Kharaen2007-04-20 23:51:52
The splatter message is nice...In fact it's awesome. It has splatter in it.
Kharaen2007-04-21 00:24:26
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Serenguard Dinoniel sticks out his tongue and says, "Wow only a merian for less
than a month and already denouncing people as heretics."
than a month and already denouncing people as heretics."
Shamarah2007-04-21 13:45:29
Ayridion, the White Flame floats here, surrounded by a haze of energy. He wields the Staff of the Catholicon in His left hand.
I noticed it with dementia.
I noticed it with dementia.
Unknown2007-04-21 14:12:40
After Jasato and someone else died to Astral Urns
QUOTE
Dark Priest Liconius, The Queen's Undertaker shouts, "You both urned that!"
Moonchilde Songstress, Saiana Carthan, Poetic Dancer shouts, "Earned! not
urned!"
Prince of the White Stag, Kalodan Faechild, Gardener of Roses shouts, "No,
Saiana, for some reason I think it really meant urned.."
Moonchilde Songstress, Saiana Carthan, Poetic Dancer shouts, "I know..."
You see Death Marshal Haiden, Keeper of the Tower shout, "Shut the bloody Nil
up already."
Aqua Initiate Soraka shouts, "Well, it's better than goats, isn't it?"
Prince of the White Stag, Kalodan Faechild, Gardener of Roses shouts, "There's
no such thing as a freak accident when virgins are involved, old man."
Dark Winged Angel, Jasato Kuriskagi, Healer of Hope shouts, "For you, every
times a freak accident, I'm sorry."
Moonchilde Songstress, Saiana Carthan, Poetic Dancer shouts, "Earned! not
urned!"
Prince of the White Stag, Kalodan Faechild, Gardener of Roses shouts, "No,
Saiana, for some reason I think it really meant urned.."
Moonchilde Songstress, Saiana Carthan, Poetic Dancer shouts, "I know..."
You see Death Marshal Haiden, Keeper of the Tower shout, "Shut the bloody Nil
up already."
Aqua Initiate Soraka shouts, "Well, it's better than goats, isn't it?"
Prince of the White Stag, Kalodan Faechild, Gardener of Roses shouts, "There's
no such thing as a freak accident when virgins are involved, old man."
Dark Winged Angel, Jasato Kuriskagi, Healer of Hope shouts, "For you, every
times a freak accident, I'm sorry."
Ayridion2007-04-21 15:59:10
QUOTE(Shamarah @ Apr 21 2007, 02:45 PM) 400368
Ayridion, the White Flame floats here, surrounded by a haze of energy. He wields the Staff of the Catholicon in His left hand.
I noticed it with dementia.
I noticed it with dementia.
Atleast it wasn't something worse...
Diamondais2007-04-22 00:47:52
Ayridion tells you, "My darling! I love a platter of bran, oats and fruit oat mash with walnuts."
It is insanity.
It is insanity.
Xavius2007-04-22 03:29:59
You have been slain by Alianna.
An orange satin hamster falls out of your inventory.
A short haired hamster falls out of your inventory.
A short haired hamster falls out of your inventory.
A long haired hamster falls out of your inventory.
A long haired hamster falls out of your inventory.
An orange satin hamster falls out of your inventory.
A short haired hamster falls out of your inventory.
A tiny hairless hamster falls out of your inventory.
A short haired hamster falls out of your inventory.
A long haired hamster falls out of your inventory.
An orange satin hamster falls out of your inventory.
An orange satin hamster falls out of your inventory.
A long haired hamster falls out of your inventory.
A small Rex hamster falls out of your inventory.
A short haired hamster falls out of your inventory.
A small Rex hamster falls out of your inventory.
A tiny hairless hamster falls out of your inventory.
A small Rex hamster falls out of your inventory.
A small Rex hamster falls out of your inventory.
A short haired hamster falls out of your inventory.
A long haired hamster falls out of your inventory.
A long haired hamster falls out of your inventory.
A short haired hamster falls out of your inventory.
A long haired hamster falls out of your inventory.
A long haired hamster falls out of your inventory.
A short haired hamster falls out of your inventory.
A tiny hairless hamster falls out of your inventory.
A small Rex hamster falls out of your inventory.
A tiny hairless hamster falls out of your inventory.
A small Rex hamster falls out of your inventory.
A small Rex hamster falls out of your inventory.
A long haired hamster falls out of your inventory.
A long haired hamster falls out of your inventory.
A small Rex hamster falls out of your inventory.
A small Rex hamster falls out of your inventory.
An orange satin hamster falls out of your inventory.
A short haired hamster falls out of your inventory.
A short haired hamster falls out of your inventory.
A long haired hamster falls out of your inventory.
A short haired hamster falls out of your inventory.
A tiny hairless hamster falls out of your inventory.
A short haired hamster falls out of your inventory.
A small Rex hamster falls out of your inventory.
An orange satin hamster falls out of your inventory.
A small Rex hamster falls out of your inventory.
A tiny hairless hamster falls out of your inventory.
An orange satin hamster falls out of your inventory.
A small Rex hamster falls out of your inventory.
A short haired hamster falls out of your inventory.
A long haired hamster falls out of your inventory.
A small Rex hamster falls out of your inventory.
A long haired hamster falls out of your inventory.
A small Rex hamster falls out of your inventory.
A short haired hamster falls out of your inventory.
A small Rex hamster falls out of your inventory.
A small Rex hamster falls out of your inventory.
A short haired hamster falls out of your inventory.
An orange satin hamster falls out of your inventory.
A short haired hamster falls out of your inventory.
A long haired hamster falls out of your inventory.
A short haired hamster falls out of your inventory.
A long haired hamster falls out of your inventory.
A long haired hamster falls out of your inventory.
A small Rex hamster falls out of your inventory.
A long haired hamster falls out of your inventory.
A short haired hamster falls out of your inventory.
A short haired hamster falls out of your inventory.
An orange satin hamster falls out of your inventory.
