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Unknown2007-05-31 09:46:41
Well I logged in today to be greeted by this:
QUOTE
Ildis gives a piece of black earwort to Gelo, Gero's brother.

You say, "Are you gelo or gero?"

You look about in confusion.

Gelo, Gero's brother says, "Gelo."

Gelo, Gero's brother says, "Gero."

You say, "Oh bother."

Gelo, Gero's brother says, "Were... Twins!"

You see the following people here:
Tatsu, Gero, Ildis, Gelo, Zenji

confused.gif
Kharvik2007-05-31 15:40:46
QUOTE(Wesmin @ May 31 2007, 05:46 AM) 413445
Well I logged in today to be greeted by this:
confused.gif


Good stuff.
Iola2007-05-31 15:54:54
QUOTE(Furien @ May 31 2007, 06:58 AM) 413408
Unlike Achaea, Lusternia doesn't repeat the name of every single adventurer involved. Nor does it point to the people who tend to get their name mentioned in every event anyways.

(Take that, Delphinus!)


I think the leafy tone of his skin was a good 'take that' from the admins >.>
Unknown2007-05-31 16:02:44
QUOTE(Wesmin @ May 31 2007, 04:46 AM) 413445
Well I logged in today to be greeted by this:
confused.gif


Issuable if they fight like that, but funny in the meantime!
Diamondais2007-05-31 21:03:38
(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Aesyra (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Okay what to keep in mind: Don't bother moonbursting a wiccan. Don't bother cudgeling anyone."

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Unknown2007-05-31 21:12:34
You know it's true. I'd rather tell a novice to nature curse than a druid to cudgel. >_<
Diamondais2007-05-31 21:24:10
QUOTE(shadow @ May 31 2007, 05:12 PM) 413631
You know it's true. I'd rather tell a novice to nature curse than a druid to cudgel. >_<

Doesn't mean I can't laugh and have the character be annoyed. tongue.gif Telling a Druid not to use their cudgel, tsk tsk. wink.gif

(I'm not annoyed RL, I find it funny how someone actually has to step up and say 'Druids don't attack with your weapon!')
Arel2007-06-01 06:57:03
Adracunin explains the effects of losing a debate:

Adracunin Treeripper, Wyrden Whisper says, "Then you get broken ego, or what I
call, reality check."

Adracunin Treeripper, Wyrden Whisper says, "At this point, you are going to
suffer from not being able to debate, or look your friends in the eyes again,
for at least 10 minutes."


Adracunin Treeripper, Wyrden Whisper says, "Sometimes more, if you have a wife
and she nags you, in which case the broken ego can last for decades at a time."
Amarysse2007-06-01 07:06:19
QUOTE(Arel @ Jun 1 2007, 01:57 AM) 413824
Adracunin explains the effects of losing a debate:

Adracunin Treeripper, Wyrden Whisper says, "Then you get broken ego, or what I
call, reality check."

Adracunin Treeripper, Wyrden Whisper says, "At this point, you are going to
suffer from not being able to debate, or look your friends in the eyes again,
for at least 10 minutes."
Adracunin Treeripper, Wyrden Whisper says, "Sometimes more, if you have a wife
and she nags you, in which case the broken ego can last for decades at a time."


Ha!

I spoke with him recently, in-game, for a little while. Very interesting guy!
Arel2007-06-01 07:36:39
SURPRISE ASCENSION!

init freeforall shadowvale
You have just initialised a FREE-FOR-ALL event. GODHELP FREEFORALL tell you
about commands relevant to it, and HELP FREEFORALL will tell you about it from a
mortal perspective.
A FREE-FOR-ALL has just been initialised in the Shadowvale Arena.
- JOIN FREEFORALL SHADOWVALE to participate.
- HELP FREEFORALL to read about what it is.
- Fee: 1 gold per level
- Levels 10 to 100.
Amarysse2007-06-01 07:40:53
QUOTE(Arel @ Jun 1 2007, 02:36 AM) 413840
SURPRISE ASCENSION!

init freeforall shadowvale
You have just initialised a FREE-FOR-ALL event. GODHELP FREEFORALL tell you
about commands relevant to it, and HELP FREEFORALL will tell you about it from a
mortal perspective.
A FREE-FOR-ALL has just been initialised in the Shadowvale Arena.
- JOIN FREEFORALL SHADOWVALE to participate.
- HELP FREEFORALL to read about what it is.
- Fee: 1 gold per level
- Levels 10 to 100.


Maybe this was one of the stealth additions, and you missed the memo?
Arel2007-06-01 07:57:56
I wish I could have got an event... Soll did.
Amarysse2007-06-01 08:04:40
Well, they did just open up new areas, one of which is massive. Perhaps their event budget's been spent already this month.
Arel2007-06-01 08:06:55
I could have waited a few days. I think I'll write to support.
Amarysse2007-06-01 08:13:05
QUOTE
Flapping its skeletal wings, a bat circles around you and drops a letter in your
hands, then flies off with a shrill shriek.

There is nothing written there.
An elegant white letter is holding:
"letter106968" an elegant white letter

You take an elegant white letter from an elegant white letter.

There is nothing written there.
An elegant white letter is holding:
"letter106413" an elegant white letter

You take an elegant white letter from an elegant white letter.

There is nothing written there.
An elegant white letter is holding:
"letter27836" an elegant white letter

You take an elegant white letter from an elegant white letter.

An elegant white letter is holding:
Nothing.

You read what is written on an elegant white letter:
This letter will self destruct in: 13 months



...I will never complain about receiving too many unsigned letters again. tongue.gif
Arel2007-06-01 08:17:48
Hahahahaha. That is hilarious!
Arix2007-06-01 11:48:55
Nymerya: OMGILUGAISSECKS
Arix: ....
Nymerya: biggrin.gif
Nymerya: Krkrkrkrk
Nymerya: ...
Nymerya: ekekkekke
Nymerya: ahaha
Nymerya: I give up
Arix: is this the part where you explain yourself?
Nymerya: me+cocksucking cowboys
Arix: ...
Arix: what the hell are you smoking?
Nymerya: NOTHING
Nymerya: I AM DRUNK
*** Gwylifar has joined #Lusternia.
*** Mode change "+h Gwylifar" for channel #Lusternia by ChanServ.
Nymerya: OMG
Nymerya: GQYLIFar
Nymerya: KEKEK
Nymerya: I LOVE YOU
Nymerya: LET'S MAKE BABIES
Nymerya: STFU
Tael2007-06-01 21:00:30
Serenwilde was practicing monk punches with our Monk tutor Osierti, and Xiphoid was his partner.. This is what happened:

Master Osierti says, "Very well. Let's continue."

Xiphoid throws out a quick jab at Master Osierti.
Xiphoid connects.
Xiphoid has scored a WORLD-SHATTERING CRITICAL HIT!!!
The final blow proves too much for Master Osierti, who expires, pitifully.
Master Osierti has been slain by Xiphoid.
Many golden sovereigns spill from the corpse.

You say, "..."

The ghostly voice of Master Osierti lingers in the air, "Class dismissed. I think I taught Xiphoid too well..."

Unknown2007-06-01 21:02:53
Psh, you cut out way too much. This was so awesome. biggrin.gif wub.gif
Tael2007-06-01 21:04:17
A frost hag says, "I see that it's not enemies I was stationed here to guard Master Osierti from.. It was Xiphoid."