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Unknown2007-05-11 22:20:38
QUOTE(Soraka @ May 11 2007, 09:13 PM) 406426
It was intended as a -joke-. The last part, at least.


...You make flirtatious, non-funny, unsubtle jokes with complete strangers? WTF?
Hazar2007-05-11 22:50:24
(The Leopard's Leap): Haiden says, "Hmm."
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You open your eyes and yawn mightily.
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You stand up and stretch your arms out wide.
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What do you wish to point?
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Your current clan will now be the 'The Daughters' Paraphernalia' clan.
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Your current clan will now be the 'The Leopard's Leap' clan.
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(The Leopard's Leap): You say, "Someone spoke on this clan."
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(The Leopard's Leap): You say, "It wasn't a misaether..."
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(The Leopard's Leap): Haiden says, "Nope."
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(The Leopard's Leap): You say, "I may just die of shock. Give me a moment."
Arix2007-05-12 00:06:32
QUOTE(Soraka)
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I fail to see how Kalodan's dislike of Mazako should bother you, since you've sworn up, down, and sideways that he isn't one of your characters.

Also, now I have this weird image of Charune and a bunch of faceless people in togas prancing about the Havens going 'pew pew'
Unknown2007-05-12 01:01:17
QUOTE(Arix @ May 11 2007, 08:06 PM) 406471
I fail to see how Kalodan's dislike of Mazako should bother you, since you've sworn up, down, and sideways that he isn't one of your characters.

Also, now I have this weird image of Charune and a bunch of faceless people in togas prancing about the Havens going 'pew pew'


I just find it interesting that Kalodan would hate someone so bad as to say something like that.

anyway

(Serenwilde): Kalodan says, "Help! Help!"

(Serenwilde): Kalodan says, "I'm being repressed!"
Shiri2007-05-12 01:10:09
I don't think I was pew-pewing, for what it's worth...unsure.gif
Arix2007-05-12 01:47:06
(Hartstone): Amavan says, "Greetings Spiritsingers."
Unknown2007-05-12 02:30:33
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Warden Ashteru d'Illici (Male Tae'dae Titan).
He is 79 years old, having been born on the 23rd of Juliary, 96 years after the Coming of Estarra.
He is ranked 19th in Lusternia.
He has triumphed 1 time in the combat rankings.
He is an extremely credible character.
He is an Ebon Forester in the Forest of Glomdoring.
He is a Warden of the Ravenwood in the Ebonguard.
He holds the position of a Dog of War in the Ebonguard.
He is a Cosmic Wayfarer in the Fellowship of Explorers.
He is a member of the clan called 'The Blackened Bones.'
He is a member of the clan called 'Treeripper Forgings.'
He is a mentor and able to take on proteges.
His motto: 'Sons of Tae!'
He is deemed an Apprentice by the Bardic Council of Vesteran Honours.
He is considered to be approximately 805% of your might.
He has been engaged to be married to Seer Arkzrael Le'Vondati, Mistress of the Quill for 45 months.
He has been divorced once.
He is a first generation member of the d'Illici family.
See HONOURS FULL ASHTERU for a complete honours list.


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It was nice knowing you, Serenwilde. bye.gif
yendos2007-05-12 02:30:42
QUOTE(Arix @ May 11 2007, 07:47 PM) 406485
(Hartstone): Amavan says, "Greetings Spiritsingers."


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Unknown2007-05-12 03:32:25
Sarrasri swings an antler-tipped dagger at Kalodan. Sarrasri cuts his chest for
a small surface wound.

Prince of the White Stag, Kalodan Faechild, Gardener of Roses runs into the room
in a rolling dive, holding out his index fingers while the rest are wrapped
tight in a mock-turret style grip. His thumbs flick back and forth, as he yells
out, PEWPEWPEWPEWPEW!! PEWPEWPEWPEWPEW!!! PEWPEW!! With a deft backwards flip,
he runs back out.
Arix2007-05-12 03:36:04
something I'd like to see

Effervescent whispers dance through your senses, filling your mind with the
soft, feathery voice of Viravain as Her voice carries on the winds, "I'MMA CHARGIN" MAH LAZER!"

Effervescent whispers dance through your senses, filling your mind with the
soft, feathery voice of Viravain as Her voice carries on the winds, "I'MMA FIRIN' MAH LAZER!"

A stream of crackling blue fire sizzles across the sky.
Amikara has been seared to death by the divine flame of Viravain, Lady of the
Thorns.

