Still can't believe I brainbashed you and you lived

well, he IS a god, you know

OMG dont scry my mom!! wow!!

You gaze into a seeing stone.
A storeroom.
This storeroom is completely empty, long years of disuse have left their mark in the form of heavy layers of dust and dirt, and it is surprising that the room hasn't simply collapsed in on itself after such neglect. A glass broadsword lies here, in
danger of being broken. A dagger has been dropped here, patterned blade glinting faintly. A warrior's iron greatsword has been left behind here, waiting for the next battle. There are 2 bladed scimitar resembling flames here. There are 2 loboshigaru
rapiers here. Someone has left a knight's lance here. A hunting trophy bearing Mitch's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. Dark as the midnight sky, a morning star has been abandoned here. There are 24 iridescent spores
here. A morningstar featuring spiralled platinum spikes lies here. A hunting trophy bearing Geb's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A tiny piece of bright cloth lies here, its accents glistening. A hunting trophy
bearing Revan's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. There are 90 master's paint palettes here. There are 2 baleful rapiers of darkened steel here. A hunting trophy bearing Simimi's head is here, a grisly reminder of the
power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Malicia's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Yeshaya's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. There are 30 lagu
runes here. A hunting trophy bearing Forren's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A bone fetish lies on the ground, devoid of life. A hunting trophy bearing Empe's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a
skillful hunter. There are 18 coral vials here. A hunting trophy bearing Urazial's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Forren's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter.
There are 2 broadsword with flame etchings here. A hunting trophy bearing Alodia's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. There are 10 garnet vials here. A hunting trophy bearing Laxinova's head is here, a grisly reminder
of the power of a skillful hunter. There are 11 diamond vials here. A hunting trophy bearing Malicia's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Narses's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power
of a skillful hunter. A beautiful basket rests here, its blanket spilling leisurely over the sides. There are 3 onyx vials here. A hunting trophy bearing Shamarah's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy
bearing Neerth's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Kaalak's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Shorlen's head is here, a grisly
reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Talkan's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Shaeden's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A
hunting trophy bearing Kelly's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. There are 3 energy cubes here. A hunting trophy bearing Talkan's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy
bearing Forren's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. There are 15 beryl vials here. There are 7 bloody ears here. A hunting trophy bearing Faragan's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter.
There are 3 moonstone vials here. A hunting trophy bearing Ceren's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Barendur's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. There are 31
firmly packed snowballs here. A hunting trophy bearing Rayner's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A philosopher's stone rests on the ground, gleaming with power. A hunting trophy bearing Dysolis's head is here, a
grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Garick's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. There are 17 amethyst vials here. A hunting trophy bearing Dysolis's head is here, a grisly
reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. There are 4 fist-shaped sigils here. A hunting trophy bearing Kelly's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Narsrim's head is here, a grisly reminder of
the power of a skillful hunter. There are 8 ruby vials here. A hunting trophy bearing Talkan's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Talkan's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a
skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Livictus's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Fionn's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing
Neerth's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Doman's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. There are 2 key-shaped sigils here. A hunting trophy bearing Dysolis's
head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Methron's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Shamarah's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power
of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Doman's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. Tarnishing the ground, a black rapier lies here. There are 25 opal vials here. A hunting trophy bearing Shaeden's head is here,
a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Geb's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Aeralin's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful
hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Dysolis's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Garick's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A long dagger has been discarded here.
A bra of dark blue lace has been dropped here. A hunting trophy bearing Shaeden's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Livictus's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful
hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Niente's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Caedryn's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Malarious's
head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Livictus's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A mask of dappled green stone sits here, staring blankly. A delicate
dreamcatcher has been carelessly discarded here. A hunting trophy bearing Laxinova's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Forren's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful
hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Kram's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Kyrog's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Geb's head is
here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Armand's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Raflein's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a
skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Catarin's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Empe's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A pair of leather bracers
gathers dust on the ground here. A hunting trophy bearing Tamri's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Snaithy's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. There are 7
emerald vials here. A hunting trophy bearing Anaria's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A group of faeleaf stalks lies here in a pile. A leather vest lies on the ground here. A hunting trophy bearing Forren's head is
here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. There are 2 rad runes here. A hunting trophy bearing Livictus's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. There are 2 ravenwood keg with a golden spouts here. There
are 29 gyfu runes here. There are 4 turquoise vials here. There are 20 wooden kegs here. A hunting trophy bearing Gandal's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Nessa's head is here, a grisly
reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Ceren's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A green silk bra has been discarded here. A hunting trophy bearing Shamarah's head is here, a grisly
reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Alec's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. Surrounded by a seething aura of utter damnation, a symbol of domination draws the eye. A packet of spices
is laying on the ground. A hunting trophy bearing Doman's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Alodia's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. There are 2 twilight
blue roses here. A hunting trophy bearing Kelly's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A small black dagger has been left here. A hunting trophy bearing Afollia's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a
skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Shorlen's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Caedryn's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing
Mitch's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. Radiating a malevolent presence, a cloak of crow feathers has been tossed to the ground here. A hunting trophy bearing Vesar's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of
