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by Charune

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Shiri2007-05-20 00:49:09
It's not Nexus' fault. It just cuts off.
Forren2007-05-20 02:01:46
QUOTE(Shiri @ May 19 2007, 08:49 PM) 409912
It's not Nexus' fault. It just cuts off.


Nexus is still evil.
Acrune2007-05-20 02:20:53
Its always safe to blame nexus
Aramel2007-05-20 10:55:29
QUOTE
Sheeva tells you, "Helo."

You tell Shadowbound Sheeva, "Hi."

Shadowbound Sheeva (Female Elfen).
She is 16 years old, having been born on the 4th of Shanthin, 160 years after
the Coming of Estarra.
She is unranked in Lusternia.
She is an extremely credible character.
She is a Vagrant in the Fellowship of Explorers.
She is surrounded by the Grace of Innocence.
She is considered to be approximately 0% of your might.
She is not currently active in any family.

Sheeva tells you, "I'm 16 years old! Lets have sex!"

You tell Shadowbound Sheeva, "...?"

Sheeva tells you, "Hooray!"

You tell Shadowbound Sheeva, "No, thanks."


All, right, own up. Who was it? suspicious.gif
Arix2007-05-20 11:22:08
looks like a Soraka to me
Laysus2007-05-20 11:49:04
QUOTE

readlog moondancers

2007/05/20 00:53:42 - Laysus > I would like to hereby state my disappointment
and sheer horror that noone got me any presents for my hundredth birthday. Hmph.
QUOTE

Message #1495 Sent by: Tael
05/20 02:25 "Happy Birthday! The High Priestess told me to!"
2873h, 4367m, 4616e, 10p exk<>-
Message #1496 Sent by: Reash
05/20 02:25 "Happy 100TH BIRTHDAY."
2873h, 4367m, 4616e, 10p exk<>-rm

Message #1497 Sent by: Kalodan
05/20 02:25 "Happy 100th birthday!!! You dirty old hound!"
2873h, 4367m, 4616e, 10p exk<>-rm

Message #1498 Sent by: Accalia
05/20 02:25 "Happy 100th! Old coot."
2873h, 4367m, 4616e, 10p exk<>-rm

Message #1499 Sent by: Jasper
05/20 02:25 "The High Priestess asked to send you a happy 100th birthday
message: Happy 100, Heir of Ellindel!"
2873h, 4367m, 4616e, 10p exk<>-rm

Message #1500 Sent by: Alianna
05/20 02:25 "Happy century closer to death!"
2873h, 4367m, 4616e, 10p exk<>-rm

Message #1501 Sent by: Inox
05/20 02:26 "Happy Belated Birthday!"
2873h, 4367m, 4616e, 10p exk<>-rm

Message #1502 Sent by: Xiran
05/20 02:26 "Hee. Happy belated one-hundredth!"
2873h, 4367m, 4616e, 10p exk<>-rm

Message #1503 Sent by: Dylara
05/20 02:26 "A happy late 100th birthday Laysus, as per Accalia's wishes!"
2873h, 4367m, 4616e, 10p exk<>-rm

Message #1504 Sent by: Ryukama
05/20 02:27 "Happy Birthday from me cause I was asked to."
2873h, 4367m, 4616e, 10p exk<>-rm

Message #1505 Sent by: Lankaster
05/20 02:27 "Happy 100th birthday!"
2873h, 4367m, 4616e, 10p exk<>-rm

Message #1506 Sent by: Eamon
05/20 02:28 "Happy 100th birthday, Laysus!"
2873h, 4367m, 4616e, 10p exk<>-rm
rm

Message #1507 Sent by: Elken
05/20 02:32 "Happy 100th Birthday Laysus!"
2873h, 4367m, 4616e, 10p exk<>-

Message #1508 Sent by: Laken
05/20 02:34 "Happy 100th birthday Laysus!!!"
2873h, 4367m, 4616e, 10p exk<>-rm

Message #1509 Sent by: Valaria
05/20 02:54 "Aww i miss your birthday. sorry!"
2873h, 4367m, 4616e, 10p exk<>-


:D
Gelo2007-05-20 13:25:29
QUOTE(Aramel @ May 20 2007, 08:55 PM) 410019
All, right, own up. Who was it? suspicious.gif


Sheeva tells you, "Hi!"

