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Krellan2007-05-05 22:23:03
QUOTE(diamondais @ May 5 2007, 11:11 AM) 404544
She found a book with Athine's writings on how to torture people.


oooh she gave that to me and I gave it to my pooka who was reading it at the time. and then must have dropped it when I left.
Arix2007-05-05 22:29:01
QUOTE(Shiri)
Also, MY MARWURBLE MISSED. That's terrible.


This makes me think of Pokemon for some reason
Aison2007-05-05 22:57:29
(House Aurendil): Forren says, "Anything going on?"

(House Aurendil): You say, "The basin's on fire."

(House Aurendil): Forren says, "It is?"

(House Aurendil): You say, "Terentia's been corrupted."

(House Aurendil): Forren says, "Ok stop saying crap tongue.gif."

(House Aurendil): You say, "And Ayridion and Virivain have had a child."

(House Aurendil): Forren says, ":P."

(House Aurendil): Forren says, "The last is believable though."

(House Aurendil): You say, "Their child is named Viriydion."

(House Aurendil): Forren says, "Fusion ha."
Unknown2007-05-05 23:52:39
QUOTE(Aison @ May 5 2007, 06:57 PM) 404573
(House Aurendil): Forren says, "Anything going on?"

(House Aurendil): You say, "The basin's on fire."

(House Aurendil): Forren says, "It is?"

(House Aurendil): You say, "Terentia's been corrupted."

(House Aurendil): Forren says, "Ok stop saying crap tongue.gif."

(House Aurendil): You say, "And Ayridion and Virivain have had a child."

(House Aurendil): Forren says, ":P."

(House Aurendil): Forren says, "The last is believable though."

(House Aurendil): You say, "Their child is named Viriydion."

(House Aurendil): Forren says, "Fusion ha."


End of the world, anyone?
Unknown2007-05-06 02:29:23
2946h, 2759m, 2460e, 10p, 13630en, 12820w eSlrxk-look acaca
He is a noble merian and smells like a fish. He is wearing a canvas backpack, a
sapphire ring of waves, a gold trimmed pirate captain's hat, a black and silver
fur-lined cloak with aslaran imagery, and ethereal robes of sheer white silk.
2946h, 2759m, 2460e, 10p, 13630en, 12820w eSlrxk-

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Accalia2007-05-06 04:08:51

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oooh she gave that to me and I gave it to my pooka who was reading it at the time. and then must have dropped it when I left.


I was wondering how it got the the Seren newsroom. Here's a quote from it

"Good looking, tanned woman sleeping with your man?
Tan her in an act of retribution, then give her head skin to your
husband as a hand bag. Smart mouthed novice giving you troubles? String
him up by his toes, allowing his death from the profuse amounts of blood
rushing to his brain."

Was a fun change of pace
Krell, find me and I'll give it back
Hazar2007-05-06 05:18:23
Favorite novice ever.

You say, "I apologize for my unresponsiveness...I am somewhat distracted."
5366h, 2109m, 3877e, 10p, 15000en, 15000w elrxk-
Wyrm Ori, Ward of the Wyrd says, "It is to be expected with the amount of responsibility you hold."
Accalia2007-05-06 05:21:00


Kittenanus is ripped from your location by an unseen force.
Sarrasri2007-05-06 05:44:58
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(Celest): Arin says, "I'm confused..."
(Celest): Arin says, "I was sure Tervic was a woman."
(Celest): Raflein says, "Erm."
(Celest): Arin says, "I'm quite serious."
(Celest): Hyperion says, "Not quite."
(Celest): Hyperion says, "He's one of those male types."
(Celest): Arin says, "Last month I saw him... or her... walking around as a
woman..."
(Celest): Ethrin (from the Aetherways) says, "Illusion?"
(Celest): Tekora says, "If my brother was a woman, I and my sister-in-law have
been missing something for a long time."
(Celest): Hyperion says, "Maybe he was having fun genderbending."
(Celest): Denust (from the Aetherways) says, "Someone likes their Dramatics too
much?"
(Celest): Raflein says, "Heh."
(Celest): Arin says, "Looked just like a merion lady."
(Celest): Hyperion says, "Perhaps he's just confused."
(Celest): Syntobis (from the Aetherways) says, "Mabey he just bent his gender a
lil bit? I can't remember much, but I think there's a magical skill of
magicalness which lets people do that."


