QUOTE(Shiri @ Oct 24 2006, 02:21 PM) 346148
I wasn't so much offended either, just weirded out. Sorry I had to ask you about it, I just got a lot of people freakin' about it all day.
I understand! I wasn't complaining about having to take it down. You're a good moderator and I heart you, and appreciate the work you put into these forums to keep them decent.
QUOTE(Isves @ Oct 24 2006, 12:00 AM) 346081
*Ixion Artifact*
I would have chasm'd Ildaudid right then and there if he said that
But his decap is faster and I would end up dying first or tieing like last time 
And sorry Bhiele! I was only joking around, like how everyone poked fun at my sleeping baby seal pic... may it rest in peace. I thought the bum pic was very funny, and I could have sworn that was a woman's butt... 
QUOTE(Reiha @ Oct 24 2006, 03:41 PM) 346166
I was only joking around, like how everyone poked fun at my sleeping baby seal pic... may it rest in peace.
(Celest): Laxinova says, "Can anyone make runestones?"
*nothing*
(Celest): Laxinova says, "Blank ones?"
(Celest): You say, "Salamanders in the dark."
Laxinova tells you, ":/."
*nothing*
(Celest): Laxinova says, "Blank ones?"
(Celest): You say, "Salamanders in the dark."
Laxinova tells you, ":/."
QUOTE(Reiha @ Oct 24 2006, 08:41 AM) 346166
And sorry Bhiele! I was only joking around, like how everyone poked fun at my sleeping baby seal pic... may it rest in peace. I thought the bum pic was very funny, and I could have sworn that was a woman's butt... That poor baby seal had frozen to death. It was so sad, every time I saw it, a little part of me died and I wanted to cry...
Or I just enjoy giving you a hard time.
QUOTE(Cairam @ Oct 24 2006, 07:50 PM) 346287
There was a pumpkin butt? I wanna see it. How can people get upset over a pumpkin butt when you can see a butt in Nepthysia's banner, anyway?
It was in my signature. I had to take it down because there were some complaints.
and it ain't my butt so quit asking you certain people you!
This is pumpkin butt
Oh...my..god.
My eyes
My eyes
(Ur'guard): Ethelon (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I still have max flails and godly
hammers I need to put up for sale."
(Ur'guard): Marlucia (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Then again, I've only got one cap
rapier too. Hm."
(Ur'guard): Ildaudid says, "Heh."
(Ur'guard): Marlucia (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "But I didn't forge my rapiers like I
did the others. I got high 270s within an hour so I quit until I started fighting with em. Heheh."
(Ur'guard): Ethelon says, "My hammers are 43/210/223 and 41/202/242...those are pretty nice stats."
(Ur'guard): Marlucia (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Insane stats.."
(Ur'guard): Ildaudid says, "Indeed they are, I have yet to get a 190+ prc hammer."
(Ur'guard): Ethelon says, "I think these range about 150credits or more for the pair."
(Ur'guard): Ethelon says, "From what offers I've seen."
(Ur'guard): Ildaudid says, "I have gotten my 2 sets of plate now too, think I am going to ditch the
84/114 set for a more rounded one tho."
(Ur'guard): Ildaudid says, "But I am keeping the 113/88 set to hinder you BM's."
(Ur'guard): You say, "You wont get more than 50cr per weapon for those hammers."
(Ur'guard): Ildaudid says, "Way to rain on our dreams pops."
(Ur'guard): Ildaudid says, "Heh."
(Ur'guard): You say, "Welcome back to reality."
(Ur'guard): Ethelon says, "Actually I can Ixion."
(Ur'guard): Ethelon says, "Already had offers."
(Ur'guard): You say, "Lucky if you do."
(Ur'guard): Marlucia (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Depends who will buy."
(Ur'guard): Ethelon says, "Not really, you won't find any like it and they are considered better
rounded than murphies."
(Ur'guard): Ildaudid says, "I would pay that for Ixion's visor and plate."
(Ur'guard): You say, "Gt any like it? Heh."
(Ur'guard): You say, "Murphy's are better, and those aren't tempered anyway."
(Ur'guard): You say, "My raps are almost identical."
(Ur'guard): Ethelon says, "Yep, thats nice."
(Ur'guard): Lokinov (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "How much do great runes cost?"
