Quotes 3

by Charune

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Krellan2007-04-09 05:38:26
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been a maggot for over a day now. Kalodan got turned into a maggot right after me and he was back to human when he logged on this morning over 12 hours ago.
Doman2007-04-09 06:04:21
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Id Status Max/Min Title Winner Days Left
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1 WON 10/10 Spin the Bottle! Shayle 0
2 WON 10/10 Spin the Bottle! Doman 0
3 WON 10/10 Spin the Bottle! Laysus 0
4 WON 25/25 Spin the Bottle! Lendren 0
5 WON 10/10 Spin the Bottle! Kalodan 0
6 WON 17/17 Spin the Bottle! Valarien 0
7 WON 10/10 Spin the Bottle! Kaervas 0
8 WON 10/10 Spin the Bottle! Aesyra 0
9 WON 10/10 Spin the Bottle! Shishi 0
10 WON 10/10 Spin the Bottle! Visaeris 0
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Just found that funny, when it was mentioned they'd be outlawed for Glom biggrin.gif
Arel2007-04-09 06:13:34
QUOTE(Doman @ Apr 9 2007, 02:04 AM) 396840
Just found that funny, when it was mentioned they'd be outlawed for Glom biggrin.gif


Spin the bottle is for privileged members of the Court. After all, we need something to do during those boring, drawn out meetings.

I see that Kaervas got one too. Hrmm...
Shishi2007-04-09 06:19:32
QUOTE(Arel @ Apr 8 2007, 11:13 PM) 396843
Spin the bottle is for privileged members of the Court. After all, we need something to do during those boring, drawn out meetings.

I see that Kaervas got one too. Hrmm...

well it's good for making those all important desisions like when the question is asked, "Who's right?" Just take a spin of the bottle it'll tell you who.
Arix2007-04-09 06:20:40
stupidest. artifact.ever. The only thing worse would be an artifact that let non Illusionists use the Sparkles skill
Anarias2007-04-09 06:28:16
Is sparkles the ability that makes fireworks in the room? If so, I'd buy it so fast.
Arix2007-04-09 06:31:46
yes, it's like fireworks, but single room only
Aison2007-04-09 06:53:18
Take that back, one did.
Ashteru2007-04-09 09:35:09
What the heck? O.o I bid 10 on 9.
Unknown2007-04-09 09:38:03
Muahaha! I have a bottle and you dooon't biggrin.gif tongue.gif


.. sorry just had to..
Ashteru2007-04-09 10:22:09
Pfh, I still got my good looks and my keen intellect.



...Oh damn, I lost so high. sad.gif
Xenthos2007-04-09 12:46:24
QUOTE(Doman @ Apr 9 2007, 02:04 AM) 396840
Just found that funny, when it was mentioned they'd be outlawed for Glom biggrin.gif

While Daganev was overstating the matter slightly, I do imagine that Kaervas, Valarien, and Shayle will keep use of their bottles far away from the Ravenwood and any public gatherings.

(Yes, Valarien. No more "make-the-Ravenwood-speak" type moments! Not even with artifact bottles!)
Laysus2007-04-09 14:14:43
I'm not even sure why I got that one >.>
Shishi2007-04-09 15:00:20
QUOTE(Ashteru @ Apr 9 2007, 02:35 AM) 396860
What the heck? O.o I bid 10 on 9.

I bid 10 on 9 first smile.gif
Unknown2007-04-09 16:30:38
Telling a god He cheats leads to...



Ayridion, the White Flame says, "Would you like to see unfair?"

You say, "Is it going to hurt?"

Ayridion, the White Flame says, "Very good. Let Me show you 'unfair'"

Defensively raising your hands, you back away from this predicament slowly.

Ayridion raises a single palm and chants a solemn note. The air around you
thrums and begins to palpitate.

The air around you warps and shakes.

The air around you warps and shakes.

The air around you warps and shakes.

As Ayridion finalises, something feels terribly wrong within you.

Your body begins to shift and contort, and Ayridion begins to emanate a palpable
fury as He curses you with a rotten, melting body.

You will now be described as "has been cursed by Ayridion into the shape of a
rotting, unknowable creature crafted of pure aesthetical abhorrence."

You give a horrified gasp.

You say, "Noo!"

Ayridion, the White Flame says, "You will walk this world with that body for one
day."

Ayridion, the White Flame smiles and says, "Enjoy!"

