Quotes 3

by Charune

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Theomar2007-03-27 15:23:37
QUOTE
(Market): Kailos says, "Is ther a trans forger on?"
(Market): Incabulos says, "On what?"


It took every ounce of willpower to not type "market Your mom."
Ildaudid2007-03-27 17:17:28
QUOTE(Asarnil @ Mar 27 2007, 01:03 AM) 394017
(Bellator Societas): Ildaudid (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Bah need to fix it incase I make a typo since you know I cant pell."


Yea well in the excitement of sprinting around the basin, some how I managed to get zmud to spit symbols out instead of letters, so typing and seeing what I typed, like "put some in something" well looked a little bizarre.


Thanks for fixin it tho tongue.gif
Reiha2007-03-27 19:14:11
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You see Shield of Klaymech, Rheum De'Unnero shout, "Viravain loves Thaaaaruk. Viravaaaain loves Thaaarruk."

You say, "Reiha."*

Shield of Klaymech, Rheum De'Unnero rocks from side to side.

The night sky is clear, and the stars twinkle like diamonds.

Whispering silently into your mind, Shield of Klaymech, Rheum De'Unnero says, "Make him marry me."

A stream of crackling blue fire sizzles across the sky.
You hear a high-pitched screaming noise and instantly, a bolt of blue, crackling energy strikes Rheum. His body arches as his mouth opens in a noiseless scream. Blue fire erupts out of his eye sockets and mouth and his charred body crumples to the
ground.
Rheum drops a piece of merbloom seaweed.

You suddenly scoop up a piece of merbloom seaweed.

You say, "......"

Effervescent whispers dance through your senses, filling your mind with the soft, feathery voice of Viravain as Her voice carries on the winds, "Any other takers?"

Seran mumbles incoherently.

Whispering silently into your mind, The soul of Rheum says, "Owie."

You tell Viravain, Mistress of the Webs, "You killed poor Seran's fiance."

A ragged beggar shuffles in from the southwest.

You pat Seran in a friendly manner.

The Divine voice of Viravain, Mistress of the Webs echoes in your head, "Shall I slay Seran so he doesn't feel left out?"

You tell Viravain, Mistress of the Webs, "Sure!"

Whispering silently into your mind, The soul of Rheum says, "Now the pets will leave."

Seeing his situation to be hopeless, Rheum begins uttering fervent prayers for salvation.


* = I was saying my own name because Seran kept on calling me Raiha. grrr.gif
Nico2007-03-27 22:18:04
(Disciples of Klangratch): Xanon (from the Tainted Plane of Nil) says, "I love lich."
(Disciples of Klangratch): Xanon (from the Tainted Plane of Nil) says, "I abuse it."
(Disciples of Klangratch): Triden (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I bet."


doh.gif
Diamondais2007-03-28 11:59:49
(Hartstone): Charune says, "And is it just Me or is 70% of the awake commune... Hartstone?"

Unknown2007-03-28 12:29:14
QUOTE(diamondais @ Mar 28 2007, 01:59 PM) 394237
(Hartstone): Charune says, "And is it just Me or is 70% of the awake commune... Hartstone?"


Moondancer still own and rule the commune through absence! freaked.gif
Hazar2007-03-28 12:41:37
They're just lulling you into a false sense of security.
Gelo2007-03-28 12:50:55
(Serenwilde): Ialie (from Limbo) says, "Marani is awake?"

(Serenwilde): Kalodan says, "Yes."

(Serenwilde): Ialie (from Limbo) says, "What idiot did that?"

(Serenwilde): Kalodan says, "I did."


I laughed. ^^
Diamondais2007-03-28 12:56:07
QUOTE(Gelo @ Mar 28 2007, 07:50 AM) 394253
(Serenwilde): Ialie (from Limbo) says, "Marani is awake?"

(Serenwilde): Kalodan says, "Yes."

(Serenwilde): Ialie (from Limbo) says, "What idiot did that?"

(Serenwilde): Kalodan says, "I did."
I laughed. ^^

I love Kalodan sometimes.

Other times I want to toss him into the Flame.
Diamondais2007-03-28 12:59:28
QUOTE(shadow @ Mar 28 2007, 07:29 AM) 394248
Moondancer still own and rule the commune through absence! freaked.gif

nonono.gif We're taking over. Hart's turn after 70 some odd years. Moon can take over again in 70 years.
Arix2007-03-28 17:34:11
to quote Joli, I loathe Kalodan with the burning passion of a thousand fiery suns. I'd rather be in a room with Laysus AND Krellan then Kalodan
Ixion2007-03-28 20:33:26
8425h, 4155m, 6319e, 10p exk<>-
Blackened cosmic fire explodes from your pores as Marani Veloske intones gutteral enchantments, the
flames scouring the flesh from your bones and eating away at your very soul.
173h, 4137m, 6319e, 10p exk<>- (H- 8252) (M- 18)


Haha! Stupid upgrades. There was a time when her big attack did 5k to me sad.gif
Diamondais2007-03-28 20:37:57
QUOTE(Ixion @ Mar 28 2007, 03:33 PM) 394348
8425h, 4155m, 6319e, 10p exk<>-
Blackened cosmic fire explodes from your pores as Marani Veloske intones gutteral enchantments, the
flames scouring the flesh from your bones and eating away at your very soul.
173h, 4137m, 6319e, 10p exk<>- (H- 8252) (M- 18)
Haha! Stupid upgrades. There was a time when her big attack did 5k to me sad.gif

Least she didn't one shot you.. sad.gif
Ixion2007-03-28 20:44:08
Naw, that's her biggest attack, too.
Unknown2007-03-28 22:05:11
Ecclesiar Triden, Rhythm Section shouts, "Ethelon, you speak down to me, then snub me? I challenge you to a duel, face me."



It's time to d-d-d-d-duel!
Arkzrael2007-03-28 22:19:47
(Newbie): Scrotum says, "Im looking for sa good time."
(Newbie): Scrotum says, "Any hot girls here type 21."
(Newbie): Deas says, "Ummmm."
(Newbie): Spindle says, "I'm handling it, thanks."


O.o

I hate those people...
Aison2007-03-28 22:20:20
I can't believe you made a Yu-Gi-Oh reference sad.gif. But... laugh.gif so funny at the same time. What a weird mental picture.
Unknown2007-03-28 22:44:35
QUOTE(Aison @ Mar 28 2007, 05:20 PM) 394366
I can't believe you made a Yu-Gi-Oh reference.


Hey, I was just wandering around Wiki, and happened to stumble across some of the extensive Yugioh stuff they have there. It reminded me of the TV show (which has definitely made waaay too many episodes since I watched it). When I clicked back in ZMud and I saw that shout...you get the idea.
Ixion2007-03-28 23:07:18
QUOTE(Kromsh @ Mar 28 2007, 05:05 PM) 394362
Ecclesiar Triden, Rhythm Section shouts, "Ethelon, you speak down to me, then snub me? I challenge you to a duel, face me."
It's time to d-d-d-d-duel!


They duel yet?
Shamarah2007-03-29 00:34:56
Razenth tells you, "Was an Aqua, became a Celestine, then joined Glom after
deciding that his services were not required anymore, since Celest had by this
point become a force to be reckoned with."

You tell Brother Razenth, Prelate of Japhiel, "That's pretty much my life,
yeah."

Razenth tells you, "..."

Razenth tells you, "Mis!"