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Arin2007-05-06 05:46:26
Sufferchilds arrives from the northwest.

Pupil Sufferchilds says, "I have ya mum."

Pupil Sufferchilds says, "On me."

Pupil Sufferchilds says, "Long time."

Pupil Sufferchilds says, "I have the arse of a seven year old."

Pupil Sufferchilds says, "Children love."

Apostle Gadritan Sar'Alainn, Knight of Dove says to Sufferchilds, "I'm going to
have to ask you to leave."

Pupil Sufferchilds says, "Mr."

Pupil Sufferchilds says, "Me."

Apostle Gadritan Sar'Alainn, Knight of Dove says to Sufferchilds, "Geomancers
aren't welcome here, please use PORTALS To leave."

Pupil Sufferchilds says, "Wait one second."

Grand Templar Tervic Aristata, Shifting Shield says, "No, please do so now."

Baron Zacc, the Celestian Herbalist says, "Viscanti either way."

Pupil Sufferchilds says, "I need to love you."

Pupil Sufferchilds says, "I wish i was normal."

Shekia, Aqua Spout says, "Who named you 'Sufferchilds'?"

Pupil Sufferchilds says, "Not like your mum."


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Unknown2007-05-06 05:50:20
QUOTE(Arin @ May 6 2007, 01:46 AM) 404640
Sufferchilds arrives from the northwest.

Pupil Sufferchilds says, "I have ya mum."

Pupil Sufferchilds says, "On me."

Pupil Sufferchilds says, "Long time."

Pupil Sufferchilds says, "I have the arse of a seven year old."

Pupil Sufferchilds says, "Children love."

Apostle Gadritan Sar'Alainn, Knight of Dove says to Sufferchilds, "I'm going to
have to ask you to leave."

Pupil Sufferchilds says, "Mr."

Pupil Sufferchilds says, "Me."

Apostle Gadritan Sar'Alainn, Knight of Dove says to Sufferchilds, "Geomancers
aren't welcome here, please use PORTALS To leave."

Pupil Sufferchilds says, "Wait one second."

Grand Templar Tervic Aristata, Shifting Shield says, "No, please do so now."

Baron Zacc, the Celestian Herbalist says, "Viscanti either way."

Pupil Sufferchilds says, "I need to love you."

Pupil Sufferchilds says, "I wish i was normal."

Shekia, Aqua Spout says, "Who named you 'Sufferchilds'?"

Pupil Sufferchilds says, "Not like your mum."
shocked.gif


Don't you just hate the idiots we're getting nowadays?
Razenth2007-05-06 05:58:47
You missed the next part where Forren enemied it and the guards squished it.
Arin2007-05-06 06:12:58
I think it comes under the category of:

That's assumed.
Aramel2007-05-06 06:39:53
QUOTE
(Serenwilde): You say, "...what is Lord Morgfyre doing in the Wilde?"

(Serenwilde): Krellan (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Is he there?"

Secluded grove by the river.
Ephemeral visions of the virtue of Perseverance slip through your mind, small
whispers of the power of the Hunt echoing in your ears and indicating a war
shrine of Charune nearby. The stars twinkle in the clear night sky. Reaching up
as high as the eye can see looms the awesome presence of a living totem. A
mature birch tree stands proudly here. Mushrooms are growing here in a perfect
circle. A moon maiden floats here, her form swathed in glowing cloth. Morgfyre,
the Legion towers over you, heralded by a thousand discordant whispers. Kalas
Alianna, the Green Maiden is here. She wields the Argentine Lyre of Trialante in
her left hand.
You see exits leading north, south, and west.

(Serenwilde): Arix says, "Sightseeing?"

(Serenwilde): You say, "South of mother."

(Serenwilde): Accalia says, "Where?"

Morgfyre gives Alianna the once-over, eyeing her suspiciously.

(Serenwilde): Reiha says, "Oh my..."

(Serenwilde): Alianna says, "Who."

Accalia arrives from the north.
A pooka clambers in from the north.

