Also, MY MARWURBLE MISSED. That's terrible.

In my defense, the shield had already taken two or three hits before I started to heal it, so it evens out.

4428h, 4428m, 4026e, 10p, 19030en, 19030w ex-
Prince of the White Stag, Kalodan Faechild, Gardener of Roses says, "...I'll see
you all back in the Serenwilde."
4428h, 4428m, 4026e, 10p, 19030en, 19030w ex-
Kalodan looks tense for a moment before the expression suddenly vanishes,
replaced by a crazed look and an insane giggle.
4428h, 4428m, 4026e, 10p, 19030en, 19030w ex-
Kalodan leaves to the west.
4428h, 4428m, 4026e, 10p, 19030en, 19030w ex-
Kalodan arrives from the west.
4428h, 4428m, 4026e, 10p, 19030en, 19030w ex-
Prince of the White Stag, Kalodan Faechild, Gardener of Roses exclaims, "The
duck!"
4428h, 4428m, 4026e, 10p, 19030en, 19030w ex-
Prince of the White Stag, Kalodan Faechild, Gardener of Roses exclaims, "THE
DUCK!"
4428h, 4428m, 4026e, 10p, 19030en, 19030w ex-
Kalodan swims smoothly to the down.
Kalodan has been burned to death by a burning lake of lava.
4428h, 4428m, 4026e, 10p, 19030en, 19030w ex-gl d

Deep within the bubbling, fiery magma.
There are 3 corpses of a stainless steel goat here. The twisted remains of
Kalodan lie here. The soul of Kalodan roams the land, bodiless.
You see a single exit leading up.
4428h, 4428m, 4026e, 10p, 19030en, 19030w x-
You have recovered equilibrium.
4428h, 4428m, 4026e, 10p, 19030en, 19030w ex-
Sarrasri rolls her eyes.
4428h, 4428m, 4026e, 10p, 19030en, 19030w ex-'smooooth

You say, "Smooooth."
4428h, 4428m, 4026e, 10p, 19030en, 19030w ex-l

Jutting ledge above a pit of bubbling lava.
4428h, 4428m, 4026e, 10p, 19030en, 19030w ex-
(Serenwilde): Krellan says, "Way to be lazy.."


Hilarious.

Had to think for a sec to figure it out, heh. Do people often respond to astral insanity like that?

