Quotes 3

by Charune

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Accalia2007-06-01 22:48:11
QUOTE(Tael Talnara @ Jun 1 2007, 05:00 PM) 414003
Serenwilde was practicing monk punches with our Monk tutor Osierti, and Xiphoid was his partner.. This is what happened:

Master Osierti says, "Very well. Let's continue."

Xiphoid throws out a quick jab at Master Osierti.
Xiphoid connects.
Xiphoid has scored a WORLD-SHATTERING CRITICAL HIT!!!
The final blow proves too much for Master Osierti, who expires, pitifully.
Master Osierti has been slain by Xiphoid.
Many golden sovereigns spill from the corpse.

You say, "..."

The ghostly voice of Master Osierti lingers in the air, "Class dismissed. I think I taught Xiphoid too well..."


Aesy wanted more. The hit just scrolled off my buffer but I have what was right after the hit

You peer at Xiphoid unscrupulously.
High Wisdom Gehn Mes'ard, Argeisia Charune says, "He's a good teacher, I'll give
him that."
Seeker of the Moon, Cappen says, "It probably was an illusion. I hope..."
Aesyra suddenly scoops up the corpse of Master Osierti.
Xiphoid looks about himself, concern evident in his eyes.
(Serenwilde): Allison says, "While punching."
Allison shakes her head.
Allison says, "It wasn't."
Allison growls menacingly.
(Serenwilde): Tael says, "Uh.."
Sorcerer of Moonlit Verdure, Xiphoid Caelicus says, "Can we resurgem?"
Sojiro nods his head emphatically.
(Serenwilde): Tael says, "Tell the Kephera we need a new monk master."
Adherent of the Crone, Konton says, "Well this is not going to be good for
relations with the Kephera."
You say to Xiphoid, "Since when do you get those sort of hits?"
(Serenwilde): Lendren says, "Are you sure he isn't feigning death?"
(Serenwilde): Krellan says, "Well that's unfortunate."
Sorcerer of Moonlit Verdure, Xiphoid Caelicus says, "I have no idea."
(Serenwilde): Allison says, "YES. A world-shattering critical hit."
(Serenwilde): Allison says, "That's how strong his punch was."
Sorcerer of Moonlit Verdure, Xiphoid Caelicus looks at his hands.
(Serenwilde): Aesyra says, "World shattering."
Seeker of the Moon, Cappen exclaims, "Please teach me Xiphoid!"
Xiphoid blinks.

The ghostly voice of Master Osierti lingers in the air, "Class dismissed. I
think I taught Xiphoid too well..."
Tael rolls on the floor, laughing.
Sarrasri gives a trillingly melodic laugh.
Aesyra coughs softly.
Xaqari furrows his brow and exclaims "Doh!"
You shout "Oi!" at the top of your voice.
Sarrasri pats Xiphoid in a friendly manner.
Lunatic Jitwix Brushfire, Lone Wolf says, "I vote Xiphod our new monk teacher."
Hissatsu Sojiro, Conscript of the Hunt says, "..."

A cow chews some cud. (17 cows there for some reason)

Sorcerer of Moonlit Verdure, Xiphoid Caelicus says, "I'm very sorry, Master
Osierta. I have no idea what happened."
You say, "He has his mothers strength."
Xaqari, Adherent of the Mother says, "I think you twisted your fist at quite the
right moment, Xiphoid."
Hissatsu Sojiro, Conscript of the Hunt says to Xiphoid, "So...you work out much,
huh."
Allison says, "I do. Next time punch someone who isn't the teacher."
Sojiro nods his head at Xaqari.
Aesyra sniggers evilly.
Xiphoid coughs softly.
Xiphoid shuffles his feet uneasily.
Hissatsu Sojiro, Conscript of the Hunt says, "Well, I hope this doesn't affect
the Kephera's desire to help us some."
Sojiro ponders the situation.
Sorcerer of Moonlit Verdure, Xiphoid Caelicus says, "I hope I haven't..created a
situation."
Xaqari, Adherent of the Mother says, "I think Osierti was rather understanding."
Seeker of the Moon, Cappen says, "Well Xiphoid why don't you try your hands at
someone else..."
Hissatsu Sojiro, Conscript of the Hunt looks skeptical and says, "Class
dismissed."