Sheeva tells you, "Lets have sex!"

unsure.gif Guess I wasn't the only one who got it.
Diamondais2007-05-20 16:12:17
QUOTE(Gelo @ May 20 2007, 09:25 AM) 410035
Sheeva tells you, "Hi!"

Sheeva tells you, "Lets have sex!"

unsure.gif Guess I wasn't the only one who got it.

butcher.gif

Unknown2007-05-20 17:07:35
QUOTE(Laysus @ May 20 2007, 01:49 PM) 410026
biggrin.gif


... I sent you a message too! How dare you forget me! (Although it was a kinda short and simple one but still, hmph)
Jack2007-05-20 17:40:00
QUOTE(shadow @ May 7 2007, 06:33 AM) 405125
comfort.gif

Don't take her too seriously, she was just joking.

And does anyone mind the term 'Gloom' then? The word 'Glomdoring' just doesn't make that easy, you should change back to Gloriana so we can call you all Glorias *cough*

Glooooria! G-L-O-R-I-A!
Furien2007-05-20 18:45:24
More Committee fun:


(Seren Monk Committee): Laysus (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Fear the igasho assassin, master of stealth when noone's looking."


(Seren Monk Committee): Nejii says, "Secondly, I'm going to bring this up again
and say that it'd be really good to have something in psychometabolism (if
nothing else) for gender switching, so the kephera can choose one or the other.
It'd be better as common but psymet would at least help, since this is a
skillset we're learning from the kephera."

(Seren Monk Committee): Nejii says, "Lastly."

(Seren Monk Committee): Nejii says, "There are a couple of TBD skills in there,
apparently that means to be discussed."

(Seren Monk Committee): Estarra says, "Sorry, no, not going to have that."

(Seren Monk Committee): Estarra says, "Hmm, maybe an artifact that you can
switch sexes at will."

(Seren Monk Committee): Nejii says, "I had an idea for that one that was body
equilibrium or whatever. Since these monks ostensibly focus on balance more than
- damn, can I ask why? - equilibrium, it seems like it would be good to use the
original meaning of equilibrium and have it be resistance to proning."

(Seren Monk Committee): Nejii says, "An artifact would be fine."

(Seren Monk Committee): Estarra says, "Would anyone really buy that?"

(Seren Monk Committee): Kalodan says, "Aesyra would."

(Seren Monk Committee): Kalodan says, "A few people would."

(Seren Monk Committee): Nejii says, "Yeah."

(Seren Monk Committee): Kalodan says, "But I doubt enough to really warrant the
coding."

(Seren Monk Committee): Nejii says, "Basically, it's just that there should
really be something to alter it, because now it matters."

(Seren Monk Committee): Kalodan says, "But that' just my opinion."

(Seren Monk Committee): You say, "I would if I could afford it, heh."

(Seren Monk Committee): You say, "But I'll probably just end up reincarnating."

(Seren Monk Committee): Estarra says, "It'd be limited like the cameo, wouldn't
be able to switch at will."

(Seren Monk Committee): Nejii says, "You could always change races, because that
mattered, but now that gender matters, if you picked the wrong one on creation
you're screwed. You can't get a cameo for it or anything."

(Seren Monk Committee): Nejii says, "Well, that's fine."

(Seren Monk Committee): Viravain says, "The Serrated and Rusty Dagger of Gender
Reassignment."

(Seren Monk Committee): Nejii says, "It doesn't have to allow changing at will,
just so long as the option is there."

(Seren Monk Committee): Kalodan says, "I agree with Viravain."

(Seren Monk Committee): Estarra says, "Snip snip!"
Kharaen2007-05-20 19:49:48
QUOTE(Laysus @ May 20 2007, 07:49 AM) 410026
biggrin.gif


I think Accalia may have earned a position as an Attaian Mistress, hrm...
Richter2007-05-20 22:28:34
(Market): Ralek says, "Im jus -GIVING- credits away.. for sparkleberry, send
tells."
4700h, 2450m, 4642e, 10p ex-outr sparkleberry

You remove 1 sparkleberry, bringing the total in the Rift to 1656.
4700h, 2450m, 4642e, 10p ex-tell ralek oh?