a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Kelly's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A crude emerald wand lies here forgotten. A pair of leather leggings is here. A leather skullcap has been left here. There are 3
elongated skeletal wands here. A hunting trophy bearing Ciaran's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Seria's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy
bearing Acrune's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. There are 6 bloodstone vials here. A shirt of dark moss-green hue is here. A hunting trophy bearing Grom's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful
hunter. There are 21 flame-shaped sigils here. There are 2 tiger lilies here. A hunting trophy bearing Forren's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Yini's head is here, a grisly reminder of the
power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Shaeden's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. There are 28 eh runes here. A hunting trophy bearing Shamarah's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a
skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Shamarah's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Ixion's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. An unfortunate wooden lute has
been left here in the dust. A hunting trophy bearing Dysolis's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Kyrog's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy
bearing Talkan's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Ciaran's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. There are 29 ansuz runes here. A hunting trophy bearing Forren's
head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Acrune's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Thoros's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of
a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Dysolis's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Leef's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. There are 27 peorth runes
here. A small iron keg stands here. A hunting trophy bearing Dysolis's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Forren's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. There are 4
goldtints in a group here. There are 5 gruesome scalps here. A hunting trophy bearing Neraka's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Forren's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a
skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Yini's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Karrack's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing
Livictus's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. There are 7 pearl vials here. A hunting trophy bearing Merkada's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Dysolis's head
is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Catarin's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Garick's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a
skillful hunter. There are 2 black leather gauntlet bracelets here. A hunting trophy bearing Garick's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Forren's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of
a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Forren's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. There are 15 tarot cards inscribed with the Hermit here. A hunting trophy bearing Iasmos's head is here, a grisly reminder of the
power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Tael's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Livictus's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy
bearing Dysolis's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Ceren's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Garick's head is here, a grisly reminder
of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Garick's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Yini's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. Dark veins of
red run through this taloned wand. A hunting trophy bearing Merkada's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Forren's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. There are 2
rose drop earrings here. A hunting trophy bearing Lillia's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A small diamond lotus earring glimmers faintly even in the weakest light. A stunning black opal hoop is about to be trampled
here. A hunting trophy bearing Collvan's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Nico's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Barendur's head is
here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. There are 26 cen runes here. A hunting trophy bearing Ekard's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. There are 2 perfect gemstones here. A hunting trophy bearing
Flacarealah's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A wooden spike has been left here. An elegant white letter is in danger of being soiled here. A hunting trophy bearing Forren's head is here, a grisly reminder of the
power of a skillful hunter. There are 28 ger runes here. A hunting trophy bearing Livictus's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Shaeden's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a
skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Empe's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Malicia's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A long wand of coral has been
abandoned here. There are 2 pink carnations here. A hunting trophy bearing Livictus's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Snaithy's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful
hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Rauros's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Collvan's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Garick's head
is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Talkan's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Faragan's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a
skillful hunter. There are 2 bunches of yellow freesias here. A hunting trophy bearing Afollia's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Shaedar's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a
skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Athana's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Lilia's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing
Gandal's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Forren's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A rune bag has been carelessly left here. Resting on the ground here is a
hefty shovel. A hunting trophy bearing Sarya's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Kyrog's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Stagar's
head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Garick's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Empe's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a
skillful hunter. A shadowy crown lies here. A hunting trophy bearing Laxinova's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Dysolis's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A
hunting trophy bearing Yurika's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. There are 21 divinely wrapped presents here. A bottle is here, littering the ground. A hunting trophy bearing Shaeden's head is here, a grisly reminder
of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Nessa's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. There are 2 jade vials here. A sapphire vial glitters on the ground. A hunting trophy bearing Simimi's head is
here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A large blue plume crested helm lies here, drawing your attention. There are 30 fruit kabobs here. A hunting trophy bearing Forren's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful
hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Shorlen's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Alodia's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A dagger with a hilt that appears to be
carved into the form of a woman rests here. An entrancing red rose has been cast away here, forgotten. A hunting trophy bearing Thoros's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Anisu's head is here,
a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Narsrim's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Tragmar's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful
hunter. Granting a little light to its surroundings, a tulip of dawn lays here. There are 2 striped orchids here. There are 2 bright yellow roses here. There are 3 elegant pink roses here. A brilliant yellow lily lies here on the ground. A cluster of
orange snapdragons is here. Like a shadow upon the ground, a midnight black rose has been left here. An elegant ebony cloak lies here, gems sparkling along the collar. Twinkling forlornly, an elegant tiara lies here abandoned. Black as void, a cloak
lies here in a shapeless pile. Kalas Athana, Lady of the Black Soil towers here. She wields an iron shield in her left hand and a twisted staff in her right.
You see a single exit leading up (open door).

