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by Charune

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Diamondais2007-03-26 02:09:24
QUOTE(Hazar @ Mar 25 2007, 09:07 PM) 393703
I miss the best conversations. dry.gif

Yes, yes you do. Except for your Furrikin conversation. That one was good.
Kharaen2007-03-26 02:12:59
Damn, I missed a furrikin conversation?
Unknown2007-03-26 02:18:23
Viravain, Mistress of the Webs says, "Where is Gwynevere when I need a mortal to harass?"

Dark Druid Kuraitaiyo, Crow's Dusken Wing says, "Ooh ooh harass me."

Viravain, Mistress of the Webs says to Kuraitaiyo, "I hope you can swim."

Viravain, Mistress of the Webs grabs Kuraitaiyo about the middle and lifts him from the ground.

Dark Druid Kuraitaiyo, Crow's Dusken Wing says, "Gah."

Viravain, Mistress of the Webs says, "And breathe underwater."

Lifting Kuraitaiyo high above Her head, Viravain, Mistress of the Webs turns toward the north and aims for the Inner Sea.

Dark Druid Kuraitaiyo, Crow's Dusken Wing says, "Oh how I like to be beside the seaside."

With a loud scream and a panicked wail, the flailing visage of Kuraiatiyo can be seen erupting from the treetops of Glomdoring and sailing toward the north. With a loud splash he lands in a massive spray of water somewhere within the Inner Sea.
Shiri2007-03-26 05:06:31
Roleplay has been crushed to death by Mechanics.
You see the death occur at the Path of Solitude.
Arkzrael2007-03-26 05:09:25
QUOTE(Kromsh @ Mar 25 2007, 09:18 PM) 393711
Viravain, Mistress of the Webs says, "Where is Gwynevere when I need a mortal to harass?"

Dark Druid Kuraitaiyo, Crow's Dusken Wing says, "Ooh ooh harass me."

Viravain, Mistress of the Webs says to Kuraitaiyo, "I hope you can swim."

Viravain, Mistress of the Webs grabs Kuraitaiyo about the middle and lifts him from the ground.

Dark Druid Kuraitaiyo, Crow's Dusken Wing says, "Gah."

Viravain, Mistress of the Webs says, "And breathe underwater."

Lifting Kuraitaiyo high above Her head, Viravain, Mistress of the Webs turns toward the north and aims for the Inner Sea.

Dark Druid Kuraitaiyo, Crow's Dusken Wing says, "Oh how I like to be beside the seaside."

With a loud scream and a panicked wail, the flailing visage of Kuraiatiyo can be seen erupting from the treetops of Glomdoring and sailing toward the north. With a loud splash he lands in a massive spray of water somewhere within the Inner Sea.



Oh teehee...I am sad I missed that...I have learned that you do not offer to entertain the Lady Viravain. The one time I offered, I got zapped quite well...>.<
Unknown2007-03-26 05:15:23
QUOTE(Shiri @ Mar 26 2007, 01:06 AM) 393725
Roleplay has been crushed to death by Mechanics.
You see the death occur at the Path of Solitude.


<3
Unknown2007-03-26 07:15:46
QUOTE(Shiri @ Mar 26 2007, 06:06 AM) 393725
Roleplay has been crushed to death by Mechanics.
You see the death occur at the Path of Solitude.

Wait, for real? Or did you just make it up?
Shiri2007-03-26 08:37:47
No, someone (or two someones) apparently made a pair of noobs specifically for that purpose. I didn't make it up.
Ixion2007-03-26 10:44:41
roflmao.gif
Laysus2007-03-26 15:14:23
2007/03/26 03:28:29 - Sarrasri > A dwarven pilgrim made a complaint about a
young faeling Moondancer who took him all over the basin then to a manse and
begged him to have sex with her. The Moondancer is unknown at this point.
Unknown2007-03-26 15:22:55
QUOTE(Kromsh @ Mar 26 2007, 02:18 AM) 393711
Viravain, Mistress of the Webs says, "Where is Gwynevere when I need a mortal to harass?"

Dark Druid Kuraitaiyo, Crow's Dusken Wing says, "Ooh ooh harass me."

Viravain, Mistress of the Webs says to Kuraitaiyo, "I hope you can swim."

