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by Charune

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Viravain2007-04-04 22:51:21
QUOTE(Novinha @ Apr 4 2007, 12:52 PM) 395465
On that note, why DO men have nipples?

Just go here and read that.
Arix2007-04-05 01:11:16
heh, moobs
Unknown2007-04-05 01:51:37
See sig. tongue.gif
Aison2007-04-05 05:04:31
Sorry Linaeve. Don't mean to be a griefer, but I thought this was funny.

QUOTE
You teleport along the aether strands to Lysandus.
Amidst warring currents.
A blackened parchment is crinkled up on the ground here. A yellowed and wrinkled piece of
parchment has been left here. There are 3 decorative seashells here. The soul of Lakshmana
roams the land, bodiless. Canticle of the Righteous, Lysandus, the Vagabond is here. He
wields the Rosewood Lute of Celestial Rhapsody in his left hand and a golden sunburst
shield in his right. Nocturness Linaeve, Violinist of Vice is here. She wields an
elegantly carved ebonwood violin in her left hand.
You see exits leading north, east, south, west, and down.

Linaeve plays an elegantly carved ebonwood violin and directs the harmonious notes towards
herself.
Linaeve flushes with a healthy pink glow.

As Lysandus raises his voice in pitch along with the voices of the angelic choir, the
light surrounding him moves to surround you. The song concludes with regret that Linaeve
must die so soon, and the white light blazes with an incandescent fury that consumes her.
Linaeve has been slain by Lysandus.
Linaeve drops the corpse of Lakshmana.

You pick up the corpse of Linaeve.

Lysandus picks up the corpse of Lakshmana.

You drop the corpse of Linaeve.

You say, "Drop."

You kneel down by the remains of Linaeve, and chant the holy ritual of last rites over her
soul, praying for the Light to have mercy upon her. As if in answer to your prayers, a
white marble gravestone pushes up from the ground.

Lysandus drops the corpse of Lakshmana.

Lysandus nods his head emphatically.

You kneel down by the remains of Lakshmana, and chant the holy ritual of last rites over
his soul, praying for the Light to have mercy upon him. As if in answer to your prayers, a
white marble gravestone pushes up from the ground.

You say, "Well done!"

The soul of Linaeve says, "Aison, you write terribly, by the way."

Seeing her situation to be hopeless, Linaeve begins uttering fervent prayers for
salvation.


A little hurtful, a lot true (that Shakiniel poem sucked, I can fess up), but still odd that she insulted me after Lysandus killed her. Oh well.
Gwynevere2007-04-05 05:59:14
QUOTE(Demetrios @ Apr 3 2007, 08:54 PM) 395354
Yeowtch! Poor guy. Well, they say the females of the species are more dangerous than the males.


Hey now! What's THAT suppooooosed to meaaaaan?!
Ixion2007-04-05 07:47:37
Haiden tells you, "Anything you can do with sewer eels?"

You tell Death Marshal Haiden, Keeper of the Tower, "Roast them over a fire, take your sword and
slit them lengthwise along the belly, eat their babies as they spew out and savor the chewy eel
meat."

Haiden tells you, "..."

You tell Death Marshal Haiden, Keeper of the Tower, "Oh you prefer them raw? My mistake."

Haiden tells you, "Times like these, I wish I were Ixionic to understand your humour."

You tell Death Marshal Haiden, Keeper of the Tower, "Do you not enjoy carrion?"
You tell Death Marshal Haiden, Keeper of the Tower, "Perhaps I'm speaking to the wrong
necromancer."

Haiden tells you, "Pfft."

You tell Death Marshal Haiden, Keeper of the Tower, "Answer is no, to the concerned party's
question."

Haiden tells you, "Heh."
Laysus2007-04-05 13:20:36
(The Mes'ard Dynasty): Liam (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "What potion is it that allows you to vitae?"
Aiakon2007-04-05 13:48:28
QUOTE(Aison @ Apr 5 2007, 06:04 AM) 395684
Sorry Linaeve. Don't mean to be a griefer, but I thought this was funny.
A little hurtful, a lot true (that Shakiniel poem sucked, I can fess up), but still odd that she insulted me after Lysandus killed her. Oh well.


Jumping non-combatants is bad enough. Forcing em to pray is worse. But posting it on the forums is really really low.
Kharaen2007-04-05 14:11:06
Griefers generally take pride in being a griefer. I believe their hierarchy of who's the better griefer relies exactly on how low they can go, with the lowest being the king of griefers.
Unknown2007-04-05 14:23:43
QUOTE(Aison @ Apr 5 2007, 01:04 AM) 395684
A little hurtful, a lot true (that Shakiniel poem sucked, I can fess up), but still odd that she insulted me after Lysandus killed her. Oh well.


You're the one that forced her to pray. I think she has the right to be angry.
Gelo2007-04-05 17:17:43
And they ask why people generally hate Celest :uncrowned sad smilie:
Unknown2007-04-05 17:23:48
QUOTE(Ixion @ Apr 5 2007, 02:47 AM) 395718
Haiden tells you, "Times like these, I wish I were Ixionic to understand your humour."