(Ur'guard): You say, "Murphy's won't be better for long though, the prenerfs won't exist soon."
(Ur'guard): Ethelon says, "Then mine will easily be best."
(Ur'guard): Lokinov (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Anyone? Great runes?"
(Ur'guard): You say, "Those with prenerfs can choose the new stats though."
(Ur'guard): Marlucia (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Oi.."
(Ur'guard): Ethelon says, "Aye, thats fine."
Forren has been beaten to a pulp by a shadowy garshade. Had to keep this in, poor griefing Forren
Forren has been torn to shreds by a shadowy garshade.
(Ur'guard): Ethelon says, "They are stuck in range still."
(Ur'guard): Marlucia (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Catas."
(Ur'guard): Marlucia (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "He makes it in easily. The problem for
him is making it down."
(Ur'guard): Ethelon says, "Brb."
(Ur'guard): You say, "Don't see what the big deal was, those hammers aren't beyond amazing."
(Ur'guard): You say, "And tempered they'll be worse."
(Ur'guard): Ethelon says, "Ixion, we were just talking about stats, do you purposefully go out of
your way to tear down everyone you can?"
(Ur'guard): You say, "No, not at all."
(Ur'guard): Ethelon says, "Then shutup."
(Ur'guard): You say, "Quick to anger aren't we."
Ethelon besmirches your name in the guild records.
\\\\
2006/10/24 20:39:08 - Ethelon guilddisfavoured Ixion for: for intentional annoyance of his
superiors.
\\
(Ur'guard): You say, "Well done, maggot. You're setting quite the trend for idiocy."
(Ur'guard): Ethelon says, "Learn to respect superiors Ixion."
(Ur'guard): You say, "First you assume things for which you enemy me to the engine a while back,
only to apologize and make a fool of yourself. It seems you've done it again."
(Ur'guard): Ethelon says, "I care not for what you think Ixion, you are nothing more than a titan
walking about with strong weapons, with non-existant skill in the field of combat your entire name
has been made off being able to hit hard, which is soon going to be corrected."
(Ur'guard): You say, "My respect is unquestioned. You have a long way to go in terms of discipline,
Ethelon. Not only have you disrespected the traditions of the Ur'Guard, you've made yourself look
like a fool once more."
(Ur'guard): Ethelon says, "PArt of respect is for that of your superiors Ixion, something you have
failed to learn."\\
(Ur'guard): Marlucia (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Civil unrest."
(Ur'guard): You say, "My actions speak for themselves, and yours have spoken for you. I will say no
more."
Composed by: Zalana
Composed on: 2006/10/14 15:09 GMT
Respect and Discipline. The backbone of the Ur'Guard, and as such, a
mandatory requirement. This rule is based off the knowledge that those
of higher rank have proven themselves to the guild over and over, and as
such have earned this respect.
~~~~~In Conversation~~~~~
You shall address all superior officers with their proper title, found
in the GHELP TITLES scroll, or you shall address them as Sir or Ma'am,
as befits their gender.
~~~~~Obedience~~~~~
When given an order by a superior officer, you WILL OBEY IT. Do not
hesitate. Do not whine. Obey the order. If you feel that the order is in
error, you will STILL obey it. There is information only your officers
know that affect the situation.
~~~~~City Rank vs Guild Rank~~~~~
Some within our guild are of relatively low guild rank, but of high city
rank. THAT HAS NO MEANING unless the matter at hand deals SPECIFICALLY
with the city. The only one who is outside of that classification is our
Warlord, who will be shown the respect due our City Leader at ALL times.
Anyone else, unless they are dealing with their specific task (such as
Ministers) will be responded to as their Guild Rank deserves. Period.
~~~~~Disrespect~~~~~
This is found in the form of theft, lying, petty in-fighting, or even
physical attacks. Sparring with a guild or city mate IS permissible if
they agree. Any of these done will garner punishment.
~~~~~Consequenses~~~~~
The first instance of failure to show proper respect will result in a
warning. You will receive only ONE warning. The second offense will
result in a guild disfavour. The third offense will result in a guild
disfavour from the Commandant. The fourth will result in being removed
from the Ur'Guard. Obviously you do not have the discipline to remain.