You smile with a wink and say to Xiphoid, "Just remember.. the power of the
fist."
Sorcerer of Moonlit Verdure, Xiphoid Caelicus looks thoughtful and says, "Yes I
don't think I want to do anything else without understanding what happened,."
Executor Retsudo Lycaon-Mes'ard says, "Great, we will end Monkless."

(After a time, Master returns)

A wash of silence thrums through the air as the form of Master Osierti shimmers
into view.
Master Osierti stretches languidly.
Xaqari, Adherent of the Mother says, "Master, are you better?"
Master Osierti grunts noncommitally.
With a flourish of his arm, Xiphoid bows deeply.
Tael bows respectfully to Master Osierti.
(Serenwilde): Tael says, "Master Osierti has returned from the Fates,
apparently."

Master Osierti says, "I think I have had better days."
Accalia holds Xiphoid back.
Tael snickers softly to himself.
Making no sudden movements, Master Osierti backs away from Xiphoid slowly.
Sorcerer of Moonlit Verdure, Xiphoid Caelicus says, "I'm so sorry, sir."
Xaqari, Adherent of the Mother says, "We've decided to pair Xiphoid with others
from now on."
Xiphoid blushes furiously.
Xaqari flashes Xiphoid a joyous smile.
Master Osierti says, "Excellent."
Master Osierti says, "Even so.. I think I'll maintain the idea of "class
dismissed" for now. Let's have that sink in.. I'll start the next class from
where we finished off this time, in some months."
Master Osierti squints suspiciously at Xiphoid.
Master Osierti says, "Yes, well. Given the circumstances, I suddenly feel I'm
not quite up to it."
Master Osierti says, "Remind me to keep my wits about me more next time."
Sorcerer of Moonlit Verdure, Xiphoid Caelicus says, "Could my race have anything
to do with what happened, Master?"
Master Osierti exclaims, "Not really. Just a lucky shot! I wasn't paying
attention!"
Xiphoid blushes furiously.
Master Osierti's eyes twinkle enchantingly.
Master Osierti says, "You would, atleast, be a good monk."
Master Osierti smirks.
Master Osierti says, "Fast learner, most definitely."
Executor Retsudo Lycaon-Mes'ard says to Xiphoid, "You just punched him Xiphoid?"
You say, "He has never been a fast anything, honestly."
Executor Retsudo Lycaon-Mes'ard says to Xiphoid, "Punch me?"
Xiphoid shakes his head.
You shake your head.
You say, "Perhaps he found some power behind these punching lessons."
Master Osierti says, "I think it best if Xiphoid keep his fists to himself."
Master Osierti's eyes twinkle enchantingly.
You say, "I think my son needs a practice dummy."
Sorcerer of Moonlit Verdure, Xiphoid Caelicus says, "I didn't think anyone could
die from a punch from me, but someone did. I have empirical data now. No. I
won't punch anyone without supervision."

Master Osierti says, "I fear I must rest, then. There is suddenly much for me to
contemplate. Retsudo, the time will come. Be patient."
Master Osierti turns from his gathering and seats himself on the edge of the
balcony, looking over the forest, legs crossed over each other. Closing his
eyes, he becomes the image of serenity.
Accalia2007-06-01 22:54:59


QUOTE
(Silver Seekers): Lisaera says, "Nejii is always a furball, whatever race he pretends to be."



harhar1.gif Nejii

Did I do it? Did I get the first Lisaera returns quote?!
Yrael2007-06-02 00:15:13

(Bellator Societas): Athana says, "Revan don't be ashamed of you're nice
breasts."
Shiri2007-06-02 00:46:53
Now that I think of it, Lisaera still owes me that vernal godhood once I get that pitchfork or whatever it was.
Clise2007-06-02 01:58:29
(Bellator Societas): Yrael says, "Cure zap in three.."

(After 4 seconds)

(Bellator Societas): Yrael says, "Hm. I'm still alive."

A stream of crackling blue fire sizzles across the sky.
Yrael has been seared to death by the divine flame of Viravain, Lady of the Thorns.
You see the death occur at Gorgaliel Boulevard nearing the Northern Gates.
Yrael2007-06-02 02:22:57

An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal says, "Ever have blood running out of your ears,
Viravain? If you break the law, you'll experience it. Trust me."

