Quotes 3

by Charune

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Unknown2007-06-09 05:43:16
Stangmar tells you, "EEEEEVERYONE'S WATCHIN, TOO SEE WHAT YOU WILL DO! EVERYONE'S LOOKIN AT YOU! OOOOOH! EVERYONE'S WONDERIN, WILL YOU COME OUT TONIGHT!?"

Dark shadows flicker across the eyes of Stangmar.

A small crack appears in the Megalith of Doom as it is drained in power.

Stangmar tells you, "EVERYBODY'S WORKING FOR THE WEEKEND!"

Stangmar tells you, "Mis...."

Ardrak, Keeper of the Megalith bows to Draves - the lesson in Planar is over.

Dark shadows flicker across the eyes of Stangmar.
A small crack appears in the Megalith of Doom as it is drained in power.

You tell Wisecracking Stangmar i'Colihn, Old Man of the Taint, "..."
Ildaudid2007-06-09 05:53:31
QUOTE(Murken @ Jun 9 2007, 01:43 AM) 416012
Stangmar tells you, "EEEEEVERYONE'S WATCHIN, TOO SEE WHAT YOU WILL DO! EVERYONE'S LOOKIN AT YOU! OOOOOH! EVERYONE'S WONDERIN, WILL YOU COME OUT TONIGHT!?"

Dark shadows flicker across the eyes of Stangmar.

A small crack appears in the Megalith of Doom as it is drained in power.

Stangmar tells you, "EVERYBODY'S WORKING FOR THE WEEKEND!"

Stangmar tells you, "Mis...."

Ardrak, Keeper of the Megalith bows to Draves - the lesson in Planar is over.

Dark shadows flicker across the eyes of Stangmar.
A small crack appears in the Megalith of Doom as it is drained in power.

You tell Wisecracking Stangmar i'Colihn, Old Man of the Taint, "..."


roflmao.gif I didn't think anyone would ever quote a song by Loverboy!!! hehehe
Unknown2007-06-09 06:17:25
Oh, that ain't the half of it. Murken's got quite a long list of quotes from back when he was just an annoying little Penitent--behold, his many brushes with destiny! And horrible death at the hands of exasperated superiors!

Wrathful Prophet Ashar d'Valeros, Archprelate of Armageddon says, "While your
interactions with the Demon Lords have been fascinating thus far, young Murken,
please to not incite them further. Your every death is costly to the city."

Master Stangmar, Stone Protector says to you, "You...drank...crotamine?"

You say to Finn, "I think I'm going to call you the Amazing Torso-man from now on."
You sing, "Torso Man! Torso Man! Does whatever the Nil a limbless trunk can!"

Evisceratrix Nymerya d'Erlette, the Crimson Butterfly says, "...how did your
mother not strangle you at birth?"

Master Aiakon d'Murani says, "Why has the centre of our city been turned into a
cowshed?"

You sing, “Torso Man! Torso Man! Does whatever the Nil a limbless trunk can!”
You sing, “He is pathetic! He is weak! I can shrivel him into next week!”
You sing, “Look out! Here comes Torso Man!”

Torak says, "Murken, you are no longer allowed to shout, EVER again."
Arix2007-06-09 06:19:13
I miss Torak
Shishi2007-06-09 06:22:40
My first ever conversation with my brother Yrael


Yrael tells you, "You! What manse is that?"
5230h, 2935m, 3700e, 10p, 25050en, 13575w elrx-
tell yrael my private one
You tell Yrael, Antediluvian Shade, "My private one."
5230h, 2935m, 3700e, 10p, 25050en, 13575w elrx-
tell yrael well mine and saiana's private one
You tell Yrael, Antediluvian Shade, "Well mine and saiana's private one."
5230h, 2935m, 3700e, 10p, 25050en, 13575w elrx-

Yrael tells you, "But.. how am I supposed to have multigenerational incest at
this rate?!"
5230h, 2935m, 3700e, 10p, 25050en, 13575w elrx-

Yrael tells you, "I've drugged Daddy and everything!"
5230h, 2935m, 3700e, 10p, 25050en, 13575w elrx-
Forren2007-06-09 13:34:47

Cupping your hands before you, they fill with water and an image forms within of Ixion at Piss off Kid, Haha (the Aetherways).
Ixion2007-06-09 13:37:06
laugh.gif I got a laugh out of it tongue.gif
Shiri2007-06-09 13:39:45
Xiran says:
I swear it's not intentional~
dry.gif;; I'm getting nervous because it looks like I'll empty out all the bromide in the Commune at this rate.
Shiri says:
*g*
Xiran says:
Mou! That's not something to grin about~ What if a village goes up and someone goes on CT, "What the Nil happened to all our bromide?" And I have to go, "Ahm. I drank it all?" And then everyone goes CT "Lynch! Lynch!" And then Xiran will get kicked ooout! DX
Unknown2007-06-09 22:20:57
QUOTE
Athine tells you, "I'm going to go crawl in a cold dark hole somewhere."


Fain, of the Red Masque says, "To athine My Temple has quite a nice cold, dark
hole."