EDIT: Bah, partially ninja'd, in a sense

Kalodan's elbows are hawt

Kalodan peers about himself unscrupulously.
2668h, 3628m, 3436e, 10p, 11280en, 17040w ex-
Kalodan peers about himself unscrupulously.
2668h, 3628m, 3436e, 10p, 11280en, 17040w ex-
Aesyra enters from the north, emanating an aura of immense power.
A pixie flutters off to the north, barely suppressing a giggle.
2668h, 3628m, 3436e, 10p, 11280en, 17040w ex-
Aesyra places her hands on the Moonhart Mother Tree and disappears in a
fountain of pulsating energy.
2668h, 3628m, 3436e, 10p, 11280en, 17040w ex-
Kalodan peers at a lumbering sandojin with glowing eyes unscrupulously.
2668h, 3628m, 3436e, 10p, 11280en, 17040w ex-l
The Moonhart Mother Tree.
The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. The
variety of trees that crowd around the Moonhart Mother Tree goes beyond count,
elms and alders, beech and cherry, hawthorn and hazel, evergreen and oak, all
dwarfed by the magnificence and majesty of the mother tree herself. The grasses
and shrubs that grow in the surrounding forest become scarce as they approach
the tree, replaced by tiny wildflowers of amethyst-purple and marble-white. The
veil to the ethereal plane is particularly thin, and the laughter of pixies and
other creatures of the fae tinkle down from the treetops and tickle the ears of
those below. The atmosphere itself, although benign and welcoming, also
vibrates with a palpable power, sending shivers up the skin. Singing a
hauntingly beautiful melody, Miakoda, Maiden of the Moonhart, stands here.
Towering high above is the Moonhart Mother Tree, stretching her enormous
branches heavenwards. There are 5 small screech owls here. There are 7 fierce
timberwolves here. Neighing softly, a dappled grey horse trots here. A tame
wakabi lounges here, preening its feathers without a care in the world. There
are 4 striped badgers here. There are 8 red foxes here. A mature hornbeam tree
stands proudly here. There are 4 frost hags here. Hovering over a raised dais
are two silver arrows, their long shafts crossed with the points aimed
skywards. Reaching up as high as the eye can see looms the awesome presence of
a living totem. A mottled blue wyvern gracefully stands here, arching its
serpentine neck and flapping its massive leathery wings. A proud centaur hunter
trots around the area vigilantly. There are 3 white and brown speckled ponies
here. A humble donkey stands here, twitching its long ears. An obsidian eye
sigil is here. Leading deep into the forest, a tangled path twists every which
way. Mushrooms are growing here in a perfect circle. A giant jovial wombat
stands here on all fours. A lumbering sandojin gazes around itself, a
preternatural intelligence glowing in its eyes. Eilia Helfarch Sarrasri, Memory
of the Crone is here. She wields an athame dagger in her left hand and a stag
and moon tower shield in her right. Ays Civalior Lyreth, Saran, Heir of
Glinshari is here. He wields the Ancient Cudgel of Glinshari in his left hand.
Kalas Alianna, the Green Maiden is here. She wields the Argentine Lyre of
Trialante in her left hand and a shield of silvered vines in her right. Prince
of the White Stag, Kalodan Faechild, Gardener of Roses is here. He wields a
mystic cudgel in his left hand.
You see exits leading north, south, and through a path twists every which way
here.
2668h, 3628m, 3436e, 10p, 11280en, 17040w ex-
Kalodan rubs up against a mystic cudgel affectionately.
2668h, 3628m, 3436e, 10p, 11280en, 17040w ex-
Alianna blinks incredulously at a lumbering sandojin with glowing eyes.
2668h, 3628m, 3436e, 10p, 11280en, 17040w ex-
Laughing merrily, a pixie flutters in from the north.
2668h, 3628m, 3436e, 10p, 11280en, 17040w ex-
Kalodan peers at a lumbering sandojin with glowing eyes unscrupulously.
2668h, 3628m, 3436e, 10p, 11280en, 17040w ex-weave illusion The sandojin raises a claw in greeting.
You weave your illusion.
2668h, 3603m, 3436e, 10p, 11280en, 17035w x-
You have recovered equilibrium.
2668h, 3603m, 3436e, 10p, 11280en, 17035w ex-
A pixie flutters off to the south, barely suppressing a giggle.
2668h, 3603m, 3436e, 10p, 11280en, 17040w ex-
Kalas Alianna, the Green Maiden says, "What in the.."
2668h, 3603m, 3436e, 10p, 11280en, 17040w ex-
Prince of the White Stag, Kalodan Faechild, Gardener of Roses says, "...THE
DUCK HAS COME TO KILL ME."
2668h, 3603m, 3436e, 10p, 11280en, 17040w ex-
The end of Kalodan's cudgel forms a knotty burl and he points it at a lumbering
sandojin with glowing eyes. The burl pops and ruptures, shooting a barrage of
splinters into his flesh.
2668h, 3628m, 3436e, 10p, 11280en, 17040w ex-
A lumbering sandojin with glowing eyes strikes Kalodan with its long tail, the
spikes driving into his flesh.
2668h, 3628m, 3436e, 10p, 11280en, 17040w ex-
Alianna's eyes widen in disbelief as she shouts, "Oh my GOD!"
2668h, 3628m, 3436e, 10p, 11280en, 17040w ex-
The end of Kalodan's cudgel forms a knotty burl and he points it at a lumbering
sandojin with glowing eyes. The burl pops and ruptures, shooting a barrage of
splinters into his flesh.
2668h, 3628m, 3436e, 10p, 11280en, 17040w ex-
The sound of a steady heart beat echoes from the Moonhart Mother Tree, before
Aesyra steps from its embrace, her eyes slowly clearing as she regains her
senses.
2668h, 3628m, 3436e, 10p, 11280en, 17040w ex-
The bright sun shines down upon you.
2668h, 3628m, 3436e, 10p, 11280en, 17040w ex-
A lumbering sandojin with glowing eyes strikes Kalodan with its long tail, the
spikes driving into his flesh.
2668h, 3628m, 3436e, 10p, 11280en, 17040w ex-
Kalodan takes a drink from a diamond vial.
2668h, 3628m, 3436e, 10p, 11280en, 17040w ex-
Sarrasri peers at a lumbering sandojin with glowing eyes unscrupulously.
2668h, 3628m, 3436e, 10p, 11280en, 17040w ex-
The end of Kalodan's cudgel forms a knotty burl and he points it at a lumbering
sandojin with glowing eyes. The burl pops and ruptures, shooting a barrage of
splinters into his flesh.
2668h, 3628m, 3436e, 10p, 11280en, 17040w ex-
Kalas Alianna, the Green Maiden says, "KALO!"
2668h, 3628m, 3436e, 10p, 11280en, 17040w ex-
A lumbering sandojin with glowing eyes suddenly leaps and crashes into Kalodan,
sending him tumbling to the ground.
2668h, 3628m, 3436e, 10p, 11280en, 17040w ex-play minorsecond sandojin
You play a minor second on a twilight lyre and direct the disharmonic notes
towards a lumbering sandojin with glowing eyes.
Blood trickles out of a lumbering sandojin with glowing eyes's ears and from
the corners of his eyes.
2668h, 3588m, 3396e, 10p, 11265en, 17015w x-
Prince of the White Stag, Kalodan Faechild, Gardener of Roses asks, "Whaaat?"
2668h, 3588m, 3396e, 10p, 11275en, 17021w x-
Kalodan stands up and stretches his arms out wide.
2668h, 3588m, 3396e, 10p, 11275en, 17021w x-
You have recovered equilibrium.
2668h, 3588m, 3396e, 10p, 11275en, 17021w ex-play minorsecond sandojin

