Quotes 3

by Charune

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Exeryte2006-10-22 22:40:14
Uh...the first one at the top of the mountain! tongue.gif
Ixion2006-10-22 22:44:06
Not that part. I agree the one you refer to is reallllly neat too. smile.gif
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Kalas trophy room.
The corrosiveness of the taint sickens the land. Mangled, petrified body parts and spoils of war
litter the room. Various preserved heads are set upon pikes, some bearing descriptions of a
memorable hunt. Trophy instruments rest, dustless, on a wide oaken table waiting to be used. Two
full sets of shining plate armour stand guard at the entranceway, facing inward towards the room
itself. Hung high, vast banners caress the walls with the memories of battle fought and times past.
Encased in an enormous pedestal rimmed with diamonds and rubies, two honorary sheathes are held
vertically, waiting for its counterparts to return home. A hunting trophy bearing Aeralin's head is
proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Ruiku's head is proudly exhibited on a
nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Nyla's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting
trophy bearing Ruiku's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Raflein's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Acrune's head is
proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Alodia's head is proudly exhibited on
a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Collvan's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A
hunting trophy bearing Laxinova's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy
bearing Forren's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Noola's head
is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Dysolis's head is proudly exhibited
on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Dysolis's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A
hunting trophy bearing Forren's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy
bearing Alec's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Doman's head is
proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Acrune's head is proudly exhibited on
a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Neerth's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A
hunting trophy bearing Alodia's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy
bearing Kyrog's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Garick's head
is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Shamarah's head is proudly
exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Narsrim's head is proudly exhibited on a
nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Shaeden's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A
hunting trophy bearing Diamante's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy
bearing Zalandrus's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Livictus's
head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Laxinova's head is proudly
exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Lucos's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby
wall. A hunting trophy bearing Livictus's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting
trophy bearing Neraka's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Collvan's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Collvan's head is
proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Kelly's head is proudly exhibited on a
nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Matil's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting
trophy bearing Neraka's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Karrack's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Indaron's head is
proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Yurika's head is proudly exhibited on
a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Marzolan's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A
hunting trophy bearing Shamarah's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy
bearing Faragan's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Shaeden's
head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Yurika's head is proudly
exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Shric's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby
wall. A hunting trophy bearing Nyla's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. Hackles risen, a
fierce timberwolf prowls about here. Sitting on its haunches, a bloodhound rests here. Exhaling
dark plumes of smoke with each breath, Chrylen, a three-headed chimera crouches here in a state of
majestic repose.
You see a single exit leading southwest (open door).
Acrune2006-10-22 23:41:29
Pah, you don't get to brag if you didn't get those 1v1 tongue.gif
Ixion2006-10-23 00:28:42
Most were 1v2-5. I guess being outnumbered doesn't count either.
Unknown2006-10-23 00:53:15
QUOTE(Cuber @ Oct 22 2006, 08:41 AM) 345203

No, orichalc is a very powerful and expensive metal in Earthdawn's universe, among others (I suggest playing Earthdown, very good heroic fantasy tabletop, even if not very well-known).
Age of Mythology's bastardization of the word, for the Atlantian races highest upgraded wall: Orichalkos (colored brown and gold speckled)

Maple Story's bastardization of the word, for ore forging material: Orihalcon (colored bright pink of all things blink.gif )

It has pretty widespread usage in a lot of games.
Joli2006-10-23 02:56:59
I'm just minding my own business... sad.gif


(Notes): Illial says, "Okay i'm in the library now."

Dilettante Illial, of the Blank Note whee joli.

Arix tells you, "Just WHEE JOLI."

You tell Arix Carthan, Tuner of Dischord, "Eh..?"

Arix tells you, "Mis."

You blink.

(Cacophony): You say, "Arix.."

Illial shrugs helplessly.

(Cacophony): You say, "Stop telling the novices to 'whee' me."

Illial runs dizzying circles around you with outstretched arms, happily
screaming, "Wheee!"

Dilettante Illial, of the Blank Note says, "Arix oh."

(Notes): Sybl says, "Attention all novices."

You narrow your eyes to thin slits.

Arix snickers softly to himself.

(Notes): Sybl says, "We have a small rule here in the Cacophony."

(Notes): Sybl says, "When you see Joli, the proper greeting is to WHEE JOLI."

You tell Aois-Dana Aia y'Kada, Mistress of Song, "If she says to 'whee' me..
OMG."

(Cacophony): You say, "...."

Nymerya tells you, "...*cry*."

(Cacophony): Sybl says, "I love you, Joli..."

(Notes): Illial says, "Okay i will remember that."

You tell Ays Lyreth ey Quillifur, Nymerya de la Koicei, "..."

Aia tells you, "-rofl-."

(Cacophony): You say, "Ok, you're all going to die."

