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Unknown2007-04-26 06:04:38
QUOTE(Kromsh @ Apr 25 2007, 10:32 PM) 401696
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Unknown2007-04-26 09:06:53
The Pool of Stars.
This location is flooded with shallow, crystal clear water. The bright sun
shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth.
There are 5 golden retrievers here. A statue of a cavalier of the Light stands
here, memorializing his noble spirit. An obsidian eye sigil is here. His form
suffused with soft light, the Keeper of the Pool of Stars stands here
attentively. There are 2 tame wakabis here. A humble donkey stands here,
twitching its long ears. There are 8 archons of Eternal Light here. A very small
milestone lies here, bearing the name 'Vanatul'. A cruel torture device lies
here.

You see exits leading north, northeast, east, southeast, south, southwest, west,
northwest, and up (open door).
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ih
LONG LIST
"crank24806" a dracnari torture device
Number of objects: 24
elrx-
probe crank
Eek! It's a torture device for Dracnari! Woe be this day!
It weighs about 50 pounds.



WTF?
Arin2007-04-26 11:36:37
EDIT: Answered my own question...

But what remains is this: How come some Gods can be seen through the webby and while others can't?

Still apologizing this isn't a quote but humour the newb...
Xenthos2007-04-26 12:32:26
QUOTE(Arin @ Apr 26 2007, 07:36 AM) 401804
EDIT: Answered my own question...

But what remains is this: How come some Gods can be seen through the webby and while others can't?

Still apologizing this isn't a quote but humour the newb...

One is Undead, and the web-code doesn't see "Undead Immortal" as "Immortal." This leaves him open to scrying attempts.
Unknown2007-04-26 15:01:26
QUOTE(Xenthos @ Apr 26 2007, 08:32 AM) 401817
One is Undead, and the web-code doesn't see "Undead Immortal" as "Immortal." This leaves him open to scrying attempts.


Which raises the question, how is possible to be an undead immortal?
Viravain2007-04-26 17:59:46
QUOTE(Soraka @ Apr 26 2007, 11:01 AM) 401852
Which raises the question, how is possible to be an undead immortal?

Very very carefully.
Unknown2007-04-26 18:10:58
QUOTE(Viravain @ Apr 26 2007, 01:59 PM) 401879
Very very carefully.


Yes, but to be undead, you have to be killed, and then resurrected as undead....

Immortals can't die...
Jigan2007-04-26 18:13:12
They died, came back as undead, and then acheived immortality somehow.

or...

A wizard did it.
Viravain2007-04-26 18:16:20
Gods can die, just not in the way you are thinking. Viravain has "died". Hajamin is technically dead if you want to go that route but his essence still exists within Morgfyre. Lacostian and Elcyrion are "dead" but their essence has fused into the single being known as Elostian.

Also, the mortal races are the remains of a variety of no dead gods. They're not dead like a mortal is, but rather in a new form of existence.
Theomar2007-04-26 19:49:14
QUOTE
(House d'Murani): Luciden (from the Aetherways) says, "I'm horny."
3435h, 2067m, 2238e, 10p exHSpAHeFPS-

(House d'Murani): Luciden (from the Aetherways) says, "Mis."
3435h, 2067m, 2238e, 10p exHSpAHeFPS-

(House d'Murani): Luciden (from the Aetherways) says, "I mean... Hi family."
3435h, 2067m, 2238e, 10p exHSpAHeFPS-

(House d'Murani): Luciden (from the Aetherways) says, ">_<."
Unknown2007-04-26 19:55:33
At glom's archway in Faethorn.

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Twisting pathway into the wyrden mists.
The shadowy outline of a twisted forest casts a dark gloom here. An archway of thorns rises up from the ground. A wooden spike is planted here, proudly displaying the shrunken head of Xaillora. A wooden spike is planted here, proudly displaying the shrunken head of Elsiani. A wooden spike is planted here, proudly displaying the shrunken head of Diamante. A wooden spike is planted here, proudly displaying the shrunken head of Hyrtakos. A wooden spike is planted here, proudly displaying the shrunken head of Elsiani. A wooden spike is planted here, proudly displaying the shrunken head of Xavius. A wooden spike is planted here, proudly displaying the shrunken head of Hyrtakos. Penumbra Raoul, Servant of Death is here. He wields a batwing shaped shield in his left hand and an athame dagger in his right.
You see exits leading northeast and northwest.


Only 5 unique heads but still, yay for raids and weakenings. freaked.gif
Unknown2007-04-26 20:14:13
You sent the following message to Aeralin: Happy birthday!
Aeralin would like you to know that: (Aquamancers): Soraka says, "Amazing. An
actual attempt at alliteration, albeit asinine: Aqua Adept Aeralin Aristata.
Although, an aspiring Aquamancer always acts accordingly, any author and artist
acknowledges."

...*cringe*
Diamondais2007-04-26 22:27:01
Just got Eh in Runes.