A small Rex hamster falls out of your inventory.
A short haired hamster falls out of your inventory.
An orange satin hamster falls out of your inventory.
A short haired hamster falls out of your inventory.
A short haired hamster falls out of your inventory.
A long haired hamster falls out of your inventory.
A short haired hamster falls out of your inventory.
A piece of black earwort falls out of your inventory.
A piece of black earwort falls out of your inventory.
A piece of black earwort falls out of your inventory.
A piece of black earwort falls out of your inventory.
A piece of black earwort falls out of your inventory.
A piece of black earwort falls out of your inventory.
A long haired hamster falls out of your inventory.
A short haired hamster falls out of your inventory.
A short haired hamster falls out of your inventory.
0h, 4244m, 3769e, 10p elrx<>-
You are dead and cannot do that.
An orange satin hamster falls out of your inventory.
A short haired hamster falls out of your inventory.
A short haired hamster falls out of your inventory.
A long haired hamster falls out of your inventory.
A long haired hamster falls out of your inventory.
An orange satin hamster falls out of your inventory.
A short haired hamster falls out of your inventory.
A tiny hairless hamster falls out of your inventory.
A short haired hamster falls out of your inventory.
A long haired hamster falls out of your inventory.
An orange satin hamster falls out of your inventory.
An orange satin hamster falls out of your inventory.
A long haired hamster falls out of your inventory.
A small Rex hamster falls out of your inventory.
A short haired hamster falls out of your inventory.
A small Rex hamster falls out of your inventory.
A tiny hairless hamster falls out of your inventory.
A small Rex hamster falls out of your inventory.
A small Rex hamster falls out of your inventory.
A short haired hamster falls out of your inventory.
A long haired hamster falls out of your inventory.
A long haired hamster falls out of your inventory.
A short haired hamster falls out of your inventory.
A long haired hamster falls out of your inventory.
A long haired hamster falls out of your inventory.
A short haired hamster falls out of your inventory.
A tiny hairless hamster falls out of your inventory.
A small Rex hamster falls out of your inventory.
A tiny hairless hamster falls out of your inventory.
A small Rex hamster falls out of your inventory.
A small Rex hamster falls out of your inventory.
A long haired hamster falls out of your inventory.
A long haired hamster falls out of your inventory.
A small Rex hamster falls out of your inventory.
A small Rex hamster falls out of your inventory.
An orange satin hamster falls out of your inventory.
A short haired hamster falls out of your inventory.
A short haired hamster falls out of your inventory.
A long haired hamster falls out of your inventory.
A short haired hamster falls out of your inventory.
A tiny hairless hamster falls out of your inventory.
A short haired hamster falls out of your inventory.
A small Rex hamster falls out of your inventory.
An orange satin hamster falls out of your inventory.
A small Rex hamster falls out of your inventory.
A tiny hairless hamster falls out of your inventory.
An orange satin hamster falls out of your inventory.
A small Rex hamster falls out of your inventory.
A short haired hamster falls out of your inventory.
A long haired hamster falls out of your inventory.
A small Rex hamster falls out of your inventory.
A long haired hamster falls out of your inventory.
A small Rex hamster falls out of your inventory.
A short haired hamster falls out of your inventory.
A small Rex hamster falls out of your inventory.
A small Rex hamster falls out of your inventory.
A short haired hamster falls out of your inventory.
An orange satin hamster falls out of your inventory.
A short haired hamster falls out of your inventory.
A long haired hamster falls out of your inventory.
A short haired hamster falls out of your inventory.
A long haired hamster falls out of your inventory.
A long haired hamster falls out of your inventory.
A small Rex hamster falls out of your inventory.
A long haired hamster falls out of your inventory.
A short haired hamster falls out of your inventory.
A short haired hamster falls out of your inventory.
An orange satin hamster falls out of your inventory.
A small Rex hamster falls out of your inventory.
A short haired hamster falls out of your inventory.
An orange satin hamster falls out of your inventory.
A short haired hamster falls out of your inventory.
A short haired hamster falls out of your inventory.
A long haired hamster falls out of your inventory.
A short haired hamster falls out of your inventory.
A piece of black earwort falls out of your inventory.
A piece of black earwort falls out of your inventory.
A piece of black earwort falls out of your inventory.
A piece of black earwort falls out of your inventory.
A piece of black earwort falls out of your inventory.
A piece of black earwort falls out of your inventory.
A long haired hamster falls out of your inventory.
A short haired hamster falls out of your inventory.
A short haired hamster falls out of your inventory.
0h, 4244m, 3769e, 10p elrx<>-
You are dead and cannot do that.
Arix2007-04-22 03:55:35
whoever taught Kalodan that bird song is going to suffer my boot up their ass
Xavius2007-04-22 05:11:06
QUOTE(Arix @ Apr 21 2007, 10:55 PM) 400465
whoever taught Kalodan that bird song is going to suffer my boot up their ass
That would be me. Is it going to good use?
Furien2007-04-22 05:31:34
Talking to Kalodan about a new smudge idea for Ecologists. It made me giggle. A lot.
QUOTE
Kalodan tells you, "The entire intention of ecology is it suggests it's link
with the natural world around us, not just forests."
Kalodan tells you, "There's a reason there's no "EtherealSmudge" or a "WaterPlaneSmudge" or a "EarthPlaneSmudge" or a "AstralSmudge"."
Kalodan tells you, "I want a smudge using 2 sparkleberry that heals 5-600 health, mana and ego for all allies in the room."
Kalodan tells you, "And a 2 merbloom smudge which gives my allies insomnia!"
Kalodan tells you, "And a two earwort smudge which gives all my allies truehearing!!"
Kalodan tells you, "MUAHAHA."
Kalodan tells you, "((Imma go play Prince of Persia. My addiction calls. No power cost, that's just gay.))"
Kalodan tells you, "((Ecology already is a seriously power whoring skill.))"
with the natural world around us, not just forests."