Effervescent whispers dance through your senses, filling your mind with the
soft, feathery voice of Viravain as Her voice carries on the winds, "SHOOP DA WHOOP!"


EDIT: Not a personal attack on Amikara, she was the first person I could get a log of being zapped
Bashara2007-05-12 03:44:49
Glomdoring): Viravain says, "My My My, so many mortals in the commune."

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Commune Member Rank Position CT
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Urazial Shadow Warden Commune Aide On
Thakin Shade On
Varrin Dark woodsman On
Xenthos Dark Marshall Shadow Court On
Chandestri Shadow Warden Commune Minister On
Veit Shade On
Kaela Shade On
Vitharr Shade On
Ropon Shade On
Arkzrael Shadow Warden Commune Minister On
Druken Ebon Forester Commune Aide On
Xix Shade On
Lorthos Shade On
Yasuko Shade On
Daem Dark woodsman On
Rutharr Night's tender On
Anae Shade On
Veyda Ebon Forester Commune Aide On
Akio Shade On
Myilix Night's tender On
Elvearae Shade On
Bashara Ebon Forester Commune Aide On
Josh Shade On
*******************************************************************************
There are 23 Commune Members on this plane and 5 on other planes.

(Glomdoring): Urazial says, "Greetings, Lady Viravain."

(Glomdoring): Xix says, "Greetings, Lady Viravain!"

(Glomdoring): Elvearae says, "Greetings, Lady Viravain."

(Glomdoring): Arel (from the Water Elemental Plane) says, "Greetings, Lady
Viravain."

(Glomdoring): You say, "Good thing or bad thing, Ma'am?"

(Glomdoring): Viravain says, "Whatever shall I do with so many mortals to
torment?"

(Glomdoring): Anae says, "Greetings, Lady."

(Glomdoring): You say, "Me first!"

(Glomdoring): Druken says, "Tidings, Lady Viravain."

A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
You have barely a fraction of a second to feel a dread foreboding before the
lance of flame slams directly into your chest, filling your mind with white-hot
pain and seeming to set every nerve in your body aflame. When you finally begin
to breathe again, there is surprisingly no mark upon your form, but a weakness
of mind and body remain to attest to Viravain's anger.

You cackle hellishly.

(Glomdoring): You say, "Thank you Ma'am!!!!"

(Glomdoring): Viravain says, "Next volunteer?"

Arkzrael pats you in a friendly manner.

(Glomdoring): Viravain says, "You are most welcome, Bashara."

(Glomdoring): You say, "One more time for good measure?"

(Glomdoring): Viravain says, "One per mortal."

(Glomdoring): Kaela says, "Salutations, Lady Viravain."

Vitharr tells you, "Did you just get zapped??"

You tell Fly Vitharr, Ward of the Wyrden Woods, "Yeahup."

(Glomdoring): Viravain says, "I will be at the Master Ravenwood if any of the
younger members of the commune wish to meet Me. I will be happy to answer
questions or throw you across the Basin if need be."

A whirlpool of incorporeal shadows fills the area with an unnatural darkness,
revealing the ghostly figure of Viravain, Lady of the Thorns at their centre as
the umbral filaments dissipate.

Brennan Stormcrow bows respectfully to Viravain.

Daem bows respectfully to Viravain.

Arkzrael curtseys respectfully before Viravain.

You ask, "Across the Basin, Ma'am?"

