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Diamondais2007-05-12 21:45:18
QUOTE(Shamarah @ May 12 2007, 05:40 PM) 406619
(Fain, of the Red Masque stands here surrounded by a crimson miasma of
wailing souls. He wields a sleek katana forged of blackened steel and wreathed
in flames in His left hand.)

You tell Fain, of the Red Masque, "I see youuuu."

The Divine voice of Fain, of the Red Masque echoes in your head, ">_>."

tell fain heh
To whom do you wish to tell?

I get that sometimes, so creepy at times.
Unknown2007-05-12 21:45:34
QUOTE(Fain @ May 12 2007, 02:44 PM) 406620
Lies! Lies and slander.

ISSUE SHAMARAH He is lying! Plz punish him.



roflmao.gif Now I wish I'd kept my Nihilist alt. Fain is utter hilarity. Bleh... it's too hard not to metagame if you do opposing orgs.

That happened once to me with Ayridion and he was mean about it because Denust was the only one who could see him. What was I supposed to do, talk to thin air and make my character look crazy? tongue.gif
Shamarah2007-05-12 22:47:42
That's what happens when gods make themselves visible to you only to send you a tell, and then forget to make themselves invisible. tongue.gif

Also:

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Rank   Name                                   Title                          
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1      Shamarah, Spirit of the Shadows        a Voyager to the Beyond
2      Kaervas d'Murani, the Fury of the Webs a Voyager to the Beyond
3      Kalas Ixion, Ancient Ur'Marshal        a Cosmic Wayfarer
4      Divus Narsrim D'cente`, Voice of Ecsta a Cosmic Wayfarer
5      Deathlord Daevos Feyranti, the Dragon  a Cosmic Wayfarer
6      Caffrey                                a Cosmic Wayfarer
7      Rika Ralora                            a Cosmic Wayfarer
8      Flacarealah Maschio                    a Planar Drifter
9      Soll, Chosen of Dionamus               a Planar Drifter
10     Aqua Adept Nirrti                      a Planar Drifter
11     General Aiakon d'Murani, Crimson Prela a Planar Drifter
12     Dame Anisu, Disciple of the Aegis      a Planar Drifter
13     Talons of Crow, Pentu tzya Q'we'kar    a Planar Drifter
14     Kalas Aesyra, Dancer of Silver Mists   a Planar Drifter
15     Charune's Jade Huntress Vix Talnara, T a Planar Drifter
16     Sir Ekard Peulus                       a Planar Drifter
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RANKINGS EXPLORERS 17 for more.


Eat it, Kaervas!
Unknown2007-05-12 22:52:18
Holy crud, is the new area THAT humongous? *faint*
Unknown2007-05-12 23:27:54
This is no offense to Creslin, I just thought this was really amusing:

QUOTE
Thoros raises a palm which glows with a tiny pinpoint of light. The light turns
into a sparkling current of energy that slams into Creslin, dissolving his
flesh.
Screaming and writhing in agony, Creslin dies in the coruscating fountain of
cosmic fire.
Creslin has been slain by Thoros.
Creslin drops the corpse of a fat green weevil.
Creslin drops the corpse of a kephera warrior.
Creslin drops the corpse of a cloaked humanoid.
Creslin drops the corpse of a cloaked humanoid.
Creslin drops the corpse of a giant red weevil.
Creslin drops the corpse of a kephera warrior.
Creslin drops the corpse of a cloaked humanoid.
Creslin drops the corpse of a kephera warrior.
Creslin drops the corpse of a cloaked humanoid.
Creslin drops the corpse of a cloaked humanoid.
Creslin drops the corpse of a cloaked humanoid.
Creslin drops the corpse of a wight.
A ghostly form rises from Creslin's body followed by a bright flash. A new
breathing body appears around the form, restoring him from certain death.
3654h, 3119m, 3654e, 10p, 17170en, 17170w esSixk-
A single tear drops from Creslin's eye as he stops his own heart, slaying
himself instantly.
Creslin has been slain by misadventure.


This, my friend, is why we should not use heartstop to avoid being killed!
Unknown2007-05-13 00:23:11
QUOTE(Fain @ May 12 2007, 05:44 PM) 406620
Lies! Lies and slander.

ISSUE SHAMARAH He is lying! Plz punish him.


Greetings. We would just like you to know, that, if a certain person is harassing you, you can always SNUB that person and solve your personal issues. Although, as the Soraka, we would wish you talk your personal issues over first before you go to snub them.

