Quotes 3

by Charune

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Furien2007-04-01 17:10:31
ANNOUNCE NEWS #770
Date: 4/1/2007 at 17:07
From: Estarra, the Eternal
To : Everyone
Subj: It's Going to be a Bumpy Ride!

This will probably be a controversial decision, but we have decided that
multiple organizations decrease from the dynamics of the game. Thus, we
will soon be implementing a series of events whereby organizations will
be merged together. The most dramatic of these will be the re-rise of
the Celestine Empire wherein Magnagora and New Celest will combine. The
corresponding guilds will also be combined into the ur'Paladins,
Nihilistines, and Aquageomancers. The bards guilds will remain separate
for obvious reasons. Then, an event will occur whereby Viravain and
Charune will marry, forming the Great Forests organization, combining
Glomdoring and Serenwilde. Guilds will also be combined into the
Featheredhart, Fairydancers and the Treeguards. Bard guilds again will
not be combined for obvious reasons. While challenging, I think you will
agree this will make for a much more dynamic world!

Penned by My hand on the 11th of Roarkian, in the year 172 CE.

Cannot...stop...laughing. biggrin.gif
Krellan2007-04-01 18:25:08
aww what about the good ol Magnawilde and the New Glomdoring?
Hazar2007-04-01 20:20:48
QUOTE(diamondais @ Mar 31 2007, 12:41 PM) 394502
(Serenwilde Elite Guard): You say, "There was Skunk spray in Estelbar."



(The Moonhart Circle): Charune says, "Damn skunks. Should hunt them down!"
And then...

(The Moonhart Circle): Charune says, "No no, Dylara. We really don't need to send Aesyra after them with her broom. You shouldn't suggest such things!"
(The Moonhart Circle): You say, "Oi.. that was Your idea!"
(The Moonhart Circle): Charune says, "Aesyra, Dylara is suggesting you chase skunks out of Estelbar!"
(Aesyra was in Aetherspace)



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Diamondais2007-04-01 21:00:27
QUOTE(Hazar @ Apr 1 2007, 04:20 PM) 394748
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Damn skunk, hit you with a broom.
Neerth2007-04-01 23:17:01


(Order): You say, "Another marionette, my Lord?"

(Order): Elostian says, "Yes."

There is no exit in that direction.

You peer about yourself unscrupulously.

You nod your head emphatically.

You sweep across the floor, leaping and twirling like a true master.

(Order): Elostian says, "I think I'm getting the hang of this."

(Order): You say, "Dracnari are particularly reactive. Lucidians are rather harder, to make smile for example."

You mutter discontentedly.

You stumble and poke yourself in the eye.

Rolling his eyes up towards the firmament, you mutter, "Oh by Zoak.."

(Celest): You say, "Testing, testing."

(Celest): Tervic says, "Hi Neerth!"

(Celest): Leira (from the Aetherways) says, "Greetings, sir."

(Order): Elostian says, "Yes, Good."

(Order): Elostian says, "These shards are useful little things."

(Celest): You say, "Apparently there's a dance in the library, courtesy of Lord Elostian. No skill necessary."

(Celest): Amaru says, "A dance in the library?"

(Celest): You say, "These things are unpredictable sometimes."
Shyshaeia2007-04-02 01:21:22
No wonder He usually cackles in response to what I say, He can't do much else!
Ialie2007-04-02 03:31:31

Tomtom Hardshell exclaims, "GWYNEVERE'S GEMSTONES ARE THE SHINIEST AND I LIKE
RUBBING THEM THE BEST!"
Sarrasri2007-04-02 03:52:21
QUOTE
(Moondancers): Pikka says, "Stupid Koi bit me."

(Moondancers): Pikka says, "Biggest darn fish I ever saw."

(Moondancers): Kielo says, "Bigger than Forren?"

(Moondancers): Pikka says, "Not sure."

(Moondancers): Pikka says, "Whats a Forren?"

Shiri2007-04-02 03:55:46
Tael tells you, "Tomtom Hardshell says, "I judged the Estelbar Wet Robe Contest
of 99 years after the Coming of Estarra.""

:blink:
Novinha2007-04-02 05:34:25

Kalas Ildaudid says, "F!!! this s!!! this is bulls!!!."




Looks like someone had a bad day...
Krellan2007-04-02 05:37:45
revan's was better. he popped up for a second said "Oh f this." and immediately left then Ildaudid said his. made me laugh
Novinha2007-04-02 05:53:23
Yeah, this just happened a few minutes ago at the Megalith, though. Revan was there but I didn't hear him say anything.
Unknown2007-04-02 13:38:05
(The Daughters of Attai): Tael (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Phear the Taelipooh."
Reiha2007-04-02 15:07:18
QUOTE(Novinha @ Apr 1 2007, 08:34 PM) 394883
Kalas Ildaudid says, "F!!! this s!!! this is bulls!!!."
Looks like someone had a bad day...

I said the same thing too, but in the privacy of my own manse tongue.gif
Gwynevere2007-04-02 19:23:15
QUOTE(Ialie @ Apr 1 2007, 07:31 PM) 394858
Tomtom Hardshell exclaims, "GWYNEVERE'S GEMSTONES ARE THE SHINIEST AND I LIKE
RUBBING THEM THE BEST!"



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Aiakon2007-04-02 19:35:02
Ildaudid's eyes gleam with generosity.
5649h, 5649m, 5342e, 10p, 24580en, 24580w elrxk<>-
Ildaudid gives a hunting trophy bearing Triden's head to you.
5649h, 5649m, 5342e, 10p, 24580en, 24580w elrxk<>-
(Bellator Societas): Ildaudid says, "Omfg I cant belive I typed give head to aiakon, that is just wrong please shoot me."
5649h, 5649m, 5342e, 10p, 24580en, 24580w elrxk<>-
Unknown2007-04-02 19:35:22
EDIT: Ninja by Aiakon.. damn you!
Aiakon2007-04-02 19:37:21
QUOTE(shadow @ Apr 2 2007, 08:35 PM) 394989
EDIT: Ninja by Aiakon.. damn you!


..and again!

(Newbie): Tahn says, "How do i use my bound credits on lessons again."
5649h, 5649m, 5342e, 10p, 24579en, 24580w elrxk<>-
(Newbie): You say, "CREDITS CONVERT to lessons."
5649h, 5649m, 5342e, 10p, 24580en, 24580w elrxk<>-
(Newbie): Aesyra says, "Type CREDITS for a syntax list."
5649h, 5649m, 5342e, 10p, 24580en, 24580w elrxk<>-
(Bellator Societas): Aesyra says, "... stop ninja'ing me!!!"
Unknown2007-04-02 19:39:41
I truly truly despise you. dry.gif
Arix2007-04-02 22:08:13
You hear through a small screech owl's ears: Ialie says, "And then.... I will
make love to you.."

You hear through a small screech owl's ears: Ialie says, "With a carrot."

You hear through a small screech owl's ears: Ialie says, "And a celery stick."