Quotes 3

by Charune

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Ialie2007-04-02 22:12:25

(Serenwilde): Arix says, "The owls are watching you."



(Serenwilde): Rankin says, "I know the owls watch me."



(Serenwilde): You say, "The owls aren't watching anything, except perhaps an
unwary rodent."


(Serenwilde): Arix says, "No, the owls are definitely watching."



With a soft whinny, a screech owl flies in from the south.

A small owl leaves to the south screeching.



You say, "That OWL WAS WATCHING!"


With a soft whinny, a screech owl flies in from the south.

-- So I said --

You say, "And then.... I will make love to you.."


You giggle happily.


You say, "With a carrot."


You say, "And a celery stick."


Diamondais2007-04-03 01:19:14
You will now be known as Hierophant Dylara, She Who is Jealous of Kalo, by order
of Keeper of the Sacred Grove, Kalodan Faechild, Spring's Rebirth.
Keeper of the Sacred Grove, Kalodan Faechild, Spring's Rebirth says, "You're jealous of my gardening abilities."


Kalodan will now be known as Keeper of the Sacred Grove, Kalodan, Gardener of Roses.

You will now be known as Jealous of Kalo, Dylara, by order of Keeper of the
Sacred Grove, Kalodan, Gardener of Roses.
You will now be known as Jealous of Kalo, Dylara Would be Gardener, by order of
Keeper of the Sacred Grove, Kalodan, Gardener of Roses.
You will now be known as Jealous of Kalo, Dylara Would be Gardener, by order of
Keeper of the Sacred Grove, Kalodan, Gardener of Roses.
You will now be known as Jealous of Kalo, Dylara Would be Gardener, by order of
Keeper of the Sacred Grove, Kalodan, Gardener of Roses.
You will now be known as Jealous of Kalo, Dylara Would be Gardener, by order of
Keeper of the Sacred Grove, Kalodan, Gardener of Roses.
You will now be known as Jealous of Kalo, Dylara, Would be Gardener, by order of
Keeper of the Sacred Grove, Kalodan, Gardener of Roses.

The Keeper's Meatshield, Krellan, Virginbane (Male Mugwump).

mellow.gif
Kharaen2007-04-03 17:46:04
Forgot to post this last night...But if anyone was curious...

QUOTE
(The Kalas Legacy): Charune says, "*cough* very cute... and... in answer to where.. I am hung like a centaur."
Novinha2007-04-03 18:28:47
You say, "I don't want to see your silly softskin body..."
Sir Shiro Aramanth, Disciple of Aegis says, "My body is hard as steel thank you."
First Mate Miriamele Silverias says, "Heh."
First Mate Miriamele Silverias says, "That's not all that's hard as steel."
You say, "I bet that's not the only thing that's hard."
Miriamele tells you, "NINJA'D."
Shiro shifts his eyes suspiciously from side to side.
You tell First Mate Miriamele Silverias, "DAMN YOU."
Miriamele tells you, "=happy.gif= I pwn nooblets."
Unknown2007-04-03 19:22:25
Celest's love for childish innuendo never ceases, does it? :|
Novinha2007-04-03 19:29:41
QUOTE(Kromsh @ Apr 3 2007, 03:22 PM) 395202
Celest's love for childish innuendo never ceases, does it? :|


Eh, it was a semi-OOC gathering in a private manse.

Here's a new one for you:

(Pupils): Reiha says, "Doing alright, Fhaldor?"
(Pupils): Fhaldor says, "Yes, I'm fine. Yourself?"
(Pupils): Reiha says, "Feeling bloated, but doing alright as well!"
(Pupils): Revan says, "..."
(Pupils): Revan says, "Stop."
(Pupils): Revan says, "Having."
(Pupils): Revan says, "Babies."
(Pupils): Reiha says, "I ate too much, father..."
(Pupils): Incabulos says, "Ahaha."
(Pupils): Incabulos says, "Reiha is the ultimate babymachine."
(Pupils): Reiha says, "Hardly."
(Pupils): Reiha says, "Check how many children I have compared to Athana."
(Pupils): Athana says, "I win."
(Pupils): Reiha says, "See."
(Pupils): Revan says, "You're both horrible, Athana moreso for adopting so many filthy Serens."
(Pupils): Incabulos says, "Oh noes. Leave Athy alone, she's fluffy and we love her."
(Pupils): Athana says, "If I recall correctly Revan, I believe you once fell in love with a filtyh Seren."
(Pupils): Reiha says, "Zing."
(Pupils): Revan says, "Touche."
Aiakon2007-04-03 19:34:06
QUOTE(Novinha @ Apr 3 2007, 08:29 PM) 395203
Eh, it was a semi-OOC gathering in a private manse.

