OI that is the most insulting thing i've ever heard IC or OOC. Better watch yourself sunshine, or i'll take a pair of hammers to your skull and it wont necessarily be IC then we'll see who resembles Munsia!

I loe your avatar

The body of Yrael, Coil of Affliction appears in a flash and his soul descends
to fill it, causing the previously expressionless face to fill with emotion.
Yrael, Coil of Affliction says to you, "Obviously, the only solution to our
problems is anal sex."
Yrael, Coil of Affliction says to you, "Incest at that."
Yrael, Coil of Affliction says to you, "Shall we begin?"
The eyes of Thoros go briefly out of focus.
Yrael gives a pained sigh.
Thoros tilts his head and listens intently.
Yrael, Coil of Affliction says, "Apparently not."
Yrael, Coil of Affliction says, "Just telling Arix that the only solution to
our problems is incest."

Die in a fire.

(Bellator Societas): Kaervas (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Malarious scares
the crap out of me."

Kekeke?

I was bashing on spectre island. I've edited all the murdering of spectres, prompts, etc.



A darkly iridescent chaos robe's hood begins to tighten around your face,
choking you.


A darkly iridescent chaos robe's hood begins to tighten around your face,
choking you.

A darkly iridescent chaos robe begins to constrict around your body, squeezing
the air from your chest.

You have emoted: Yrael drops to his knees, gagging and heavy to suck in air.

You have emoted: Yrael tears off his robe, pulling out a dress and slipping into
it.

You take a slip dress reminiscent of the sea from a black leather and silk
backpack.

You remove a darkly iridescent chaos robe.

You slip into a slip dress reminiscent of the sea.

You say, "NONE SHALL DEFY MY FABULOUSNESS."

You strut proudly about the room.

(Bellator Societas): You say, "Amazingly enough, I changed into a dress and it
stopped."

(Bellator Societas): You say, "Crossdressing for the win!"

Slowly, tentatively, a slip dress reminiscent of the sea closes in on you.

You have emoted: Yrael looks down and swears at the dress.

You say, "Don't you dare."

You say, "I'm too pretty."

*two paladins later*

You say, "WHAT, DO YOU WANT ME TO SHAVE MY LEGS?"

Slowly loosening, a slip dress reminiscent of the sea becomes entirely free,
floating prettily about you in a small dance of agreement.

You have emoted: Yrael screams, "WELL FINE!" and sits down, pulling out a
shaving razor and beginning to cut hair from his legs.

You have emoted: Yrael pulls out powders and the like, and begins applying them
to his face, perhaps a little too professionally.

You say, "THERE."

You say, "AM AM ENTIRELY PRETTY."

You say, "ARE YOU QUITE BLOODY HAPPY?!"

: Telepathic Domination
You will now be described as "is remarkably human looking, an obvious half
breed. His skin is fairly pale and unmarked except by a few crevices on his
forehead. Completely bald, his head is fairly heavily boned, with his jaw
tapering to a point, giving him a rather fierce look. The eyes are set into
fairly shallow sockets, a brown so dark to be almost black, with nictating
membranes visible at the corners, slightly curved dark brown eyebrows atop them.
His nose is somewhat thick, filling out his face well. Fairly thin lips are
topped by a fairly thick, trimmed moustache of the same colour as his eyebrows,
curving down beside his mouth to join with a beard on his chin with a small line
of hair leading up from his chin to his bottom lip. His ears are flattened to
the side of his head, a concession to mugwump ancestry. On his neck are small
gill slits, below these, solid shoulders and somewhat muscular arms. His hands
have long, tapered fingers with fingernails filed to points, the fingers having
small bits of webbing at the base of them. A pale chest with wiry muscle cords
finishes his torso. Long legs wrapped in thick, sinewy cords finish him out,
though they are entirely bare of hair, perfectly smooth and silky soft."

When describing yourself, keep in mind that your race and your clothing is
already described. Furthermore, the format of the description will look like:
She is a human and .

*several spectres later*

You tug upon the aether strands around you, searching for one that connects to
the Megalith of Doom.
1940h, 3514m, 3181e, 10p, 11790en, 17915w xk-

You have recovered equilibrium.
1940h, 3514m, 3181e, 10p, 11790en, 17929w exk-

Somebody says, "Good boy."
1940h, 3514m, 3181e, 10p, 11790en, 17957w exk-

You teleport along the aether strands to the Megalith of Doom.

Psh, i bet you made all that up as an excuse to shave your legs and wear a dress and makeup.

Yrael! That's hilarious!