You tell Druid Amavan Talnara, Hart's Glory, "Hm. Eh."
Amavan tells you, "Hm, eh what?"
You tell Druid Amavan Talnara, Hart's Glory, "Eh."
Amavan tells you, "What?"
You tell Druid Amavan Talnara, Hart's Glory, "Eh!"
Amavan tells you, "Eh what!"
You tell Druid Amavan Talnara, Hart's Glory, "It's a Rune, Eh!"
Amavan tells you, "What about it?"
You tell Druid Amavan Talnara, Hart's Glory, "Just got it."
Amavan tells you, "I don't like that rune."
You tell Druid Amavan Talnara, Hart's Glory, "Heh, why?"
Amavan tells you, "It's confusing."
Amavan tells you, "Eh."

giggle.gif
Unknown2007-04-27 02:24:56
A disciple of Xiim demands of you, "Who are you anyway?"
Your ego drains as you consider your response.
580h, 622m, 194e, 0p, 2000en, 2079w ex-
Ooohing and ahhhing, you make a great fuss over a disciple of Xiim's choice of
hair style, clothes, and good looks.
A disciple of Xiim drops down on his knees and worships the very ground you
walk on!
580h, 622m, 1e, 0p, 2000en, 2080w x-

That was close! *whew*
Unknown2007-04-27 14:15:59
(The Daughters of Attai): Ixion (from the Tainted Plane of Nil) says, "I'd make love to a brooch if I could, they are so nice."
Diamondais2007-04-27 14:21:49
QUOTE(MrShrimp @ Apr 27 2007, 10:15 AM) 402100
(The Daughters of Attai): Ixion (from the Tainted Plane of Nil) says, "I'd make love to a brooch if I could, they are so nice."

I guess Athana'll be finding out after all..
Ixion2007-04-27 15:11:51
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Alodia2007-04-27 15:53:00
QUOTE(Cuber @ Apr 26 2007, 05:06 PM) 401753
The Pool of Stars.
This location is flooded with shallow, crystal clear water. The bright sun
shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth.
There are 5 golden retrievers here. A statue of a cavalier of the Light stands
here, memorializing his noble spirit. An obsidian eye sigil is here. His form
suffused with soft light, the Keeper of the Pool of Stars stands here
attentively. There are 2 tame wakabis here. A humble donkey stands here,
twitching its long ears. There are 8 archons of Eternal Light here. A very small
milestone lies here, bearing the name 'Vanatul'. A cruel torture device lies
here.

You see exits leading north, northeast, east, southeast, south, southwest, west,
northwest, and up (open door).
elrx-
ih
LONG LIST
"crank24806" a dracnari torture device
Number of objects: 24
elrx-
probe crank
Eek! It's a torture device for Dracnari! Woe be this day!
It weighs about 50 pounds.
WTF?


I believe it has something to do with Lord Elostian, I was joking around when Neerth dropped by Meliana's place, and asked Meliana to bring the nonexistent "dracnari torture device" she hides under her bed so we can experiment on Neerth. Seems like Someone made it a reality! smile.gif
Forren2007-04-27 16:36:02
Mistress of Cruelty, Athine Xandul, Savant of Bhalegu shouts, "Can't fight your own battles without Forren?"
5800h, 7000m, 6100e, 10p, 27900en, 24473w esSilrxk<>-
The Wastes of Endless Abuses.
A palpable, seething hunger - endless, terrible, and awesome to behold - distorts the air in a gibbous miasma, heralding a war shrine of Morgfyre nearby. Mistress of Cruelty, Athine Xandul, Savant of Bhalegu is here, shrouded. She wields a twisted
staff in her left hand.
You see exits leading north, east, south, and west.
5800h, 7000m, 6100e, 10p, 27898en, 24473w esSilrxk<>-discern Athine

You stare deep into Athine's soul and discern that:
Athine's health stands at 1533/3568.
Athine's mana stands at 231/3796.
Athine's ego stands at 1616/3568.
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psi super mindburst Athine
Athine's power stands at 10/10.
5800h, 6813m, 6100e, 10p, 27898en, 24463w esSilrxk<>-
You shoot a single, deadly thought deep into the mind of Athine.
A vein on Athine's forehead begins to throb and blood pours down her nose. She puts her hands to her head and screams just as her head explodes in a fountain of gore.
You have slain Athine.
SLAIN-SLAIN-KEEP-GOING-YOU-MONSTER
Athine drops a bunch of pennyroyal.
Athine drops a bunch of pennyroyal.
A ghostly form rises from Athine's body followed by a bright flash. A new breathing body appears around the form, restoring her from certain death.
Unknown2007-04-27 17:16:06
QUOTE(Forren @ Apr 27 2007, 12:36 PM) 402137
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One of two things learned here:
1.) Forren has bad eyesight
or 2.) He just can't notice it when its written once