Kalodan tells you, "There's a reason there's no "EtherealSmudge" or a "WaterPlaneSmudge" or a "EarthPlaneSmudge" or a "AstralSmudge"."
Kalodan tells you, "I want a smudge using 2 sparkleberry that heals 5-600 health, mana and ego for all allies in the room."
Kalodan tells you, "And a 2 merbloom smudge which gives my allies insomnia!"
Kalodan tells you, "And a two earwort smudge which gives all my allies truehearing!!"
Kalodan tells you, "MUAHAHA."
Kalodan tells you, "((Imma go play Prince of Persia. My addiction calls. No power cost, that's just gay.))"
Kalodan tells you, "((Ecology already is a seriously power whoring skill.))"
Inox2007-04-22 06:03:17
(Serenwilde): Dristig says, "Wow... two leather pieces, a squirrel and a
seashell..."
(Serenwilde): Dristig says, "That's what I need to have a loincloth made..."
(Serenwilde): Dristig says, "I think my brain just broke..."
(Serenwilde): Dristig says, "A live squirrel..."
(Serenwilde): Dristig says, "I'll be wearing... a live squirrel... on my
groin?"
(Serenwilde): You say, "A dead squirrel."
(Serenwilde): You say, "The fur, more specifically."
(Serenwilde): Dristig says, "Oh, that's slightly less bad..."
(Serenwilde): Alianna says, "You need the body."
(Serenwilde): Sarrasri (from the Earth Elemental Plane) says, "Would be hard to
get it to go with you live."
(Serenwilde): You say, "And painful."
(Serenwilde): Sarrasri (from the Earth Elemental Plane) says, "And I suppose
the scratches wouldn't be nice either."
(Serenwilde): Dristig says, "There's a joke in there somewhere."
He was referring to this design:
seashell..."
(Serenwilde): Dristig says, "That's what I need to have a loincloth made..."
(Serenwilde): Dristig says, "I think my brain just broke..."
(Serenwilde): Dristig says, "A live squirrel..."
(Serenwilde): Dristig says, "I'll be wearing... a live squirrel... on my
groin?"
(Serenwilde): You say, "A dead squirrel."
(Serenwilde): You say, "The fur, more specifically."
(Serenwilde): Dristig says, "Oh, that's slightly less bad..."
(Serenwilde): Alianna says, "You need the body."
(Serenwilde): Sarrasri (from the Earth Elemental Plane) says, "Would be hard to
get it to go with you live."
(Serenwilde): You say, "And painful."
(Serenwilde): Sarrasri (from the Earth Elemental Plane) says, "And I suppose
the scratches wouldn't be nice either."
(Serenwilde): Dristig says, "There's a joke in there somewhere."
He was referring to this design:
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You carefully study a tailoring pattern.
Item: Loincloth Type: Underwear Org: Public
Commodities: leather 2 squirrel 1 seashell 1
Layer: UNDERWEAR Bodyparts: waist
IMPORTANT: The main noun of this item MUST use this name: LOINCLOTH
Appearance:
a primitive leather loincloth
Dropped:
A primitive leather loincloth has been discarded here.
Examined:
This loincloth is made from sturdy, rich brown leather that's been lined
with suede to make it comfortable. The hemline is ragged and primitive,
with simple leather straps tying at the sides to keep it on. It provides
just enough coverage in both the front and back for modesty while
allowing for maximum freedom of movement. Sun-bleached white shells and
small animal bones have been worked into a complex geometric pattern on
the front apron. Richly dyed porcupine quills have been woven
throughout, adding depth and subtle structure to the design.
Comments:
Item: Loincloth Type: Underwear Org: Public
Commodities: leather 2 squirrel 1 seashell 1
Layer: UNDERWEAR Bodyparts: waist
IMPORTANT: The main noun of this item MUST use this name: LOINCLOTH
Appearance:
a primitive leather loincloth
Dropped:
A primitive leather loincloth has been discarded here.
Examined:
This loincloth is made from sturdy, rich brown leather that's been lined
with suede to make it comfortable. The hemline is ragged and primitive,
with simple leather straps tying at the sides to keep it on. It provides
just enough coverage in both the front and back for modesty while
allowing for maximum freedom of movement. Sun-bleached white shells and
small animal bones have been worked into a complex geometric pattern on
the front apron. Richly dyed porcupine quills have been woven
throughout, adding depth and subtle structure to the design.
Comments:
Unknown2007-04-22 09:33:43
A dark underwater cave.
The cave is irregularly shaped inside black rock, its floor covered with coarse
black sand. The water is frigid, though somehow clear, as if not even the
smallest living organism could survive here. The walls of the cave are smooth
and carved into its hard surface are arcane symbols and glyphs, glowing a
bloody red. Several pieces of furniture has been dragged into the cave, an
ornate golden chair and table, though both have been ravaged by time and the
salty seawater. An aura of malevolence permeates the cave. Floating in the
murky waters is the decaying form of Emperor Ladantine VII. Lined with holy
fire, a celestial archangel stands loftily on a floating cloud, regarding you
with her sympathetic eyes of light. Dark Winged Angel, Jasato, Healer of Hope
is here. He wields a blackened tower shield with a serrated-edge in his left
hand and a gleaming symbol of hope in his right. Kalas Ixion, Ancient
Ur'Marshal towers here. He wields a scimitar of the black widow in each hand.
You see a single exit leading northwest.
3218h, 2952m, 2691e, 10p, 12895en, 12130w exk-
Kaalak takes a drink from a turquoise vial.
3218h, 2952m, 2691e, 10p, 12895en, 12130w exk-
Ixion leaps into the air and launches a flying kick at Kaalak.
Ixion connects.
3218h, 2952m, 2691e, 10p, 12895en, 12130w exk-
Kaalak fondles himself absently.
3218h, 2952m, 2691e, 10p, 12895en, 12130w exk-blink
You blink.