The end of Kalodan's cudgel forms a knotty burl and he points it at a lumbering
sandojin with glowing eyes. The burl pops and ruptures, shooting a barrage of
splinters into his flesh.
Kalodan has scored a CRUSHING CRITICAL hit.
The final blow proves too much for a lumbering sandojin with glowing eyes, who
expires, pitifully.
A lumbering sandojin with glowing eyes has been slain by Kalodan.
Many golden sovereigns spill from the corpse.
2668h, 3588m, 3396e, 10p, 11275en, 17021w ex-
Ahh, I am truly sorry, but I do not see anyone by that name here.
2668h, 3588m, 3396e, 10p, 11275en, 17021w ex-
Alianna's eyes widen in disbelief as she shouts, "Oh my GOD!"
2668h, 3628m, 3436e, 10p, 11280en, 17027w ex-no
You shake your head.
2668h, 3628m, 3436e, 10p, 11280en, 17033w ex-
Kalas Alianna, the Green Maiden says, "YOU KILLED THE BLOODY THING."
2668h, 3628m, 3436e, 10p, 11280en, 17033w ex-
Kalodan picks up the corpse of a lumbering sandojin with glowing eyes.
2668h, 3628m, 3436e, 10p, 11280en, 17033w ex-
Eilia Helfarch Sarrasri Talnara, Memory of the Crone says, "How'd a sandojin
get here?"
2668h, 3628m, 3436e, 10p, 11280en, 17039w ex-
You suddenly scoop up some gold sovereigns.
2668h, 3628m, 3436e, 10p, 11280en, 17039w ex-
Prince of the White Stag, Kalodan Faechild, Gardener of Roses exclaims, "Yep!"
2668h, 3628m, 3436e, 10p, 11280en, 17039w ex-
Kalodan stumbles and pokes himself in the eye.
2668h, 3628m, 3436e, 10p, 11280en, 17039w ex-play majorthird kalodan
You play a major third on a twilight lyre and direct the harmonious notes
towards Kalodan.
Kalodan flushes with a healthy pink glow.
2668h, 3568m, 3376e, 10p, 11265en, 17014w x-
You have recovered equilibrium.
2668h, 3568m, 3376e, 10p, 11275en, 17020w ex-
Laughing merrily, a pixie flutters in from the south.
2668h, 3568m, 3376e, 10p, 11275en, 17020w ex-
Kalas Alianna, the Green Maiden says to you, "What was that thing, d'you know?"
2668h, 3568m, 3376e, 10p, 11280en, 17026w ex-
Prince of the White Stag, Kalodan Faechild, Gardener of Roses says, "It tried
to kill me!"
2668h, 3568m, 3376e, 10p, 11280en, 17026w ex-
Kalas Aesyra, Dancer of Silver Mists says, "A sandojin with glowing eyes?"
2668h, 3628m, 3436e, 10p, 11280en, 17040w ex-
Kalas Aesyra, Dancer of Silver Mists says, "What is that?"
2668h, 3628m, 3436e, 10p, 11280en, 17040w ex-
Kalas Alianna, the Green Maiden says, "Yes."
2668h, 3628m, 3436e, 10p, 11280en, 17040w ex-
Prince of the White Stag, Kalodan Faechild, Gardener of Roses says to Alianna,
"A DUCK!"
2668h, 3628m, 3436e, 10p, 11280en, 17040w ex-
Kalas Alianna, the Green Maiden says, "It was intelligent."
2668h, 3628m, 3436e, 10p, 11280en, 17040w ex-
Prince of the White Stag, Kalodan Faechild, Gardener of Roses says, "It was
not."
2668h, 3628m, 3436e, 10p, 11280en, 17040w ex-
A pixie flutters off to the north, barely suppressing a giggle.
2668h, 3628m, 3436e, 10p, 11280en, 17040w ex-
Kalas Alianna, the Green Maiden says, "It raised its claw in greeting to
us..and you killed the damn thing."
2668h, 3628m, 3436e, 10p, 11280en, 17040w ex-
The musky scent of loam and leaves fills you with vibrancy.
2668h, 3628m, 3436e, 10p, 11280en, 17040w ex-
Alianna's eye twitches in a rather strange manner.
2668h, 3628m, 3436e, 10p, 11280en, 17040w ex-
Prince of the White Stag, Kalodan Faechild, Gardener of Roses says, "Even I
could see the illusory flaws of the duck's magic."
2668h, 3628m, 3436e, 10p, 11280en, 17040w ex-
Kalas Alianna, the Green Maiden says, "Snap out of it, Kalo."
2668h, 3628m, 3436e, 10p, 11280en, 17040w ex-
Sarrasri peers at Kalodan unscrupulously.
2668h, 3628m, 3436e, 10p, 11280en, 17040w ex-
Eilia Helfarch Sarrasri Talnara, Memory of the Crone says, "Kalodan, that might
have been an important sandojin."
2668h, 3628m, 3436e, 10p, 11280en, 17040w ex-
Eilia Helfarch Sarrasri Talnara, Memory of the Crone says, "They don't just
leave the desert for nothing."
2668h, 3628m, 3436e, 10p, 11280en, 17040w ex-
Kalodan rolls his eyes.
2668h, 3628m, 3436e, 10p, 11280en, 17040w ex-
Eilia Helfarch Sarrasri Talnara, Memory of the Crone says, "Or have
intelligence."
2668h, 3628m, 3436e, 10p, 11280en, 17040w ex-
Sarrasri looks about herself, rubbing her chin thoughtfully.
2668h, 3628m, 3436e, 10p, 11280en, 17040w ex-
The bright sun shines down upon you.
2668h, 3628m, 3436e, 10p, 11280en, 17040w ex-
Kalodan pets the corpse of a lumbering sandojin with glowing eyes
ingratiatingly.
2668h, 3628m, 3436e, 10p, 11280en, 17040w ex-
You take a drink from a beryl vial.
The potion heals and soothes you.
2668h, 3628m, 3436e, 10p, 11280en, 17040w ex-
Prince of the White Stag, Kalodan Faechild, Gardener of Roses says, "It's not."
2668h, 3628m, 3436e, 10p, 11280en, 17040w ex-
You may drink another health, mana, or bromide potion.
2668h, 3628m, 3436e, 10p, 11280en, 17040w ex-
Alianna mutters discontentedly.
2668h, 3628m, 3436e, 10p, 11280en, 17040w ex-
Kalas Alianna, the Green Maiden says, "Maybe another one will come."
2668h, 3628m, 3436e, 10p, 11280en, 17040w ex-
Prince of the White Stag, Kalodan Faechild, Gardener of Roses says, "If you go
and help the Dracnari, yes."
2668h, 3628m, 3436e, 10p, 11280en, 17040w ex-
Alianna ponders the situation.
2668h, 3628m, 3436e, 10p, 11280en, 17040w ex-
Kalas Alianna, the Green Maiden says, "I Guess I'll go talk with 'em."
2668h, 3628m, 3436e, 10p, 11280en, 17040w ex-softsmile
You smile softly.

