Courtier Verithrax, Director of Discord says to you, "You should turn into a
little bunny. I didn't appreciate how cute you were as a furrikin."

Awww.

Now we all know that Verithrax is mushy!

Lies!

Thought this was sort of funny.


succor laysus
Laysus is:
without a left eye.
an insomniac.

You blink incredulously at Laysus.

You say to Laysus, "Where'd your eye go?"

Laysus blinks.

Tears of Moon, Laysus L'Eternae, Dancer in the Moonlight looks skeptical and says, "I have no idea."

Lachesis exclaims, "You don't need it all! You'll only need 25 gold to get the
items you require. Put the rest away!"
: Type PUT 25 GOLD IN BACKPACK. It is strongly recommended that you keep
your gold in your backpack rather than your general inventory.
-
The echoes of giggling cherubs surround you, making you smile with happiness.


The Fates moved to Celestia! I think they've officially won the war now.

No, no, they always did that. Presumably, Shallamar was all Angelic too before Kethuru pooped in it.

*GASP* You're making an ALT!

Ixchilgal waves his arms before himself and suddenly his body becomes blurry and out of focus.

The Collective of Ixchilgal Mes'ard says, "There! Now we're PG13!"

(Market): Teara says, "Looking for a forger! send tells, yo!"

Yo yo yo nigga!

(House of Shadows): Chade (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Joli you turned smutty in the year I've been away."


(House of Shadows): Valarien (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Joleh, you
still here?"

(House of Shadows): Valarien (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Curses."

(House of Shadows): Diamante (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Wonder if
joli has gotten tail yet."

(House of Shadows): Diamante (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Didn't she
turn 18 already?"


(House of Shadows): Caedryn (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Be nice to
the Jols."

(House of Shadows): Caedryn (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "*cuddle
Jols*."

You will TIMEOUT in 1 minute unless you do something.

(House of Shadows): Diamante (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Yeah but
Ithink it would help her so much."

(House of Shadows): Diamante (from the Prime Material Plane) says, ">_>."


You bastards.

Curing depression, Lusternia style:

A taurian hunter glares about himself, upset with the world.

You pat a taurian hunter in a friendly manner.
A taurian hunter growls menacingly.

One of your reflections has been destroyed! You have 0 left.
A taurian hunter rages, seeing his attack fall on your reflection.

A taurian hunter slashes you with his dagger, slicing open skin and making you
bleed.

"Ummmm," you say uncertainly.

Melody of the Moon, Linwe Mes'ard, Keeper of Cadence says, "They're not happy
fellows..."

The end of your cudgel forms a knotty burl and you point it at a taurian hunter.
The burl pops and ruptures, shooting a barrage of splinters into his flesh.
You have scored a CRUSHING CRITICAL hit!
The final blow proves too much for a taurian hunter, who expires, pitifully.
You have slain a taurian hunter.

You shrug helplessly.

You pat the corpse of a taurian hunter in a friendly manner.

...Were you wearing red?

(House of Shadows): You say, "I want.. something."

(House of Shadows): Grimnor (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "*gives you
something*."

(House of Shadows): Diamante (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "#ALIAS %1 {suicide;agree}."



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Courtier Verithrax, Director of Discord says to you, "Mhm. Why did I take so
long to fall in love with you?"

You say, "Cos you're silly."

Courtier Verithrax, Director of Discord says, "'cause I'm stupid."

The corners of Verithrax's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.

You giggle happily.

You say, "I didn't like you too much either."

His tongue dancing gracefully, Verithrax kisses you with melting passion.

Courtier Verithrax, Director of Discord says, "'cause I'm stupid!"

I think you've destroyed his evil lonesome image in a few days than what people could do in a lifetime Soooooo sweeet though!

Gah. At any rate, Verithrax has always been like that to a few particular people - The other ones just hid it better.

Too bad Verithrax doesn't talk to Reiha anymore or much, still feel bad I/she pissed you off Or else I'd get to hang around ya and Joli and bother you two when Illy's forging.

But at least I stole the child you wanted! *cackle*

Verithrax isn't pissed off at Reiha now. If she hadn't VIOLATED GUILD LAW and contested, he wouldn't have been able to jump ship for the bards later, so things turned out okay in the end.

Bridgett
Race Faeling
Gender Male
Citizenship Serenwilde
Level 1
Age 16
Birthday Urlachmar 16th 144
XP Rank Not Ranked
Combat Rank none
Explorer Rank A Vagrant


Is he going to use a yoyo and a mechanical teddy-bear killing machine? Do not fear, Guilty Gear is here! *volcanic viper!*


(Well aware that 75% of readers won't get the pun. Wikipedia to the rescue!)

I already told you I was the type that liked to scream it from the mountains..