I told them to stay away from you!

This is the QUOTES thread. If I do not start seeing quotes I will start deleting anything that isn't a quote from this entire thread from page 1 on. If you want to argue about personal attacks and the like then please take it to another thread or to PM.

EDIT: I've moved this to Lack of Rants 2, so as not to clog this thread. A quote is forthcoming as soon as somebody says something suitably amusing.

You have barely a fraction of a second to feel a dread foreboding before the
lance of flame slams directly into your chest, filling your mind with white-hot
pain and seeming to set every nerve in your body aflame. When you finally begin
to breathe again, there is surprisingly no mark upon your form, but a weakness
of mind and body remain to attest to Terentia's anger.

You have barely a fraction of a second to feel a dread foreboding before the
lance of flame slams directly into your chest, filling your mind with white-hot
pain and seeming to set every nerve in your body aflame. When you finally begin
to breathe again, there is surprisingly no mark upon your form, but a weakness
of mind and body remain to attest to Viravain's anger.

Viravain says, "Dance."

You have barely a fraction of a second to feel a dread foreboding before the
lance of flame slams directly into your chest, filling your mind with white-hot
pain and seeming to set every nerve in your body aflame. When you finally begin
to breathe again, there is surprisingly no mark upon your form, but a weakness
of mind and body remain to attest to Terentia's anger.

You bounce about wildly, stamping your feet to a song heard only in your head.

You have barely a fraction of a second to feel a dread foreboding before the
lance of flame slams directly into your chest, filling your mind with white-hot
pain and seeming to set every nerve in your body aflame. When you finally begin
to breathe again, there is surprisingly no mark upon your form, but a weakness
of mind and body remain to attest to Terentia's anger.

You have barely a fraction of a second to feel a dread foreboding before the
lance of flame slams directly into your chest, filling your mind with white-hot
pain and seeming to set every nerve in your body aflame. When you finally begin
to breathe again, there is surprisingly no mark upon your form, but a weakness
of mind and body remain to attest to Terentia's anger.

You have barely a fraction of a second to feel a dread foreboding before the
lance of flame slams directly into your chest, filling your mind with white-hot
pain and seeming to set every nerve in your body aflame. When you finally begin
to breathe again, there is surprisingly no mark upon your form, but a weakness
of mind and body remain to attest to Terentia's anger.

You have barely a fraction of a second to feel a dread foreboding before the
lance of flame slams directly into your chest, filling your mind with white-hot
pain and seeming to set every nerve in your body aflame. When you finally begin
to breathe again, there is surprisingly no mark upon your form, but a weakness
of mind and body remain to attest to Viravain's anger.

This has to be some kind of record.

What did you do?

...I mentioned I was bored...

See Verithrax's, except he died from all of them.

Viravain, Lady of the Thorns says to Ropon, "Nay, I am simply suggesting you should hold onto your nuts."

Hurr, innuendo, hurr hurr.

Be nice, you can be nasty at the other place

We had a noisy novice for a while whose name looked like a horrible bastardization of the Russian word for blue (light blue in particular)... the word also has homosexual/affeminate connotations. It gave me a good laugh.

Better than Meatfyst and Eagleeye, both Serenguard.

Ha. No.

Captain's Log
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I was commissioned by the Moonhart Circle to command the Avaervin through a bombardment mission.
Something strange was in the air of that ship.
Deep into the mission, I wondered if my crew was experiencing some sort of aethespace insanity.
Or if this is was the natual effect on comabateers due to bombing a Tree full of Glomdoritos.
Then I recalled that the insanity started long before we ever launched.
I cannot accept the fact that my crew was gathered from the playground of Ms. Trundle's Daycare.
Therefire, the only plausible conclusion is that the nasty tumour is effecting our realm more than we ever realized.

I warn any that may read this one day of two things.

