If you say so, buddy.

Hey, I'd rather you spend time with Kalo than I be stuck in a room with you and Krellan :(

Lusternia Celebrity Deathmatch!

Round 1:
Arix vs Kalodan!
How would it go!

no love

This has to be the most juvenile thing I've ever posted, but it admittedly made me giggle. Said reaction is obviously the result of caffeine and insomnia, but since Kalodan's a popular subject...

(Serenwilde): Kalodan says, "I've held nuts for up to half a day, and some no longer than a blink of an eye."

If no one else snickers, I will not be surprised.

I've gotten a few Divine mistells because they forgot to put the person's name, so it was either TELL The blah, or just typed The blah blah.

Estarra mistelled some rather lengthy thing that was later put into an events post, talking about the history of the Paladins. Another time I got Somebody talking about the Ayridion/Morgfyre/Iosyne (right?) incident.

I never get apologies though.

Edit: I giggled at that, Amarysse.

Very simple. Kalodan uses vine, then I writhe free with insane faeling speed and bash him over the head with a beer bottle

Heh. There are lots of ys, but Isune doesn't have any of them.

If you had to be stuck in a room with one of those three, who would you pick, Laysus?

(Glomdoring): Viravain says, "Daddy, why don't you like us?"
(Glomdoring): A lucidien child says, "Daddy, why don't you like us?"
(Glomdoring): Arel says, "I tried to find you! I went thhough the forest and
killed all tthe spiders and harpies to protect you!"
(Glomdoring): A small lucidian child says, "Nuhhh, I heard you did it so they
wouldn't choke on us! You protected the meanies."
(Glomdoring): Veyda says, "Those meanies are considerably better behaved then
you."
(Glomdoring): A small lucidian child says, "That's not the point. Hmph."
(Glomdoring): Veyda says, "You have a rather tolerant father."
(Glomdoring): Arel says, "Veyda is right. Your mother and I have a nice cottage
you can stay in and keep safe."
(Glomdoring): A small lucidian child says, "You have a cottage with Viravain?"
(Glomdoring): Viravain says, "I think not, child."
(Glomdoring): Arel says, "...your other mother."
(Glomdoring): Veyda says, "The one without the scythe."

Bold part for emphasis

Kalo.

Pick Arix. Arix have beer. Just drink too much and it wouldn't really matter who you're stuck with.

Charune says, "I can sing! I couldn't carry a tune in a bucket, but I can sing!"

Dark Winged Celestian Healer, Jasato Kuriskagi, Postulant of Hope (Male Human).
He is 93 years old, having been born on the 17th of Estar, 79 years after the
Coming of Estarra.
He is ranked 460th in Lusternia.
He is an extremely credible character.
He is a Lord in the Righteous Principality of New Celest.
He is a Penitent in the Celestines.
He is a member of the Diamondlight Jewelry Cartel.
He is a Roamer of the Basin in the Fellowship of Explorers.
He is a member of the clan called 'Celestine Seminary.'
He is a member of the clan called 'Shards of Xyl.'
He is a member of the clan called 'Fallen Ones.'
He is a member of the clan called 'Missionaries of Light.'
He is a member of the clan called 'House Le'Furie.'
He is a mentor and able to take on proteges.
His motto: '(Celest): Jasato says, "I'm a little tea pot...."'
He is considered to be approximately equal to your might.
He has been bloodbonded to Ecclesiar Kageboshi Kuriskagi for 9 months.
He is not currently active in any family.


Oh how I love misaethers....

Rina's back. For a bit.


Serenguard Rinaari Mes'ard, Kia's Own smiles impishly and says to you, "You're going to carry on the Mes'ard tradition, aren't you?"
Happy Old Druid, Gelo, the Hartstone Hornstar says, "Yeah.. Dylara said we would make 12 kits at a time."
You shout "Oi!" at the top of your voice.
You peer at Gelo unscrupulously.
Happy Old Druid, Gelo, the Hartstone Hornstar says, "Enough to overrun the whole Serenwilde in a coupld of years."
You say, "Did Dylara say that, or did Kharaen say that and Dylara told you?"
Rinaari blinks.
Serenguard Rinaari Mes'ard, Kia's Own says, "......12 at a time."
Happy Old Druid, Gelo, the Hartstone Hornstar says, "Hmmm... well..."

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): You say, "There was Skunk spray in Estelbar."



(The Moonhart Circle): Charune says, "Damn skunks. Should hunt them down!"


And then...

(The Moonhart Circle): Charune says, "No no, Dylara. We really don't need to send Aesyra after them with her broom. You shouldn't suggest such things!"
(The Moonhart Circle): You say, "Oi.. that was Your idea!"
(The Moonhart Circle): Charune says, "Aesyra, Dylara is suggesting you chase skunks out of Estelbar!"
(Aesyra was in Aetherspace)

*hiss* Foiled!

You're not supposed to notice those mistakes, only the funny stuff...

I remember talking to you about that on Attai. Didn't realize Gelo was around though!

He wasn't. I told him about it.

Determining the deathsight for dying to nature karma curse:

206h, 4089m, 3297e, 10p, 14170en, 20245w ex-
The very ground you walk on burns your flesh.
You have been slain by misadventure.
A swirling force begins to tug at your soul and the world spins around you.
0h, 4089m, 3297e, 10p, 14170en, 20245w ex-

(Bellator Societas): Aesyra (from the Astral Plane) says, "Shamarah has died
from the mighty wrath of nature."