The cave is irregularly shaped inside black rock, its floor covered with coarse
black sand. The water is frigid, though somehow clear, as if not even the
smallest living organism could survive here. The walls of the cave are smooth
and carved into its hard surface are arcane symbols and glyphs, glowing a
bloody red. Several pieces of furniture has been dragged into the cave, an
ornate golden chair and table, though both have been ravaged by time and the
salty seawater. An aura of malevolence permeates the cave. Floating in the
murky waters is the decaying form of Emperor Ladantine VII. Lined with holy
fire, a celestial archangel stands loftily on a floating cloud, regarding you
with her sympathetic eyes of light. Dark Winged Angel, Jasato, Healer of Hope
is here. He wields a blackened tower shield with a serrated-edge in his left
hand and a gleaming symbol of hope in his right. Kalas Ixion, Ancient
Ur'Marshal towers here. He wields a scimitar of the black widow in each hand.
You see a single exit leading northwest.
3218h, 2952m, 2691e, 10p, 12895en, 12130w exk-
Kaalak takes a drink from a turquoise vial.
3218h, 2952m, 2691e, 10p, 12895en, 12130w exk-
Ixion leaps into the air and launches a flying kick at Kaalak.
Ixion connects.
3218h, 2952m, 2691e, 10p, 12895en, 12130w exk-
Kaalak fondles himself absently.
3218h, 2952m, 2691e, 10p, 12895en, 12130w exk-blink
You blink.
Ixion2007-04-22 10:09:32
Yeah I was bored- he couldn't do anything but sip.. so I just kicked him. I wanted to finish with a kick like old times, not really worth status though. Karma loss sucks..
Bashara2007-04-22 11:16:58
Fun times in Glomdoring
a few minutes later...
a few minutes LATER
Sorry about the... er, longness of this. Once I get on a roll, I really can't stop
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(The Blood Pack): You say, "So what the hell?"
(The Blood Pack): You say, "What is this clan!!!!!!"
(The Blood Pack): Hyrtakos says, "A place where friends can help you get over
your womanizing ways."
(The Blood Pack): You say, "**** yo couch, *****."
(The Blood Pack): You say, "I'm sorry, I shouldn't have said that."
(The Blood Pack): You say, "I think your couch is wonderful."
(The Blood Pack): Hyrtakos says, "See... shoulda never gave this ***** money."
(The Blood Pack): You say, "What money?"
(The Blood Pack): You say, "Do I owe you money?"
(The Blood Pack): Hyrtakos says, "Is that a serious question?"
(The Blood Pack): You say, ">_>."
(The Blood Pack): You say, "Spidey sense tingling."
a few minutes later....(The Blood Pack): You say, "What is this clan!!!!!!"
(The Blood Pack): Hyrtakos says, "A place where friends can help you get over
your womanizing ways."
(The Blood Pack): You say, "**** yo couch, *****."
(The Blood Pack): You say, "I'm sorry, I shouldn't have said that."
(The Blood Pack): You say, "I think your couch is wonderful."
(The Blood Pack): Hyrtakos says, "See... shoulda never gave this ***** money."
(The Blood Pack): You say, "What money?"
(The Blood Pack): You say, "Do I owe you money?"
(The Blood Pack): Hyrtakos says, "Is that a serious question?"
(The Blood Pack): You say, ">_>."
(The Blood Pack): You say, "Spidey sense tingling."
QUOTE
(The Blood Pack): You say, "But seriously, do I?"
(The Blood Pack): Hyrtakos says, "Nah it's cool. I gave up on my reparations for snowball removal long ago."
(The Blood Pack): Ragniliff says, "Heh."
(The Blood Pack): You say, "Screw you."
(The Blood Pack): You say, "I coulda been rich."
(The Blood Pack): You say, "But I guess orclach aren't meant to work in cold climates, eh?"
(The Blood Pack): Hyrtakos says, "That's right. We're too stupid and go after chilly women to begin with, so when we head to work and get the same result... just can't deal, man."
(The Blood Pack): You say, "Hey, my daughter is quite warm, thank you."
(The Blood Pack): Hyrtakos says, "Oh, she was plenty hot and fiesty about her head being on a spike."
(The Blood Pack): You say, "That was wonderful ."
(The Blood Pack): You say, "It's the only way to get a head nowadays."
(The Blood Pack): Hyrtakos says, "It's a mystery... it's so great how everyone asks how it got there and no one knows."
(The Blood Pack): You say, "Really?"
(The Blood Pack): Hyrtakos says, "Erk... getting head from your daughter..."
(The Blood Pack): Hyrtakos says, "Nooooot gonna follow you there."
(The Blood Pack): You say, "O_O;;."
(The Blood Pack): You say, "Not that I would know anything about that."
(The Blood Pack): Hyrtakos says, "I dunno... I remembered when I was a young buck and you two were all flirty and stuff. Heh."
(The Blood Pack): You say, "Hey, you have to be 5 decades old to remember being young."
(The Blood Pack): You say, "Wait..."
(The Blood Pack): You say, "Who's flirty with who??"
(The Blood Pack): Hyrtakos says, "I'm still a relative babe, what are you talking about? And Yseult! You!"
(The Blood Pack): You say, ">_>."
(The Blood Pack): You say, "I don't recall flirting with my daughter."
(The Blood Pack): Hyrtakos says, "Maybe I'm crazy then."
(The Blood Pack): You say, "Then again, that's probably just my prepared defense for when I go on trial for child molestation."
(The Blood Pack): Hyrtakos says, "In all fairness to the court, I believe it was before you had recognized her as your child."
(The Blood Pack): You say, "Gotta admit though, she was indeed H-O-T."
(The Blood Pack): Ragniliff says, "It was more of her flirting with him, if I recall."
(The Blood Pack): You say, "For me, that is "
(The Blood Pack): You say, "Was it??"
(The Blood Pack): You say, "I wouldn't know, what with being a senile old man and all that."
(The Blood Pack): You say, "Right Hyrt?"
(The Blood Pack): Hyrtakos says, "Damn skippy."
(The Blood Pack): You say, "You and Viravain."
(The Blood Pack): Hyrtakos says, "Can't wait until I get old and have the all-encompassing excuse."
