You recall that ***** told you:
"You hurt my other player, paralized him and made him, dumm."

...Wha?

Eh, I've built up an immunity over the course of my misogyny, though I didn't construct that particular one to be as such.

That's what I was thinking, funny now that I look at it because I kinda haven't been a part of combat for a little bit now.

Well SOMEBODY made him dumm (sic).

They really need to get married one day:

(Envoys): Terentia says, "Fain enjoys any time that he looks witty. It's such a
rare occasion, so we don't spoil it for him."
(Envoys): Fain says, "One word, Terentia."
(Envoys): Fain says, "It begins with a B."
(Envoys): Malarious says, "Bah?"
(Envoys): Xenthos says, ""Bye"?"
(Envoys): Malarious says, "Hehe."
(Envoys): Terentia says, "Gasp!"
(Envoys): Terentia says, "BABIES."
(Envoys): Fain says, "BAAAAAAABIES."

(Envoys): Malarious says, "Oh and can I get a divine opinion?"
(Envoys): Fain says, "Speak."
(Envoys): Terentia says, "Sure. Fain sucks."

I wish I had access to that channel, if only for reasons like those. Another shining example of why Lusternia's gods win.

They do funny things like that all the time. The best are Viravain's mistells.

Famous Last Words:

You say, "I happen to be an excellent blackjack player."





You leave the blackjack table.
-- You lost 211548 total gold. --

As soon as you left..

-- You won 10000 total gold. --

(House of Shadows): Sarrasri says, "How the do you get "male" out of Sarrasri?"

(House of Shadows): Sarrasri says, "Since it's confusing to some and I get called sir too much for comfort."

(The Shadow Court): You say, "I get called ma'am all the time."

(The Shadow Court): You say, "Mrh, ignore me."

Your current clan will now be the 'House of Shadows' clan.

(House of Shadows): You say, "I get called ma'am all the time."

(The Shadow Court): Daganev says, "Yes Ma'am."

(The Shadow Court): Viravain says, "Only one way to find out. Someone have an axe I can borrow?"

Balizar has been burned to death by a two-headed abhorrence.

You tell the soul of Balizar, "Noooooo."

You tell the soul of Balizar, "Need a rezz?"

Balizar tells you, "I'ma lich, mother ."

Arel: we'd be a great house if you had kids like your write books

Nymerya: Imma transvestite!

I had forgotten I had left Lusty on without signing off when I went to take a shower. When I returned with nothing but a towel on, I see this the very second I pass by my computer to grab my blow dryer.

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Yrael, Antediluvian Shade squeals in excitement at Marina.
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Later:

(The Aethercity of Deepnight): You say, "Yrael, my professional diagnosis of your current mental state is that of complete and utter insanity."

(The Aethercity of Deepnight): You say, "You make Revan look like a completely ordinary and mundane, even boring, individual."

(The Aethercity of Deepnight): You say, "Take two chervils and call me in the morning."

I really wanted to chop down some trees in Glomdoring too.

I remeber this one time, I mulched all the trees in Etherglom. was fun