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Amarysse2007-05-25 00:46:29
(Market): Daedalion says, "Seeking a bloody jeweler."

Unnerving, coming from such a combat monster. confused.gif
Amarysse2007-05-25 01:24:39
Quotes > Rants. wink.gif
Viravain2007-05-25 01:27:23
There is a thread called "Lack of Rants 2" for this current topic of conversation. Use it.
Unknown2007-05-25 01:45:34
QUOTE
Begotten of Boulders, Hallen Mes'ard says to Zalana, "I like dolls.
Asarnil2007-05-25 04:07:26
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(Magnagora): Ixchilgal (from the Aetherways) says, "While we're thinking on it, any eligable young ladies who feel the need to rape our son and procure offspring shall receive a 5000 gold reward, on proof of bloodline deriviation. Dammit, we need grandchildren."

(Magnagora): Ixchilgal (from the Aetherways) says, "And for those of you unable to produce children with him...well, feel free to have a good rape anyways. Just for practice. Maybe the midwife lied to us, and our son is actually a daughter. It -would- explain a lot."


And this is why Magnagora rocks.
Unknown2007-05-25 04:28:25
Yay, two quotes in a row related to me.
Amarysse2007-05-25 04:35:19
QUOTE(Asarnil @ May 24 2007, 11:07 PM) 411704
And this is why Magnagora rocks.


laughing1.gif Too funny!
Yrael2007-05-25 04:51:27

A white seagull glides in on a salty wind, drops a letter into your hands, then
majestically soars away back.
2578h, 3459m, 2980e, 10p, 11790en, 17820w exk-

At the darkest hour, the bell tower suddenly springs to life with sound. The
shadows are given voice as its hallowed tones ring in celebration of midnight
over Magnagora.
2578h, 3459m, 2980e, 10p, 11790en, 16815w exk-
read letter

There is nothing written there.
2578h, 3459m, 2980e, 10p, 11790en, 16815w exk-
look in letter

An elegant white letter is holding:
"bag100111" a vast canvas bag of reeking fungus
2578h, 3459m, 2980e, 10p, 11790en, 16815w exk-
Razenth2007-05-25 04:52:51
EDIT: Nothing to see here.
Unknown2007-05-25 06:53:37
QUOTE(stangmar @ May 24 2007, 11:47 PM) 411618
...Foiled again.
* Stangmar chasm's Daermon
* Daermon dies.
His dies emote was in response to something else, i just had good timing.


From my end, Daermon died before you chasm'd him. :/
Arel2007-05-25 20:23:34
Airees has been seared to death by the divine flame of Morgfyre, the Legion.
3730h, 3470m, 2890e, 10p ex -Vote-
Sissinn, Thrum of the Forest says, "Airees got Morgfyred."
Jigan2007-05-25 20:35:14
The Pool of Stars.
This location is flooded with shallow, crystal clear water. The bright sun
shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. Meeting in the radiant
heart of New Celest, the broad city streets come together in a large, open
plaza of marbled stone. Rising in the centre of the plaza is a structure of
noble and luminescent pillars which suspend a round, ring-shaped platform
twenty feet above the light-studded surface of the pool below. The atmosphere
within the structure and around the pool bristles with a warm, electrical
energy, giving a slightly disorienting sense of dizziness and euphoria. A
gradually ascending stairway winds its way about the inside of the pillars,
leading towards the upper level of the structure and offering a bird's eye view
of the pool. The Megalith of Doom is here, filling the air with black smoke.
His form suffused with soft light, the Keeper of the Pool of Stars stands here
attentively. There are 9 golden retrievers here. The resplendent figure of an
archangel rises up from the ground, her golden wings furled protectively over a
small figure cradled in her arms. A statue of a cavalier of the Light stands
here, memorializing his noble spirit. There are 4 cavaliers of the Light here.
There are 2 tame wakabis here. A white and brown speckled pony grazes nearby. A
dragon turtle rests here, an air of majesty on its features. His brow deeply
furrowed, a thoughtful scholar paces back and forth here. Amarysse is here. She
wields a sleek heartwood mandolin in her left hand and a silver mirror shield
in her right. Halcyon Wuylinfe, Purveyor of the Hymn is here, shrouded. She
wields a vine-woven mahogany lyre in her left hand. Aesthete Shannon is here.
She wields a golden lyre in her left hand. Aesthete Zhila is here, shrouded. He
wields a pearlescent swan-sculpted viola in his left hand and a magic tome in
his right. Postulant Yevah, Adherent of the Holy Flame is here, shrouded. She
wields a radiant symbol of love in her left hand. Sir Raikogen Tanestra is
here. He wields a steel rapier bearing aquatic motifs in each hand.


Glamours are interesting.
Arel2007-05-25 22:38:38
Of course this is what happens after I use the guild aether to say to not misuse glamours or illusions and absolutely no becoming Shayle:

Maestro Morshoth, Conductor of the Primal Beat says, "Go find Xenthos, see if he
falls for it!"