(Notes): Nymerya says, "Or how about we don't."

You narrow your eyes at Arix in an unnerving manner.

(Cacophony): Aia says, "Just goes to show how much we all love you, Joli."
Xavius2006-10-23 03:08:35
Why, oh why, is the Cacophony destined to be a bigger guild than the Blacktalon? Is there no god? No love for RP? Immersion? Sanity?

There isn't enough Daevos in Magnagora to offset Aia and Joli as elected leaders. Buhbye, Mag. We'll miss you. bye.gif
Joli2006-10-23 03:19:03
QUOTE(Xavius @ Oct 22 2006, 10:08 PM) 345452

Why, oh why, is the Cacophony destined to be a bigger guild than the Blacktalon? Is there no god? No love for RP? Immersion? Sanity?

There isn't enough Daevos in Magnagora to offset Aia and Joli as elected leaders. Buhbye, Mag. We'll miss you. bye.gif



Thank you for your support.
Acrune2006-10-23 03:29:56
Yeah, thinking Celest getting its bard guild last will be a blessing. Hopefully everyone will get it out of their system on alts before it gets founded tongue.gif
Sylphas2006-10-23 03:33:46
You guys sing hymns. You're screwed regardless.

If I was GA of the Cacophony, and I had people being idiotic enough to tell the novices to be that silly, I'd be singing a nice Threnody at that person.
Joli2006-10-23 03:42:23
QUOTE(Sylphas @ Oct 22 2006, 10:33 PM) 345459

You guys sing hymns. You're screwed regardless.

If I was GA of the Cacophony, and I had people being idiotic enough to tell the novices to be that silly, I'd be singing a nice Threnody at that person.


It doesn't help that.. half of the guild is like that..
Xavius2006-10-23 03:47:31
QUOTE(Joli @ Oct 22 2006, 10:42 PM) 345465

It doesn't help that.. half of the guild is like that..


So you're saying you'll try to fix it rather than show it off? tongue.gif
Ildaudid2006-10-23 03:47:46
We can get Murphy outta retirement to try and shape up the Magnagoran Bards.... ohmy.gif
Sylphas2006-10-23 03:53:28
I'm very glad Ialie has stressed the "we are not silly clowns" thing.
Ixion2006-10-23 05:35:34
Ix is on the rise again in Mag. I've been putting the hammer on a lot of idiocy aleady, though one can only dent it but so quickly.
Joli2006-10-23 05:40:35
QUOTE(Xavius @ Oct 22 2006, 10:47 PM) 345472

So you're saying you'll try to fix it rather than show it off? tongue.gif



It's Arix.. You can't expect more from him. tongue.gif

And I still love, Arix.. so please continue to be an undersec.. You're the only one really doing anything. sad.gif
Sarrasri2006-10-23 05:40:38
QUOTE
(The Talnaras): Charune says, "Why is it todays movies have once decent action
scene and the rest is just... crap!"
(The Talnaras): Charune says, "Ack!"
(The Talnaras): Nejii says, "Woops."
(The Talnaras): Charune says, "That was meant for elsewhere..."
(The Talnaras): Yini says, "We didn't hear anything."


Just because Vix wasn't around. ninja.gif
Joli2006-10-23 07:39:41
(House of Shadows): You say, " censor.gif had a penis."
3244h, 2860m, 1226e, 10p, 15120en, 13200w elrx-

Cervius leaves to the east.

A filthy gutter mutt arrives from the south, sniffing about.

You tell Instructor Ranadae, Tuner of Dischord, "Aye."

Verithrax follows you south.
Necropolis ritual chamber.
Dark shadows coalesce in and out of existence as small, dark clouds obfuscating
the available light as they float around the area from a shield shrine of Fain
nearby. A painting of a corridor of portraits is proudly exhibited on a nearby
wall.
You see exits leading north, southeast, south, and southwest.

Verithrax follows you southeast.
Antechamber in the Necropolis.
Dark shadows coalesce in and out of existence as small, dark clouds obfuscating
the available light as they float around the area from a shield shrine of Fain
nearby.
You see exits leading northeast, northwest, down, and in.

(House of Shadows): Nymerya says, "Was the cutest thing I have ever seen."
Unknown2006-10-23 08:41:30
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EDIT: I think being rogue isn't such a bad fate after all.. no rogue bard guilds!
Shorlen2006-10-23 12:18:17
(Envoys): Flacarealah says, "We should have a basin-wide war to see how bards
are working out!"

(Envoys): You say, "I'll raid Celestia, hold on."

(Envoys): Flacarealah says, "Wait, I'm undeffed. I wanted to raid Nil
simultaneously."

(Envoys): Flacarealah says, "Make sure to have powermask up though so we can
blame the gloms."

(Envoys): You say, "Will do!"