Lyriell has been beaten to a pulp by a peep soldier.
You see the death occur at castle courtyard with a licorice gate.

Zia has been crushed to death by the Doughboy Monstrosity.
You see the death occur at castle courtyard with a licorice gate.

Gehn has been choked to death by the Doughboy Monstrosity.
You see the death occur at castle courtyard with a licorice gate.

Gehn has been beaten to a pulp by the Doughboy Monstrosity.
You see the death occur at castle courtyard with a licorice gate.


Effervescent whispers dance through your senses, filling your mind with the
soft, feathery voice of Viravain as Her voice carries on the winds, "If you are
hungry I'll be more than happy to bake you some cookies. You don't need to gnaw
on the poor, defenseless Doughboy."

You tell Viravain, Lady of the Thorns, "Not sure about the Doughboy, but I must
say the peeps are wonderful."

Peeps, little bitty things of ooey gooey goodness...

When did Nerra join Hartstone?

Meh, Jasato's sig made me miss squidi. I'd much rather have that than PA.

(Bellator Societas): Tael says, "Oh, Yrael. Your toes are like roses, your nose
like a cherry. You'd make a good woman.. If you weren't quite so hairy."

Recycling old jokes? Bellators is getting old, will someone please end its miserable, sick, unholy existence?

The correct course of action here is to find out what sort of jewelry, make a weapon with that particular form of gem, and then begin clubbing.

Apparently clubbing is out. This is why you don't ask a room full of men "what impresses a woman?"

pah! You asked everyone excluding me!

Druidess Vaera grabs Tael by the scruff of the neck.
You snicker softly to yourself.
You say, "Wow, haven't seen that one before."
Tael squirms uncomfortably.

(they argue a bit)

Druidess Vaera carefully puts Tael on a branch.

Cute.

An enormous set of scales blossoms in the sky, surrounded by a white circle of
energy. The translucent image of $+(Nydekion) appears on the right scale and a
solitary feather shimmers on the left scale, which then teeters back and forth
with a dull creak, weighing the deeds of $+(Nydekion). With a final ominous
clang the scales balance out, allowing $+(Nydekion) to live.

When world emotes go wrong

that was cute!!!!

(Market): You say, "Seeking a sugar. And sugar as well."
Doman tells you, "..."
Doman tells you, "I oughta beat you."
You tell Doman, The Trickster, "Why?"
Doman tells you, "Bad joke."
2476h, 3436m, 2668e, 10p, 11280en, 16080w exkb-reply Just because I'm a guy seeking a girl?
You tell Doman, The Trickster, "Just because I'm a guy seeking a girl?"
Doman tells you, "Sometimes I wonder about you, and I meant about the pun."
2476h, 3436m, 2668e, 10p, 11280en, 16080w exkb-reply .... I am trembling with fear...
You tell Doman, The Trickster, ".... I am trembling with fear..."
2476h, 3436m, 2668e, 10p, 11280en, 16080w exkb-reply
You tell Doman, The Trickster, ":grin:."
2476h, 3436m, 2668e, 10p, 11280en, 16080w exkb-l
Doman tells you, "Bad Ten! Bad!"
2476h, 3436m, 2668e, 10p, 11280en, 16080w exkb-
The sharp sound of a twig snapping echoes behind you.
2476h, 3436m, 2668e, 10p, 11280en, 16080w exkb-take spore from circle
You take some iridescent spores from a mushroom circle.
2476h, 3436m, 2668e, 10p, 11280en, 16080w exkb-reply should go in the quotes, aye it should Doman hitting on Tenebrae.. ack
You tell Doman, The Trickster, "Should go in the quotes, aye it should Doman hitting on Tenebrae.. ack ."

(Bellator Societas): Lisarel (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "... some
killed quettle noooooo."
(Bellator Societas): Ashteru (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Damn that
."
(Bellator Societas): Lisarel (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "IT WAS YOU
RIGHT?"
(Bellator Societas): Ashteru (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "....maybe."
(Bellator Societas): Lisarel says, "DUDE THIS IS THE 2ND TIME."
(Bellator Societas): Ashteru (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "There were
no coloured monks!"
(Bellator Societas): Ashteru (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I had no
hint someone was doing the quest."

Watching those two fight is hilarious.

Yes, and Admin go and complain that the system has a bug in it. Where's my big sword to clank against the Coders again... *eyeshift*

You swing an elongated scimitar with etched webbings at a plump wild rabbit. You
cut him, opening up deep lacerations.

You swing a prismatic white-steel scimitar at a plump wild rabbit. You cut him,
opening up deep lacerations.

Ashteru wildly swings a colossal punisher flail at a plump wild rabbit. With
great force, Ashteru pounds him with a resounding crack.
Ashteru has scored a WORLD-SHATTERING CRITICAL HIT!!!

Ashteru wildly swings a colossal punisher flail at a plump wild rabbit. With
great force, Ashteru pounds him with a resounding crack.

Things in faethorn don't really die. At least, the animals.

I'm pretty sure Ashteru's just a wuss.

Wow, I'm a really loud screamer...

Wish I would have saved the conversation leading up to that.