Unknown2007-06-02 03:38:04
QUOTE(Yrael @ Jun 1 2007, 10:22 PM) 414102
An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal says, "Ever have blood running out of your ears,
Viravain? If you break the law, you'll experience it. Trust me."


Oh no he didn't! blink.gif ranting.gif
Shishi2007-06-02 05:45:13
QUOTE
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Commune Member Rank Position CT
me something on
There is 1 Commune Member on this plane and 1 on other planes.


I feel alone

edit: Whew it passed quickly
Ixion2007-06-02 12:45:41
QUOTE(Marina_Whytetower @ Jun 1 2007, 11:38 PM) 414116
Oh no he didn't! blink.gif ranting.gif


he... he... HE????
Maelvin2007-06-02 18:16:52
QUOTE(Ixion @ Jun 2 2007, 06:45 AM) 414179
he... he... HE????


The Ur'Guard Grand Marshal is male, so I thought.
Exeryte2007-06-02 18:24:12
QUOTE(Maelvin @ Jun 2 2007, 01:16 PM) 414239
The Ur'Guard Grand Marshal is male, so I thought.

They're female taurians.
Unknown2007-06-02 20:10:23
QUOTE(Exeryte @ Jun 2 2007, 02:24 PM) 414242
They're female taurians.

o.O Hmm. We'll have to fix that problem. Anyone have tape, super glue, a knife and six yards of yarn? halo.gif
Unknown2007-06-02 21:34:40
XXXX tells you, "Since when are old ladies hawt?"

You tell XXXX, "Ever heard of the Golden Girls? Imagine Cecilia giving you a deep tissue massage."

XXXX tells you, "...you're a sick, sick woman...."

You tell XXXX, "But you like it."

I still got the touch. happy.gif
Xenthos2007-06-02 21:43:35
See: HELP AGING.

There are no old ladies! Except for those rotting ones.
Unknown2007-06-02 21:48:39
QUOTE(Xenthos @ Jun 2 2007, 05:43 PM) 414288
See: HELP AGING.

There are no old ladies! Except for those rotting ones.


Awwe come on Xenthos. I can ask Rose if she's up for giving you a foot massage. wink.gif
Reiha2007-06-03 00:31:01
Wait, are you still playing as Marina? I thought there was a funeral for her blink.gif
Unknown2007-06-03 01:54:11
QUOTE(Reiha @ Jun 2 2007, 08:31 PM) 414322
Wait, are you still playing as Marina? I thought there was a funeral for her blink.gif


And the plot thickens! evil.gif
Unknown2007-06-03 02:09:58
Lucan drops Szaneth, the black dragon whelp.

Warden Lucan Dekoven, Wyrded Flames says to Szaneth, the black dragon whelp, "Stay down, you're too heavy right now."

Szaneth, the black dragon whelp exclaims, "I'm not fat!"

Ahnn giggles happily.

Warden Lucan Dekoven, Wyrded Flames says, "One, you are, and two, I'm too lazy right now to carry you."

Legith stretches languidly.

Tears fill Szaneth, the black dragon whelp's eyes and begin to slowly run down his face.

Ahnn leaps onto Lucan's back and demands that he give her a piggy back ride.

Ahnn Dekoven says, "What about me?"

Lucan sticks his tongue out and says 'Ack.'

Warden Lucan Dekoven, Wyrded Flames says, "No, you're a fair bit lighter than Szaneth."

Lucan chuckles long and heartily.

Szaneth, the black dragon whelp whimpers like a wounded puppy.

Legith raises an eyebrow questioningly.

Szaneth, the black dragon whelp says, "Mommy gets to ride you and I don't??"

Warden Lucan Dekoven, Wyrded Flames says, "...I'm not going to dignify that with an answer..."

Szaneth, the black dragon whelp sniffles softly.

Ahnn Dekoven hold she hand over her mouth, keeping her giggles to herself.

Legith rolls on the floor, laughing.

Szaneth, the black dragon whelp says, "Hey, they're a little slow, aren't they pop?"

Warden Lucan Dekoven, Wyrded Flames asks, "...you said that on purpose?"

A cherubic smile comes over Szaneth, the black dragon whelp as he gazes around, wide-eyed and innocent.

Szaneth, the black dragon whelp exclaims, "I mean, no! Of course not!"