(Ur'guard): You say, "Actually, you bring up one good point regarding respect. I am an Ur'Marshal,
and you are not. As per tradition since the guild was founded, marshals who return in honor to the
guild are given their guildrank back for which it's just a matter of time for myself. For you who
have not attained the presitige of Ur'Marshal, are in fact not my superior in any regards
whatsoever. I condemn your attempt to insult me in public, also a lack of discipline. You truly
have a long way to go about the foundations this guild was built on."
(Bellator Societas): Volgrant (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Pwned. Nice ix."
(Ur'guard): Marlucia (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "As guild business, I believe that you
lost your Marshal rank when you turned your back on the guild. It is from the respect of what you
did for the guild in the past, that we are favouring you in high regards. As for your rank, I don't
believe you hold anything more then what GT says. You should, and will, respect whoever is even ONE
rank above you. When you are again above me, I will of course hold to my own words. -- As for
Ethelon, there is obviously some old grudge in your voice. I suggest you back off for a bit and let
the Commadant handle it from here on. As for this ARGUEMENT, Ixion was at fault. It was rude to
tear Ethelon down, which you were doing. If you two really have such a problem with eachother, go
to the arena and fight until you both pass out. Let there be peace and respect in the guild... For
once."
(Ur'guard): Lokinov (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Exactly."
(Ur'guard): You say, "Marlucia, I'm afraid you are gravely mistaken regarding marshals. Marshals
are marshals for life unless their discharge from the guild was unfavorable. Upon return every
marshal, even including Tsai back in the early days, is afforded all rights granted by the title."
(Ur'guard): Marlucia (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I shall have to speak with the
Commadant about that. But if I was indeed wrong I appologize."
=====================================
I got a pretty good chuckle out of this. Senior guildmembers have always given each other a hard time every once in a while, I suppose some people haven't been in the guild long enough to know that. Comments welcome.
hammers I need to put up for sale."
(Ur'guard): Marlucia (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Then again, I've only got one cap
rapier too. Hm."
(Ur'guard): Ildaudid says, "Heh."
(Ur'guard): Marlucia (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "But I didn't forge my rapiers like I
did the others. I got high 270s within an hour so I quit until I started fighting with em. Heheh."
(Ur'guard): Ethelon says, "My hammers are 43/210/223 and 41/202/242...those are pretty nice stats."
(Ur'guard): Marlucia (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Insane stats.."
(Ur'guard): Ildaudid says, "Indeed they are, I have yet to get a 190+ prc hammer."
(Ur'guard): Ethelon says, "I think these range about 150credits or more for the pair."
(Ur'guard): Ethelon says, "From what offers I've seen."
(Ur'guard): Ildaudid says, "I have gotten my 2 sets of plate now too, think I am going to ditch the
84/114 set for a more rounded one tho."
(Ur'guard): Ildaudid says, "But I am keeping the 113/88 set to hinder you BM's."
(Ur'guard): You say, "You wont get more than 50cr per weapon for those hammers."
(Ur'guard): Ildaudid says, "Way to rain on our dreams pops."
(Ur'guard): Ildaudid says, "Heh."
(Ur'guard): You say, "Welcome back to reality."
(Ur'guard): Ethelon says, "Actually I can Ixion."
(Ur'guard): Ethelon says, "Already had offers."
(Ur'guard): You say, "Lucky if you do."
(Ur'guard): Marlucia (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Depends who will buy."
(Ur'guard): Ethelon says, "Not really, you won't find any like it and they are considered better
rounded than murphies."
(Ur'guard): Ildaudid says, "I would pay that for Ixion's visor and plate."
(Ur'guard): You say, "Gt any like it? Heh."
(Ur'guard): You say, "Murphy's are better, and those aren't tempered anyway."
(Ur'guard): You say, "My raps are almost identical."
(Ur'guard): Ethelon says, "Yep, thats nice."
(Ur'guard): Lokinov (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "How much do great runes cost?"
(Ur'guard): You say, "Murphy's won't be better for long though, the prenerfs won't exist soon."
(Ur'guard): Ethelon says, "Then mine will easily be best."
(Ur'guard): Lokinov (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Anyone? Great runes?"
(Ur'guard): You say, "Those with prenerfs can choose the new stats though."
(Ur'guard): Marlucia (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Oi.."
(Ur'guard): Ethelon says, "Aye, thats fine."