You are an enemy of: Glomdoring, Magnagora, Ur'Guard, Shallach, Nightspirit,
Shadowdancers, Strangers.

portal exit
You portal to the Portals of Magnagora.
The Portals of Magnagora.
An obsidian eye sigil is here. There are 10 Ur'Guard Grand Marshals here.
Sitting on its haunches, a bloodhound rests here. Death Trooper Ralek, Blade of
the Keeper is here. He wields a vicious katana in his left hand. You see a sign
here instructing you to use the PORTAL command to enter the aetherplex system.
There is an aetherways portal here.
You see a single exit leading out.
3260h, 4044m, 2964e, 10p exkdb<>-portal enter attai
You can't find an entrance to that here.
3260h, 4044m, 2964e, 10p exkdb<>-
You vision is thrown off kilter as an Ur'Guard Grand Marshal smites you hard in
the face with a brutal swing of her flail.
You vision is thrown off kilter as an Ur'Guard Grand Marshal smites you hard in
the face with a brutal swing of her flail.
An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal swings two large flails at you, crushing your gut and
chest. You grimace from the enraged blow.
2475h, 4044m, 2964e, 10p exkdb<>-drink health
You take a drink from a beryl vial.
The potion heals and soothes you.
3040h, 4044m, 2964e, 10p exkdb<>-
A heavy stone hand seems to slowly rise from the very ground before it quickly
squeezes you in its deadly grip.
You vision is thrown off kilter as an Ur'Guard Grand Marshal smites you hard in
the face with a brutal swing of her flail.
2675h, 4044m, 2964e, 10p exkdb<>-
An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal slams a metal flail down upon your head, nearly
knocking you unconscious.
An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal swings two large flails at you, crushing your gut and
chest. You grimace from the enraged blow.
You vision is thrown off kilter as an Ur'Guard Grand Marshal smites you hard in
the face with a brutal swing of her flail.
You vision is thrown off kilter as an Ur'Guard Grand Marshal smites you hard in
the face with a brutal swing of her flail.
An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal swings two large flails at you, crushing your gut and
chest. You grimace from the enraged blow.
1178h, 4044m, 2964e, 10p exkdb<>-
You bleed 107 health.
1071h, 4044m, 2964e, 10p exkdb<>-outr sparkleberry
eat sparkleberry
Ialie enters from the ether, emanating an aura of immense power.
Ezyth, the giant bumblebee zips in from the ether.
1071h, 4044m, 2964e, 10p exkdb<>-
You vision is thrown off kilter as an Ur'Guard Grand Marshal smites you hard in
the face with a brutal swing of her flail.
825h, 4044m, 2964e, 10p exkdb<>-
You remove 1 sparkleberry, bringing the total in the Rift to 721.
825h, 3936m, 2964e, 10p exkdb<>-
You eat a sparkleberry.
You feel your health, mana and ego replenished.
1151h, 4044m, 2964e, 10p exkdb<>-
1151h, 3882m, 2964e, 10p exkdb<>-portal enter kismet
You vision is thrown off kilter as an Ur'Guard Grand Marshal smites you hard in
the face with a brutal swing of her flail.
An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal slams a metal flail down upon your head, nearly
knocking you unconscious.
An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal slams a metal flail down upon your head, nearly
knocking you unconscious.
279h, 3882m, 2964e, 10p exkdb<>-
You portal to The Kismet.
Kismet Fulcrux.
The corrosiveness of the taint sickens the land. Filling the room with its
presence, an ebony chest adorned with taint wyrms has been placed on the ground
with its top lifted up. A painting of the corpse of Manchal, the Scholarly
Aquamancer is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A statue of Reiha stands here,
memorializing her noble spirit. Lying flat on the ground is a key-shaped sigil.
Curving upwards to the ceiling, a bulky ramhead gleams dully here. Airees is
here. He wields a magic tome in his left hand and a jagged edged shield with a
lich emblem in his right. You see a sign here instructing you to use the PORTAL
command to enter the aetherplex system. You see a sign here instructing you that
WARES is the command to see what is for sale.
You see exits leading north (closed door), south, up (closed door), and down
(closed door).
442h, 3882m, 2964e, 10p exkdb<>-
A sprite flies up and places a hand on your head, channeling mana to you.
442h, 4044m, 2964e, 10p exkdb<>-
You may drink another health, mana, or bromide potion.
442h, 4044m, 2964e, 10p exkdb<>-drink health
You take a drink from a beryl vial.
The potion heals and soothes you.

Note to self: Always PORTAL EXIT AETHERPLEX

I'm still annoyed that the attai isn't connected anymore. It was disconnected because the Council thought the Celestians must have been using it to raid...of course, they didn't bother doing the research to find out that the permissions prohibited any Celestians from entering the attai manse.

And Yrael...wow. You should go show off your shaved legs to Murphy.

Then why was Triden trying to enter it..?

Talkan has been destroyed by the mind of a slithering inner worm.
You see the death occur at a mating chamber.

Somehow, bad images are forming in my mind and I don't think I wanna know what he's doing there >_>

Attai's permissions got changed recently. At the time Mag disconnected the manses, yeah celestians were not allowed in Attai. I thought it was nice when it was connected to serenwilde, mag and celest but meh, that's even further back.

Uh Don't ask...

Attai was linked to Celest, Mag and Serenwilde. Celest, being douchebags, allowed Lysandus to enemy Kharaen and disconnect the manse. Because of that, Celestians were denied permission to enter the manse. Then people started to raid Mag, and Daevos was afflicted with paranoia or something and disconnected all the manses to Mag. All of them. I didn't even get a refund after paying 100k to get it linked. For that matter, I never got an apology or refund from Celest either. This is why Communes rock and Cities soxors.

Lysandus said you helped release the gorgogs. Celest law says we trust the word of a citizen over the word of a non-citizen who sells merian fishcakes.

I was going to respond, but it probably belongs in rants instead. I might post something there regarding this.