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by Charune

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Arix2007-05-06 09:02:01
great, now every time I log in at the same time as Reiha, I'm gonna have her bugging me to marry Daermon. Oh wait, she already does that anyway
Unknown2007-05-06 09:13:38
QUOTE(Arix @ May 6 2007, 05:02 AM) 404732
great, now every time I log in at the same time as Reiha, I'm gonna have her bugging me to marry Daermon. Oh wait, she already does that anyway


Too bad she has yet to realize that he's not gay, let alone active.
Arix2007-05-06 09:26:08
Tervic tells you, "Abawapbapadoodoojagant."

Also, I don't know where she got the idea that Arix wanted to marry a guy
Arin2007-05-06 09:39:38
2668h, 3226m, 1701e, 10p, 12240en, 16080w ex-beg meleris

Meleris, Keeper of the Pool of Stars demands of you, "What am I supposed to
think of that?"
Your ego drains as you consider your response.
Explaining your abject poverty, you humbly request a little help from Meleris,
Keeper of the Pool of Stars.
Meleris, Keeper of the Pool of Stars loudly denounces you as a second-rate
swindler. Your scheme exposed, you are utterly mortified and are forced to
stammer apologies.
2668h, 3226m, 0e, 10p, 12240en, 16075w x-

pissed.gif Nerf Meleris!

EDIT: He never done it before either... usually 200 - 400 or so
Hazar2007-05-06 09:45:35
Out of context, Sarra! OUT OF CONTEXT!

My novice was biting me. It was sarcasm.
Unknown2007-05-06 09:49:41
QUOTE(Hazar @ May 6 2007, 05:45 AM) 404773
Out of context, Sarra! OUT OF CONTEXT!

My novice was biting me. It was sarcasm.


Ooh, Malz? content.gif
Unknown2007-05-06 14:22:26
Sufferchilds WAS a little bugger... he caused more than enough problems in Mag as well sad.gif
Reiha2007-05-06 15:27:10
QUOTE(Arix @ May 6 2007, 12:26 AM) 404759
Tervic tells you, "Abawapbapadoodoojagant."

Also, I don't know where she got the idea that Arix wanted to marry a guy

Something about telling her you didn't care who you married as long as you got into Kalas to anger a certain someone, I think tongue.gif
Unknown2007-05-06 16:39:01
Holding a damning symbol of domination before you, you make the Sign of Luciphage at
Yukari, who is engulfed in suffocating darkness.
You sense that your symbol has control of Yukari.

order yukari say prepare execution for ildaudid

Archmage Yukari Feyranti, the Mystic says, "Prepare execution for ildaudid."
Valkira d'Lardick says, "Very well, Yukari. I shall prepare an execution for Ildaudid."
Valkira d'Lardick gestures to two stalwart guards, who leave to signal the execution.

Clamorous bells ring across the City of Magnagora, heralding an eminent execution at the
northern gates.

Assessing Ildaudid's weight, Valkira d'Lardick chooses a coil of rope from beside the
gibbet. With deft twists, she fashions a noose and fastens it about the neck of her bound
victim, then ties the other secular to the gibbet.

Pouring from the houses far below, and from the slums beside the city walls, a crowd of
dirty Serfs and Laborers amasses, filled with festive cheer and calling for blood. Pick
pockets run about the crowd, and fathers lift their children up to catch a better glimpse
of the blood shed to come.

Grabbing Ildaudid roughly, Valkira d'Lardick shoves him forward into a gap between the
battlements. A roar of approbation rises from the waiting crowds below, but dies to
dreadful silence as Valkira d'Lardick raises a mailed fist for silence.

(Griefers Anonymous): Ildaudid says, "This is scary."

With a jerk, Ildaudid's fall is broken momentarily by the rope, which cuts through his
neck, decapitating him. A rain of blood bespeckles the excited crowd, and the corpse
plummets to the ground. As the crowd disperses, viscanti children stay to fight each other
for the head, while gutter mutts tear the flesh from off Ildaudid's broken corpse.
The wild and raucous cheering of the crowd reaches your ears as Ildaudid is executed at
the northern gates.
Ildaudid drops a packet of spices.
Ildaudid drops a spool of cloth.
Ildaudid drops the corpse of a filthy gutter mutt.
Ildaudid drops the corpse of a filthy gutter mutt.
Ildaudid drops the corpse of a filthy gutter mutt.
Unknown2007-05-06 17:01:35
The execution grounds are very kick ass
Unknown2007-05-06 17:29:11
You find it difficult to take off silvery robes of fine spider silk while wearing the hood of primal greatrobes adorned for war.


dry.gif
Unknown2007-05-06 17:35:58
You tell Matchmaker Reiha, The Red Rose, "Admit it.. you like Yaoi."

Reiha tells you, "I prefer lezzie stuff thnx."
Hazar2007-05-06 18:47:54
QUOTE(Mirin-Carvier @ May 6 2007, 04:49 AM) 404776
Ooh, Malz? content.gif


I'm watching you.
Ildaudid2007-05-06 19:07:38
QUOTE(Corinthian @ May 6 2007, 01:35 PM) 404895
You tell Matchmaker Reiha, The Red Rose, "Admit it.. you like Yaoi."

Reiha tells you, "I prefer lezzie stuff thnx."


Thus enhancing the whole commune/city relationship thing. Reiha has went Seren and turned lezzie.
Unknown2007-05-06 20:13:40
OMG, I want an execution grounds too ohmy.gif
Anarias2007-05-06 20:26:06
QUOTE(Krellan @ May 5 2007, 04:23 PM) 404567
oooh she gave that to me and I gave it to my pooka who was reading it at the time. and then must have dropped it when I left.

That makes perfect sense to me that the pooka would be the one interested in such a book.
Unknown2007-05-06 21:27:41
(Celest): Please welcome Senja who just stepped out of the Portal of Fate as a
new citizen!

(Celest): Kaalak says, "Welcome Senja."

(Celest): Simimi says, "Welcome, my Child!"

(Celest): Elostian says, "Simimi, what did I tell you about contraceptives?"
Aiakon2007-05-06 21:32:17
QUOTE(Shou @ May 6 2007, 10:27 PM) 404957
(Celest): Please welcome Senja who just stepped out of the Portal of Fate as a
new citizen!

(Celest): Kaalak says, "Welcome Senja."

(Celest): Simimi says, "Welcome, my Child!"

(Celest): Elostian says, "Simimi, what did I tell you about contraceptives?"


Oh how very lusternian.

Not that it's not amusing, but I thought the nearest we got to contraceptives was castration.
Unknown2007-05-06 21:37:24
I'm sure with a little improvisation and use of aetheric magic, one could come up with an effective means of 'protection'. Or crotamine.
Unknown2007-05-06 21:46:26
QUOTE(Aiakon @ May 6 2007, 10:32 PM) 404958
Oh how very lusternian.

Not that it's not amusing, but I thought the nearest we got to contraceptives was castration.

Industrious alchemists brew them from wormwood, salamander tails and bats' eyes, and they only work if taken during a month that ends with "z".