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Unknown2007-04-08 03:25:40
QUOTE(Kharaen d @ Apr 7 2007, 08:28 PM) 396364
Maybe the Moondancers would like to trade guards with Serenguard. unsure.gif

C'mon, you know you can't stop looking at those elfen butts!
elfen.gif I'll make that trade with you, Laysus and Nejii will just be stuck with it. deal.gif



Anywho, here is some proof that Celest is evil I found when skiming over the latest news entries:

POLITICS NEWS #666
Date: 4/5/2007 at 16:36
From:
To : Everyone
Subj: Political Upheaval in the Village of Paavik

This day, the Village of Paavik has pledged its support and resources to the
Righteous Principality of New Celest.


Which turned them into a kingdom, I believe this proof is undeniable. *nod me*
Unknown2007-04-08 03:45:37
QUOTE(Novinha @ Apr 7 2007, 10:51 PM) 396392


What the Celestians were trying to say is, "GTFO NOOB."
Verithrax2007-04-08 03:52:12
QUOTE(Novinha @ Apr 8 2007, 12:19 AM) 396403
Old copypasta is oooooold.

Moar liek epic fail.

Accalia2007-04-08 05:16:30

The Necromentate bellows in agony and the sphere of darkness shudders but
finally repulses the angelic being, throwing it back towards New Celest where it
is absorbed back into the Star of Celest.

Serenwilde): Valaria says, "Magnagora still going strong."
(Serenwilde): Laterne says, "Are we for Magnanora or Celest?"
(Serenwilde): Nejii says, "Neither really."
(Serenwilde): Alianna says, "Whichever one doesn't die first."
(Serenwilde): Valaria says, "I am just eating popcorn."


Thats what ist like too.. why do we have to watch spam all night?
Anarias2007-04-08 09:51:54
You didn't really mean to sound that self-centered did you? Or maybe you were talking about Serenwilde ct.
Aiakon2007-04-08 09:57:23
QUOTE(Accalia @ Apr 8 2007, 06:16 AM) 396427
(Serenwilde): Valaria says, "I am just eating popcorn."


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Unknown2007-04-08 10:07:26
QUOTE(Wesmin @ Apr 8 2007, 05:25 AM) 396404
elfen.gif I'll make that trade with you, Laysus and Nejii will just be stuck with it. deal.gif


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... way! I'm not giving the maidens away. They are the coolest guards evar! pfft.gif
Unknown2007-04-08 11:43:46
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You steer Beacon of Hope to the south.
Lurching through dimensional shifts.
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A snow-white celestial throne majestically rests here.
Beacon of Hope floats here in astral.
Celest is to the north.
Aetherplex is to the east.
Moonhart World is to the north.
Pool of Stars World is to the northeast.


You steer Beacon of Hope to the north.
Lurching through dimensional shifts.
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A beautiful couch has been placed here, its comfortable make inviting casual
conversation.
Beacon of Hope floats here in astral.
Celest is to the north.
Aetherplex is to the east.
Moonhart World is to the north.
Pool of Stars World is to the northeast.


Artisan got an upgrade! AETHERSPACE FURNITURE! NERF!
Shiri2007-04-08 14:38:05
.... if Shiri's mongoose carries a sniper rifle, we are in some deep censor.gif
Accalia2007-04-08 15:33:29
QUOTE(Anarias @ Apr 8 2007, 05:48 AM) 396467
You didn't really mean to sound that self-centered did you? Or maybe you were talking about Serenwilde ct.


I thnk someone is forgetting what board they are reading. The Funnies. A joke. Laugh damnit!
Unknown2007-04-08 15:36:31

(Bellator Societas): Kaervas (from the Astral Plane) says, "I don't want to be
some choirboy."

(Bellator Societas): Ashteru (from the Aetherways) says, "Cantors are the
loveboys of the Celestines."

(Bellator Societas): Ashteru (from the Aetherways) says, "Choirboys and priests,
do you see where I am coming from?"
Novinha2007-04-08 15:47:52
QUOTE(shadow @ Apr 8 2007, 11:36 AM) 396523
(Bellator Societas): Kaervas (from the Astral Plane) says, "I don't want to be
some choirboy."

(Bellator Societas): Ashteru (from the Aetherways) says, "Cantors are the
loveboys of the Celestines."

(Bellator Societas): Ashteru (from the Aetherways) says, "Choirboys and priests,
do you see where I am coming from?"


A priest one day finds that one of his chickens are missing from the cage he keeps them in. The next day he decides to settle the problem at church.

As people start sitting down to listen, the priest says, "Alright. Stand up if you have a cock." All the men stand up.

Thinking that wasn't the best idea, he then says "Stand up if you have seen a cock." Reluctantly, some of the women stand up.

Getting fairly tired, he decides to get down the point. "Fine then. Who has seen my cock?" All the choir-boys stand up.
Unknown2007-04-08 18:42:43
QUOTE("Duke of Ess")
(Serenwilde): Majanishi says, "What does the enlarge enchantment do?"
(Serenwilde): Majanishi says, "Increases your size, or just makes you bigger?"


dry.gif *grumble*
Shishi2007-04-08 19:32:19
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help spin the bottle
17.8 Spin The Bottle

Coming to Lusternia from parts unknown, this strange glowing bottle has a
tendency to spin and pick a person for your lovely lips to lock onto.

SYNTAX: TOUCH BOTTLE - to join/leave the game
TURN BOTTLE - to spin the bottle and hope you don't get that hairy
igasho sitting next to you.
READ BOTTLE - to see who else is playing.

NOTE: The bottle must be on the ground to play.

sad.gif
Marcalo2007-04-08 20:05:12
QUOTE(shishi @ Apr 8 2007, 01:32 PM) 396649
sad.gif


*sigh* rp went down, excuse for mudsecks went up, and more people got a whole lot more retarded.
Unknown2007-04-08 21:51:05
No more "adult content", people! Its getting sickening.
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Ialie2007-04-08 22:06:58
QUOTE(marcalo @ Apr 8 2007, 04:05 PM) 396661
*sigh* rp went down, excuse for mudsecks went up, and more people got a whole lot more retarded.



I'm not sure why an added Spin the bottle game would make RP go down. I think it is a cute idea.
I use to play a truth or dare game in Lusternia with gold sovereigns. I'd forgotten about that. I may gather some people and start doing that again tongue.gif
Daganev2007-04-08 22:08:32
I like the idea of the spin the bottle thing. Mostly because it shows the willingingness to add little games to the world to give people down time activities.

but ofcourse the bottls will have to be outlawed in glomdoring.
Daganev2007-04-08 22:10:21
Anyone know which thread or post is the one where Shadow says my sig is terrible?
Shishi2007-04-08 22:12:35
QUOTE(Ialie @ Apr 8 2007, 03:06 PM) 396685
I'm not sure why an added Spin the bottle game would make RP go down. I think it is a cute idea.
I use to play a truth or dare game in Lusternia with gold sovereigns. I'd forgotten about that. I may gather some people and start doing that again tongue.gif

I got curious so I bid for one, I meant to bid 5 credits instead of 10... but oh well