Lucan cuffs Szaneth, the black dragon whelp upside his head.

"Ooowwwww!", Szaneth, the black dragon whelp whines.
Unknown2007-06-03 02:11:27
I never held the funeral for her since I don't think ghosts can make news posts. Which is just as well...

And it looks like I messed things up again...

QUOTE
(White Wind): You say, "Anything going on Vix?"

(White Wind): You say, "Rare to see Estarra about..."

(White Wind): Nejii says, "Shh, play."

You tell Spiral Stargazer Nejii Talnara, Moon's Fire, "Got ya."

You tug upon the aether strands around you, searching for one that connects to
Nejii.

You teleport along the aether strands to Nejii.

An enclosed glade.
The stars twinkle in the clear night sky. Curtains of leafy vines to the
northwest and southwest act as a sort of scrim, allowing those here to watch
performances happening in the adjoining areas while preparing themselves to join
into them, or provide musical accompaniment. Protruding tree branches act as
hooks to keep costumes handy for quick changes, while hollows in the ground or
in tree branches keep other items at the ready. The area is a little cramped,
though not so much one couldn't do some stretches; and the close, thick
overgrowth provides some shelter so sound won't carry far. Far overhead can be
seen the walkways of the Spiritsingers' private quarters, the thin rails of wood
swaying back and forth in the trees. A mature hornbeam tree stands proudly here.
A set of spectral chimes shimmers in and out of vision here. Reaching up as high
as the eye can see looms the awesome presence of a living totem. There are 5
colourful ice cream assortments here. Amarysse is here. She wields a sleek
heartwood mandolin in her left hand and a silver mirror shield in her right.
Gehn fidgets here. He wields an athame dagger in his left hand and an emblazoned
hunter's shield in his right. Kalas Alianna, the Green Queen is here. She wields
the Argentine Lyre of Trialante in her left hand. Kiaris Mes'ard is here,
shrouded. She wields a forestal violin decorated with chimes in her left hand.
Zia Talnara-Mes'ard, of the Lilies is here. She wields an athame dagger in her
left hand and a stag and moon tower shield in her right. Ward of the Keyll
Arrane, Linwe Starfall is here. She wields an ebony and moonhart mandolin in her
left hand. Lendren, Weaver of the Cuirr Arrane is here. He wields a mandolin of
pale wood in his left hand. Spiral Stargazer Nejii Talnara, Moon's Fire is here,
shrouded. He wields an athame dagger in his left hand and a magic tome in his
right.
You see a single exit leading southwest.

Kalas Alianna, the Green Queen says, "Buggering."

Amarysse frowns at you.

Lendren shifts his eyes suspiciously from side to side.

Spiral Stargazer Nejii Talnara, Moon's Fire says, "Get off the stage!"

Alianna stares implacably at you.

Spiral Stargazer Nejii Talnara, Moon's Fire says, "And ask before you teleport."

"I'm sorry!" you say with a blush.

Gregori Mes'ard enters.

The wind whistles eerily through the trees.

Lendren Starfall, Weaver of the Cuirr Arrane says to you, "Shoo."

Kalas Alianna, the Green Queen says, "Southwest, northwest, northeast."


A sheltered ring of trees.
The stars twinkle in the clear night sky. A circle of trees, mixed between
pines, maples, ash, and poplar, surround a small cleared copse, offering egress
only into the bower northwest and a leafy curtain of vines opening into an area
to the northeast. Branches curve and entwine together overhead providing
shelter, though those within are still likely to get a little damp in a strong
storm. In the center, a small mound of fertile earth, covered with vibrant green
grass, provides a natural stage for a small handful of people, while the circle
of flat ground around them a place for an audience. Blossoms from vines and the
trees themselves hang down from above and decorate the sides of the copse,
adding a splash of color that changes with the seasons. A mature birch tree
stands proudly here. Reaching up as high as the eye can see looms the awesome
presence of a living totem.
You see exits leading northeast and northwest.