Flacarealah ponders Morgfyre thoughtfully, looking Him up and down.

Kalas Alianna, the Green Maiden says, "Sorry, shocked."



In blind panic, a terrified voice says, "Reiha, I was very disappointed that you
chose to betray Me."

Meandering Telepath, Reiha, The Red Rose asks, "Betray?"

(Serenwilde): You say, "... gah."

Treehearth Trademaster Arix Carthan, The Voice of Sanity says, "Anyone want
one?"

Arix waves about deep-fried merian fishcake energetically.

You hear a rustling and turn to see Toby emerging from the undergrowth.

The terrible cacophony of a thousand discordant voices says, "Indeed."

You feel the presence of Galaphyrae next to you.

You say, "Arix... was that a... person?"

You peer at Arix unscrupulously.

Kalas Alianna, the Green Maiden looks thoughtful and says, "Was."

Treehearth Trademaster Arix Carthan, The Voice of Sanity says, "Was a fishy."

You have emoted: Aramel gives up.

Treehearth Trademaster Arix Carthan, The Voice of Sanity says, "Is this about
the visions?"

Midnight shadows coalesce around a new day, and Mother Night embraces the land
in utter darkness.
It is now the 15th of Klangiary, 175 years after the Coming of Estarra.

Prince of the White Stag, Kalodan Faechild, Gardener of Roses says to Morgfyre,
"She chose her path, and is now beyond Your influence. The will of those who've
undergone the Rite of Abomination is not deeply welcomed in our Forest."

Arix peers at Reiha unscrupulously.

Meandering Telepath, Reiha, The Red Rose says, "My apologies, Lord Morgfyre, but
my new home is here."

Morgfyre raises His fists above His head. Concentrating briefly, He causes
rippling blue fire to flow from the heavens above into a ball of energy between
His upraised fists. Scornfully, He throws His fists forward, sending a beam of
crackling energy to incinerate Kalodan.
You hear a high-pitched screaming noise and instantly, a bolt of blue, crackling
energy strikes Kalodan. His body arches as his mouth opens in a noiseless
scream. Blue fire erupts out of his eye sockets and mouth and his charred body
crumples to the ground.
Kalodan has been slain by Morgfyre.

Reiha peers at Arix unscrupulously.

(Serenwilde): Krellan (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Eep."

A husky, silken voice in velvet tones says, "Oh be gone."

Reiha blinks.

(Serenwilde): You say, "Damn."

Seeing his situation to be hopeless, Kalodan begins uttering fervent prayers for
salvation.

Kalas Alianna, the Green Maiden says, "There goes the planned conversation, I
guess."

A heated, argumentative voice says, "Now then..."

You thrust your palm towards your forehead and hit it with a resounding *smack*!

"Hmph!" Toby snorts.

The roars of undead orc soldiers echo across the Basin as they march out into
Rockholm.

Treehearth Trademaster Arix Carthan, The Voice of Sanity says to Morgfyre,
"Zalan is addicted to those."

Morgfyre chuckles long and heartily.

(Moondust): Ieyasu says, "What was that fire for?"

(Serenwilde): Accalia says, "Reiha are you running for Him or somthing?"

(Serenwilde): Accalia says, "From, sorry."

The wind whistles eerily through the trees.

Screaming in agony, a chorus of voices says, "Reiha, for turning your back on Me
and departing for this forest, you shall bear My disfavor."

(Serenwilde): Reiha says, "From him? Ah, well, yes."

(Moondust): You say, "Might have been Morgfyre zapping Kalo."

(Serenwilde): Krellan says, "I'll save you!"

An unnerving, pervasive voice says, "You have fallen from My sight, child."

(Serenwilde): Arix says, "Holy crap, it's Reiha."

Morgfyre, the Legion, flourishes His ragged cloak grandly and vanishes in a
swirl of rotting cloth, yet a lurking, leering suspense hangs in the air like an
oppressive pall in His wake.

(Moondust): Ieyasu says, "Did he say something wrong?"

"Hmph!" Reiha snorts.

Dedicant Toby, Hart's Praise says, "Then she should equally bear the favor of
Charune, no?"