1. This is not pretty.
2. If invited, never agree to man Kalodan's future turret.

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You portal to Avaerin.
(Ship): Avaerin says, "What would the Spirits think! Welcome to the command chair, Accalia."
(The Moonhart Circle): You say, "Are we all locked in?"
(The Moonhart Circle): Nejii says, "I'm in."
(The Moonhart Circle): Kalodan says, "Neg."
You tell Eilia Helfarch Sarrasri Talnara, Moon Mystic, "Locked in?"
Sarrasri tells you, "Yep."
You tell Eilia Helfarch Sarrasri Talnara, Moon Mystic, "I asked 3 times!"
Sarrasri tells you, "Sorry."
Sarrasri tells you, "I'm super excited to shoot things."
(Ship): You say, "We lost gala now."
(Ship): Kalodan says, "Nuuuh."
Prince of the White Stag, Kalodan Faechild, Gardener of Roses yells, "Gala."
Prince of the White Stag, Kalodan Faechild, Gardener of Roses yells, "Get to your slave station."
You yell, "Now!"
Fair Galaphyrae yells, "Silence!"
Prince of the White Stag, Kalodan Faechild, Gardener of Roses yells, "Go, lackie of the big silvery thing!"
Hissatsu Sojiro, of the Moonlit Hunt yells, "Women are scary."
Prince of the White Stag, Kalodan Faechild, Gardener of Roses yells, "Sarrasri and I want to go PEW PEW!"
You yell, "Sarra is antsy to shoot stuff."

(Ship): Avaerin says, "The trees whisper of this! Welcome to the empathic grid, Galaphyrae."
(Ship): Galaphyrae says, "Get on with it then!"
Prince of the White Stag, Kalodan Faechild, Gardener of Roses yells, "Vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrpewpewpew! Let's go!"
Eilia Helfarch Sarrasri Talnara, Moon Mystic yells, "PEW PEW PEW."
Warrior of Song, Reash Carthan yells, "PEW PEW PEW."
Prince of the White Stag, Kalodan Faechild, Gardener of Roses yells, "MY TURRET IS BETTER THAN YOUR MOM'S."
(Ship): Kalodan says, "So let's gogogogogogo."
Hissatsu Sojiro, of the Moonlit Hunt yells, "You know what they say about people with big turret."
Warrior of Song, Reash Carthan yells, "PeeeewpeeewpewPEW PEW PEW."
Kalodan Faechild, Gardener of Roses yells, "Damn, Reash said it first."
Prince of the White Stag, Kalodan Faechild, Gardener of Roses yells, "PEWPEWPEWPEWPEW!! WE WANT PEW PEW!!"
Eilia Helfarch Sarrasri Talnara, Moon Mystic yells, "BOOM!"
Warrior of Song, Reash Carthan yells, "Sammy Pewpew?"
(Ship): Sarrasri says, "Okay."
You yell, "Ready?"
Warrior of Song, Reash Carthan yells, "Pew?"
(Ship): Galaphyrae says, "All modules report in."
(Ship): You say, "Pilot controls ready and waiting."
(Ship): Kalodan says, "GOGOGOGOGOGOGO pewpew."
(Ship): Kalodan says, "Ready? Set? Pew."
(Ship): Kalodan says, "I want to blow some :censor: up. Goooo."
(Ship): Kalodan says, "Pretending it's Mazako. Muahaha."
(Ship): You say, "Nejii, report in to your Empath."
(Ship): Sarrasri says, "Pew pew pew."
(Ship): You say, "You people ...herding cats.."
(Ship): Kalodan says, "We're witing on you."
(Ship): Kalodan says, "PEW. PEW. PEW."
(Ship): You say, "Nuu uhh."
(Ship): Kalodan says, "Sarrasri, what sound does a Jinsun Jolt make?"
(Ship): You say, "Nejii is too quiet."
(Ship): Kalodan says,
"Vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrwhirrrrrrrrrrvrrrrrrrrrrrrrwhirrrrrrrrvrrrrrrrrr....mmmm.....mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm........."
(Ship): Galaphyrae says, "Probably died of boredom."
(Ship): Kalodan says, "PPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW!"
(Ship): Kalodan says, "That done with, are we there yet?"
You yell, "Reash, stop walking around and brace yourself, here we goooo!"
"Eep!", Reash screams in fright.

