That's the very one he wears!

and... I think someone should pull a Hajamin and fashion one for him, and then put in on him, so that we can all see the TRUTH!

Cut out the personal attacks, seriously

Someone post Kalodan's little joke about what the tumour gave birth to! That was hilarious and I wanted to but didnt log it!

I feel like I'm missing something, so I hope someone posts it.... plus Kalodan always makes me giggle.

I was actually admiring their description - it was very nicely detailed. Maybe too detailed...


She is a ferocious loboshigaru and has an aura of confidence. She stands at an impressive six feet tall, the coarse fur covering her body a deep midnight black. Her tail is of medium length and is lupine in appearance. Two amber eyes peer out from behind a long snout filled with rows of pearly-white teeth. Muscles ripple brilliantly under her skin, toned by years of training as a warrior. She stands on the toes of her feet like a wolf, three toes with thick, blunt claws and a dark footpad underneath. A thicker layer of fur rests around her neck like a collar, draping slightly over her ample chest, and accentuating her dark, jaw-length hair, which rests around her head in rough strings from many months of lack of grooming. Her stomach seems to have swollen, showing signs of pregnancy. She is wearing a leather backpack, a suit of loboshigaru field plate, 2 slender sharkskin scabbards, and 2 wooden scabbards.

Unblooded ****** (Female Loboshigaru).
She is 18 years old, having been born on the 3rd of Tzarin, 157 years after the Coming of Estarra.
She is unranked in Lusternia.
She is an extremely credible character.
She is a Ward in the Forest of Serenwilde.
She is a Pilgrim in the Fellowship of Explorers.
She is a member of the clan called 'The Aethercity of Deepnight.'
She is a member of the clan called 'The Pack.'
Her motto: 'United as one, divided by zero.'
She is considered to be approximately 0% of your might.
She is not currently active in any family.


I'm not one to talk, but

I saw someone's description once, don't remember who now, but in it they were holding the hand of a small child. Later, I saw them doing something pretty kid-dangerous - hunting or something, and I was like "Wow, hope they remembered to leave that kid at home!" Looked, and nope!

An enormous gorgog flings a muscled arm out, his fist slamming into your gut
and remaining there. Slowly, he begins to chant hoarse syllables beneath his
breath, and a burning blast of boiling water slams into your flesh, blistering
on contact.
A magic aura flares around you and completely absorbs the damage.
You have been slain by an enormous gorgog.
The corpse of a large wood weevil falls out of your inventory.


hmmm....

only absorbs physical damage. that attack is part fire part physical.

I know, it just looked funny.

Plenty of 18 year olds get pregnant.

Saying someone is someone else's alt is not a personal attack (At least not in any sane interpretation of the term - Some people like to think referring to someone else in the third person is grounds for that kind of accusation).

I mean, if I say Forren is Kalodan's alt, is that a personal attack? If so, to which one of them?

Okay. How about this.

I want the names of my alts to remain unsaid. If you say it, I will take offense to this as a personal attack. There is absolutely no need to declare such foolish things as "LOL SHE IS SO AND SOS ALT" to people.

So cut it out.

No offense or anything, but there really shouldn't be any reason that somebody knows who your alt is, unless you talk about them in IRC or on these forums with the wrong screen name.

I want the word "Camembert" to remain unsaid. I hate, hate Camembert. I take offence to it as a personal attack. There is absolutely no need to declare such foolish things as "LOL I LIKE CAMEMBERT" to people.

Camembert has nothing to do with anything. Camembert is not the same as revealing somebody's identity who is likely to get harassed for being said person. Nobody says Camembert specifically to piss you off, while at least 2 people purposefully reveal alts to piss off certain people. Not saying Camembert is therefore silly and pointless, while revealing alts does actually affect people. Camembert

Really, no need to mock people needlessly, Camembert, especially when they have a valid complaint. Camembert

Daganev, trying to make a serious point while interspersing your reply with the word Camembert just to contradict what Verithrax said makes you look... Well, my warn level will probably go up if I say it in the Lusternian Cupcakery Forums.

Whats wrong with the word silly?

Stop... saying... Camembert!!!!!!

No, seriously, trying to make serious points while saying "Camembert" just to irritate me is

Another more serious version of the same argument:

I don't like people saying my class is bad at PvP; I take offense to it as a personal attack. There's no need to go saying "LOL BARDS SUCK."

How about this.

STOP TALKING ABOUT MY ALTS.

That is final.

Forget they even exist.

I have enough fricking problems about people taking OOC prejudice IC.