(The Blood Pack): Ragniliff says, "Psh. You're still too young to be senile. Though just right for having a selective memory."
(The Blood Pack): You say, "I have no idea what you're talking about, Raggy."
(The Blood Pack): Ragniliff says, "Yeah, I get that a lot."
(The Blood Pack): Hyrtakos says, "He seems to only recall words from women that take on a flirty undertone."
(The Blood Pack): You say, "That's not true!"
(The Blood Pack): You say, "I remember everything Viravain's ever said to me."
(The Blood Pack): You say, "Viravain says to you "Hey there good lookin', whatcha got cookin'?""
(The Blood Pack): Hyrtakos says, "Hahaha."
(The Blood Pack): You say, "What?"
(The Blood Pack): You say, "It's true!"
(The Blood Pack): You say, "That's all she's ever said to me."
(The Blood Pack): Hyrtakos says, "That's what happens when people get to drinking."
(The Blood Pack): You say, "Are you implying something Hyrtakos?"
(The Blood Pack): You say, "Or are you inferring?"
(The Blood Pack): Hyrtakos says, "Inference all the way."
(The Blood Pack): You say, "Just as long as we're clear on that."
(The Blood Pack): Hyrtakos says, "Nah it's cool. I gave up on my reparations for snowball removal long ago."
(The Blood Pack): Ragniliff says, "Heh."
(The Blood Pack): You say, "Screw you."
(The Blood Pack): You say, "I coulda been rich."
(The Blood Pack): You say, "But I guess orclach aren't meant to work in cold climates, eh?"
(The Blood Pack): Hyrtakos says, "That's right. We're too stupid and go after chilly women to begin with, so when we head to work and get the same result... just can't deal, man."
(The Blood Pack): You say, "Hey, my daughter is quite warm, thank you."
(The Blood Pack): Hyrtakos says, "Oh, she was plenty hot and fiesty about her head being on a spike."
(The Blood Pack): You say, "That was wonderful ."
(The Blood Pack): You say, "It's the only way to get a head nowadays."
(The Blood Pack): Hyrtakos says, "It's a mystery... it's so great how everyone asks how it got there and no one knows."
(The Blood Pack): You say, "Really?"
(The Blood Pack): Hyrtakos says, "Erk... getting head from your daughter..."
(The Blood Pack): Hyrtakos says, "Nooooot gonna follow you there."
(The Blood Pack): You say, "O_O;;."
(The Blood Pack): You say, "Not that I would know anything about that."
(The Blood Pack): Hyrtakos says, "I dunno... I remembered when I was a young buck and you two were all flirty and stuff. Heh."
(The Blood Pack): You say, "Hey, you have to be 5 decades old to remember being young."
(The Blood Pack): You say, "Wait..."
(The Blood Pack): You say, "Who's flirty with who??"
(The Blood Pack): Hyrtakos says, "I'm still a relative babe, what are you talking about? And Yseult! You!"
(The Blood Pack): You say, ">_>."
(The Blood Pack): You say, "I don't recall flirting with my daughter."
(The Blood Pack): Hyrtakos says, "Maybe I'm crazy then."
(The Blood Pack): You say, "Then again, that's probably just my prepared defense for when I go on trial for child molestation."
(The Blood Pack): Hyrtakos says, "In all fairness to the court, I believe it was before you had recognized her as your child."
(The Blood Pack): You say, "Gotta admit though, she was indeed H-O-T."
(The Blood Pack): Ragniliff says, "It was more of her flirting with him, if I recall."
(The Blood Pack): You say, "For me, that is "
(The Blood Pack): You say, "Was it??"
(The Blood Pack): You say, "I wouldn't know, what with being a senile old man and all that."
(The Blood Pack): You say, "Right Hyrt?"
(The Blood Pack): Hyrtakos says, "Damn skippy."
(The Blood Pack): You say, "You and Viravain."
(The Blood Pack): Hyrtakos says, "Can't wait until I get old and have the all-encompassing excuse."
(The Blood Pack): Ragniliff says, "Psh. You're still too young to be senile. Though just right for having a selective memory."
(The Blood Pack): You say, "I have no idea what you're talking about, Raggy."
(The Blood Pack): Ragniliff says, "Yeah, I get that a lot."
(The Blood Pack): Hyrtakos says, "He seems to only recall words from women that take on a flirty undertone."
(The Blood Pack): You say, "That's not true!"
(The Blood Pack): You say, "I remember everything Viravain's ever said to me."
(The Blood Pack): You say, "Viravain says to you "Hey there good lookin', whatcha got cookin'?""
(The Blood Pack): Hyrtakos says, "Hahaha."
(The Blood Pack): You say, "What?"
(The Blood Pack): You say, "It's true!"
(The Blood Pack): You say, "That's all she's ever said to me."
(The Blood Pack): Hyrtakos says, "That's what happens when people get to drinking."
(The Blood Pack): You say, "Are you implying something Hyrtakos?"
(The Blood Pack): You say, "Or are you inferring?"
(The Blood Pack): Hyrtakos says, "Inference all the way."
(The Blood Pack): You say, "Just as long as we're clear on that."
a few minutes later...
QUOTE
(The Blood Pack): You say, "Yeah, I'm out of material. Johnny, play me off."
(The Blood Pack): You say, "Thank you folks, you've been a great audience."
(The Blood Pack): Hyrtakos says, "Booo."
(The Blood Pack): You say, "No throwing tomatoes."
(The Blood Pack): You say, "Are there tomatoes in Lusternia?"
(The Blood Pack): Hyrtakos says, "Yes."
(The Blood Pack): You say, "And you just happen to have some, don't you?"
(The Blood Pack): Hyrtakos says, "Nah, been a while since I stormed through Estelbar."
(The Blood Pack): You say, "Bloody shame."
(The Blood Pack): You say, "I wanted to make pizza."
(The Blood Pack): Hyrtakos says, "Let me build up some cushion on titanhood and then I'll get me a nice stockpile for your next bomb of a performance."
