pssh, my puns made Charune speechless. Therefore, I win

I take it you've never read any of the Xanth books?

Puns are deadly.

(Market): Ralek says, "Ralek's beating service, beating your wife for 10 gold for 10 years."


Honestly,I take full responsibility for this one...

Sybl has been slain in the Midnight Coliseum by Grunt Ralek, Blade of the Keeper.

You tell Grunt Ralek, Blade of the Keeper, "Wife beater ."

Ralek tells you, "Gotta show em whos boss."

You tell Grunt Ralek, Blade of the Keeper, "Wrong on so many levels, damned funny, but wrong....damned funny...*chuckle*."

I blame myself...but I couldn't help it....

Forren says, "Kalodan, get ready for breeding."

Kalodan says, "Oh baby."

Kalodan says, "I'm ready for you babe."

Kalodan tells you, "Loti spore, loti spore - how do I love thee. Oh loti spore, oh loti spore, why doth thou run away from me? Across the Vaults of Underneath, past the shards in forgotten sleep. Oh loti spore, why are you so few? When the sun does
shine, you glow with a fresh dung-hewn hue!"

Quit mentioning these blased things!!!

Kalodan tells you, "Loti spore, loti spore - how do I love thee. Oh loti spore, oh loti spore, why doth thou run away from me? Across the Vaults of Underneath, past the shards in forgotten sleep. Oh loti spore, why are you so few? When the sun does
shine, you glow with a fresh dung-hewn hue!"

Kalodan tells you, "Oh little centipede, how many are your legs? They reach from, my centipede, to the darkness kept at bay. You weave in and out, with so many little friends - I wonder what makes you work, and why a parasite is on your rear-end."

Kalodan tells you, "Oh look at this my basidion, it seems so queer and strange - it moves about on not four, but here on ten legs! How strange it is to see, my sweet fungaloid tree, the creatures of the Vault of Underneath."

Kalodan tells you, "Oh silly little sipdion, with far too many legs. Your tail is oh so threatening - won't you learn not to be so frail? You wander here, you wander there, without a seem tp care, but in this wicked Vault, you're in another's evil
lair.."

Kalodan tells you, "Oh sweet Inferno Beetle, oh how my heart does long, for when the nights grow cold, you make my days go wrong. Never can I find you, when it is you I need, yet everywhere I go, I am tripping over thee!"

Kalodan tells you, "Oh so it should be said, my woe is deeply spread, across the Vaults of Underneath, where I seem to have lost my head."

Kalo wins. We can stop playing Lusternia now.

Kalodan is awesome! That's the coolest little poem! Thanks for sharing that Forren!

Arukashi Dekoven flashes over, pinning you to a wall with unbreachable
strength.
1332h, 1476m, 1404e, 10p, 5560en, 6280w ex-glower aru
Wondering how such an annoyance has lived this long, you glower at Arukashi.
1332h, 1476m, 1404e, 10p, 5560en, 6280w ex-




Yay for emote-godmoding.

He is a member of the clan called 'Moon-Star Kepheran Alliance.'

Just noticed? Heh.

It's a Celenwilde organization to kill illithoids.

What, Kalo didn't make it a secret clan? >.> And no it wasn't created for the purpose to kill illithoids. Fun times, even though it only lasted 1 day and people thought I was a woman.

I didn't like that clan, down with being in open alliance like things.

It had a purpose and it still does.

What was fun was someone saiding the gorgogs got sealed on it and Nejii answering with 'hmph'. Which immediately pissed the Celestians off. I laughed so hard.

Lady Bashara Blackmane (Male Aslaran).
He is 53 years old, having been born on the 3rd of Dvarsh, 122 years after the
Coming of Estarra.

Noticed it too... First called him lord after a pause, then lady.