You are snubbing that person and may not communicate with him or her.
4700h, 2450m, 4642e, 10p ex-unsnub ralek

You unsnub Ralek.
4700h, 2450m, 4642e, 10p ex-tell ralek oh?

You tell Death Trooper Ralek, Blade of the Keeper, "Oh?"
4700h, 2450m, 4642e, 10p ex-
Ralek tells you, "*softkiss*."
4700h, 2450m, 4642e, 10p ex-reply ...

You tell Death Trooper Ralek, Blade of the Keeper, "..."
4700h, 2450m, 4642e, 10p ex-
Ralek tells you, "...."
4700h, 2450m, 4642e, 10p ex-
Forren2007-05-20 22:50:12
(Market): Reiha says, "Young lovely woman seeks a bookbinder to fulfill her needs."

Get binding!
Unknown2007-05-20 23:02:54
QUOTE(Furien @ May 20 2007, 01:45 PM) 410072
More Committee fun:
(Seren Monk Committee): Laysus (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Fear the igasho assassin, master of stealth when noone's looking."
(Seren Monk Committee): Nejii says, "Secondly, I'm going to bring this up again
and say that it'd be really good to have something in psychometabolism (if
nothing else) for gender switching, so the kephera can choose one or the other.
It'd be better as common but psymet would at least help, since this is a
skillset we're learning from the kephera."

(Seren Monk Committee): Nejii says, "Lastly."

(Seren Monk Committee): Nejii says, "There are a couple of TBD skills in there,
apparently that means to be discussed."

(Seren Monk Committee): Estarra says, "Sorry, no, not going to have that."

(Seren Monk Committee): Estarra says, "Hmm, maybe an artifact that you can
switch sexes at will."

(Seren Monk Committee): Nejii says, "I had an idea for that one that was body
equilibrium or whatever. Since these monks ostensibly focus on balance more than
- damn, can I ask why? - equilibrium, it seems like it would be good to use the
original meaning of equilibrium and have it be resistance to proning."

(Seren Monk Committee): Nejii says, "An artifact would be fine."

(Seren Monk Committee): Estarra says, "Would anyone really buy that?"

(Seren Monk Committee): Kalodan says, "Aesyra would."

(Seren Monk Committee): Kalodan says, "A few people would."

(Seren Monk Committee): Nejii says, "Yeah."

(Seren Monk Committee): Kalodan says, "But I doubt enough to really warrant the
coding."

(Seren Monk Committee): Nejii says, "Basically, it's just that there should
really be something to alter it, because now it matters."

(Seren Monk Committee): Kalodan says, "But that' just my opinion."

(Seren Monk Committee): You say, "I would if I could afford it, heh."

(Seren Monk Committee): You say, "But I'll probably just end up reincarnating."

(Seren Monk Committee): Estarra says, "It'd be limited like the cameo, wouldn't
be able to switch at will."

(Seren Monk Committee): Nejii says, "You could always change races, because that
mattered, but now that gender matters, if you picked the wrong one on creation
you're screwed. You can't get a cameo for it or anything."

(Seren Monk Committee): Nejii says, "Well, that's fine."

(Seren Monk Committee): Viravain says, "The Serrated and Rusty Dagger of Gender
Reassignment."

(Seren Monk Committee): Nejii says, "It doesn't have to allow changing at will,
just so long as the option is there."

(Seren Monk Committee): Kalodan says, "I agree with Viravain."

(Seren Monk Committee): Estarra says, "Snip snip!"

Diamondais2007-05-20 23:07:45
On the subject of changes in skills.

<>: Charune says, "Just have White Hart teach you how to shed your antlers, jump into the sky and kill Crow!"

Any objections? laugh.gif
Richter2007-05-20 23:10:10
LOL @ newer generations of Lusternians

QUOTE
Death Trooper Ralek, Blade of the Keeper says to Sybl, "Attack."