That was a sneak upgrade to artisan actually. It's called AetherspaceFurniture. At mythical or something, but I think it should be the trans skill really, given how powerful it is.

Never seen this before. Is it new?

EDIT: Looks like it cut about ~200 health off of my max too, bleh.

I had a couple sandojin on sale in Attai once. The damned parchment had decayed as soon as I had gotten it, and couldn't get another, so they chilled in my stockroom. Which wasn't filled with heads back then. I'm surprised old people like Sarrasri doesn't know about the Gaudiguch stuff o.0

Sarrasri's hardly old...Nejii is though, and I'd've been surprised. (Not that I'd have just killed it anyway. )

Pfft, sandojins look like that after you give them your favorite treat. They follow you then too, so they could easily get out of the desert

(Serenwilde): Accalia says, ""The Art of Torture: How to Kill Your Friends", By Mistress of Cruelty, Athine Xandul, Tainted Temptation (Page 1)"

I'm so going to Magnagora if I ever am forced outta Seren.

Yeah, something you never expect to hear Accalia say. Love Athine just for that.

Yeah, something you never expect to hear Accalia say. Love Athine just for that.

What was the context?

She found a book with Athine's writings on how to torture people.

Torture people?? No, I read that book, she made me.... and it was more about torturing MEN!!!!

(Market): Amikara says, "Seeking someone to make weed cockies."

(Celest): Aeralin (from the Water Elemental Plane) says, "I don't really care
what it does, as long as I can walk on prime with being affliected with every
mental affliction the fates have conceived."
29466h, 23517m, 24010e, 10p, 127388en, 128200w esSilrxk-
You scream and fall to your knees as a wave of pain stabs you right between the
eyes. For several moments you can do nothing but grit your teeth as a wave of
psychic force washes over you.
29466h, 23517m, 24010e, 10p, 127488en, 128200w esSilrxkp-
(Celest): Elostian says, "Actually, Vestiphobia was conceived by Roark in an
attempt to overtake the world."

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