(The Blood Pack): You say, "I can no makea da sauce withoutah the tamatoes."
(The Blood Pack): You say, "Hah hah. Screw you funny man."
(The Blood Pack): You say, "It ain't easy being the commune's jester."
(The Blood Pack): Hyrtakos says, "I already gave the commune jester's hat away."
(The Blood Pack): You say, "Yeah, I noticed. That hat was mine all the way."
(The Blood Pack): You say, "That punk couldn't do a stand up bit for more than 30 seconds."
(The Blood Pack): You say, "I could at least get a minute in before I started bombing."
(The Blood Pack): Hyrtakos says, "She has excuses though."
(The Blood Pack): You say, "Like what?"
(The Blood Pack): Hyrtakos says, "She'll get back into her prime."
(The Blood Pack): Hyrtakos says, "She just had a kid IRL? ."
(The Blood Pack): You say, "Hrm."
(The Blood Pack): You say, "She did?"
(The Blood Pack): You say, "Oh yeah, I remember that."
(The Blood Pack): You say, "It was after the comment of how she thought I was a raging sex machine."
(The Blood Pack): Hyrtakos says, "That's why she's up so late... worried and stuff. I swear to the gods everytime I ask for less drama they laugh and spite me!"
(The Blood Pack): You say, "You and me both, brother."
a few minutes later...(The Blood Pack): You say, "Thank you folks, you've been a great audience."
(The Blood Pack): Hyrtakos says, "Booo."
(The Blood Pack): You say, "No throwing tomatoes."
(The Blood Pack): You say, "Are there tomatoes in Lusternia?"
(The Blood Pack): Hyrtakos says, "Yes."
(The Blood Pack): You say, "And you just happen to have some, don't you?"
(The Blood Pack): Hyrtakos says, "Nah, been a while since I stormed through Estelbar."
(The Blood Pack): You say, "Bloody shame."
(The Blood Pack): You say, "I wanted to make pizza."
(The Blood Pack): Hyrtakos says, "Let me build up some cushion on titanhood and then I'll get me a nice stockpile for your next bomb of a performance."
(The Blood Pack): You say, "I can no makea da sauce withoutah the tamatoes."
(The Blood Pack): You say, "Hah hah. Screw you funny man."
(The Blood Pack): You say, "It ain't easy being the commune's jester."
(The Blood Pack): Hyrtakos says, "I already gave the commune jester's hat away."
(The Blood Pack): You say, "Yeah, I noticed. That hat was mine all the way."
(The Blood Pack): You say, "That punk couldn't do a stand up bit for more than 30 seconds."
(The Blood Pack): You say, "I could at least get a minute in before I started bombing."
(The Blood Pack): Hyrtakos says, "She has excuses though."
(The Blood Pack): You say, "Like what?"
(The Blood Pack): Hyrtakos says, "She'll get back into her prime."
(The Blood Pack): Hyrtakos says, "She just had a kid IRL? ."
(The Blood Pack): You say, "Hrm."
(The Blood Pack): You say, "She did?"
(The Blood Pack): You say, "Oh yeah, I remember that."
(The Blood Pack): You say, "It was after the comment of how she thought I was a raging sex machine."
(The Blood Pack): Hyrtakos says, "That's why she's up so late... worried and stuff. I swear to the gods everytime I ask for less drama they laugh and spite me!"
(The Blood Pack): You say, "You and me both, brother."
QUOTE
(The Blood Pack): Hyrtakos says, "Well I gotta take off."
(The Blood Pack): You say, "Peace mano."
(The Blood Pack): Ragniliff says, "Take care."
(The Blood Pack): Hyrtakos says, "Try not to let him molest anymore innocent girls at the Tree."
(The Blood Pack): You say, "Hey."
(The Blood Pack): You say, "They never found the condom."
(The Blood Pack): Hyrtakos says, "Roooofl."
(The Blood Pack): You say, "That's all I'm saying."
(The Blood Pack): You say, "Peace mano."
(The Blood Pack): Ragniliff says, "Take care."
(The Blood Pack): Hyrtakos says, "Try not to let him molest anymore innocent girls at the Tree."
(The Blood Pack): You say, "Hey."
(The Blood Pack): You say, "They never found the condom."
(The Blood Pack): Hyrtakos says, "Roooofl."
(The Blood Pack): You say, "That's all I'm saying."
a few minutes LATER
QUOTE
(The Blood Pack): You say, "That does it."
(The Blood Pack): You say, "From now on, I only speak ze Russian language."
(The Blood Pack): Ragniliff says, "Only so long as you replace every instance
of water in your life with vodka."
(The Blood Pack): You say, "Damnit."
(The Blood Pack): You say, "There is no vodka in Lusternia."
(The Blood Pack): Ragniliff says, "Otherwise it doesn't quite work."
(The Blood Pack): You say, "WHERE ARE ZE COOKS!!"
(The Blood Pack): Ragniliff says, "They got a little overzealous and fell in
the pot. We thought about fishing them out, but decided they'd go far in
enhancing the flavour."
(The Blood Pack): You say, "Rofl."
(The Blood Pack): You say, "From now on, I only speak ze Russian language."
(The Blood Pack): Ragniliff says, "Only so long as you replace every instance
of water in your life with vodka."
(The Blood Pack): You say, "Damnit."
(The Blood Pack): You say, "There is no vodka in Lusternia."
(The Blood Pack): Ragniliff says, "Otherwise it doesn't quite work."
(The Blood Pack): You say, "WHERE ARE ZE COOKS!!"
(The Blood Pack): Ragniliff says, "They got a little overzealous and fell in
the pot. We thought about fishing them out, but decided they'd go far in
enhancing the flavour."
(The Blood Pack): You say, "Rofl."
Sorry about the... er, longness of this. Once I get on a roll, I really can't stop
Kharaen2007-04-22 12:54:59
How Lysandus fails at being a Champion:
Seeing that I have new messages, I get giddy and excited thinking that it might be praise from Athine for her portrait I drew (best drawing I ever did, I THINK).