Forren has been beaten to a pulp by a shadowy garshade. Had to keep this in, poor griefing Forren
Forren has been torn to shreds by a shadowy garshade.
(Ur'guard): Ethelon says, "They are stuck in range still."
(Ur'guard): Marlucia (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Catas."
(Ur'guard): Marlucia (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "He makes it in easily. The problem for
him is making it down."
(Ur'guard): Ethelon says, "Brb."
(Ur'guard): You say, "Don't see what the big deal was, those hammers aren't beyond amazing."
(Ur'guard): You say, "And tempered they'll be worse."
(Ur'guard): Ethelon says, "Ixion, we were just talking about stats, do you purposefully go out of
your way to tear down everyone you can?"
(Ur'guard): You say, "No, not at all."
(Ur'guard): Ethelon says, "Then shutup."
(Ur'guard): You say, "Quick to anger aren't we."
Ethelon besmirches your name in the guild records.
\\\\
2006/10/24 20:39:08 - Ethelon guilddisfavoured Ixion for: for intentional annoyance of his
superiors.
\\
(Ur'guard): You say, "Well done, maggot. You're setting quite the trend for idiocy."
(Ur'guard): Ethelon says, "Learn to respect superiors Ixion."
(Ur'guard): You say, "First you assume things for which you enemy me to the engine a while back,
only to apologize and make a fool of yourself. It seems you've done it again."
(Ur'guard): Ethelon says, "I care not for what you think Ixion, you are nothing more than a titan
walking about with strong weapons, with non-existant skill in the field of combat your entire name
has been made off being able to hit hard, which is soon going to be corrected."
(Ur'guard): You say, "My respect is unquestioned. You have a long way to go in terms of discipline,
Ethelon. Not only have you disrespected the traditions of the Ur'Guard, you've made yourself look
like a fool once more."
(Ur'guard): Ethelon says, "PArt of respect is for that of your superiors Ixion, something you have
failed to learn."\\
(Ur'guard): Marlucia (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Civil unrest."
(Ur'guard): You say, "My actions speak for themselves, and yours have spoken for you. I will say no
more."
Composed by: Zalana
Composed on: 2006/10/14 15:09 GMT
Respect and Discipline. The backbone of the Ur'Guard, and as such, a
mandatory requirement. This rule is based off the knowledge that those
of higher rank have proven themselves to the guild over and over, and as
such have earned this respect.
~~~~~In Conversation~~~~~
You shall address all superior officers with their proper title, found
in the GHELP TITLES scroll, or you shall address them as Sir or Ma'am,
as befits their gender.
~~~~~Obedience~~~~~
When given an order by a superior officer, you WILL OBEY IT. Do not
hesitate. Do not whine. Obey the order. If you feel that the order is in
error, you will STILL obey it. There is information only your officers
know that affect the situation.
~~~~~City Rank vs Guild Rank~~~~~
Some within our guild are of relatively low guild rank, but of high city
rank. THAT HAS NO MEANING unless the matter at hand deals SPECIFICALLY
with the city. The only one who is outside of that classification is our
Warlord, who will be shown the respect due our City Leader at ALL times.
Anyone else, unless they are dealing with their specific task (such as
Ministers) will be responded to as their Guild Rank deserves. Period.
~~~~~Disrespect~~~~~
This is found in the form of theft, lying, petty in-fighting, or even
physical attacks. Sparring with a guild or city mate IS permissible if
they agree. Any of these done will garner punishment.
~~~~~Consequenses~~~~~
The first instance of failure to show proper respect will result in a
warning. You will receive only ONE warning. The second offense will
result in a guild disfavour. The third offense will result in a guild
disfavour from the Commandant. The fourth will result in being removed
from the Ur'Guard. Obviously you do not have the discipline to remain.
(Ur'guard): You say, "Actually, you bring up one good point regarding respect. I am an Ur'Marshal,
and you are not. As per tradition since the guild was founded, marshals who return in honor to the
guild are given their guildrank back for which it's just a matter of time for myself. For you who
have not attained the presitige of Ur'Marshal, are in fact not my superior in any regards
whatsoever. I condemn your attempt to insult me in public, also a lack of discipline. You truly
have a long way to go about the foundations this guild was built on."
(Bellator Societas): Volgrant (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Pwned. Nice ix."