4425h, 2274m, 1634e, 10p elrx-look
Before the Master Ravenwood Tree. The stars twinkle in the clear night sky. The dark heart of Glomdoring Forest is almost audibly beating in this, its shadowy centre. Tall, blackened trees surround this clearing, pressing together into an imposing barrier of rotten vegetation. Moulds and fungi are smeared across the plants, their pungent stench suffusing the forest. The branches are coated in dark slime, slick tendrils that hang downwards. Although a variety of trees might actually grow here, the black tar that coats them renders them indistinguishable. A thin black mist creeps between the trees, hanging low across the ground. The floor of the clearing itself is simply bare earth, cracked and dry. Overshadowing all is the Master Ravenwood Tree itself, jutting into the sky like a twisted fist. The sound of laughing crows echoes down from the treetops, a harsh sound for the ears below. The atmosphere vibrates with a palpable power. Brennan Stormcrow paces here, his cadaverous body twitching with sudden jerks. An animated skeleton stands here with a ghostly outline of a bat around its skull. An animated skeleton stands here with a ghostly outline of a spider around its skull. An animated skeleton stands here with a ghostly outline of a beetle around its skull. An animated skeleton stands here with a ghostly outline of a wasp around its skull. The Master Ravenwood Tree towers over everything here, pulsing with an immeasurable yet dark power. A mature rowan tree stands proudly here. There are 9 dark nighthags here. There are 8 shadowlord widowriders here. An obsidian eye sigil is here. Casting darkness all around, a shadow totem thrusts up from the ground, chilling the air. A bay brown mule wanders here, nosing at the ground. Outfitted with a leather riding harness, a formidable looking cave bear paces back and forth. An ancient and skeletal tree surrounded by bushes of glittering black roses stands tall against the test of time. A wooden spike has been planted securely into the ground here. A sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground. A very small milestone lies here, bearing the name 'Xalmis'. Mushrooms are growing here in a perfect circle. A very small milestone lies here, bearing the name 'Kaervas'. An enormous black crow flies here with gigantic wings spread. Spinner Kaela, Disciple of Eventide is here. She wields an athame dagger in her left hand. Viravain, Lady of the Thorns hovers here, enshrouded within an ambiance of
unnatural darkness. She wields an elegantly detailed silver candy box in Her left hand and the Onyx Lyre of the Webs in Her right. Daem is here, pondering thoughtfully. He wields an athame dagger in his left hand and a golden sunburst shield in his right. Arkzrael is here, pondering thoughtfully. She wields an athame dagger in her left hand and a pair of diamond shears in her right. Penumbra Ropon, Servant of Wisdom is here, shrouded. He wields an athame dagger in his left hand. Warden Lisarel, Axe of the Night towers here, shrouded. She wields a silver ravenwood klangaxe in her left hand. You see a single exit leading north.

Viravain reaches down, grasps Bashara about the neck, wrenches him from the
ground, cocks Her arm back and flings him through the firmament.

A shadowlord widowrider says, "Be ready always, Bashara."

Before the Portal of Fate.
Seething with arcane energy, the Portal of Fate floats before you. A black
direwolf is here, blending in with the shadows. A striped badger is here,
licking its paws.
You see a single exit leading out.

(Glomdoring): You say, "Now THAT was fun."
Viravain2007-05-12 03:45:46
QUOTE(Arix @ May 11 2007, 11:36 PM) 406510
something I'd like to see

Effervescent whispers dance through your senses, filling your mind with the
soft, feathery voice of Viravain as Her voice carries on the winds, "I'MMA CHARGIN" MAH LAZER!"

Effervescent whispers dance through your senses, filling your mind with the
soft, feathery voice of Viravain as Her voice carries on the winds, "I'MMA FIRIN' MAH LAZER!"

A stream of crackling blue fire sizzles across the sky.
Amikara has been seared to death by the divine flame of Viravain, Lady of the
Thorns.

Effervescent whispers dance through your senses, filling your mind with the
soft, feathery voice of Viravain as Her voice carries on the winds, "SHOOP DA WHOOP!"
EDIT: Not a personal attack on Amikara, she was the first person I could get a log of being zapped

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Jasato2007-05-12 04:26:13
(Celest): Wuylinfe says, "Anyone have a bit of spare time?"

(Celest): Zacc says, "Hmm?"

(Celest): Wuylinfe says, "Top secret mission."

(Celest): Zacc says, "Sure."

(Celest): Zacc says, "But it wouldn't be a secret if I knew about it.."

(Celest): You say, "2 can keep a secret if 3 are dead...."

(Celest): Wuylinfe says, "A shared secret."


Vaerhon tells you, "Your numbers are disturbing."

You tell Squire Vaerhon, of the Armies of Light, "Indeed."

Shiri2007-05-12 08:36:01
Sarrasri has been destroyed by the mind of a cloaked humanoid.
You see the death occur at bank of the lower Estengare River.

-

(Serenwilde): Sarrasri says, "Woo! Didn't die!"
(Serenwilde): Aesyra says, "Yes you did."
(Serenwilde): Eldorai says, "Sarrasri up? Good!"
(Serenwilde): Elken says, "Yay!"
(Serenwilde): Sarrasri says, "Oh."
(Serenwilde): Aesyra says, "Ha."
(Serenwilde): Sarrasri says, "Woo! Vitae!"
Unknown2007-05-12 16:29:45
QUOTE(Bashara @ May 11 2007, 11:44 PM) 406511
Viravain reaches down, grasps Bashara about the neck, wrenches him from the
ground, cocks Her arm back and flings him through the firmament.

