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Doman2007-05-08 01:17:53
As per the PC term for Members of the Commune of Glomdoring, I've always used Glomdoranian, I don't know why, it just kinda fits...
Arel2007-05-08 05:14:51
Bobbins says, "Bobbins is the coolest!"

Spindle says, "That he is."

AHA! Even Spindle bows to Bobbins' greatness!
Unknown2007-05-08 06:23:15
QUOTE(Arel @ May 8 2007, 07:14 AM) 405468
Bobbins says, "Bobbins is the coolest!"

Spindle says, "That he is."

AHA! Even Spindle bows to Bobbins' greatness!


Goooo Bobbins! Show 'em all! freaked.gif
Saran2007-05-08 14:29:37
Two things

QUOTE
There is no event currently running, however the results for the previous Harmony Challenge are:
Org Total Score
-------------------------
Serenwilde 650
Glomdoring 191
Celest 81


Player Score
---------------------------------------
Saran Serenwilde 495
Pentu Glomdoring 191
Wuylinfe Celest 81
Eamon Serenwilde 67
Ildis Serenwilde 63
Valaria Serenwilde 25


And the maths says it all Skein > Spindle >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Bobbins
Unknown2007-05-08 19:39:48
You lurch forward and vomit out a puddle of blood.
Falling limply to the ground, you splutter your last breath.
You have been slain by Tchaichlao. Read - YOU JUST KILLED YOURSELF DUMBASS
Variables reset.
**********************************************************
You have been defeated and are thrown out of the Arena.
**********************************************************

Iasmos says, "You fight extraordinarily well."
Ialie2007-05-08 19:49:28
QUOTE(Anonymous Raven @ May 8 2007, 03:39 PM) 405597
You lurch forward and vomit out a puddle of blood.
Falling limply to the ground, you splutter your last breath.
You have been slain by Tchaichlao. Read - YOU JUST KILLED YOURSELF DUMBASS
Variables reset.
**********************************************************
You have been defeated and are thrown out of the Arena.
**********************************************************

Iasmos says, "You fight extraordinarily well."



Not quite so Anonymous tongue.gif
Simimi2007-05-09 05:03:56
So, I had not noticed but I was naked from my time away...

The following took place in New Celest...

With a fiery determination in her eyes, you exclaim, "I have a Church to build!"

Unblooded Mazako says to you, "Hey, did your clothes decay? I can buy you some
new ones."

"Eep!", you scream in fright.

You say, "Aparently they did...I hadn't noticed until you said something."

Finger extended, Razenth pokes you.
3368h, 2904m, 2660e, 10p ex-

Brother Razenth, Prelate of Japhiel says, "You'r naked."

***I run to the Church, and Mazako chaces me, I had no idea...***

Mazako arrives from the down.
3368h, 2904m, 2660e, 10p ex-

Unblooded Mazako says to you, "I'll go get you some."

<>: You say, "HA! I am safe from your dasterdly poking now,
Razenth."

Unblooded Mazako says to you, "Any preference?"

The corners of Mazako's mouth turn up as she grins mischievously.

Mazako ponders you thoughtfully, looking you up and down.

You say to Mazako, "You need not do that for me, my Child, really, I do not wish
to trouble you."

<>: Razenth says, "Heh."

Unblooded Mazako says, "Well, on second thought, I'm sure everyone likes to look
at you without clothes." <-- Um...So you say this to the leader of a Church? I was like !WHOA! how to respond...

Unblooded Mazako says, "But seriously."

You say, "This is no one's negligence but my own, a penince for my
forgetfulness, most likely."

"Eep!", you scream in fright.

Unblooded Mazako says, "I can afford it, what kinda clothes do you like?" <--- CAN afford it, notice

You have emoted: Simimi covers herself forcefully as much as she can.

An impish grin creeps over Mazako's face as her eyes light up with mischief.

You say, "Just.. something simple to cover me, religious looking, if it is
possible."

Mazako nods her head enthusiastically.

Unblooded Mazako says, "Something simple... like a dress?"

Mazako nods her head enthusiastically.
3368h, 2904m, 2660e, 10p ex-

You say, "Not too short though."

Mazako gives a shimmering white dress to you.

The corners of Mazako's mouth turn up as she grins mischievously.

Unblooded Mazako says, "Hope that helps."

Mazako ponders the situation.

Unblooded Mazako says, "You MIGHT need some underwear to go with that, though,
in case of a breeze?"<--- !_! Yeah lyke, mebbe, but... O.O?