Upon hearing about the insane new construct of Celest:

(Bellator Societas): Ashteru says, "Somewhere in the world, Forren had an orgasm right as the announce came out."

ewwwwwwwwwww

Guy1: "I'd like to see a construct that can give a form of Grace and can only be removed by retouching the construct to prevent abuse (ie- get Grace, safely run through a hostile demesne to the battle, reject, fight.. etc etc)."
Guy1: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Guy2(10 seconds later): LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Mm, makes me wonder why Ixion's using MY shop, if Athana's already got one full of corpses and heads

Because you're here a lot more than she, and I have access to your shop without a key.

Ahh. my bad sorry >.>

But I'm not a pornstar!



















yet!

You STILL haven't made a comment -grumble-

Some wicked part of me always laughs when someone dies in an aetheship.

Juan has died in the imploded wreckage of Shadow Wing.
Sipelus has died in the imploded wreckage of Shadow Wing.
Metea has died in the imploded wreckage of Shadow Wing.
Nydekion has died in the imploded wreckage of Shadow Wing.

Upgrade Guards!


(Bellator Societas): Ashteru (from the Aetherways) says, "I bet Celests guards can TH too."

(Bellator Societas): You say, "I want ours to get drawdown and geyser enchants kthxbai."

(Bellator Societas): Ashteru (from the Aetherways) says, "Hmm....nightkiss and choke for ours!"

(Bellator Societas): Xenthos (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Haha, guards with choke."

(Bellator Societas): Xenthos (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Give the BT ones a few room afflictions like paralysis."

(Bellator Societas): Lisarel (from the Astral Plane) says, "Celest guards get the inquisition line then."

(Bellator Societas): Lisarel (from the Astral Plane) says, "Mag guards get lich."

(Bellator Societas): Estwald (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "No xp loss guards? nerf."

Can you spot the Jack alt?

Muy bien! Well don!

...where?

Next to Waldo

Ayridion, the White Flame smiles and says, "Are there any other questions to be
raised?"

You say, "Well... are there no more questions?"

You furrow your brow and exclaim "Doh!"

Ayridion smiles wryly at you.

You tell Ryukama, Adherent of the Crone, "Ayridion ninja'd me ."

The Divine voice of Ayridion, the White Flame echoes in your head, "But of
course I did. It would be wrong any other way."

Made me laugh

Psh.

I miss the best conversations.