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by Charune

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Yrael2007-06-13 13:02:02
Why? He sounds like me.

Oh.
Yrael2007-06-13 13:18:25
Edit: The above post was removed, doesn't matter.
Unknown2007-06-13 13:20:03
QUOTE(Arix @ Jun 13 2007, 12:53 PM) 417023
kill it. Kill it now before it infects the commune


It's too late, there's this one other thing that seems to believe playing a 5 year old hopped-up on crack is the best RP evar.

And another one that thankfully isn't in my guild anymore that is just plain old retarded.
Unknown2007-06-13 16:39:40
QUOTE(SerenGuard Gero @ Jun 13 2007, 01:45 PM) 417019
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I'd love to see what she says when someone dumps a truckload of essence in the tree.

So long as I don't have to be there at the time. It's for her own safety.
Reiha2007-06-13 19:14:58
I was busy with shopkeeping and deffing, and after much pestering, I finally followed Hallen to our secret mission...

QUOTE
You follow Begotten of Boulders, Hallen Mes'ard, Mister Phantasmic northeast to field of flowers.

Hallen frolics playfully with you.

Begotten of Boulders, Hallen Mes'ard, Mister Phantasmic says, "There."

You ask, "...That was it?"

Begotten of Boulders, Hallen Mes'ard, Mister Phantasmic says, "I have now froliced with Reiha in a field of flowers."

Begotten of Boulders, Hallen Mes'ard, Mister Phantasmic says, "My life is complete."

Your eyes widen in disbelief as you shout, "Oh my GOD!"

Hallen searches the air in front of him, then tugs upon an invisible strand of force.

You say, "If you were not a higher ranking guild member, I would slap you."

You say, "Perhaps I shall anyway."

You peer at Hallen unscrupulously.

Begotten of Boulders, Hallen Mes'ard, Mister Phantasmic says, "Go ahead."

(Geomancers): You say, "Someone kill Hallen."

You follow Begotten of Boulders, Hallen Mes'ard, Mister Phantasmic ether to centre of the Necropolis.

Hallen taps his fingers together and murmurs, "Excellent..."

You stick out your tongue and say to Hallen, "Well, I am glad your life is complete now."

Hallen nods his head sagely.

Mischief, the Mutant Kitty suddenly lunges forward with a growl and sinks her teeth firmly into Hallen.

(Geomancers): Marpessa says, "Here with me if your serious ill do it."


I missed the Geos!!! wub.gif Especially helpful members willing to kill Hallen tongue.gif
Unknown2007-06-13 20:13:32
QUOTE(Reiha @ Jun 13 2007, 02:14 PM) 417112
I was busy with shopkeeping and deffing, and after much pestering, I finally followed Hallen to our secret mission...
I missed the Geos!!! wub.gif Especially helpful members willing to kill Hallen tongue.gif


It's good to have you back so we have an excuse to kill him!
Ixion2007-06-13 22:39:43
QUOTE(Volroc @ Jun 13 2007, 08:29 AM) 417016
Best. Messages. Ever.


Heee!

Some more

#904 Aesyra: 12/14 09:30 "Yeah sure, marry me tongue.gif."

#968 Raezon: 01/12 06:42 "What Order is Athana in?" Athana was a medium ranking Raezon orderly at the time.. *lol*
Vathael2007-06-14 00:19:48

(The Fallen Angels): You say, "I used to drink whiskey and chase it with a beer."
(The Fallen Angels): Jeth (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "That's why you're our Drill Sergeant, sir!"

-sage-
Yevah2007-06-14 01:36:37
this is bobbin's description:
He is an ordinary human and stands at just below average height for those of his
kind. Strands of medium length brown hair frame his face, while the rest is
pulled back into a short ponytail revealing his large rounded ears. A thick
chest of hair can be seen, covered in nasty chicken grease. He is wearing
delicate white robes, a beryl sun ring, and a rainbow flower brooch.
Arel2007-06-14 03:43:55
Password correct. Welcome to Lusternia.
Your last login was from domain: adsl-76-214-170-179.dsl.toldoh.sbcglobal.net.