Mazako hums innocently to herself.

A look of sweetest innocence overtakes Mazako.

You look about yourself, rubbing your chin thoughtfully.

You give a horrified gasp.

You say, "Yes... yes those would be needed."

inv
You are wielding a radiant symbol of love in your left hand.
You are holding:
53 master's paint palettes, 8 decks of Tarot cards, a key, a bottle, a thick
textbook, an embellished leather journal, an elegant katana, a large elegant
compendium, a personal journal, an official-looking scroll, a silver-speckled cerulean journal,
a thick textbook, a thick textbook, an official-looking scroll, a simple leather scroll, an embellished leather journal,
a painting of Raziela the Loving Radiance, 2 platters of devilled eggs, a shimmering white
dress.

You slip into a shimmering white dress.

Unblooded Mazako says, "White again?"

You say, "Preferably, or pink."

Unblooded Mazako says, "What kind of underwear? Like bra and panties... or
bodice... or corset?" <---Ahh yes, so befitting a religous person, the corset, pushing up the boobs of righteousness since ACE 21!

With a brimming smile, you say, "Mm a bra and some undies will suffice nicely."

Mazako beams broadly.

"Ok!" Mazako exclaims.

Mazako leaves to the down.

Mazako arrives from the down.

Mazako gives a delicate white lace bra to you.

Mazako gives a pair of beaded white panties to you.

***I wear them***

Unblooded Mazako says, "It all cost like 2500 gold in total." <--- WHOA? Can afford, remember? A gift, was it?

The corners of Mazako's mouth turn up as she grins mischievously.

Unblooded Mazako says, "The dress was about 1300, the bra was 400 and the
panties were 900." <--- Again...I'm confused...

You have emoted: Simimi runs her hands over the fabric, gently admiring the feel
of it against her flesh.

You ask, "Shall I repay you then?"

Unblooded Mazako says, "Well... if you'd like."

Unblooded Mazako says, "I mean... if you think I really deserve it for helping
you out like that." <--- My answer did not make it out in time...

You say, "It is no one's decision but your own, my Child."

Unblooded Mazako says, "Okay... then yes, you can repay me?"

Mazako beams broadly.

You say, "I feel you do not, as the kindness of doing a deed should be more than
enough to satiate one's heart with love, but ok." <--- My answer, which did not sound as awesome as I wanted it to, and came in late...

You give 2500 gold sovereigns to Mazako.

You have emoted: Simimi raises her hands up to her chin in a prayer like
fashion, smiles softly, and inclines her head gently to you.

Unblooded Mazako says, "Well..."

Mazako smiles softly.

You say, "If ever you suffer from questions of Faith, please, do seek me out."

You say, "I reside here, within these walls."

Unblooded Mazako says, "It did kind of put a big hole in my pocket... and
sure... I most definitely will." <--- OH SNAP! You just lied to your preacher lady... tsk tsk little one...

The corners of Mazako's mouth turn up as she grins mischievously.

You say, "You should not over extend yourself beyond your limits to help
others."

Unblooded Mazako says, "Hope you enjoy the stuff."

You say, "I do, very much."

Mazako curtseys respectfully before you.

Mazako waves goodbye.


I really found this pretty amusing, it was cute that she wanted to help me like that, but I ended up feeling bad in the end, as if she did not want to help me at all, just wanted to score some scratch, as those items do not run the prices she quoted me at.

Oh well, it was fun while it lasted, wish more people would just take it upon them selves to RP with others, it would go along way for Celest's image, and Lusty's as a whole...

All in all she came off kind of pervy... how odd. Maybe I am just reading more into it or something...

love,mimi
Hazar2007-05-09 06:07:06
It's a nerd mating dance.

Buy them things.

Imply how expensive it was and thus how cool you are.

Hope to reap reward.
Reiha2007-05-09 06:20:05
QUOTE(Simimi @ May 8 2007, 08:03 PM) 405753
*flirtation and possible courtship attempt from Mazako*

Actually, the prices can be in that range - check out Cat's Paw, or whatever Exarius' shop is called.

As for Mazako, seek Arix out on the matter.
Simimi2007-05-09 06:20:10
Well I was thinking she was just being enjoyable... D: Who would mate with an old married bag like mimi O.o?
Krellan2007-05-09 06:38:22
QUOTE(Simimi @ May 9 2007, 12:03 AM) 405753
long novinha quote

All in all she came off kind of pervy... how odd. Maybe I am just reading more into it or something...

love,mimi


right on the money
Arix2007-05-09 06:54:24
Yeah, that Soraka can be a bit odd sometimes.

