Quotes 3

by Charune

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Reiha2007-06-14 22:30:08
(House Xandul): Ildaudid says, "Thoros wanna take me bashing?"

(House Xandul): Thoros (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "DO I LOOK LIKE WAL-MART?"

(House Xandul): Estwald (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Yes."

(House Xandul): Thoros (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "DO I LOOK LIKE YOU CAN BRING ME TO THE REGISTER AND BUY XP?"

(House Xandul): Estwald (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Yes."

(House Xandul): Thoros (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "HERE I WANT TO BUY 10XP."

(House Xandul): Thoros (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "-rings Thoros-."

(House Xandul): Thoros (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "$199.34."

(House Xandul): Thoros (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "OK."

(House Xandul): Thoros (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "-swipes credit card-."

(House Xandul): Ildaudid says, ":)"

(House Xandul): Estwald (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Thor-mart is open and accepting customers, excellent."

(House Xandul): Thoros (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "You cry out in ecstasy as you soar to new heights. You have reached level 93. You have achieved the level of 3rd Order of the Hyperphysical."

(House Xandul): Thoros (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "THANK U WAL-MART."
Diamondais2007-06-14 23:15:20
You tell Ays Civalior Lyreth, Saran Mes'ard, Heir of Glinshari, "Ooooh. So do I. Lots of work. As in.. not-happening-for-years-join-another-guild kind of work."
Saran tells you, "So 20,000 power."

wub.gif
Hyrtakos2007-06-14 23:48:27
Luccian tells you, "Aye, I know. Need to catch Tully on a good day again."
6042h, 3666m, 3666e, 10p exk-
Tully has died in the imploded wreckage of Tully's Turkey-Vulture of Isune.
6042h, 3666m, 3666e, 10p exk-
The Portal of Fate flashes as Hijaker steps through, now ready to begin a fresh life in Lusternia.
6042h, 3666m, 3666e, 10p exk-reply doesn't look like today will be that day. Heh
You tell Servant of Crow, Luccian Ta'Lykaios, Forest's Nightmare, "Doesn't look like today will be that day.
Heh."
Arix2007-06-15 00:53:06
(The Black Soil Conclave): Reiha says, "Arix, wtf."
Unknown2007-06-15 01:58:19
Heh, good timing.

Too bad. Razeila blessed my ship. Didn't help though, I think I got hit by a starbeast once at then it was "game over". hurt.gif
Arel2007-06-15 02:28:39
The distant, miniscule figure of a smouldering immortal sails through the air
high above Mount Zoaka, leaving a tail of black smoke in His wake as the faint
sound of His panicked cries reaches your ears.
Viravain2007-06-15 02:44:09
QUOTE(Arel @ Jun 14 2007, 10:28 PM) 417518
The distant, miniscule figure of a smouldering immortal sails through the air
high above Mount Zoaka, leaving a tail of black smoke in His wake as the faint
sound of His panicked cries reaches your ears.

Welcome to Six Flags Over Zoaka! You must be THIS ___ tall to ride the vent.
Gero2007-06-15 06:07:12
give ring to faeling
You give an etched pearl ring to a female faeling.
A female faeling exclaims, "Look, I don't even know you, and already you're
trying to give me presents? Well, it won't work! Even if you're a beautiful
girl. Are you a girl? You look kind of feminine, but also a bit hairy. It's so
hard to tell these days!"

WTF... confused.gif
Arix2007-06-15 08:46:55
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH HAHAHAHAHAHA PWNED
Ayridion2007-06-15 08:50:54
QUOTE(Arel @ Jun 15 2007, 03:28 AM) 417518
The distant, miniscule figure of a smouldering immortal sails through the air
high above Mount Zoaka, leaving a tail of black smoke in His wake as the faint
sound of His panicked cries reaches your ears.


unsure.gif I was kinda hoping you wouldn't notice. Or even, be there. sad.gif
Unknown2007-06-15 13:55:29
QUOTE(SerenGuard Gero @ Jun 15 2007, 01:07 AM) 417562
*funny stuff*

WTF... confused.gif


roflmao.gif

Maybe this is why certain novices think hyperactive teenie-booper RP is a great idea?
Arel2007-06-15 20:07:13
QUOTE(Ayridion @ Jun 15 2007, 04:50 AM) 417577
unsure.gif I was kinda hoping you wouldn't notice. Or even, be there. sad.gif


Watch yourself, Ayridion. I'm everywhere.
Unknown2007-06-15 20:11:37
Aelius's eyes fill with proud joy as he declaims, "...CHICKEN!"
You squint suspiciously at Aelius.
Aelius shrugs helplessly.
Ecclesiar Aelius Dekoven says, "Pearls of wisdom..."

You yell, "I like cheese!"
Timeless.
Reiha2007-06-16 04:46:17
Walking loudly and duck-like on all four paws, Mischief, the Mutant Kitty marches in from the ether.
Mischief, the Mutant Kitty drops a letter into your hands.
Mischief, the the Mutant Kitty flaps her wings and glides out happily to the ether.


wtf.gif I never mailed myself anything, and it returned a letter that was supposed to be mailed to Barrin. It had the pack, but not the gold I gave him. Can people refuse letters from pets? blink.gif
Furien2007-06-16 06:31:35
(Serenwilde): Konton says, "Here's a question, if Lord Charune did get turned
into a cow would Hinagar want to see if he tasted like steak?"

(Serenwilde): Charune says, "Hinagar already does."

(Serenwilde): Charune says, "He caught Lady Lisaera and I alone together and
threatened to eat Me."


Bow chicka wow wow
Hazar2007-06-16 07:02:40
Hinagar, Chaperone of the Gods. It has a ring to it.
Charune2007-06-16 07:15:11
QUOTE(Furien @ Jun 16 2007, 12:31 AM) 417858
(Serenwilde): Konton says, "Here's a question, if Lord Charune did get turned
into a cow would Hinagar want to see if he tasted like steak?"

(Serenwilde): Charune says, "Hinagar already does."

(Serenwilde): Charune says, "He caught Lady Lisaera and I alone together and
threatened to eat Me."
Bow chicka wow wow


Amazing how certain order members notice things like that, but fail to notice the important order affairs.
Furien2007-06-16 07:21:16
Hey, it wasn't easy to miss the resulting pretty greenness. Finding words at 12:21 AM for it, however, is difficult! tongue.gif

Edit: Hard. Easy. I rest my case.
Jitwix2007-06-16 15:03:16
Keeper of the Sacred Grove, Barrin says, "My plans to tak *hic* e omvR the
jorld."

Sarin tilts her head and listens intently.

You say, "Whats the jorld?"

Keeper of the Sacred Grove, Barrin says, "WorLdd."

Keeper of the Sacred Grove, Barrin says, "Neeb to foorestt the cities."

You look skeptical and say, "I think the jorld would be easier to take over."

Keeper of the Sacred Grove, Barrin says, "And feeD MAlachh."

Sarin grins and nods.

Keeper of the Sacred Grove, Barrin says, "He is the key."
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Lady of Branches, Sarin Mes'ard says, "I agree."

Sarin nods her head sagely.

Malach, the snowy liger cub tilts his head curiously.

Druid Amavan Talnara, Hart's Glory says to you, "Nah cause the jorld includes
the juniverse and several others. And it has an army of giant juniper."

Saran2007-06-16 15:15:38
stagcall sacrifice for saran

Sacrificing yourself for yourself is far too silly a paradox to be allowed.

aww but happy.gif