The Underground Press.
A heavy printing press has been assembled in the corner. Peering over his
spectacles with a frown, a haughty scribe stands here. Viravain, Lady of the
Thorns hovers here, enshrouded within an ambiance of unnatural darkness. She
wields a wickedly curved scythe in Her left hand and the Onyx Lyre of the Webs
in Her right.
You see a single exit leading east.

You humbly drop one knee to the ground before Viravain, genuflecting reverently
in Her presence.

Viravain, Lady of the Thorns says, "Crap."

Viravain, Lady of the Thorns says, "I'm not good at this being invisible and
sneaky thing."
Unknown2007-06-14 03:47:45
QUOTE(Arel @ Jun 14 2007, 03:43 AM) 417277
Password correct. Welcome to Lusternia.
Your last login was from domain: adsl-76-214-170-179.dsl.toldoh.sbcglobal.net.

The Underground Press.
A heavy printing press has been assembled in the corner. Peering over his
spectacles with a frown, a haughty scribe stands here. Viravain, Lady of the
Thorns hovers here, enshrouded within an ambiance of unnatural darkness. She
wields a wickedly curved scythe in Her left hand and the Onyx Lyre of the Webs
in Her right.
You see a single exit leading east.

You humbly drop one knee to the ground before Viravain, genuflecting reverently
in Her presence.

Viravain, Lady of the Thorns says, "Crap."

Viravain, Lady of the Thorns says, "I'm not good at this being invisible and
sneaky thing."


You have the Onyx Lyre of the Webs?

Does that mean you can sing at people through the internet??

I always wanted something like that, except instead of singing I wanted it to let me stab them in the gallbladder instead.
Arel2007-06-14 03:49:17
Customization only costs 50 credits! tongue.gif
Unknown2007-06-14 03:59:57
QUOTE(Arel @ Jun 14 2007, 03:49 AM) 417280
Customization only costs 50 credits! tongue.gif


If I can gain the ability to stab people over the internet for 50 credits, then I should be able to get the ability to stab glomdorans in the gallbladder over the internet for about 20, since they're not really "people" as much as "filthy infidel scum", which is a distinction that I'm sure the admins are capable of making.
Arel2007-06-14 04:09:26
I'm pretty sure that it would cost at least 30 credits for that. Don't be greedy with your credits.
Unknown2007-06-14 04:20:04
QUOTE(Arel @ Jun 14 2007, 04:09 AM) 417286
I'm pretty sure that it would cost at least 30 credits for that. Don't be greedy with your credits.


When one has many wives and concubines, the word "stingy" becomes a way of life.

On the other hand, you have many wives and concubines.
Yevah2007-06-14 05:23:01
(Adiks): Gelo says, "I always imagined Nejii as a guy, and when he started
genderbending I imagined him as a fox wearing bright red lipstick, a premiscuous
dress, long red painted fingernails, and always giggling."
(Adiks): Nejii (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Suffer."
Ixion2007-06-14 12:38:46
Manifestations are 1337.

You have slain a Manifestation of the Dreaming.
A king's ransom of golden sovereigns spill from the corpse.
You suddenly scoop up the corpse of a Manifestation of the Dreaming.

You pick up 1337 gold sovereigns.

You put 1337 gold sovereigns in a fesix backpack.
Yrael2007-06-14 13:01:17

(Magnagora): Jeth says, "The Taint be with you, Athine."

Someone get me a taintsaber.

Unknown2007-06-14 13:27:18
QUOTE(Yrael @ Jun 14 2007, 03:01 PM) 417336
(Magnagora): Jeth says, "The Taint be with you, Athine."

Someone get me a taintsaber.


Moonsaber drool.gif
Reiha2007-06-14 14:45:29
QUOTE(Yevah @ Jun 13 2007, 08:23 PM) 417297
(Adiks): Gelo says, "I always imagined Nejii as a guy, and when he started
genderbending I imagined him as a fox wearing bright red lipstick, a premiscuous
dress, long red painted fingernails, and always giggling."
(Adiks): Nejii (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Suffer."

roflmao.gif roflmao.gif roflmao.gif

Me, too... unsure.gif

And Yevah, your sig is freaky.

Edit: I don't think people can help but think those things when he says stuff like this;

Shiri "Err...a ferret with a pink plastic helicopter toy hat?" says:
Several people who are OLDER than me think of me as an older sister

ninja.gif I wub.gif you, Shiri!