A misty haze of energy lingers in Ayridion's wake as He leaves.


(yes I'm leaving some parts out, too bloody long)


You say, "How about.. let's play spin the bottle?"

You say, "If I win You change me back?"

Your eyes raise to the heavens as a look of hope flashes across your face.

You exclaim, "And if Dylara or Sarrasri win You change me back too!"

Ayridion, the White Flame says, "Everyone will join."

A glowing bottle descends, resting on a golden disc of pure light.

Ayridion, the White Flame says, "Aesyra will spin the bottle. If it lands on Me,
I will consider it."

Ayridion, the White Flame says, "If not, Aesyra shall succumb to the one rule of
Spin the Bottle."

With a wistful look on His face, Ayridion touches a glowing bottle.
Reaching down Ayridion touches a glowing bottle and joins the game of
Spin-the-Bottle.

You say, ".. which is.."

With a wistful look on her face, Dylara touches a glowing bottle.
Reaching down Dylara touches a glowing bottle and joins the game of
Spin-the-Bottle.

You reach out and touch a glowing bottle.
Reaching down you touch a glowing bottle and join the game of Spin-the-Bottle.

With a wistful look on his face, Barrin touches a glowing bottle.
Reaching down Barrin touches a glowing bottle and joins the game of
Spin-the-Bottle.

With a wistful look on his face, Gehn touches a glowing bottle.
Reaching down Gehn touches a glowing bottle and joins the game of
Spin-the-Bottle.

With a wistful look on his face, Lendren touches a glowing bottle.
Reaching down Lendren touches a glowing bottle and joins the game of
Spin-the-Bottle.

Reaching down you give a glowing bottle a quick spin, letting it turn wildly in
a circle and hoping for the best.

Spinning steadily, a glowing bottle begins to slow in its rotation.

Still spinning the bottle slows more in its rotation.

Coming to a halt, the bottle wavers a moment before resting with its long neck
pointed directly at Ayridion.

You shout out a happy "Yay!"

Ayridion stares implacably at a glowing bottle.

"Ha!" Sarrasri exclaims with gusto.

Dylara snickers softly to herself.

You look at Ayridion hopefully.

With a benevolence wave of His hand, Ayridion graceously restores Aesyra's
appearance.

You will now be described as "is of a small stature, yet seeming taller at a
glance. Simmering hair of a deep midnight-black tumbles down around her
shoulders, laced through with what appears to be fine strands of silver.
Standing out against her dark hair, are delicately pointed ears, their tips
pierced with several fragile-looking silver hoops. A soft glow emanates from her
fair skin, adding an ethereal quality to her appearance. Set off by her full and
dark lashes, her eyes glimmer out, appearing as swirling shades of blue, green
and grey. Dimples in her full lower lip expose sharp fangs pressing against it,
combining with the slight sharpness of her cheekbones to give a feral cast to
her face. Faint haze in the air behind her betrays feathered wings of pure
thought, manifesting as translucent silver when in use, then fading away to a
mere shimmer on the air when not."

You beam broadly.

Ayridion picks up a glowing bottle.
The game of Spin-the-Bottle has come to an abrupt end.

Ayridion puts a glowing bottle into the Moonhart Mother Tree.
The sound of pixies giggling tinkles from the branches above as tiny hands reach
out and grab a glowing bottle.

Ayridion grumbles angrily.

You say, "My poor bottle.."

A wry smile spreads across Ayridion's face.

A misty haze of energy lingers in Ayridion's wake as He leaves.


Yay for my luck! <3 Ayridion biggrin.gif

Sintor2007-04-09 18:27:11
(Disciples of Klangratch): Talkan says, "Speaking of all this timing reminds me I need to sit down with the handmaiden."
Novinha2007-04-09 19:17:48
I remember this one affliction message you get from a certain Telepath ability (it gives you like a billion fears). Something about all your fine-tuned reflexes being wasted or something like that. THAT really cracks me up.
Tervic2007-04-09 20:45:48
(House of Shadows): Incabulos says, "Ash = Totoro with swords."
Unknown2007-04-10 01:35:34
Couldn't resist scream.gif

Arix has been beaten to a pulp by a cow in
heat..."

midst the sound of crashing sea waves, the voice of Forren resonates, "I
suppose none shall be mooing at you for a time, Arix."
Arix2007-04-10 01:38:49
That cow attack was complete BS, but well worth it