Kalas Alianna, the Green Maiden looks skeptical and says, "Bugger."

The night sky is clear, and the stars twinkle like diamonds.

Krellan suddenly scoops up a pile of raw lumber.

Krellan winces in pain.

(Moondust): You say, "I don't really think so. Depends on your view of wrong."

Kalas Alianna, the Green Maiden says, "That was interesting."

(Serenwilde): Accalia says, "Nice kill Kalodan and not the one He's mad at,
makes sense."

Krellan says, "He's gone?"

(Moondust): Galaphyrae says, "Given that he is Kalodan, probably."

Kalas Alianna, the Green Maiden says, "Here I was hoping this was related to
recent events."

Alianna nods her head at Krellan.

Kalas Alianna, the Green Maiden says, "Just left."

Your grace is automatically removed.

Krellan suddenly scoops up a pile of raw lumber.

(Serenwilde): Alianna says, "Kalodan insulted him."

(Serenwilde): Accalia says, "It wasnt an insult, was really just a fact."

(Serenwilde): Kalodan says, "I have not visited the Fates in many years... It is
nice to know that Lachesis still protects my thread. And He is probably beyond
mad at me. And I did not insult Him. I stated the truth. Those whom have
undergone the Rite of Abomination hold no will in the Wilde."

Toby's eyes repeatedly shut as he tries to stay awake.

(Serenwilde): Krellan says, "Gah."

You have been granted permission to join the event in the Midnight Coliseum.

(Serenwilde): Krellan says, "We could've resurged."

(Serenwilde): Alianna says, "We're not allowed."

(Serenwilde): Ieyasu says, "Rite of abomination?"

(Serenwilde): Kalodan says, "Not from that."

With no warning, Kalodan runs in from a direction you cannot make out.

(Serenwilde): Krellan says, "Yes you can."

(Serenwilde): Accalia says, "No, I couldnt pick up a corpse."

Reiha winces in pain at Kalodan.

(Serenwilde): Krellan says, "Means we need a sacrifice."

Kalodan shrugs helplessly.
ct No corpse?

Meandering Telepath, Reiha, The Red Rose says to Kalodan, "Sorry about that."

(Serenwilde): You say, "No corpse?"

(Serenwilde): Kalodan says, "Nae, Krellan."

(Serenwilde): Krellan says, "Should still be able to resurgem."

(Serenwilde): Kalodan says, "We've tried before."

Kalodan shrugs helplessly.

(Serenwilde): Krellan says, "Ah."

Krellan glances briefly eastwards and dashes off into the distance.

(Serenwilde): Alianna says, "The divinities dislike it if you resurrect from
Avechna's Punishments or Divine Punishments."

Prince of the White Stag, Kalodan Faechild, Gardener of Roses says, "My words
are my own."

Meandering Telepath, Reiha, The Red Rose says, "My fault, though."

The night sky is clear, and the stars twinkle like diamonds.

Prince of the White Stag, Kalodan Faechild, Gardener of Roses says, "No, it is
not."

Prince of the White Stag, Kalodan Faechild, Gardener of Roses says, "It was a
long time coming."

A wry smile spreads across Kalodan's face.

Treehearth Trademaster Arix Carthan, The Voice of Sanity says, "Right, back to
snake hunting."


Just another day in the Wilde... sad.gif
Hazar2007-05-06 07:05:57
NOOOOOO!! REEEEEEIHHAAAAAAA!!

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Aramel2007-05-06 07:21:45
Your loss is our gain. biggrin.gif
Unknown2007-05-06 07:28:06
(Serenwilde): Krellan says, "Should still be able to resurgem."

LOL RITE

QUOTE(Hazar @ May 6 2007, 03:05 AM) 404650
NOOOOOO!! REEEEEEIHHAAAAAAA!!


QFT. Loser. :(
Sarrasri2007-05-06 07:39:51
QUOTE
Veyda says, "No...sex-play is later in training."

Unknown2007-05-06 07:48:12
Thats... confused.gif Umm... interesting? unsure.gif

Unknown2007-05-06 08:42:00
(Magnagora): Yuniko says, "So you can't break the nuclear dildos into this."

The return of the Nuclear Dildo! fear.gif