A shadowlord widowrider says, "Be ready always, Bashara."

Before the Portal of Fate.
Seething with arcane energy, the Portal of Fate floats before you. A black
direwolf is here, blending in with the shadows. A striped badger is here,
licking its paws.
You see a single exit leading out.

(Glomdoring): You say, "Now THAT was fun."


I remember that Viravain did that to one of my old Celestine alts (I can't remember the name) back when she was like a "child" person.

I think it was twice, too.

Then I called Terentia for help because Viravain wouldn't stop playing with me and Terentia and Viravain did an awesomely cute mother-and-daughter scene.
Forren2007-05-12 20:17:15

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The night sky is clear, and the stars twinkle like diamonds.
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Eilia Helfarch Sarrasri Talnara, Moon Mystic says, "Who are the kephara warriors following?"
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Torevor wildly swings a heavy blacksmith's hammer at a kephera warrior. Torevor pounds him, but it barely fazes him.
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Sweeping his foot upwards and into a wide arc, a kephera warrior brings the side of his foot hard against Torevor's head.
Slipping around Torevor quickly, a kephera warrior locks his arms around Torevor's neck from behind. As Torevor's eyes cloud over and close a kephera warrior slowly eases him to the ground at his feet.
Torevor's eyes close suddenly as he falls asleep.
***GOOD-NIGHT-IRENE***
A kephera warrior leaps into the air, spinning quickly and launching a furious kick towards Torevor's head.
Torevor has been slain by a kephera warrior.
Torevor drops the corpse of a young rat.
Unknown2007-05-12 21:37:00
A kephera warrior springs to a kephera warrior's defence. (x93)

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Unknown2007-05-12 21:39:41
Brennan Stormcrow says, "Where is the egg of Crow, Xenthos?"

Veyda slaps Brennan Stormcrow on the cheek.
Brennan Stormcrow stares implacably at Veyda.

Veyda says to Brennan Stormcrow, "Listen to me, fool!"

Veyda points accusingly at the egg of Crow.

Raising his arms, Brennan Stormcrow summons thick tendrils of black mist which
wrap around your legs.

Raising his arms, Brennan Stormcrow summons thick tendrils of black mist which
wrap around your legs.

Brennan Stormcrow reaches over and touches Veyda's arm.
Veyda slumps with a weary groan.

Veyda cocks an eyebrow in silent query.

Raising his arms, Brennan Stormcrow summons thick tendrils of black mist which
wrap around your legs.

Brennan Stormcrow points his decaying fingers at Veyda, who screams as bolts of
red lightning arc across his body.

Brennan Stormcrow summons a ball of red lightning and hurls it into Veyda's
chest.

Ashteru peers at Brennan Stormcrow unscrupulously.
Brennan Stormcrow completely ignores Ashteru, not even registering his
existence.

Brennan Stormcrow summons a ball of red lightning and hurls it into Veyda's
chest.

Warden Ashteru d'Illici says to Brennan Stormcrow, "Should stop attacking my
son."

(Glomdoring): Brennan Stormcrow says, "Perhaps your son should learn some
manners. I am not his female to beat around."

(Glomdoring): Veyda says, "Manners? You speak to me of manners, Brennan?"

(Glomdoring): Brennan Stormcrow says, "I have lived in this forest aeons longer
than you were a gleam in your proud father's eyes. Touch me again and you will
not have a chance to have a gleam in your eyes about your own future spawn."
Shamarah2007-05-12 21:40:41
(Fain, of the Red Masque stands here surrounded by a crimson miasma of
wailing souls. He wields a sleek katana forged of blackened steel and wreathed
in flames in His left hand.)

You tell Fain, of the Red Masque, "I see youuuu."

The Divine voice of Fain, of the Red Masque echoes in your head, ">_>."

tell fain heh
To whom do you wish to tell?

===

Also, I didn't copy it, but something like...

A leprechaun bound in shadows gives the Orb of the Kephera Queen to you.

poke orb
You poke an Orb of Creation.

You say, "Whoops, not that orb!"

You put an Orb of Creation in a canvas backpack.


We saaaaw that.
Fain2007-05-12 21:44:36
Lies! Lies and slander.

ISSUE SHAMARAH He is lying! Plz punish him.