You launch Avaerin into the aetherways.
(Ship): Avaerin says, "Please be quiet as I run silently."
(Ship): Sarrasri says, "Interlink!"
(Ship): Galaphyrae says, "Silence, gunner!"
(Ship): Sarrasri says, "Pew?"
(Ship): Galaphyrae says, "You'll be repaired last, then."
(Ship): Kalodan says, "...Pew..."
(Ship): Sarrasri says, "Interlink!"
(Ship): Kalodan says, "Nuh. Pew."
You steer Avaerin to the northwest.
You steer Avaerin to the south.
You dock Avaerin at atop the body of a decaying insect.
(Ship): Kalodan says, "Let me."
(Ship): Avaerin says, "Sarrasri is no longer locked into a battle
(Serenwilde): Kalodan says, "Yep."
(Serenwilde): Sarrasri says, "Yep."
(Serenwilde): Reash says, "Pew?"
(Serenwilde): You say, "Yeup what?"
(Serenwilde): Nejii says, "And now we camp here until midnight."
(Serenwilde): Sarrasri says, "They're waiting."

(Ship): Avaerin says, "The mists cloud our future! Welcome to a battle turret, Nejii."
(Ship): Nejii says, "Hey, I thought I was already locked in."
(Serenwilde): Kalodan says,
"Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha."

(Serenwilde): Reash says, "We will not go boom?"
(Serenwilde): Kalodan says, "Pew."
(Serenwilde): Sarrasri says, "Pew."
(Serenwilde): Kalodan says, "Maybe with some pew pew."
(Serenwilde): Nejii says, "Now stop making weird noises."
(Serenwilde): Kalodan says, "But otherwise, no."
(Serenwilde): Sojiro says, "I guess we are pewing."
(Serenwilde): Kalodan says, "NO."
(Serenwilde): Reash says, "Soo, can the others hear us?"
(Serenwilde): Nejii says, "No they can't."
Reash cackles hellishly.
(Serenwilde): Nejii says, "We're all alone up here."
(Serenwilde): Reash says, "Mwehehehe."
(Serenwilde): Galaphyrae says, "We are the only ones that can hear you scream."
(Serenwilde): Reash says, "Time to get heart-to-heart."
(Serenwilde): Kalodan says, "Charune can probably hear us."
(Serenwilde): Kalodan says, "He's probably thrashing about in His temple having to listen to Sarra and I go "Pew pew!" every few seconds."
(Serenwilde): Reash says, "PEW PEW."
(Serenwilde): Sarrasri says, "Heee."
(Serenwilde): Nejii says, "Are we all locked in by the way?"
(Serenwilde): Kalodan says, "Neg."
(Serenwilde): Reash says, "Locked in what now?"
(Serenwilde): Nejii says, "The right turrets and whatnot."
(Serenwilde): Reash says, "I dun wannt go pew."
(Serenwilde): Kalodan says, "Yessum."
(Serenwilde): Reash says, "You go pew."
(Serenwilde): Kalodan says, "We're going pew pew, whether you like it or not!"
(Serenwilde): Sarrasri says, "Pew pew pew."
(Serenwilde): Reash says, "Can I go wandering around the ship now?"
(Serenwilde): Reash says, "Meh.."
(Ship): Kalodan says, "TURRETS TARGET ACCALIA."
(Ship): Kalodan says, "COMMENCE PEWPEWING."
(Ship): Kalodan says, "PEWPEW."
(Serenwilde): Reash says, "PEWPEW."