Here's a new one for you:

(Pupils): Reiha says, "Doing alright, Fhaldor?"
(Pupils): Fhaldor says, "Yes, I'm fine. Yourself?"
(Pupils): Reiha says, "Feeling bloated, but doing alright as well!"
(Pupils): Revan says, "..."
(Pupils): Revan says, "Stop."
(Pupils): Revan says, "Having."
(Pupils): Revan says, "Babies."
(Pupils): Reiha says, "I ate too much, father..."
(Pupils): Incabulos says, "Ahaha."
(Pupils): Incabulos says, "Reiha is the ultimate babymachine."
(Pupils): Reiha says, "Hardly."
(Pupils): Reiha says, "Check how many children I have compared to Athana."
(Pupils): Athana says, "I win."
(Pupils): Reiha says, "See."
(Pupils): Revan says, "You're both horrible, Athana moreso for adopting so many filthy Serens."
(Pupils): Incabulos says, "Oh noes. Leave Athy alone, she's fluffy and we love her."
(Pupils): Athana says, "If I recall correctly Revan, I believe you once fell in love with a filtyh Seren."
(Pupils): Reiha says, "Zing."
(Pupils): Revan says, "Touche."


Oh the pain. What has happened to my lovely guild.
Novinha2007-04-03 19:44:29
QUOTE(Aiakon @ Apr 3 2007, 03:34 PM) 395204
Oh the pain. What has happened to my lovely guild.


Something very, very horrible.
Verithrax2007-04-03 20:46:24
QUOTE(Novinha @ Apr 3 2007, 04:29 PM) 395203
Eh, it was a semi-OOC gathering in a private manse.

Oh the pain. What has happened to my lovely game.
Novinha2007-04-03 21:28:08
QUOTE(Verithrax @ Apr 3 2007, 04:46 PM) 395219
Oh the pain. What has happened to my lovely game.


Oh, dear! By being in a completely private manse, completely inaccessible to any other outsider without Doman's permission, and being ever so slightly OOC in my speech, I have committed a horrible sin and you have been permanently damaged. I'm so sorry.

Do you really have to keep following me around, attacking whatever I say?
Kharaen2007-04-03 21:28:47
Filthy Serens, Revan? I think I'll go find myself another enchanter now.
Unknown2007-04-03 21:36:35
Ah, the dangers of the Quotes thread...
Unknown2007-04-03 21:47:38
QUOTE(Novinha @ Apr 3 2007, 05:28 PM) 395231
Oh, dear! By being in a completely private manse, completely inaccessible to any other outsider without Doman's permission, and being ever so slightly OOC in my speech, I have committed a horrible sin and you have been permanently damaged. I'm so sorry.


If you were using your namesake, yes, it's an atrocity.

QUOTE(Kharaen d @ Apr 3 2007, 05:28 PM) 395233
Filthy Serens, Revan? I think I'll go find myself another enchanter now.


ZOMG UR TAKIN OOC STUF IC!!!! ISHEW ISHEW ISHEW ISHEW
Unknown2007-04-03 22:13:05
QUOTE(Aiakon @ Apr 3 2007, 08:34 PM) 395204
Oh the pain. What has happened to my lovely guild.


Your guild? You left! confused.gif
Kharaen2007-04-03 22:27:58
QUOTE(Kromsh @ Apr 3 2007, 05:47 PM) 395236
If you were using your namesake, yes, it's an atrocity.
ZOMG UR TAKIN OOC STUF IC!!!! ISHEW ISHEW ISHEW ISHEW


Obviously anything said in this thread could never be taken seriously tongue.gif
Unknown2007-04-03 22:29:24
QUOTE(Novinha @ Apr 3 2007, 05:28 PM) 395231
completely inaccessible to any other outsider without Doman's permission


Wrong! Try again tomorrow.
Aison2007-04-03 23:01:19
I demand funnies, not drama. mad.gif
Diamondais2007-04-03 23:09:02
Anything funny even happening? mellow.gif
Unknown2007-04-03 23:14:27
not a direct quote but I thought the situation was funny (sorry serenwilde!)

Shamarah, on the Alabaster road through Serenwilde.

"THIS MY DOMAIN!!!11"

/serens dying via shammy
Unknown2007-04-04 04:54:13
She Who Fears Snowballs, Gwynevere Natsurei-Whytetower (Female Aslaran).
She is 89 years old, having been born on the 23rd of Klangiary, 83 years after
the Coming of Estarra.
She is ranked 331st in Lusternia.
She is an extremely credible character.
She is a Seeker of Avechna in the Fellowship of Explorers.
She is Weaver of the Web in the Divine Order of Viravain, Lady of the Thorns.
She is a member of the clan called 'The Black Lotus Cartel.'
She is a member of the clan called 'The Diamond Hummingbird.'
She is the clan head of the clan called 'The Whyte Pearl Jewelers.'
She is a member of the clan called 'Dragon's Hoard Jewelry Cartel.'
She is a member of the clan called 'The Merchant's Guild.'
She is the clan head of the clan called 'House of Natsurei.'
She is a mentor and able to take on proteges.
Her motto: 'No matter where my path will lead me, I shall be brave.'
She is deemed an Apprentice by the Artisanal Council of Vesteran Honours.
She is considered to be approximately 55% of your might.
She has taken the hand of Ishimoru Natsurei
She has been divorced 2 times.
She is a founder of the Natsurei family.

Yeowtch! Poor guy. Well, they say the females of the species are more dangerous than the males.