Fain clears His throat in an attempt to gain everyone's attention.

Fain, of the Red Masque says to you, "Do relay the message."


I love the divine, especially when they're spying.
Amarysse2007-06-10 00:54:56
QUOTE
(Market): Gehn says, "I'm looking for a tailor that can make robes and bulk sparkleberry."


Aren't we all? happy.gif
Acrune2007-06-10 21:29:27
QUOTE(mitbulls @ Jun 9 2007, 06:20 PM) 416147
I love the divine, especially when they're spying.


Fain should be a supporter of my idea

http://forums.lusternia.com/index.php?showtopic=6781

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Unknown2007-06-11 01:33:55
You change your mind as Avechna whispers in your mind an inquiry on if you wish first declare aggressions.

Tael points a monolith sigil at you.

"Eep!", you scream in fright.

Vaera points an athame dagger at Tael.

You have emoted: Xiran coughs and hums innocently.

Tael points a silver mirror shield at Vaera.

Vaera points an elegant pink rose at Tael.

Tael points a hunter's horn of Charune at Vaera.

You roll on the floor, laughing.

Vaera points a chicken and herb omelette at Tael.

Tael looks about himself, rubbing his chin thoughtfully.
Tael points a sturdy textbook at Vaera.
Warlock Tael Talnara, the Lunar Tempest says, "I'll book you good!"

Vaera takes a personal journal from a leather backpack.

You giggle happily.

Vaera takes an arcane grimoire from a leather backpack.

Tael points an ebony wolf pipe at you.

Vaera points an arcane grimoire at Tael.

Tael looks about himself, rubbing his chin thoughtfully.

Utterly entranced, you emit a long "Ooooh."

Seeker of the Moon, Vaera says, "As always, mine's bigger."

Tael takes a painting of Raven from a durable emerald green pack.
Tael points a painting of Raven at Vaera.

Seeker of the Moon, Vaera says to Tael, "Face it. You're small."

Warlock Tael Talnara, the Lunar Tempest says, "Psh."
Warlock Tael Talnara, the Lunar Tempest says, "You're a Seeker now!"

Seeker of the Moon, Vaera says, "So?"

Warlock Tael Talnara, the Lunar Tempest says, "I can make you clean the Tower!"
Veonira2007-06-11 03:40:18
(Geomancers): Ixchilgal (from the Aetherways) says, "Veonira, it's a censor.gif, now a clown cart. Give it a rest already! Poor thing has been putting in way too much overtime."
Gabranth2007-06-11 13:00:03
Saw this done for Seren, so Magnagora the ghost town, after every person around was at the Megalith suddenly left, except anti-social Malarious tongue.gif

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Citizen Rank Position CT
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Gabranth Nobleman City Aide On
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There is 1 Citizen on this plane and 1 on other planes.

Then there was one when I left unsure.gif
Reiha2007-06-11 15:06:51
QUOTE(Gabranth @ Jun 11 2007, 04:00 AM) 416472
Saw this done for Seren, so Magnagora the ghost town, after every person around was at the Megalith suddenly left, except anti-social Malarious tongue.gif

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Citizen Rank Position CT
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Gabranth Nobleman City Aide On
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There is 1 Citizen on this plane and 1 on other planes.

Then there was one when I left unsure.gif

Since when was Mal anti-social wtf.gif
Shiri2007-06-11 15:22:16
(Bellator Societas): Ildaudid says, "Done! A bloodhound will now be named
'Neeji.'"
(Bellator Societas): Forren (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Rofl."
(Bellator Societas): Triden (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Rofl."
(Bellator Societas): Ildaudid says, "Thats as close as I can get it to his
name."
(Bellator Societas): You say, ":|."

...I don't think they knew I was here. Hmph.
Noola2007-06-11 15:28:36
QUOTE(Shiri @ Jun 11 2007, 10:22 AM) 416499
(Bellator Societas): Ildaudid says, "Done! A bloodhound will now be named
'Neeji.'"
(Bellator Societas): Forren (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Rofl."
(Bellator Societas): Triden (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Rofl."
(Bellator Societas): Ildaudid says, "Thats as close as I can get it to his
name."
(Bellator Societas): You say, ":|."

...I don't think they knew I was here. Hmph.



Aww! It's a compliment! You're so awesome, they want to commemerate you by naming one of man's best friends in your honor! biggrin.gif
Shiri2007-06-11 15:30:28
I guess I'll pretend that's it and ignore anything they say to the contrary. GJ Noola, situation salvaged.
Noola2007-06-11 15:32:33
QUOTE(Shiri @ Jun 11 2007, 10:30 AM) 416501
I guess I'll pretend that's it and ignore anything they say to the contrary. GJ Noola, situation salvaged.



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Unknown2007-06-11 18:48:48
QUOTE(Shiri @ Jun 11 2007, 10:30 AM) 416501
I guess I'll pretend that's it and ignore anything they say to the contrary. GJ Noola, situation salvaged.


That's right. Keep in mind that it has nothing to do with the fact that you both shed horribly, nor is it related to that interesting odor which seems to follow you both around.

It's all about commemoration.