing in it.

You stroke a long haired hamster tenderly.

You lick a long haired hamster.

A long haired hamster yells, "Nooooo..."

You yell, "Yessss!"

You chuckle long and heartily.

You say, "Very funny."

A long haired hamster yells, "Leave me be! Squeak squeak!"

You yell, "Never! How'd you get in here anyway? Squeak squeak?"

A long haired hamster yells, "Squeak! Squeaker squeak!"

You yell, "Squeakity squeak squeakest squeak."

A long haired hamster pounces upon you, gnawing upon you hungrily.

Your eyes sparkle with amusement.

A long haired hamster tells you, "Squeak."

You drop a long haired hamster.

A long haired hamster squeals in excitement.

You say to a long haired hamster, "Exactly."

You say to a long haired hamster, "Where are your orange friends, squeak?"

A long haired hamster yells, "Squeaker! Squeak squeaky squawk!"

You yell, "Squawk? I think you've been around too many pelicans."

Sadly, A long haired hamster says, "Sqwuaa..."

You point an unadorned darksteel rapier at a long haired hamster.

A long haired hamster squeaks in fright.

You roll on the floor, laughing.

You attempt to sit on a long haired hamster, but you miss and land with a bump.

A long haired hamster suddenly lunges forward with a growl and sinks his teeth firmly into you.

You hop up and down on a long haired hamster's foot.

A long haired hamster breaks down and sobs uncontrollably.

You yell, "Aww, poor hammy, don't sob."

You yell, "I'm used to Squibbles, he likes it rough."

You see a long haired hamster yell, "Sqqquuueeaaak! Squeak-good-squeak-byeeee."

You yell, "Bye!"
Gelo2007-03-21 14:02:20
(Serenwilde): Arix says, "Run away, the sky is full of exploding balls!"
Kharaen2007-03-21 23:33:46
If anyone was ever curious about what's in the Attai stockroom:

QUOTE
A room cluttered with an odd assembly of goods.
A plain wooden chest sits in the corner. A golden shield has been abandoned
here. There are 2 elegant scimitars here. There are 16 ravenwood keg with a
golden spouts here. There are 14 mutilated legs here. There are 4 bloody ears
here. There are 2 sketches of grodak here. There are 3 moulded war hammers here.
There are 60 blank sketches here. There are 11 bright yellow roses here. There
are 45 blank figurines here. An unfortunate wooden lute has been left here in
the dust. There are 7 cool tulips of dusk here. There are 3 leather skullcaps
here. A figurine of a fearsome wyvern stands here, memorializing his noble
spirit. There are 6 sketches of Kittari here. There are 15 paint palettes here.
There are 3 carved boxes of darkwood here. There are 20 delicate ires here.
There are 4 blank canvas here. There are 7 twilight blue roses here. There are 7
striped orchids here. There are 3 sketches of Kharaen here. There are 8 yellow
lilies here. There are 4 thick cloaks of forestal hues here. There are 3 aslaran
tribal rapiers here. There are 5 close-fitting collars of heavy golden links
here. There are 8 midnight black roses here. A slim anklet with silver bells
attached lies forgotten here. A figurine of Kharaen stands here, memorializing
her noble spirit. A lightning etched scabbard rests here. A figurine of an
emaciated virgin stands here, memorializing her noble spirit. There are 5
ravenwood picnic baskets here. There are 4 spiked leather chokers here. There
are 28 vibrant sunflowers here. There are 3 sketches of hydrian (dead) here.
There are 7 pine coloured ranger's cloaks here. There are 6 Scrolls of
Disruption here. A figurine of a silvery unicorn stands here, memorializing his
noble spirit. There are 6 sketches of Shishi here. A figurine of a fierce
timberwolf stands here, memorializing his noble spirit. There are 3 wooden kegs
here. There are 14 brilliant white roses here. There are 7 elegant white letters
here. An onyx crown lies here forgotten. There are 4 sketches of creature here.
A diamond charm bracelet has been discarded here. There are 6 warm tulips of
dawn here. There are 4 purple tulips here. There are 3 skeletal necklaces here.
There are 8 tiger lilies here. A crown made of tiny daggers lies on the ground
here. There are 5 flower shaped pipes here. There are 2 violas here. There are 9
bunches of yellow freesias here. There are 10 clusters of snapdragons here.
There are 9 entrancing red roses here. There are 100 blank rune stones here.
There are 8 elegant pink roses here. A demonic lyre has been abandoned here, its
cruel edges glinting wickedly in the light. There are 16 iridescent spores here.
There are 5 simple picnic baskets here. There are 3 sweeping crimson cloaks
here. A figurine of the White Hart stands here, memorializing his noble spirit.
A fragile oak lute has been left here underfoot. A sturdy looking scabbard
studded with iron is here. There are 2 sketches of hynx here. There are 4
braided slave collar with onyxes here. A small pile of brown cloth lies here,
vaguely resembling a shirt. There are 6 wooden scabbards here. There are 4
lute-shaped baskets here. There are 7 pink carnations here. There are 6 sketches
of pyrinne (dead) here. A slim bracelet with silver bells attached lies
forgotten here. Left behind, a set of deep green greatrobes rest in a heap of
soft cloth. There is a small group of bluetints here. There is a small group of
purpletints here. A mahogany lyre has been abandoned here, carven vines entwined
around its frame. A sea-blue viola painted with a seascape rests here. A neatly
packed tent has been discarded here. There are 2 brushed silver boxes here. A
mandolin has been carelessly discarded here, dust blemishing its polished
surfaces. There are 2 braided silk and emerald chokers here. A sturdy mandolin
lies here, decorated with intricate patterns. There are 3 sketches of
manifestation here. A leather bracelet rests here forlornly. There are 2 energy
cubes here. A silver crown with star-shaped gems has been left here forgotten. A
battle-ready shoulder scabbard lies here. There are 190 turquoise pieces in 19
groups here. A mahogany lute has been abandoned here, its beads and charms lying
at rest on the ground. There are 2 folded-up tents here. A beautiful chain of
silver lies here, gathering dust. An obsidian eye sigil is here. There are 2
satin tiara adorned with pink sapphires here. There are 2 sketches of elemental
here. There are 5 black lotus pipes here. There are 3 sketches of serpent here.
There are 2 sketches of mordrath here. There are 10 glowing powerstones here.
There are 5 sturdy steel pipes here. A set of ephemeral silvery robes lie here
like a wisp of fog. A tiny piece of bright cloth lies here, its accents
glistening. A pair of sapphire shoes has been left here. A shirt of forest green
has been left on the ground here. A figurine of a magnificent dragon wyrmling
stands here, memorializing his noble spirit. A group of greentints lies here in
a pile. A sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground.
A gruesome scalp lies decomposing on the ground. A dark red blouse lies here.
There are 4 Scrolls of Curses here. A pair of black boots lie discarded here.
There are 4 dusky rose-pink pearl necklaces here. There are 3 coral and
turquoise beaded necklaces here. There are 7 wicker baskets here. There are 2
gift boxes here. There are 60 emeralds in 6 groups here. There are 5 gnarled
root pipes here. There are 60 garnets in 6 groups here. A pair of leather boots
lies here forgotten. There are 6 etched silver pipes here. There are 2 rune
laden jewelry boxes here. There are 5 pipe resembling a nautilus shells here.
There are 5 snake-shaped pipes here. Carelessly forgotten here is a delicate