Unfortunately, I get a message from Lysandus, and without even reading it, I know it's some threat or other about being enemied to Celest.
Message #536 Sent by: Lysandus
04/22 03:51 "Remove the pits around Shanthmark or you will be branded as an
enemy."
I'm thinking he's messaging me...why..? I've been a Moon user for well over half a decade and barely used traps when I was a Tracker...wastes too many damned comms and poisons.
Kharaen responds in Kharaen fashion to yet another attempt by Celest to find ANY reason to enemy her.
You sent the following message to Lysandus: How the can I remove pits when
I've been a Moon users for half a decade?
You have deleted message #536.
You sent the following message to Lysandus: Serious, get a bloody life and stop
looking for reasons to enemy people, you idiot.
My work done, I thought, I look at the picture cause its so pretty. I love the gargoyle
Unfortunately, he's still in the realms and acting like an idiot again.
Lysandus has just left you message #536.
What does he want now?
Message #536 Sent by: Lysandus
04/22 12:34 "I was in shanthmark when a pit hit me, I have a tracker identify
the owner of this traps and mentions your name."
You have deleted message #536.
-sigh- For a Champion, he doesn't know much about trapping. I might as well explain it to him, and I'm not in a happy mood.
You tell Canticle of the Righteous, Lysandus, the Vagabond, "..."
You tell Canticle of the Righteous, Lysandus, the Vagabond, "You're some kind of
idiot."
Lysandus tells you, "Not kidding."
Lysandus tells you, "The tracker told me it's from you."
You tell Canticle of the Righteous, Lysandus, the Vagabond, "Traps only hit
enemied people, and if they're in the same plane."
Lysandus tells you, "Well it hit me."
Lysandus tells you, "And I asked for a tracker to identify the traps and says
it's yours."
You tell Canticle of the Righteous, Lysandus, the Vagabond, "A) you aren't my
personal enemy, I wasn't in the fricking realms."
Lysandus tells you, "Well I'm sorry then but that's what I was told."
You tell Canticle of the Righteous, Lysandus, the Vagabond, "If logic fails you,
then there's nothing I can do to help you."
And I'm a bit paranoid, I check my enemies to make sure Lysandus isn't on the list, though he's making me want to put him there with all his BS towards Kharaen.
You have no enemies.
: Unenemied
Nope, no enemies. Awesome work, Lysandus. So I remind him of his duties as a Champion. If even I know info he doesn't, he's in very bad shape.
Lysandus tells you, "Do you think I'm the kind who has any idea how traps work?"
This made me chuckle for a couple moments.
You tell Canticle of the Righteous, Lysandus, the Vagabond, "You're a bloody
champion. If you don't, then you seriously need to catch up on your homework."
Lysandus tells you, "Being a champion doesn't mean he know's -everything-."
Dinoniel tells you, "-hug-." <-- Doesn't know what's happening, but still knows what to do. He's awesome.
Lysandus tells you, "If you want to file a complaint, message Jigan, he's the
one who told me it was your traps that hit me."
Jigan, I'm coming after you next.
Soooo frustrated and tired of Celest's constant attempts to enemy Kharaen. Every year it's something new! Sometimes they don't even wait for a new year! If it didn't make me laugh, I'd be crying.
Seeing that I have new messages, I get giddy and excited thinking that it might be praise from Athine for her portrait I drew (best drawing I ever did, I THINK).
Unfortunately, I get a message from Lysandus, and without even reading it, I know it's some threat or other about being enemied to Celest.
QUOTE
Message #536 Sent by: Lysandus
04/22 03:51 "Remove the pits around Shanthmark or you will be branded as an
enemy."
I'm thinking he's messaging me...why..? I've been a Moon user for well over half a decade and barely used traps when I was a Tracker...wastes too many damned comms and poisons.
Kharaen responds in Kharaen fashion to yet another attempt by Celest to find ANY reason to enemy her.
You sent the following message to Lysandus: How the can I remove pits when
I've been a Moon users for half a decade?
You have deleted message #536.
You sent the following message to Lysandus: Serious, get a bloody life and stop
looking for reasons to enemy people, you idiot.
My work done, I thought, I look at the picture cause its so pretty. I love the gargoyle
Unfortunately, he's still in the realms and acting like an idiot again.
Lysandus has just left you message #536.
What does he want now?
Message #536 Sent by: Lysandus
04/22 12:34 "I was in shanthmark when a pit hit me, I have a tracker identify
the owner of this traps and mentions your name."
You have deleted message #536.
-sigh- For a Champion, he doesn't know much about trapping. I might as well explain it to him, and I'm not in a happy mood.
You tell Canticle of the Righteous, Lysandus, the Vagabond, "..."
You tell Canticle of the Righteous, Lysandus, the Vagabond, "You're some kind of
idiot."
Lysandus tells you, "Not kidding."
Lysandus tells you, "The tracker told me it's from you."
You tell Canticle of the Righteous, Lysandus, the Vagabond, "Traps only hit
enemied people, and if they're in the same plane."
Lysandus tells you, "Well it hit me."
Lysandus tells you, "And I asked for a tracker to identify the traps and says
it's yours."
You tell Canticle of the Righteous, Lysandus, the Vagabond, "A) you aren't my
personal enemy, I wasn't in the fricking realms."
Lysandus tells you, "Well I'm sorry then but that's what I was told."
You tell Canticle of the Righteous, Lysandus, the Vagabond, "If logic fails you,
then there's nothing I can do to help you."
And I'm a bit paranoid, I check my enemies to make sure Lysandus isn't on the list, though he's making me want to put him there with all his BS towards Kharaen.
You have no enemies.
: Unenemied
Nope, no enemies. Awesome work, Lysandus. So I remind him of his duties as a Champion. If even I know info he doesn't, he's in very bad shape.
Lysandus tells you, "Do you think I'm the kind who has any idea how traps work?"