Ralek pumps his fists in the air to rally the troops.

Sybl raises an eyebrow at Ralek.

"Meh," says Ralek nonchalantly.

Ralek shrugs helplessly.

You take Urlach's Fury from a parafilament purse.

You take Orlachmar's Wrath from a parafilament purse.

You begin to wield Urlach's Fury in your left hand.

You begin to wield Orlachmar's Wrath in your right hand.

With a flourish, Sybl draws Voidreaver, the Tainted Blade of Nil from a colossus scabbard.

With a flourish, Ralek draws a spiral-hilted menacing greatsword from a battle-ready shoulder scabbard.

You say, "Ooh, pretty."

Kiss of Chaos, Death Trooper Sybl, Blade of the Keeper says to you, "When did I give you permission to speak to me?"

Doman pats Sybl in a friendly manner.

Death Trooper Ralek, Blade of the Keeper says, "Yea, im not a rune-whore like you two."

You say, "Since when did I need your permission?"

"Tsk, tsk," Ralek says to you as he waggles a finger at you.

You say, "Get over yourself."

Sybl smirks.

Ralek nudges Sybl suggestively.

Death Trooper Ralek, Blade of the Keeper says, "Told you, hesa douche."

Ralek points accusingly at you.

Death Trooper Ralek, Blade of the Keeper says to Sybl, "Attack."

Ralek pumps his fists in the air to rally the troops.

Kiss of Chaos, Death Trooper Sybl, Blade of the Keeper says to Ralek, "Already knew that."
Unknown2007-05-20 23:35:14
I'm pretty sure at least a couple parts of that are issuable...And Sybl/Ralek are known hooligans (to put it nicely).
Reiha2007-05-20 23:59:59
Ralek's one of the nicest folks I know, and I don't mean this in an offensive way, but I was surprised to see Sybl courting him laugh.gif You'd think she'd want to bash his head over and over, with some of the mischief he causes biggrin.gif

And the "douche" part is the only thing I saw that might be issueable. :S
Richter2007-05-21 00:29:16
And I was at the aetherplex later:

QUOTE
Farrow arrives following Death Trooper Ralek, Blade of the Keeper.
Ralek arrives from the ether.
Nocturne, the morphling narrows his eyes at Ralek in an unnerving manner.
**ENEMY HERE, FIGHT OR FLIGHT**

With an expression of extreme anger, Ralek slaps you really hard across the
face.

Sybl arrives from the ether.

Ralek spits on the ground in disgust.

Ralek sneezes at you, failing to cover his mouth.

Sybl's aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
Cleaving through your defenses, Sybl makes a slow deadly strike at your head
with Voidreaver, the Tainted Blade of Nil. You are poked in the chin for a small
puncture.
A magic aura flares around you and completely absorbs the damage.
A prickly stinging overcomes your body, fading away into numbness.
PARALYSED-INS-KEY-TO-CURE
focus body

You begin focusing your mind on your motor skills.
FOCUSING

Sybl takes a long drag off her pipe.

Hefting both weapons above your head, you begin swinging them in circles and
bellow out incomprehensibly.
You are paralysed and cannot do that.

Your muscles unlock; you are no longer paralysed.

You stand straight up.

You look about yourself, rubbing your chin thoughtfully.

You shrug helplessly.

You take a drink from a glowing diamond vial.
The allheale burns your throat and makes your eyes water.

Holding Voidreaver, the Tainted Blade of Nil poised at an angle overhead, Sybl
unleashes a violent assault at your head. Sybl strikes your neck, and blood
fountains out in a thick spray.

You bleed 207 health.

eat chervil

You remove 1 chervil, bringing the total in the Rift to 1938.

The hole in your throat prevents you from swallowing.


Portaled to Deepnight, and died to the bleeding from the hole in the throat. Old system, I never fight, and I don't know cures off the top of my head.

I'm not sure what this is about Ralek being one of the nicest people you know. He was enemied shortly after coming out of the portal, and I've got to say, I find him one of the least savory characters I know.