tiara of blues and purples. A bulging, rolled tent rests here, awaiting to be
pitched. Lying amongst the dust and dirt is a lyre reminiscent of twilight.
Stylish thigh high boots have been abandoned here. There are 30 pearls in 3
groups here. There are 4 ebony wolf pipes here. There are 5 smooth darkwood
pipes here. There are 2 purple and green riddle boxes here. There are 5 iron
pipes here. There are 2 snowy bear pipes here. There are 30 beryl gems in 3
groups here. There are 5 hunting horn pipes here. A small, bundled tent rests
here, waiting to be pitched. There are 2 mysterious steel boxes here. A skull
with metal horns lies here looking as if it is decaying. There are 2 dark purple
lace panties here. Abandoned, a pair of greenish boots have been left here in a
limp pile. There are 100 blank tarot cards here. There are 3 sketches of raven
here. There are 2 bottles here. There are 6 vegetable fried rices here. Lying
flat on the ground is a key-shaped sigil. There are 14 divinely wrapped presents
here. A pair of brown leather shoes, ideal for treading the woodlands, has been
left on the ground here. An elegant pair of boots sits here. There are 2 pairs
of elegant red high-heeled shoes here. There are 2 leather tent casings here.
There are 3 silver necklaces of dangling spiders here. There are 2 onyx spider
necklaces here. A drab coat of patchwork has been left here. Black as void, a
cloak lies here in a shapeless pile. There are 5 sky blue coats here. There are
3 long black spiderweb cloaks here. Twisted black and red great robes lie on the
floor here. Gossamer-thin black robes have been discarded here with little
thought. There are 3 sketches of Avechna here. A silver anklet lies here. A
fragile silver bracelet lies here, carelessly cast aside. A silver bracelet lies
here forgotten. A large glittering sapphire necklace lies here. A golden
piercing needle lies here. A glittering unicorn-horn needle lies forgotten here.
A thin diamond needle has been discarded here. There are 9 emerald vials here.
There are 53 bloodstone vials here. There are 8 opal vials here. There are 12
ruby vials here. There are 12 garnet vials here. There are 4 turquoise vials
here. There are 22 pearl vials here. There are 9 sapphire vials here. There are
5 onyx vials here. There are 21 coral vials here. There are 5 jade vials here.
There are 10 moonstone vials here. A beryl vial glitters on the ground. There
are 130 colewort leaves in 13 groups here. There are 590 chervil sprigs in 59
groups here. There are 310 sage branches in 31 groups here. There are 451
coltsfoot plugs in 46 groups here. There are 1707 marjoram sprigs in 171 groups
here. There are 400 bunches of flax in 40 groups here. There are 400 arnica buds
in 40 groups here. There are 350 weed sprigs in 35 groups here. There are 40
wormwoods in 4 groups here. There is a small group of faeleaf stalks here. A
sketch of a gorgeous undead beauty has been thrown on the ground here. There are
10 onyx rings of black roses here. There are 4 turquoise rosebud rings here.
There are 10 light blue coral rings here. There are 3 alligator tooth rings
here. A ring of fire opal catches your eye. There are 5 yellow bone ring with a
web-covered bloodstones here. A wooden ring lies here forgotten. A simple ring
of amethyst lies here, forgotten. There are 5 silver skeletal fist rings here.
The decapitated head of Narsrim has been carelessly tossed aside. A hunting
trophy bearing Ceren's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a
skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Dregar's head is here, a grisly
reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. The decapitated head of Jelaludin
has been carelessly tossed aside. The decapitated head of Nadjia has been
carelessly tossed aside. The decapitated head of Ashteru has been carelessly
tossed aside. A hunting trophy bearing Anisu's head is here, a grisly reminder
of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Talkan's head is
here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. The decapitated head
of Nerra has been carelessly tossed aside. A hunting trophy bearing Nico's head
is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A platinum and
garnet ring has been lost here. A wooden spike has been left here. A wooden
spike has been left here. A wooden spike has been left here. A wooden spike has
been left here. A wooden spike has been left here. A wooden spike has been left
here. A wooden spike has been left here. A wooden spike has been left here. A
wooden spike has been left here. A wooden spike has been left here. A wooden
spike has been left here. A wooden spike has been left here. A wooden spike has
been left here. A wooden spike has been left here. A wooden spike has been left
here. A wooden spike has been left here. A wooden spike has been left here. A
wooden spike has been left here. A wooden spike has been left here. A wooden
spike has been left here. The decapitated head of Leira has been carelessly
tossed aside. The decapitated head of Leira has been carelessly tossed aside.
The decapitated head of Karrack has been carelessly tossed aside. Radiating an
aura of immense wealth, a massive pile of golden sovereigns is heaped upon the
ground.
You see a single exit leading up (closed door).


I didn't kill those people, Ixion did.
Diamondais2007-03-21 23:35:14
crying.gif Nooo! It's found a way to haunt me outside of the game.
Kharaen2007-03-21 23:36:15
QUOTE(diamondais @ Mar 21 2007, 07:35 PM) 392267
crying.gif Nooo! It's found a way to haunt me outside of the game.


:cackle:
Unknown2007-03-22 02:59:41
(Watchers of the Hunt): Charune says, "The name "trebble" reminds me of "the
trouble with tribbles"."

Was a mischan, btw tongue.gif