It is now the 8th of Urlachmar, 176 years after the Coming of Estarra.
You launch Avaerin into the aetherways.
(Serenwilde): Reash says, "Deja vu."
(Serenwilde): Nejii says, "Okay, let's go."
(Serenwilde): Sarrasri says, "Woooo."
(Ship): Kalodan says, "Commence bombardment!"
A turret upon Avaerin releases a stream of energy, which begins forming an energy vortex directly below the aethercraft.
(Serenwilde): Reash says, "PEWPEW."
(Ship): Sarrasri says, "KABOOM."
(Serenwilde): Nejii says, "Okay, I'm bombardin."
(Serenwilde): Kalodan says, "PEWPEW!"
(Ship): Kalodan says, "PEWPEWPEWPEW!!! Vvvvvvrrrrrrrrrrrvvvvvvvvvvvvmmmmmmmmmmmmm....... Crackle whir whir crackle BOOM!"
(Serenwilde): Reash says, "Eep."
(Serenwilde): You say, "Are we hitting it or what?"
(Serenwilde): Nejii says, "It takes 10 minutes to charge."
(Serenwilde): Kalodan says, "Takes time."
(Serenwilde): Nejii says, "So we should get in 5 shots."
(Serenwilde): Sarrasri says, "Commence the pew pews!"
(Serenwilde): Kalodan says, "Pew Number One, COMMENCE."
(Serenwilde): Kalodan says, "Pew Number One, CHARGE."
(Serenwilde): Reash says, "Pew."
(Ship): Galaphyrae says, "Bah. Slightly dented."
(Serenwilde): You say, "Your guys are too funny today."
(Serenwilde): Reash says, "Miss, pew."
(Ship): Kalodan says, "Meh."
(Serenwilde): Sarrasri says, "Sojiro said he would be cheering but I haven't heard a single rah from him yet."
(Serenwilde): Sarrasri says, "DISFAVOUR."
(Serenwilde): You say, "Ill just.. twiddle my thumbs."
(Serenwilde): Sojiro says, "Pah."
(Serenwilde): Nejii says, "Yeah, we basically twiddle our paws for most of a day unless their ship turns up."
(Serenwilde): Sarrasri says, "A pah is not a rah."
(Serenwilde): Kalodan says, "Sojiro, you best start chanting!"
(Serenwilde): You say, "Commune aetheroff sojiro."
(Serenwilde): Reash says, "WOOT."
(Serenwilde): Reash says, "GO TEAM GO."
(Serenwilde): You say, "My new wish list priv."
(Serenwilde): Kalodan says, "PEW PEW PEW! PEW PEW PEW!"
Reash gives you a wild cheer!
(Serenwilde): Reash says, "Yep."
(Ship): Sojiro says, "Sarrasri, sarrasri, she's our lady, if she explodes us, we won't be so merry."
(Ship): Sojiro says, "Rah, rah."
(Ship): Sarrasri says, "WOOO."
(Ship): You say, "That.. didnt rhyme."
(Ship): Sojiro says, "Close enough."
(Serenwilde): Reash says, "Rah rah! Go pew pew!"
(Ship): Sarrasri says, "He just avoided the disfavour."
4759h, 5234m, 3667e, 10p, 22695en, 22695w ex<>-/01:31:14/-
(Ship): Kalodan says, "PEW PEW PEW PWPEWEPPEWPEWPEWPEWPEW BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!"
(Serenwilde): Reash says, "Beep."
(Ship): Kalodan says, "Oh my."
(Serenwilde): Reash says, "Blip."
(Serenwilde): Sarrasri says, "Boop."
A nearby turret jolts the aetherdock here with deadly blasts of jinsun fire.
(Serenwilde): Reash says, "Beep."
(Serenwilde): Kalodan says, "Pew!"
A nearby turret jolts the aetherdock here with deadly blasts of jinsun fire.
(Ship): Nejii says, "Just checking."
(Ship): Kalodan says, "PEW PEW!!"

Wow...it would be much funnier if you took those characters and replaced them with a Mag crew, like Daevos, Murphy, Thoros, Revan, Xanon...Murphy would take over Kalodan's part, of course.



Erm...new member?

It's probably Google searches, and it's there quite often.

I always see google.com, still weirds me out everytime though

Someone posts that every week. It's google's spider.