The fact that you weren't killed on the spot proves my suspicion that Stangmar, Nymerya and Aiakon were castrated.

I'm almost afraid to ask but, as usual, my curiosity has won out...

How in the world was Nymerya castrated? Is that even what it's called?

Maybe we should just stick with the idea of them being infected by glowing pixie-dust from the Serenwilde.

It's called a hysterectomy, and I think I can safely say that you don't want to know the details of that particular surgical procedure.

Magnagora): Wersh says, "Anyone know what i do with a leg bone."

(Magnagora): Fain says, "Attach it to the hip bone, perhaps?"

(Magnagora): Fain says, "Which, as we all know, is attached to the chest bone."

(Magnagora): Forfax says, "So let me get this straight, the toe bone is connected to the foot bone?"

(Magnagora): Fain says, "Right you are, Forfax!"

(Magnagora): Forfax says, "And the foot bone is connected to the leg bone."

(Magnagora): Athine says, "You forgot the ankle."

(Magnagora): Fain says, "Ankles are for the weak."

I just imagined this really sinister looking guy dressed like the wiggles singing that song and doing a stupid dance.

oops I double posted and didn't realize...

(The Dark Carnival): Yrael says, "No, waiting on Reiha to finish up while I idle."

The following plants are growing in this room:
A piece of black earwort (earwort) 61 left.


W.T.F?

Don't post bugs on the forums, and pray that no metagamers see that post.

..I'm not getting it.

(Bellator Societas): Daevos says, "D'erlette? hehehehehehe."

Gradd Proudstone peers at you unscrupulously.

Gradd Proudstone says, "Did ye bring me ale, lass?"

You say, "No. But, uh, I bring entertainment!"

Gradd Proudstone shifts his eyes suspiciously from side to side.

Gradd Proudstone says, "Boys??"

You say, "Ah, well, no, not that."

Gradd Proudstone peers about himself unscrupulously.

You say, "Astrological things."

You say, "Terminologies that make the common man's brain EXPLODE."

Gradd Proudstone says, "..Oh. What are dose?"

Gradd Proudstone sticks his tongue out and says 'Ack.'

You say, "The stars, of course!"

Gradd Proudstone exclaims, "Ye dun be makin' me brain go explodey!"

You say, "Ah, I see it now."

You snigger evilly.

You say, "You've got a terrible future ahead of you, so says the stars."

Gradd Proudstone gives a horrified gasp.

Gradd Proudstone says, "What terrible?"

You say, "You'll get a bit too drunk..."

You say, "And wake up..."

You say, "With a woman!"

Gradd Proudstone exclaims, "Ahhh!"

Throwing your hands in the air, you toss your head back and laugh sadistically.

You see Gradd Proudstone yell, "AIIIEE!"

Muttering to himself, Gradd Proudstone leaves to the southwest.

Gradd Proudstone yells, "She be sayin' I be goin' ta bed with a girly! Me be
outta here!"

And so was Furien's alt lynched for making Celest lose their builder.

And you really don't have to, thank god

Eilia Helfarch Sarrasri Talnara, Priestess of the Moon says, "We should do
something with this lumber."
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Sarrasri looks about herself, rubbing her chin thoughtfully.
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Esgal leaves to the north.
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The bright sun shines down upon you.
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Sarrasri ponders the situation.
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more
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Halamir leaves, following Eilia Helfarch Sarrasri Talnara, Priestess of the
Moon.
Sarrasri, riding a wiccan broom, leaves to the south.
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sarr build a wooden statue of me!
You tell Eilia Helfarch Sarrasri Talnara, Priestess of the Moon, "Build a wooden
statue of me!"
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sar so that all may bask in the glory of my wood
You tell Eilia Helfarch Sarrasri Talnara, Priestess of the Moon, "So that all
may bask in the glory of my wood."
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Sarrasri tells you, "...no thanks."

Just because I'm bored and read through some old messages..


Doesn't that wake old memories? I seem to be missing the shortsword though...

Ya that was nice.. should have messaged myself a lot of those for posterity since I was in realms for the majority of the cool stuff.

Message #1137 Sent by: Nymerya
02/25 10:22 "I LOVE YOU, HAVE MY BABIES."

Message #1177 Sent by: Ixion
04/04 22:06 "Ashteru tells you, "You are my king! MY GOD!""

Message #1234 Sent by: Diamante
05/17 06:02 "If Im allowed out of here without praying, Ill stop."

Message #1253 Sent by: Divayth
06/20 05:56 "Dear lord...he still leads the Armies of Darkness...*headexplode*."

Message #1260 Sent by: Malicia
06/21 02:53 "On my honour, as a Paladin Knight and the Voice of Lady Terentia, I hereby offer my
life unto Ixion, twice, should he fall on the Prime Plane."

Message #1272 Sent by: Melanchthon
06/24 15:32 "You know what really annoys me, bro? Angelic choirs and giggling cherubs are all over
the place in the Divine Havens. That is so flipping biased! I always knew admin had it in for Mag."

Message #1338 Sent by: (lost soul) <--- take a wild guess who that was. Starts with S, ends in ano.
07/31 16:39 "I'm most interested in your Rapiers whats the bid running at right now?"

Message #1413 Sent by: Athana
09/20 03:45 "Rofl rofl rofl rofl (Envoys): Narsrim says, "I despise Grace abuse.""

Message #1472 Sent by: Melanchthon
10/26 14:13 "My city is . They let Munsia back in. This is perverse."

Message #1519 Sent by: Kharvik
11/08 14:38 "Why must you fail at life? -bitchslap-."

Message #1527 Sent by: Svalis
11/11 08:52 "DAAAAD! I LOVE YOU! *tickle*."

Best. Messages. Ever.

Man. If Nymerya was having all these babies, she'd have more kids than Bloody Bau did on Achaea.

A shiny new leaf unfurls on the Moonhart Mother Tree, a symbol of new growth.
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Maribelle says, "Hi leaf!"
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Maribelle waves goodbye.
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Maribelle blinks.
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"Greetings!" Maribelle says with a smile.
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wha
Blinking perplexedly, you emit a confused "Wha?"
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Maribelle says, "The leaf unfurled."
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forgin plate
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Maribelle says, "I was saying hi to it."
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'...
You say, "..."
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The Moonhart Mother Tree says, "Are you going to do that every time I grow a new
leaf?"

kill it. Kill it now before it infects the commune