This made me chuckle for a couple moments.
You tell Canticle of the Righteous, Lysandus, the Vagabond, "You're a bloody
champion. If you don't, then you seriously need to catch up on your homework."
Lysandus tells you, "Being a champion doesn't mean he know's -everything-."
Dinoniel tells you, "-hug-." <-- Doesn't know what's happening, but still knows what to do. He's awesome.
Lysandus tells you, "If you want to file a complaint, message Jigan, he's the
one who told me it was your traps that hit me."
Jigan, I'm coming after you next.
Soooo frustrated and tired of Celest's constant attempts to enemy Kharaen. Every year it's something new! Sometimes they don't even wait for a new year! If it didn't make me laugh, I'd be crying.
Unknown2007-04-22 12:59:51
QUOTE
pit west Before a large timbe T
pit south Before a large timbe
pit east The entrance to the T
pit east A well-lit hallway
pit west A well-lit hallway
pit east An exquisitely carve
pit up An exquisitely carve
pit north Outside a well tende T
pit south Before a large timbe
pit east The entrance to the T
pit east A well-lit hallway
pit west A well-lit hallway
pit east An exquisitely carve
pit up An exquisitely carve
pit north Outside a well tende T
QUOTE
4590h, 2952m, 3186e, 10p, 21850en, 13660w exkdb-enemies
Starsong of the Arts, Tenebrae Hartfire
Baron Zacc, the Celestian Herbalist
Penumbra Zhaneel, Servant of Death
Pyrus Kundu Kor'Lathh, Keeper of Crow's heart
Spirit Warden Exeryte Ay'Rusalki, Evangelist of Shadows
Lord Dirgesinger Daedalion Rillaen, The Stygian Catalyst
Narsrim D'cente`
Druid Bael of the Hemlock
Warden Lisarel, Axe of the Night
Penumbra Raoul, Servant of Death
Ecclesiar Triden, Rhythm Section
Kaervas d'Murani, the Fury of the Webs
Druid Cory of the Blackthorn
Veyda
Shadow Warrior Valarien Moonbane, Musician of Night
Shadow Warrior Drayde, Student of the Wolf
Priest of the Night, Armand Luminare, Spirit of the Shadows
Lord Arel Rillaen, Song of the Wyrd
Maestro Morshoth, Conductor of the Primal Beat
Spirit Warden Xenthos An'Ryshe, the Ebon Strategist
Synl, the Prince of Darkness
Diamante Stillwind, Night's Whisper
Penumbra Shamarah, Servant of Binding
Spinner Nadjia, Warden of Eventide
Penumbra Shoki, Servant of Wisdom
Prince Druken Inseira, Curator of Shadows
Master of the Bloodhunt, Hyrtakos Ta'Lykaios, Scythe of the Daughter
Seer of the Rising Darkness, Urazial Inseira, Disciple of Binding
Canticle of the Righteous, Lysandus, the Vagabond
Starsong of the Arts, Tenebrae Hartfire
Baron Zacc, the Celestian Herbalist
Penumbra Zhaneel, Servant of Death
Pyrus Kundu Kor'Lathh, Keeper of Crow's heart
Spirit Warden Exeryte Ay'Rusalki, Evangelist of Shadows
Lord Dirgesinger Daedalion Rillaen, The Stygian Catalyst
Narsrim D'cente`
Druid Bael of the Hemlock
Warden Lisarel, Axe of the Night
Penumbra Raoul, Servant of Death
Ecclesiar Triden, Rhythm Section
Kaervas d'Murani, the Fury of the Webs
Druid Cory of the Blackthorn
Veyda
Shadow Warrior Valarien Moonbane, Musician of Night
Shadow Warrior Drayde, Student of the Wolf
Priest of the Night, Armand Luminare, Spirit of the Shadows
Lord Arel Rillaen, Song of the Wyrd
Maestro Morshoth, Conductor of the Primal Beat
Spirit Warden Xenthos An'Ryshe, the Ebon Strategist
Synl, the Prince of Darkness
Diamante Stillwind, Night's Whisper
Penumbra Shamarah, Servant of Binding
Spinner Nadjia, Warden of Eventide
Penumbra Shoki, Servant of Wisdom
Prince Druken Inseira, Curator of Shadows
Master of the Bloodhunt, Hyrtakos Ta'Lykaios, Scythe of the Daughter
Seer of the Rising Darkness, Urazial Inseira, Disciple of Binding
Canticle of the Righteous, Lysandus, the Vagabond
Yes, those might be mine.
Lysandus2007-04-22 13:00:41
What's so funny about this? Jigan told me it was your traps, plus I don't know much about how traps works. You expect all champions to know ALL the skills? You fail.
Diamondais2007-04-22 13:01:04
QUOTE(Kharaen d @ Apr 22 2007, 08:54 AM) 400524
How Lysandus fails at being a Champion:
Seeing that I have new messages, I get giddy and excited thinking that it might be praise from Athine for her portrait I drew (best drawing I ever did, I THINK).
Unfortunately, I get a message from Lysandus, and without even reading it, I know it's some threat or other about being enemied to Celest.
Soooo frustrated and tired of Celest's constant attempts to enemy Kharaen. Every year it's something new! Sometimes they don't even wait for a new year! If it didn't make me laugh, I'd be crying.
Seeing that I have new messages, I get giddy and excited thinking that it might be praise from Athine for her portrait I drew (best drawing I ever did, I THINK).
Unfortunately, I get a message from Lysandus, and without even reading it, I know it's some threat or other about being enemied to Celest.
Soooo frustrated and tired of Celest's constant attempts to enemy Kharaen. Every year it's something new! Sometimes they don't even wait for a new year! If it didn't make me laugh, I'd be crying.
Lysandus, Jigan, there's no way Kharaen could have done this. She's been Moon for a long time now.
Lysandus2007-04-22 13:05:14
Well that's what Jigan told me. *shrug*
Ashteru2007-04-22 13:11:39
Well, Champions don't need to know about all skills, but envoys should.