(Ur'guard): Marlucia (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "As guild business, I believe that you
lost your Marshal rank when you turned your back on the guild. It is from the respect of what you
did for the guild in the past, that we are favouring you in high regards. As for your rank, I don't
believe you hold anything more then what GT says. You should, and will, respect whoever is even ONE
rank above you. When you are again above me, I will of course hold to my own words. -- As for
Ethelon, there is obviously some old grudge in your voice. I suggest you back off for a bit and let
the Commadant handle it from here on. As for this ARGUEMENT, Ixion was at fault. It was rude to
tear Ethelon down, which you were doing. If you two really have such a problem with eachother, go
to the arena and fight until you both pass out. Let there be peace and respect in the guild... For
once."
(Ur'guard): Lokinov (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Exactly."
(Ur'guard): You say, "Marlucia, I'm afraid you are gravely mistaken regarding marshals. Marshals
are marshals for life unless their discharge from the guild was unfavorable. Upon return every
marshal, even including Tsai back in the early days, is afforded all rights granted by the title."
(Ur'guard): Marlucia (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I shall have to speak with the
Commadant about that. But if I was indeed wrong I appologize."
=====================================
I got a pretty good chuckle out of this. Senior guildmembers have always given each other a hard time every once in a while, I suppose some people haven't been in the guild long enough to know that. Comments welcome.
QUOTE(Ixion @ Oct 24 2006, 12:09 PM) 346313
(Ur'guard): Ethelon says, "Learn to respect superiors Ixion."
...
Flapping its skeletal wings, a bat circles around you and drops a letter in your
hands, then flies off with a shrill shriek.
You read what is written on an elegant white letter:
Ya, Really...
It's an Owl!
It's an Owl!
This letter is made of the finest quality paper, and is rolled into a cylinder,
with a red ribbon to keep it from unfurling.
It has 13 months of usefulness left.
It weighs 1 ounce(s).
An elegant white letter is holding:
"bag108926" a plain silk bag
You take a plain silk bag from an elegant white letter.
Made from fine black silk and lined with cloth, this little bag looks like it
won't contain much but is more a fashion statement.
It has 5 months of usefulness left.
It weighs 8 ounce(s).
It bears the distinctive mark of Urth Zoey, Instrument of the Fates.
A plain silk bag is holding:
"owl94045" the corpse of a small screech owl
hands, then flies off with a shrill shriek.
You read what is written on an elegant white letter:
Ya, Really...
It's an Owl!
It's an Owl!
This letter is made of the finest quality paper, and is rolled into a cylinder,
with a red ribbon to keep it from unfurling.
It has 13 months of usefulness left.
It weighs 1 ounce(s).
An elegant white letter is holding:
"bag108926" a plain silk bag
You take a plain silk bag from an elegant white letter.
Made from fine black silk and lined with cloth, this little bag looks like it
won't contain much but is more a fashion statement.
It has 5 months of usefulness left.
It weighs 8 ounce(s).
It bears the distinctive mark of Urth Zoey, Instrument of the Fates.
A plain silk bag is holding:
"owl94045" the corpse of a small screech owl
Should've mailed it from a commune since we have owls as mail carriers.
I tried too but I couldn't find the post office in Serenwilde.
Almost gave up, when I tried attaching the owl I got a message saying you couldn't attach a corpse.
I normally don't break character with OOC stuff but I just HAD to do that.
Almost gave up, when I tried attaching the owl I got a message saying you couldn't attach a corpse.
I normally don't break character with OOC stuff but I just HAD to do that.
Small bit from the festival that made me laugh
QUOTE
Lylly Le'Furie takes a step out to the floor, hips swinging gracefully as she
walks, hands clapping in time over her head a she moves.
2520h, 3030m, 2880e, 10p ex-
(Fledglings of Verse): Shaeden says, "Sensual."
2520h, 3030m, 2880e, 10p ex-
(Fledglings of Verse): Shaeden says, "Oh wait... she's in the order, isn't she?"
walks, hands clapping in time over her head a she moves.
2520h, 3030m, 2880e, 10p ex-
(Fledglings of Verse): Shaeden says, "Sensual."
2520h, 3030m, 2880e, 10p ex-
(Fledglings of Verse): Shaeden says, "Oh wait... she's in the order, isn't she?"