A spacious musical bower.
The stars twinkle in the clear night sky. The trees here have grown, or been
coaxed to grow, into a pair of rows, forming a sort of entranceway into a
cleared area beyond. Branches curve overhead, thickened with leafy vines, to
provide some shelter while still allowing dappled sunlight or silvery moonlight
to pour in. To the east, the pathway of trees widens, opening onto a spacious
grassy area on one side and an enclosed ring of sheltering trees on the other.
The trees are filled with hundreds of songbirds whose gentle twitters infuse the
area with music, and at some places, tiny bells have been hung in the trees so
that passing breezes supplement the birdsong with the ringing of soft, pure
chimes. Reaching up as high as the eye can see looms the awesome presence of a
living totem. A mature birch tree stands proudly here. There are 33 colourful
ice cream assortments here.
You see exits leading northeast, southeast, and south.


An open, grassy area.
The stars twinkle in the clear night sky. Thick, sturdy grass carpets this area,
sloping gently upwards towards the north. A circle of small stones has been laid
out near the southern end of the grassy clearing, large enough for a campfire or
even a bonfire. The area within and around this is particularly flattened down,
as if by many feet over a long time. The grass up the slope has also been tamped
down by feet, though not nearly as much, and provides a natural place for people
to sit and watch performances happening in the flatter area below. To the
southeast, a leafy curtain of vines hangs down from some nearby trees,
sheltering the adjoining area from view without preventing access. A mature
hornbeam tree stands proudly here. Sitting on a large base, a massive sundial
rests here. Reaching up as high as the eye can see looms the awesome presence of
a living totem. Wreathed in vines and adorned with chimes, a sturdy stage has
been built into the slope here. There are 5 frost hags here. A wiccan broom
floats here, vibrating with energy. Hackles risen, a fierce timberwolf prowls
about here. There are 2 corpses of a fat green weevil here. There are 2 corpses
of a lumbering red weevil here. There are 2 corpses of a giant red weevil here.
There are 2 corpses of a large wood weevil here. Wiccan Seamstress Arale
Greythane is here, sprawled on the floor. She wields an athame dagger in her
left hand. Eilia Helfarch Sarrasri, Priestess of the Moon is here, sprawled on
the floor. She wields an athame dagger in her left hand and a glowing powerstone
in her right. Jerik, Pure Chime is here, sprawled on the floor. He wields a
viola in his right hand. Estarra, the Eternal floats here, surrounded by
swirling energies. She wields a wooden lute in Her left hand. High Priestess,
Accalia Caelicus is here. She wields an athame dagger in her left hand. Elmund
is here, sprawled on the floor. Hissatsu Sojiro, Conscript of the Hunt is here,
shrouded. He wields a moulded war hammer in each hand. Druid Amavan Talnara,
Hart's Glory is here. He wields a mystic cudgel in his left hand. Charune, the
Horned One stands here surrounded by an emerald hue. He wields an elegant
Moonhart bow in His left hand and the Hunter's Horn in His right. Ays Civalior
Lyreth, Saran, Heir of Glinshari is here. He wields the Ancient Cudgel of
Glinshari in his left hand. Fair Galaphyrae is here, shrouded. Lisaera, the
Silver Maiden stands here, amidst a vortex of ethereal energy. Warlock Tael
Talnara, the Lunar Tempest is here, shrouded. He wields an athame dagger in his
left hand and a silver mirror shield in his right. Krellan towers here,
shrouded. He wields an athame dagger in his left hand and a golden sunburst
shield in his right. Adherent of the Mother, Lyriell Talnara is here, sprawled
on the floor. She wields an athame dagger in her left hand and a shield of
silvered vines in her right. Xiran L'Eternae is here, sprawled on the floor.
Charune's Jade Huntress, Vix Talnara is here. She wields a silver mirror shield
in her left hand and an athame dagger in her right. Inox Alterrel is here,
sprawled on the floor. She wields a moonstone dagger in her left hand and an
athame dagger in her right.
You see a single exit leading southwest.
A frost hag says, "Do not dare to harm the forest, Tully."

"Eep!", you scream in fright.

You blush furiously.

Among the sparkling motes of light, a translucent figure appears in the air and
then quickly solidifies as Ialie comes into view.

Gregori Mes'ard says, "What an odd place."

Alianna tells you, "You can watch if ya follow those directions."

Tael tells you, "Shh."

Jerik tells you, "Shh."

Amavan tells you, "You're more than welcome to stay and watch if you'd like."


It's a good play so far too!

SOOO glad it didn't show up to the audience.
Arix2007-06-03 02:39:09
GREGORI?!