This beat is
This beat is
This beat is Ixionic
This beat is Ixionic
There's a dance floor,
Let's get on it

Any of you bard guilds are welcome to use that. No need to thank me.
Aison2007-04-05 17:32:36
QUOTE(Aiakon @ Apr 5 2007, 06:48 AM) 395758
Jumping non-combatants is bad enough. Forcing em to pray is worse. But posting it on the forums is really really low.


Mmhm. I was jumped plenty of times in the Sea of Despair and also in Dairuchi before I had any skills or was into combat. Every time forced to pray.
Kharaen2007-04-05 17:36:38
QUOTE(Aison @ Apr 5 2007, 01:32 PM) 395791
Mmhm. I was jumped plenty of times in the Sea of Despair and also in Dairuchi before I had any skills or was into combat. Every time forced to pray.


So you allowed yourself to become an apprentice to griefers. Commendably done.
Diamondais2007-04-05 17:38:25
QUOTE(Aison @ Apr 5 2007, 01:32 PM) 395791
Mmhm. I was jumped plenty of times in the Sea of Despair and also in Dairuchi before I had any skills or was into combat. Every time forced to pray.

I don't think there would be as many complaints if you hadn't posted, posting about forcing someone to pray.. isn't really that nice on top of all of it.
Ildaudid2007-04-05 17:38:26
QUOTE(Aison @ Apr 5 2007, 01:32 PM) 395791
Mmhm. I was jumped plenty of times in the Sea of Despair and also in Dairuchi before I had any skills or was into combat. Every time forced to pray.


You cannot be forced to pray, sorry. You have a city that can rezz your soul.

edit well technically you can, but doubt they threw alot of eye sigils everywhere
Aison2007-04-05 17:42:13
QUOTE(Kharaen d @ Apr 5 2007, 07:11 AM) 395760
Griefers generally take pride in being a griefer. I believe their hierarchy of who's the better griefer relies exactly on how low they can go, with the lowest being the king of griefers.


I'm not a griefer, thank you. I don't attack newbies; the only people I've really attacked on prime are Krellan and Ixion and I got killed for that and learned my lesson (Kalodan too, so my PK status says, but I can't recall why). I last rited them because they were going to pray anyway and they knew they did not belong in the Inner Sea. They took the risks on their own, and that's that. If I ventured to the Sea of Despair or to Spectre Island and died for it, I wouldn't expect any Mags to hand up my corpse and say, "Oh, sorry, I didn't -really- mean to kill them." I'd be on their turf and that'd be my responsibility for not getting out alive and/or going in prepared enough to defend myself.

Being angry is okay, but I don't go hunt people because I can -- it wasn't even me who attacked either of them. The fact that she felt compelled to whine and insult me for last riting her doesn't make me a griefer -- it means she got angry for being caught where she wasn't supposed to be, trying to do a quest that would harm Celest. Of course people from Celest would jump to defend the Good side -- it's called Roleplay. If you -really- see that as griefing (defending what's rightfully yours and keeping the taint from spreading), then my apologies. But it isn't.

If I were a griefer, I would have went and hunted them while they were on Avechna's Peak and forced them to pray again, and done it again and again and sent them tells telling them how much they sucked, etc. But I didn't. I last rited their corpses and left them alone. I didn't answer to her insult and let her go her way.

I know it's frustrating to die, but it's a lesson to learn; don't go to a place where the enemy is going to jump to defend when there's enemies around and you have no quick plan to escape.
Aison2007-04-05 17:43:08
QUOTE(Ildaudid @ Apr 5 2007, 10:38 AM) 395796
You cannot be forced to pray, sorry. You have a city that can rezz your soul.

edit well technically you can, but doubt they threw alot of eye sigils everywhere


Well, I was young/low levelled enough and didn't know about sacrifice, so I did end up praying a lot without waiting.
Lysandus2007-04-05 17:52:53
Come to think of it, I was the one who killed them, so I got status then somehow she got angry to Aison? Wierd... Also they were traspassing and plan to release the mutated kelpies so they deserved it IG to die and my role as champ to prevent that to happen.

On other news, please keep this a funny quote section, not the rants! >.>
Diamondais2007-04-05 19:23:28
Lowe's corpse was destroyed, so I offered to die to resurgem him. And I hate used Heartstop.

You have been slain by Krellan.
Forren tells you, "Krellan getting angry? Are you alright?"
Your soul is flung back to the prime material plane. Slowly, a skeleton forms from the aether, and muscles appear upon the bones, bubbling up in a frothy spray of blood. Finally, new skin stretches out and covers your new body, and you step out from the Moonhart Mother Tree.
You give a trillingly melodic laugh.
You laughingly say, "Forren's asking if you're angry Krellan."
Krellan snickers softly to himself.
You tell Avatar of the Even Blade, Forren Glacielle, Chosen of Justice, "Oh yes. He's so very angry, I don't know what to do with myself!"
Forren tells you, "Indeed."