Viravain, Mistress of the Webs grabs Kuraitaiyo about the middle and lifts him from the ground.

Dark Druid Kuraitaiyo, Crow's Dusken Wing says, "Gah."

Viravain, Mistress of the Webs says, "And breathe underwater."

Lifting Kuraitaiyo high above Her head, Viravain, Mistress of the Webs turns toward the north and aims for the Inner Sea.

Dark Druid Kuraitaiyo, Crow's Dusken Wing says, "Oh how I like to be beside the seaside."

With a loud scream and a panicked wail, the flailing visage of Kuraiatiyo can be seen erupting from the treetops of Glomdoring and sailing toward the north. With a loud splash he lands in a massive spray of water somewhere within the Inner Sea.


And he loved it!!! And she did really throw him into the Inner sea. One moment bam, in there.

She also spelt his name wrong!
mhume2007-03-26 20:23:23
QUOTE(calico @ Mar 26 2007, 08:22 AM) 393816
She also spelt his name wrong!


Hell, I do too, often. Its not a easy name.
Unknown2007-03-26 21:10:52
QUOTE(Laysus @ Mar 26 2007, 05:14 PM) 393813
2007/03/26 03:28:29 - Sarrasri > A dwarven pilgrim made a complaint about a
young faeling Moondancer who took him all over the basin then to a manse and
begged him to have sex with her. The Moondancer is unknown at this point.


All dwarven pilgrims are female. The guys apparently have better things to do, drinking fine dwarven alcoholic beverages perhaps.
Unknown2007-03-26 21:16:53
You set about, digging furiously.
You unearth the corpse of a rainbow trout!

You flash the victory sign.

Warden Deas Whytetower, Night's Terror says, "Right."

Warden Deas Whytetower, Night's Terror says, "I guess that it's enough mining fish."
Hazar2007-03-26 22:34:19
QUOTE(diamondais @ Mar 25 2007, 09:09 PM) 393704
Yes, yes you do. Except for your Furrikin conversation. That one was good.


It was definately an auspicious start. Especially since, as I mentioned...I made it all up on the spot. Good fun.
mhume2007-03-27 00:56:10
******* says, "What's the worst that could happen?"
say Charune and Viravain are secret lovers and I am one of their "accidents"?
You say, "Charune and Viravain are secret lovers and I am one of their "accidents"?"
******* says, "Bah, you win! We won't go!"

EDIT:
Context: We were talking about trying to find the god's nook and listen in.
Asarnil2007-03-27 05:03:14
(Bellator Societas): Ildaudid (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Bah need to fix it incase I make a typo since you know I cant pell."
Unknown2007-03-27 05:49:42
A whirlpool of incorporeal shadows fills the area with an unnatural darkness,
revealing the ghostly figure of Viravain, Mistress of the Webs at their centre
as the umbral filaments dissipate.

Whistling innocently to Herself, Viravain races over to Tharruk, plants Her
hands firmly against his flesh and gives a powerful shove. Tharruk topples over
onto his back, arms and legs flailing in the air above him.

Coiling sinuously about Her petite frame, stygian shadows cloak Viravain in an
unnatural darkness and evanesce into the aether, leaving behind only the
faintest scent of roses.

Tharruk's eyes widen in disbelief as he shouts, "Oh my GOD!"
Viravain2007-03-27 05:58:33
QUOTE(requiem dot exe @ Mar 27 2007, 01:49 AM) 394019
A whirlpool of incorporeal shadows fills the area with an unnatural darkness,
revealing the ghostly figure of Viravain, Mistress of the Webs at their centre
as the umbral filaments dissipate.

Whistling innocently to Herself, Viravain races over to Tharruk, plants Her
hands firmly against his flesh and gives a powerful shove. Tharruk topples over
onto his back, arms and legs flailing in the air above him.

Coiling sinuously about Her petite frame, stygian shadows cloak Viravain in an
unnatural darkness and evanesce into the aether, leaving behind only the
faintest scent of roses.

Tharruk's eyes widen in disbelief as he shouts, "Oh my GOD!"

You really should see the victim's point of view.

Taurians of the Basin beware!
Arix2007-03-27 06:10:12
MOOOOOOOOOOO