Maestro Morshoth, Conductor of the Primal Beat says, "Tries to kiss you."

Morshoth doubles over in laughter, wiping the tears from his eyes.

Daedalion rolls on the floor, laughing.

You utter a deep, rumbling laugh.

Queen of the Night, Shayle d'Iasani Treeripper says, "I'll slap him."

Maestro Morshoth, Conductor of the Primal Beat says, "Pinch his behind."
Unknown2007-05-25 23:22:24
QUOTE(Arel @ May 25 2007, 06:38 PM) 411956
Of course this is what happens after I use the guild aether to say to not misuse glamours or illusions and absolutely no becoming Shayle:
It’s like dramatics impersonate but about 100 times better. drool.gif

*sits back and waits for the satirical plays of other nations leaders to start being preformed*

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Jigan2007-05-25 23:38:43
Glamours + Theatres + Pent up aggression over various in-game actions = Wonderful Plays
Xenthos2007-05-26 02:24:23
QUOTE(Arel @ May 25 2007, 06:38 PM) 411956
Of course this is what happens after I use the guild aether to say to not misuse glamours or illusions and absolutely no becoming Shayle:

Maestro Morshoth, Conductor of the Primal Beat says, "Go find Xenthos, see if he
falls for it!"

Maestro Morshoth, Conductor of the Primal Beat says, "Tries to kiss you."

Morshoth doubles over in laughter, wiping the tears from his eyes.

Daedalion rolls on the floor, laughing.

You utter a deep, rumbling laugh.

Queen of the Night, Shayle d'Iasani Treeripper says, "I'll slap him."

Maestro Morshoth, Conductor of the Primal Beat says, "Pinch his behind."

Naughty Arel, encouraging the breaking of Commune laws.

(Impersonation was already prohibited... heh).
Shamarah2007-05-26 02:40:47
AHH WHAT IS WRONG WITH US

Tael tells you, "Zomg. Ur in mai hous."

You tell Tael Talnara, the Lunar Tempest, "O rly?"

Tael tells you, "Yarly."

You tell Tael Talnara, the Lunar Tempest, "Where!"

Tael tells you, "*gasp*."

Tael tells you, "Mai hous!"

You tell Tael Talnara, the Lunar Tempest, "IM IN UR FRIDGE EATIN UR FOODZ."

Tael tells you, "IM IN UR GARAGE, JACKIN UR WHEELZ."

You tell Tael Talnara, the Lunar Tempest, "IM IN UR GUTTERS, BLOCKIN UR
DRAINAGE."

Tael tells you, "IM IN UR CLOSET, STEALIN UR SHOEZ."

You tell Tael Talnara, the Lunar Tempest, "IM IN UR SINK, TAKIN A BATH."

Tael tells you, "IM IN UR LIFE, CAUSIN U HELL."

You tell Tael Talnara, the Lunar Tempest, "IM IN UR CLOSET, SHEDDIN UR TOWALZ."

Tael tells you, "IM IN UR COUCH, STEALIN UR PENNIEZ."

You tell Tael Talnara, the Lunar Tempest, "IM IN UR BASE, KILLIN UR DOODS."

Tael tells you, "O RLY?"

Tael tells you, "ALL UR BASE ARE BELONG TO US."

You tell Tael Talnara, the Lunar Tempest, "NO THEY DONT."

You tell Tael Talnara, the Lunar Tempest, "I SET YOU UP THE BOMBS."

Tael tells you, "YES THEY DO."

You tell Tael Talnara, the Lunar Tempest, "BOMB EXPLODE FOR +1000 DAMAGE."

Tael tells you, "I DROP CHOKE, WINZZORS."

Tael tells you, "THAS RIGHT. UR MAI BITCH."

You tell Tael Talnara, the Lunar Tempest, "SAD FAEC."

Tael tells you, "HARR."

(Bellator Societas): Tael says, "I beat Sham."

You tell Tael Talnara, the Lunar Tempest, "I DIEZ TO UR CHOKEZ."

(Bellator Societas): Tael says, "At life."

(Bellator Societas): You say, ":(."
Richter2007-05-26 02:44:54
(Re: Yrael)

Luminous tells you, "I'm sorry to bother you kind Sir.. but is there anyway you can give your son enough money to where he'd not steal?"

You tell Troubadour Luminous, "I don't think there's enough money in the world."
Arin2007-05-26 03:48:41
I'm transferring out of another IRE game to Lusty. So to get some credits up, I start selling my stash so I can get creds to transfer:


You offer to sell A well-lit foyer and sitting room to Tadhg for 1 sovereigns,
and wait for his acceptance. <----- that's a five bedroom house.

Your house at A well-lit foyer and sitting room has been sold to Tadhg for 1
golden sovereigns!

Mwuahaha!
Yrael2007-05-26 04:01:26
..sheerest brilliance.