Elaria: Not that you'd know about long and hard, Kurry.
Kuraitaiyo: I suppose you have sucked enough to know them like an expert Elly.
Elaria: And besides, I haven't, but wouldn't object to trying.
Lowe: You will learn...in time.

Lowe: I'll rape your inner-child if you do .
Kuraitaiyo: Maybe because so many people I talked to seem to have shovels shoved up their ass
Daermon: I already did, Lowe
Daermon: He's still crying
Elaria: My inner child has been gangbanged by thirteen burly truckers and a tentacle demon I'm
afraid.

Hey kids! Wanna talk about genitals? Come to the Lusternia IRC! You'll never be sane again!

Possible side-effects include seeing Goatse in otherwise inconspicuous visuals.

EDIT:

Ialie: I rp peeing and pooping all the time
Elaria: Sexual practises don't count, Ialie.
Ialie: Neeeeed to stop!
Elaria: mmhmm

And there was me wishing I hadn't promised myself I wouldn't go on IRC all this holiday... o.O

Can we get back to quotes... WITHOUT the "adult" content? Pleeeaaasseeee?

I remember someone mentioning to me (IC, mind you) that their darkest, deepest sexual fantasy was being tentacle raped by "Kethuru Himself".

You have been slain by Alianna.
Drayde has been slain by Alianna.




I need bard combat practice.

What.. is with the Moondancer Maiden guards?

A moon maiden says, "Get out of Serenwilde ******. Or do I have to make you leave?"
A moon maiden exclaims, "Twinkle twinkle, ******'s eye. Now it's time for you to die!"
A moon maiden says, "You know ******, you'd look good as a pool of flesh. Why don't we make you into one?"
A moon maiden exclaims, "Oh dear, oh dear, ******. You really are naughty. Time for a smacking!"

Incabulos says, "'Yes. Virgins with knives, and sharp nails, and spiky teeth."
You say, "Well then, I'm never doing virgins. I'll stick with goats."
Zalana opens her mouth as if to say something, but pauses.

Sometimes Glomdoring's guards have to pick up a few side jobs to make ends meet.

Maybe the Moondancers would like to trade guards with Serenguard.

C'mon, you know you can't stop looking at those elfen butts!

hell no, my maidens!

*brandish*

Yeah, I'd rather have the maidens than those elfen ANY day.

The Pit of a Thousand Hungers rages, seeing his attack fall on Revan's
reflection.

Daermon: Hey, I have a vagina. I should go get drunk around a group of guys!

Let us all take a moment to realize that Lowe is a terrible quotesman, and he removed the quotation marks from that statement.

Foul play, foul play!

EDIT: Oh, and the topic was "date rape", introduced by Verithrax, in the off chance that any of you were wondering.

Vanity quoting, just because I can.

Our memeplex, thou art in tubes, hallowed be thy image macro, thy forums come, thy will by done, in the web as in usenet, give us this day our daily owls, and forgive our lameness, as we forgive those whom we have pwned. And lead us not into 4chan, but deliver us from goatse, for thine is all our base, thy bomb, and the fire, for ever, and ever. Amen.

All my base are belong to the memeplex, and I shall not lose. He maketh me post macros of win: he leadeth me beside the still fora. He restoreth my post count: he leadeth me in the path of winnitude for his meme's sake. Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of tubgirl, I will fear no shock site: for thou are with me, and thy owls and thy photoshop comfort me. Thou preparest a forum before me in the presence of mine trolls: thou anointest my head with win; my post count runneth over. Surely goodness and win shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of 4chan for ever.

What happens when you try to walk into a raid graced...

The Caves of Purulent Secretions.
A sickly sweet odour, the smell of decomposing corpses, wafts in from a war
shrine of Fain nearby. This location is flooded with deep, crystal blue water.
There are 2 white marble gravestones here. A white marble gravestone stands
vigil here, memorializing the death of some poor soul. A scorching wall of fire
stands here. Squire Vaerhon, of the Armies of Light is here. He wields a
claymore of purified steel in his left hand. Squire Galimar, of the Armies of
Light is here. He wields a steel rapier bearing aquatic motifs in each hand.
Lady Malicia La'Saet, Angel of Aegis is here. She wields a broadsword with
flame etchings in each hand. Sir Shiro, Disciple of Aegis is here. He wields an
angelic battle hammer in each hand. Canticle of the Righteous, Lysandus, the
Vagabond is here. He wields the Rosewood Lute of Celestial Rhapsody in his left
hand and a golden sunburst shield in his right. Holy Mother Alodia, Our Lady of
Immaculate Fires is here. She wields a flaming symbol of purity in her left
hand.
You see exits leading east, south, and down.
Your movement causes your magical shield to dissipate.
Ceren has just tried to perform an aggressive act on you.
Malicia blinks.
Vaerhon chuckles long and heartily.
Spreading his arms wide, Wuylinfe spins clockwise and a shimmering white orb
springs up around him.
You say, "Oh SHI-."
Alodia has just tried to perform an aggressive act on you.
Malicia has just tried to perform an aggressive act on you.
Lysandus has just tried to perform an aggressive act on you.
Malicia has just tried to perform an aggressive act on you.
Malicia has just tried to perform an aggressive act on you.
Vesar has just tried to perform an aggressive act on you.
Nydekion takes a long drag off his pipe.
Alodia mutters and traces a cobalt blue pentagram in the air that remains
hovering before her.
Shiro has just tried to perform an aggressive act on you.
You cower in a corner, whimpering.
Shiro has just tried to perform an aggressive act on you.
Spreading his arms wide, Lysandus spins clockwise and a shimmering white orb
springs up around him.
Neraka has just tried to perform an aggressive act on you.
Vaerhon has just tried to perform an aggressive act on you.
Grand Templar Nydekion Peulus, Knight of the Aegis says, "Well, okay."
You begin to steadily swim south.
Shiro looks at you skeptically and says, "Pssshhhh..."

You win.

Old copypasta is oooooold.

Moar liek epic fail.