Thank you for your issue.
Unknown2007-05-13 00:47:08
QUOTE(Gah)
Within a mossy corridor.
A hard-shelled, many-legged cave-fisher lurks here in the shadows.
You see exits leading east and northwest.
4448h, 2408m, 4040e, 10p exk
Leaping forward through the air toward you, a hard-shelled, many-legged cave-fisher wraps his many lanky legs about your body and gives a
powerful squeeze.
3801h, 2408m, 4040e, 10p exk
Amid a boneyard.
A yellow puffball of fungus floats eerily above the ground, adrift on a gentle breeze. A chitinous green mantekarr chitters here,
brandishing its twin claw-like appendages menacingly.
You see exits leading northeast and west.
3787h, 2408m, 4040e, 10p exk-
A mantis-like mantekarr fixes his compound eyes on you and beats his prismatic wings furiously, sending a blast of air that knocks you to
the ground.
2878h, 2408m, 4040e, 10p exkp
The potion heals and soothes you.
4144h, 2308m, 4040e, 10p exkp
You must first raise yourself from the floor and stand up.
4144h, 2308m, 4040e, 10p exkp
A mantis-like mantekarr clicks his mandibles and raises his head in an ear-piercing screech, sending shock waves through your mind.
3478h, 2308m, 4040e, 10p exkp
You stand up and stretch your arms out wide.
3478h, 2308m, 4040e, 10p exk
Overgrown remains.
Brandishing a barbed whip, an insectoid kephera convoy leader chitters orders to the following wagon. A heavy stone caravan wagon filled
with stinking bags of fungus trudges along, pulled by four great, glittering rockeaters. A hard-shelled, many-legged cave-fisher lurks here
in the shadows.
You see exits leading north, southeast, and southwest.
3478h, 2308m, 4040e, 10p exk-
Leaping forward through the air toward you, a hard-shelled, many-legged cave-fisher wraps his many lanky legs about your body and gives a
powerful squeeze.
2970h, 2383m, 4040e, 10p exk-
You bleed 20 health.
2950h, 2383m, 4040e, 10p exk
The potion heals and soothes you.
3906h, 2283m, 4040e, 10p exk-
Enticing you within striking distance with its lure of flesh, a hard-shelled, many-legged cave-fisher quickly lunges forward and clamps down
on you with his massive mandibles, crushing your bones beneath his titan grip.
2604h, 2283m, 4040e, 10p exk
A muddy mushroom forest.
A yellow puffball of fungus floats eerily above the ground, adrift on a gentle breeze.
2604h, 2283m, 4040e, 10p exk
The potion heals and soothes you.
3569h, 2283m, 4040e, 10p exk-
You are:
afflicted by a crippled left arm.
an insomniac.
3669h, 2283m, 4040e, 10p xk
The bones in your left arm mend.
3669h, 2283m, 4040e, 10p xk
The potion heals and soothes you.
4448h, 2283m, 4040e, 10p xk-
You have recovered equilibrium.
4448h, 2378m, 4040e, 10p exk
You wipe the back of your hand across your head in relief as you mutter, "Whew."
4448h, 2378m, 4040e, 10p exk


Meep. Three aggros a row...I love it.
Unknown2007-05-13 01:19:44
Spindle turns his back on Skein and pointedly ignores her.

Just found that funny.
Arel2007-05-13 01:35:20
Viravain says, "Reality slows (possible incoming lag) as the Fates
(old, cranky crones) weave a new creation (something new...oooo shiny) into the
Tapestry of Life. (See Lusternia)"
Unknown2007-05-13 01:35:42
A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
You notice the lance of flame rushing towards your location just before it
sears the air around you, slamming directly into Skein's chest, causing her to
stretch her mouth out in a wordless cry of pain. As the flame fades from
Skein's body, she relaxes again and begins to breathe, surprisingly left with
no mark upon her.
Arel2007-05-13 01:38:20
Skein is never gonna Ascend if she keeps that crap up.
Unknown2007-05-13 01:51:12
QUOTE
4448h, 2408m, 4040e, 10p exk
A slimy, amphibious adorath flails his barbed tentacles wildly, slicing viciously across your chest and leaving deep cuts.
A slimy, amphibious adorath flails his barbed tentacles wildly, slicing viciously across your chest and leaving deep cuts.
3315h, 2408m, 4040e, 10p exk


How do people die to these, again? :/
Unknown2007-05-13 02:03:53
QUOTE(Kromsh @ May 12 2007, 09:51 PM) 406739
How do people die to these, again? :/


Their psychic attack did about 1800 to me. When you run into two of 'em, and your max. health is about 4000...

Just wait two days until TwinCrystal is available!
Furien2007-05-13 02:17:26
Psychic attack did more than 2.5k to me. Damn defensively-overpowered wiccans. sad.gif
Unknown2007-05-13 02:19:50
Eep, Fain saw mah post. >_>

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4416h, 3480m, 3480e, 10p, 17300en, 13400w esSix-
Finger extended, Fain pokes you.

4416h, 3480m, 3480e, 10p, 17300en, 13400w esSix-
Fain nods His head sagely.

4416h, 3480m, 3480e, 10p, 17300en, 13400w esSix-
Fain is ripped from your location by an unseen force.

4416h, 3480m, 3480e, 10p, 17300en, 13400w esSix-blink
You blink.


EDIT: Yay, I'm noticed! I feel warm and happy. wub.gif
Krellan2007-05-13 02:32:28
QUOTE(Denust @ May 12 2007, 09:19 PM) 406752
Eep, Fain saw mah post. >_>
EDIT: Yay, I'm noticed! I feel warm and happy. wub.gif


that was an illusion if you noticed Fain's zapping later.
Unknown2007-05-13 02:51:11
QUOTE(Krellan @ May 12 2007, 07:32 PM) 406758
that was an illusion if you noticed Fain's zapping later.


Yeah, I noticed it, but illusion is still something!
Diamondais2007-05-13 03:19:25

(Guardians of the Hunt): Charune says, "It is ok Dylara. You can still be a queen, even if your rear doesn't glow brightly in the dark."

Kaervas2007-05-13 10:57:56
QUOTE(Shamarah @ May 12 2007, 11:47 PM) 406646
Eat it, Kaervas!


Pft.

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Rank   Name                                   Title                          
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1      Kaervas d'Murani, the Fury of the Webs a Planeswalker
2      Caffrey                                a Messenger of the Fates
3      Rika Ralora                            an Astral Traveller
4      Deathlord Daevos Feyranti, the Dragon  an Astral Traveller
5      Divus Narsrim D'cente`, Voice of Ecsta a Voyager to the Beyond
6      Shamarah, Spirit of the Shadows        a Voyager to the Beyond
Unknown2007-05-13 12:33:10
For all that know Ashteru, and what he said about 'I traded in my cameo. I'm going to stay Tae'dae forever now, no need to changeling ever again':

(Bellator Societas): Ashteru says, "I am going to get a cameo again."