EDIT: Meant to say Mazako, but too lazy to change the post
Simimi2007-05-09 06:55:21
Which, that I was looking too much into it, or that it seemed a little pervy?
Inox2007-05-09 06:58:51
Just because I know someone else will post this if I don't...

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(Serenwilde): You say, "An unfortunate mixup in gender-reassignment surgery."

(Serenwilde): You say, "Ack."

(Serenwilde): Alimpson says, "Wha?"

(Serenwilde): Sojiro says, "Meep."

(Serenwilde): You say, "Mis! Mis!"

You blush furiously.

(Serenwilde): Beithe (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "We're doing well with the
fun misaethers this month!"

(Serenwilde): Alimpson says, "That ranks as No 2 on the Mistells not to say on
a public aether."

(Serenwilde): You say, "Heh."

(Serenwilde): You say, "What's number one?"

(Serenwilde): Alimpson says, "What was the other one again Beithe?"

(Serenwilde): Beithe (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Something about the only
fighter was busy having sex?"

(Serenwilde): You say, "Hehe."

(Serenwilde): Alimpson says, "I think it was about Celest raiding Magnagora and
killing everything and the only fighter there didn't fight because he was busy
having sex."

(Serenwilde): Beithe (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "There ya go. That's it."

(Serenwilde): Rika says, "I think we really don't need to know."

(Serenwilde): You say, "I feel better now."
Simimi2007-05-09 07:23:10
Exorcist Kaalak, The Merciful Judge's hand glows with a faint golden light,
pulsing gently. It fades to a soft daylight for a moment. Suddenly a sunburst of
colours explodes from his hammer, illuminating the runes inscribed there with
arcs of orange-fire and vermilion. He's a chargin' his HAMAR!

Through a stream of gentle tears, you exclaim, "MY EYES!! They burn!" ARgggg teh pwn

Exorcist Kaalak, The Merciful Judge raises his hammer high to spread the
scintilating light across the dome, illuminating stain glass with rays of
dazzling colour.


Simimi Got PWNED!
Unknown2007-05-09 14:55:35
Claudia arrives from the southwest.
"Erk!" Claudia says with a grimace.
Seeker of the Moon, Claudia says, "Wrong portal."
Saddim acknowledges the point with a grave nod of his head.
Claudia grumbles angrily.
Claudia disappears in a flash of light, teleporting by the power of the Gods.
You chuckle long and heartily.
Seeker of the Moon, Claudia (Female Human).
She is 20 years old, having been born on the 12th of Juliary, 155 years after
the Coming of Estarra.
She is unranked in Lusternia.
She is an extremely credible character.
She is a Vagrant in the Fellowship of Explorers.
She is considered to be approximately 0% of your might.
She is not currently active in any family.
You tell Seeker of the Moon, Claudia, "No need to worry about it."
You tell Seeker of the Moon, Claudia, "Feel free to visit us again."
Claudia tells you, "Why would I want t visit Magnagora?"
You tell Seeker of the Moon, Claudia, "Explore, perhaps?"
Claudia tells you, "Why would I want t visit Magnagora?"
You tell Seeker of the Moon, Claudia, "We have enchantments, you do not."
Claudia tells you, "Other than that."
Claudia tells you, "Pshah. We have Alchemy!"
You tell Seeker of the Moon, Claudia, "Eh, just for fun."
You tell Seeker of the Moon, Claudia, "Meh."
You tell Seeker of the Moon, Claudia, "Still need enchantment!"
Claudia tells you, "*grumble*."
You tell Seeker of the Moon, Claudia, "Haha."

BEHEHE. I made it hard to read. Now I'm trying to hook her up with a Magnagoran.
Arel2007-05-09 20:07:54
Arel says: god i hate my own novices
Ashteru says: Noooo
Arel says: ?
Ashteru says: AREL CAN'T HATE HIS NEWBIES
Ashteru says: HE'S LIKE JESUS
Unknown2007-05-09 22:16:17
QUOTE(Simimi @ May 9 2007, 02:55 AM) 405773
Which, that I was looking too much into it, or that it seemed a little pervy?


He is a perv, played with Ripley's skirt before, when she was standing around talking to people in Glom. unsure.gif

Unknown2007-05-09 23:32:33
roflmao.gif I thought that was hilarious, Simimi. And something similar to that just happened to me too *chin*
Simimi2007-05-10 00:31:05
Look out Shou! We are being gunned for!